Chapter 275: Prank
readx; At seven o'clock in the evening, Vice Governor Zhao Weiming's dinner officially opened. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoFlying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water...... There is everything, if you don't see it with your own eyes, I can't believe that the 315 factory guest house has not been prepared before.
There was a table for female guests, a table for male guests, and even the old Professor He Bingsu, who had just returned to the hospital, was invited to accompany the old lady. Professor Tian Da's identity is detached, and he was actually arranged by Qiao Wei's side, and he could see at a glance that his relatives were distant and close.
Maybe it is from the main department, the main group, the main division, the deputy department to the main department, the status is too different, or everyone is in Pingshui, everyone toasted the old lady at the next table one by one after a glass of wine, and the extremely luxurious big box fell silent.
The atmosphere was a little awkward, and the next to accompany Master Xiang, Political Commissar Xia, Li Guoan, Yang Xiaoguang and others seemed a little restrained, Zhao Weiming had to cough dryly twice, and turned the topic to Professor Tian University, who everyone was a little more familiar with. With the revelations of a series of troubles, the atmosphere of the dinner party became lively.
“…… Deputy Director Qiao and Governor Ding, it's not that my mother-in-law sells melons and boasts, on the issue of looking at people, I, Zhao Weiming, really haven't looked at it. I think that the political commissar Wang Ronghai and the division commander Xu Bozhao were racking their brains to push Wen Jian outward, for fear that raising tigers would cause trouble and cause fire, but it turns out that they have lost their eyes, right? ”
Saying this in front of the military and political chief of the Air D Division and the political commissar of the hospital, isn't it pointing at the monk and scolding the bald donkey? Division Commander Xiang and Political Commissar Xia were very ashamed of this old neighbor who belittled others and elevated themselves, but they were dignified local political axe vice governors, and the two of them couldn't say anything.
To the relief of the two of them, Qiao Wei did not fall into the well, but put down his chopsticks and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Vice Governor Zhao, in fact, this can't be blamed on Political Commissar Wang and Division Commander Xu, after all, the army has a special surname of the army, and what is required is to prohibit it and be uniform, if everyone is as unconventional as him, then how can this soldier be bringed?" ”
"After all, after the door, I don't forget to speak to the troops at any time."
It seemed that the more than an hour before the dinner was not in vain, Ding Haonan had always had a smile on the corner of his mouth, and now he pointed to the two colonel officers opposite and joked: "Division Commander Xiang, Political Commissar Xia, what are you two still doing in a daze?" Just what Deputy Director Qiao said just now, you two have to have a toast. ”
"Yes, Governor Ding."
The two of them picked up their wine glasses in unison, drank them all, didn't even eat a bite of the food, and said with a smile: "Deputy Director Qiao, let's do it first as respect." You have a lot of work to do, just take a look. ”
Qiao Wei seemed to be in a very good mood, and actually shook his head and smiled: "I can mean it when others toast, but not the two of you." This is not only because I am also a soldier child, but also because the two of you are the military and political commanders of the heroic army. ”
Seeing Qiao Wei take the cup and drink it all, Ding Haonan also stood up, nodded at Zhao Weiming and Li Guoan, and said meaningfully: "It is our fine tradition to support the army and give preferential treatment to the family, Vice Governor Zhao, Secretary Xiao Li, and Deputy Director Qiao are criticizing us, but we can't be obsessed anymore, come and ...... Let us raise a toast to the loveliest people's soldiers! ”
In the end, it is the leader, and he can drink so many great truths with a drink. Looking at the meal in front of him that couldn't be served without 5,000 yuan, and then thinking about what he saw and heard in Shiqiao Village in the afternoon, Tian Wenjian felt so ironic, he immediately put down his chopsticks, and said with a smile while looking around at everyone: "It is said that people who drink alcohol do not pay attention to food, it seems that this sentence is really true." Alas......! Look at so many dishes, they didn't even move, even if Vice Governor Zhao had a private treat, it would be too wasteful, right? ”
It took a lot of time to get the atmosphere up, but you kid gave me this show! Zhao Weiming's head was big, and looking at everyone's stunned looks, he hurriedly snorted, pretending to be casual, and said with a smile: "Eating food is the same as drinking, both capable people work hard." Wen Jian, now that you have quit smoking and drink less, then eat more food. ”
As he spoke, he bent down and grabbed the chopsticks and personally picked up the dishes on Tian Wenjian's plate. This little episode, although a bit unexpected, is also reasonable. Otherwise, then he would not be Tian Wenjian. Qiao Wei smiled without saying a word, lit a cigarette and watched the changes. Ding Haonan lowered his head and came to look for a lighter, ignoring everything that happened in front of him.
"Seriously, I've never had a decent meal in so many years abroad, but I can't eat so much!" Professor Tian Da didn't care so much, so he simply turned around, rushed to the waiter standing behind him, and laughed loudly: "Miss, please bring a few lunch boxes, I want to pack them." ”
"Now?"
It's just been the start of the meal, so even if you pack it, you'll have to wait until it's finished, right? The waiter was completely dumbfounded, with an incredulous expression on his face.
Professor Tian Da nodded heavily, pointed to the delicacies of the mountains and seas on the table, and said solemnly: "Right now, this ...... This one...... This, and this fish, are all packed. ”
Zhao Weiming was extremely embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "Isn't it just packing, you don't need to be so troublesome." Little comrade, let the kitchen make another one according to Professor Tian's order, pack it and send it over. ”
Even Deputy Director Qiao, Governor Ding, and Vice Governor Zhao didn't give face, no wonder the teacher and the old political commissar wanted to kick this kid out of the empty division! Only then did Senior Commander Xiang and Political Commissar Xia realize that Professor Tian Da was powerful, but they didn't want to embarrass Zhao Weiming even more, so they hurriedly lowered their heads and smoked as if nothing had happened.
Professor Tian Da actually kicked his nose in the face, not only did he not accept it when he saw it, but said bluntly: "Vice Governor Zhao, let the kitchen make another one, then what's the point of packing?" I know you don't care about that money, but we can't waste it. ”
To everyone's surprise, Qiao Wei suddenly sat up straight, pointed to the plate of braised prawns in front of him, and said lightly: "Waste is the biggest crime, and there are indeed a lot of dishes, so I packed this plate together." ”
As soon as this head opened, it was out of control, and Governor Ding, Division Commander Xiang, Political Commissar Xia, and Chen Hongjun also pointed to the dishes in front of them and motioned to the waiter to take the lunch box and pack it.
Professor Tian Da didn't seem to be satisfied with this, and while hurriedly assisting the waiter in packing, he turned around and shouted at the female guest's table: "Grandma Qiao, Professor He, is there any food you can't eat at that table?" ”
"There are some and there are many more!"
In full view of everyone, Professor Tian Da's prank succeeded. In less than ten minutes, Zhao Weiming prepared two large tables of delicacies and seafood, and only the standard four dishes and one soup remained.
The lunch box is a bit much, and there are four big convenient bags, looking at Tian Wenjian's appearance of scratching his ears and cheeks, the old lady actually looked back and smiled very cooperatively: "Xiao Na, Xiao Mei, you two go and help the melon mention, Lanzi will accompany me." ”
Seeing that this kid was going to go to the hospital with the dishes he entertained the leaders to do favors, Zhao Weiming sighed and said with a depressed face: "There are still four bottles of wine that have not been opened, so bring them with you." ”
"Vice Governor Zhao, you are really my good leader, so understanding, thank you, thank you very much!"
The crowd couldn't hold back any longer, and suddenly burst into laughter. Even the old lady smiled from ear to ear, scolding this kid for not being a man. Zhao Weiming turned his head, shook his head at Qiao Wei and Ding Haonan and smiled bitterly: "Fortunately, there are no outsiders today, if it is really spread out, where will I put my old face?" ”
"Vice Governor Zhao, if it weren't for your own people, Melon wouldn't have made this joke with you."
Qiao Wei didn't want to embarrass him, so he simply pointed to the empty seat next to him that originally belonged to Tian Wenjian, and smiled heartily: "Sit, sit here." Didn't we still have four dishes left? Let's keep drinking. ”
The seat in the officialdom is very important, one far and one near represents the intimacy of the relationship, Zhao Weiming was ecstatic for a while, and hurriedly picked up the tableware and moved over.
As soon as he walked out of the courtyard of the guest house, he twisted the little pepper with a large convenient bag lunch box, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, you are still ruthless!" I even dared to make such a joke. ”
Tian Wenjian seemed to have changed as if he had changed, and said with a heavy face: "Is this a joke?" This is the smell of Zhumen's wine and meat, and there are frozen bones on the road! A meal can range from a few thousand to tens of thousands, which is enough for a family to eat for a year. ”
"And you're still packing?" Pepper touched a nail and pouted and muttered.
"That's better than wasting it."
As Zheng Xiaolan said to Tian Wenjian, Xiao Xiao's mind Xiao Na has already seen it. It's just out of trust in her husband that she has been pretending to be confused as if nothing happened, for fear that it will hurt the feelings between husband and wife. What's more, Pepper is still her good sister, and she doesn't have any real surname other than admiration.
Seeing that the two of them were facing each other again, Xiao Na hurriedly plugged in and reminded in a low voice: "Husband, the weather is so hot, the food will go bad after a while, let's find a refrigerator quickly." ”
Tian Wenjian was happy, and immediately laughed and said, "What kind of refrigerator are you looking for, can we still take it back?" Don't worry, with Lu Qingshan and Zhang Juzhen here, these dishes can be solved in less than half an hour. ”
"That's right, especially that Zhang Juzhen, who can eat it."
As they spoke, the three of them walked to the outpatient building. As Tian Wenjian expected, Lu Qingshan, Zhang Juzhen and other former comrades-in-arms did not return to the infield, and they were all waiting for themselves in the surgical duty room at this time.
“…… My old dean, I knew you couldn't forget me, and you haven't written me a letter for a long time...... You can make up for it today, the grade of the old squad leader hotel is a bit low, and it is no problem to go to the city! My old dean...... Are you ready for your wallet? My old dean...... Are you ready for dollars......"
Seeing Tian Wenjian and the others walking in, Zhang Juzhen and others immediately surrounded them and sang "My Old Dean" adapted for him. Singing is a signal, Jiang Zhengbao and other hospital leaders who did not go to the 315 factory guest house with Xiang Shichang and Xia Political Commissar also ran out of the hospital office.
Tian Wenjian was ridiculed by these stinky boys, immediately raised the convenience bag in his hand, and laughed: "I don't have dollars, and I don't have a wallet, let alone going to a downtown hotel, even if I go to the old squad leader hotel, I can't afford to invite it." There's still a bit of leftovers here, so if you want to save face, find a place to sit down and have a drink or two. ”
Lu Qingshan was not so easy to deal with, not only did he not take the convenience bag, but he also asked with a wicked smile: "Dr. Tian, Professor Tian, you are a big man who came back from the United States, how can you use leftovers to send us away?" In order to beat you, a local tyrant, I haven't even eaten dinner until now, no, no, absolutely not! ”
"yes...... Old Dean, you treat us as Hanako. ”
"Qingshan, in fact, the old dean didn't mean that, he said that he didn't have dollars, he didn't bring a wallet, that means that the dollars and wallets are in his sister-in-law's house."
"Or is it that Ju Zhen understands people, sister-in-law, sister-in-law Xiaona, can you express it?"
Looking at these familiar faces, Xiao Na couldn't help but think of the "nostalgic theme wedding" that made her unforgettable for the rest of her life, so she raised the Wuliangye in her hand and said with a smile: "Doctor Lu, Dr. Zhang, you are so bold in knocking bamboo and bamboo bars, you two are really unprecedented and unprecedented." On this point, I also have to say, how about Wuliangye? If I'm not satisfied, there's really nothing I can do. ”
"Or is my sister-in-law empathetic, what are you doing in a daze? Take it. ”
After making trouble, Jiang Zhengbao squeezed in, pointed to the old squad leader restaurant opposite, and said with a smile: "Xiao Tian, Xiao Na, don't listen to them." Walk...... I'm all set up over there. ”
Without waiting for Tian Wenjian to speak, Xiao Pepper raised the convenience bag in his hand and said with a smile: "Dean, my brother-in-law has a lot of dishes, and I think your table will be saved until tomorrow." ”
"You, it's still like that." Jiang Zhengbao shook his head with a wry smile, then turned around and said loudly: "It's all there...... In addition to the staff on duty, the target old squad leader hotel, go! ”
"Yes!" In a burst of laughter, everyone who had reunited after a long absence, hugged Tian Wenjian and walked across the road.
After the establishment of Blue Sky Holding Group, the Blue Sky logo can no longer be used, and the trademarks on the airport road have all been changed to "Changtian" or "Changkong". Tear down the rebuilt old Banchang Hotel, and now it is called Changkong Hotel. The three-storey building, which is nearly 800 square meters, looks very good, and judging from the officers and men who come in and out of the restaurant, business is certainly very good.
"Secretary Tian, Dean Tian, you are finally back." The old squad leader had obviously received the news a long time ago, and as soon as Tian Wenjian walked into the hotel, he ran out of the bar counter happily, holding his hands tightly, how excited he was.
People change the environment, and the environment can change people. If he hadn't known that he hadn't gone to the wrong door, Tian Wenjian wouldn't have believed that the middle-aged man in front of him wearing a white shirt and a black tie was the old squad leader who was greedy for darkness and wore a black apron all day long.
"Old squad leader, it seems that this title is going to be changed, and I want to call you Boss Bai."
The old squad leader was a little embarrassed, and quickly let go of his hands, pointed to the private room on the second floor and said, "It's not your light yet, Secretary Tian, please upstairs!" ”
"Secretary Tian, he is now Professor Tian."
Lu Qingshan followed him towards the stairs and asked with a smile, "By the way...... Old squad leader, you always say 'without Secretary Tian, there would be no today for my old white', our old dean is back today, you shouldn't just talk about not practicing, right? ”
The old squad leader was in a hurry, and immediately turned around and said with a serious face: "Where can it be?" Field...... Field...... Professor Tian, Dean Jiang, I have to say that I must invite this meal, and no one is allowed to pay for it, even if it does, no one dares to accept it. ”
Lu Qingshan was the master who was unforgiving, and without waiting for Tian Wenjian and Jiang Zhengbao to speak, he said in a strange manner: "Old squad leader, listening to what you mean, it seems that your friendship with our old dean is just such a meal." After eating, no one owes anyone, and a lump sum is written off? ”
"Lu Yidao, you have to be a man with your conscience, am I Lao Bai that kind of person?"
Seeing that the old squad leader was in a hurry, everyone immediately burst into laughter, Tian Wenjian hurriedly patted his arm, and said with a smile: "Old squad leader, he is joking with you, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously." ”
"I know, I know."
The old squad leader smiled at this time, and while taking out the box of soft Zhonghua's clumsy Kaifeng, he smiled honestly: "Professor Tian, you have also seen that my restaurant relies on the hospital for food." Without them, would my business be as prosperous as it is now? ”
"That's good, that's good."
"Come on, order one first. I'm not afraid of your jokes, this cigarette was given to me by Commander Shi when he came back to inspect the work a few years ago, and I haven't been willing to smoke it. Actually...... It's the same with any cigarette in my mouth, and I'm blind when I smoke it. ”
has become a big boss, and he is still so upright, he will say anything. Tian Wenjian smiled, and while letting go of his body, he politely refused: "Old squad leader, I quit." ”
The old squad leader was stunned for a moment, he couldn't believe that this was true, looked at the cigarette in his hand, and said impatiently: "Professor Tian, this cigarette is real, you said that a leader as big as Commander Shi can give me fake cigarettes?" ”
Of all the bosses on Airport Road, the old squad leader is notoriously picky. Don't look at the business of the hotel is so prosperous, I usually smoke four five-day boxes of red plums like before. Dean Jiang couldn't help but joke, and while taking the cigarette in his hand, he said in a thoughtful manner: "This is good cigarettes and good wine, don't smoke it, don't buy it." Maybe even Commander Shi himself doesn't know if it's true or not, come and ...... I'll show you. ”
"True or fake?"
Dean Jiang looked left and right, put it under his nose and sniffed it, then shook his head and said, "Fake, 100% fake." Or the old dean has a vision, this cigarette must not be smoked, Lu Qingshan ......! ”
"Here!"
"You put away your cigarette, go back and throw it away somewhere there's no one. It saves the old squad leader from being reluctant, but it will affect his physical health. ”
How could Lu Qingshan not understand what he meant, so he couldn't help but smile, took it with a serious face, and put it in his pocket. Everyone immediately burst into laughter again, and Xiao Pepper pointed at them and scolded them with a smile: "You know how to bully honest people, old squad leader, you were deceived by them, and the smoke is real." ”
Only then did the old squad leader react, pulled Tian Wenjian's arm, shook his head again and again, and said: "The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, Professor Tian, you are not like this when you are here, you have to take care of them." ”
There are opportunities to trick the old squad leader every day, but there are very few who can succeed like today. The cigarette was in his pocket, how could Lu Qingshan easily return it, but smiled triumphantly: "Old squad leader, smoking is really bad for health, I confiscated the cigarette for your own good, you have to learn from our old dean on this point." ”
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(To be continued)