Chapter 504: The Tibetan Mastiff Who Smokes, Hokage
The eighth master squinted slightly, smiled a little slyly, and said obscenely: "Peach Blossom Luck, your Peach Blossom Luck is very strong, but the person you like is no longer around for the time being, of course, this is all temporary......"
Han Yu listened noncommittally and quietly.
The eighth master's eyes suddenly narrowed, and he raised his head and looked at him quietly. It was as if a flower had suddenly grown on his face, and after a while, he slowly said, "Your life is very good." If I follow you, I think I'll be able to make some money! ”
"My life?" The corners of Han Yu's mouth hooked, and he smiled disdainfully. He only believes in himself, not in the fate of bullshit.
Listening to the words of the eighth master here, Han Yu felt as if he had made a big mistake. He shouldn't have wasted time here, well, maybe because of the drink, maybe because of the fight he had just had, but he felt ridiculous about what he was doing.
"Forget it, your old man is here in the cold winter, and it's not easy to talk to me here for half a day." Han Yu took out two old man's heads and patted them: "Maybe this is the only place I can help you." ”
"Hey, you can't just leave!" The eighth master obviously didn't intend to let him go easily, grabbed him, and said sharply: "I said I'll follow you!" ”
Han Yu's brows furrowed, and he glanced at the old man with some unhappiness. If it weren't for his age, he would have wanted to slap it.
"What are you doing with me? Although I have a little spare money, I don't plan to support idlers. Han Yu said unhappily.
"Hehe, eighth master, in addition to reading fortune telling, I will order something else! For example, the ancestral secret recipe, whether you have fox odor, premature ejaculation or other backache and leg pain, irregular menstruation, ......"
Seeing that Han Yu's face was getting darker and darker, the eighth master hurriedly laughed twice: "Hey, of course this one doesn't count, it doesn't count, but don't you look at an ancestral house?" I think Feng Shui is actually a must, I think our best thing back then was to find Feng Shui, and look at the ......"
Han Yu's impatient footsteps paused suddenly, because he clearly remembered that Old Man Chu seemed to have made him pay attention to the talents here.
"What did you just say, you would look for Feng Shui?" Han Yu squinted, looked left and right, and said in a low voice, "Can you find the ancient tomb?" ”
"Yes, absolutely! I'll tell you, we also made material for people back then! Do you know the tomb robbery notes? That's what I wrote from my experience! ”
Han Yu no longer paid attention to the boasting of the eighth master, and just said: Come with me!
He didn't know why Old Man Chu would ask him to find people who could find ancient tombs and rob tombs, in his thoughts, could it be that Old Man Chu wanted people to rob tombs?
It's not impossible to think about it, anyway, those things are placed there, and there will be tomb robbers who will patronize them, and after a long time, who knows what accidents will happen? In that case, it is better for us to collect it, and donate it to the country when the time comes.
However, Han Yu was not very interested in antiques. No matter how good it is, how exquisite it is that represents the level of literature and art, science and technology, it can only be in the past. Antiques can only be antiques, and their only role is to show the glory of the past, and it has nothing to do with the present, a dime.
However, even here, he would not let those tomb robbers spoil the things left by his ancestors. As early as when he was in the army, he knew that all the things that the tomb robbers in China had made were cheaply disposed of to foreigners.
Here's some ruined stuff!
When Han Yu returned to his residence with the eighth master, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
It's not because Zhuo Bufan is eating apples there, it's not that Takebai is playing with a nail-like thing somewhere, but because of the Hokage. At this time, where is the Hokage sitting, yes, sitting. With the two legs behind the buttocks, the man is weirdly straight, and what is even more surprising is that there is a cigarette in its mouth!
And that cigarette was curling green smoke at this time. A little scarlet, flickering eerily on its dog's mouth.
Damn, it's actually smoking?
Han Yu only felt that he was a little surprised by the thunder scene in front of him, and he didn't know where he was, and the dragon general really turned the Hokage into a smoker? Damn, how is that possible here? Although the Hokage is a Tibetan mastiff, its claws can't hold the cigarette butt either, and it shouldn't be able to smoke either!
But now, looking at the sparkling appearance, it is clearly smoking. Oh, and it spat out a smoke ring? Han Yu only felt that he was about to collapse.
He stared blankly at the Hokage, and after a while, he screamed, "Damn, who gave it smoke?" ”
As he spoke, he rushed over! But the Hokage was just a light cat, and he got under the coffee table.
The eighth master, who came in later, looked at Han Yu with great admiration, to be able to have a dog that smokes, there is probably no one here before, right?
Han Yu didn't have the kind of glory that made history, because he had long known that the dragon general's dog would have been fucking smoking a cigarette a long time ago. Moreover, the smoke ring spit out more slippery than him.
But he still didn't expect that the dragon general would do what he said, and in just a few days, he would actually pull the Hokage into the water!
Knowing the current identity did not make the other party dissatisfied, but in some ways met their needs. In other words, even if it was not arranged by them, it was not without their guidance. Therefore, Han Yu has long since lost his initial apprehension.
He directly dialed the number of the dragon general, and shouted dissatisfiedly, "Who told you to really teach the Hokage to smoke?" If he becomes a big smoker, will he still run in the future? ”
Smoking is bad for your health and bad for your lungs. Well, I just don't know if this principle applies to Tibetan mastiffs?
The dragon general's voice was lazy, with a little smugness, and he no longer had the original majesty: "Why, do you know how much time I spent training him?" For three days, I got on my favorite Labradoodle, and you know how much time I spent here? You're not satisfied! ”
Han Yu grabbed the phone a little speechlessly, looked at the Hokage, and couldn't wait to pull the cigarette off his mouth. But this guy here is too cunning, dodging left and right, and he can't catch up.
"Forget it, I'm determined not to let it smoke anyway!" Han Yu was about to hang up the phone as he spoke.
I didn't want Long Fuhai to say loudly directly: "Boy, you dare? If you dare not let the Hokage smoke, no matter what happens in the future, don't call Lao Tzu! ”
Han Yu clutched the phone frantically, and finally hung up helplessly. The dragon on the other end of the phone commanded his Labrador: "Come, spit out a smoke ring, look at your bear-like, also a dog, how can you be so stupid than that kid's Hokage?" ”
Seeing the Hokage holding a cigarette butt in the dog's mouth, Han Yu muttered secretly: "I'm not afraid of burning your dog hair!" ”
Ignoring the Hokage's affairs, Han Yu went to take a shower. Then he ordered some food to eat, looking at the already dark sky outside, he took Zhuo Bufan and the others towards the bar.
Of course, the Hokage also followed, and that eighth master!
The eighth master has probably seen Han Yu's extraordinary, but this old guy is obviously a cheeky guy who has been trained by setting up a stall, and he doesn't mean to be stunned at all, and he still follows leisurely.
Seeing that Han Yu was coming to the bar to play, the old man smiled and followed behind, his eyes swept the buttocks of those girls more often than Han Yu!
Of course, Han Yu didn't come to the bar purely to drink, he came to see his mobile phone.
Patting Zhuo Bufan and signaling him to be optimistic about the Hokage, Han Yu got up and walked towards the toilet.
Coming out of the toilet, Han Yu looked around and saw that no one was paying attention, so he turned around and entered a private room. Inside, the phone is drinking coffee there.
Looking at his face, his face was not very good, and the two dark circles under his eyes were obviously due to lack of rest recently. Han Yu couldn't help but sigh. In the room, music is playing, so you can avoid eavesdropping.
He walked over to the phone and sat down, and the kid had already walked out at the hand he came in, and he went outside to watch.
"Don't be too tired lately, your body is the capital of the revolution!" Han Yu said in a low voice.
The phone smiled slightly: "It's okay, I'm used to it." He gently rubbed his temples with his two index fingers, and said slowly: "You asked me to check the information." ”
Han Yu picked up the piece of paper next to him, the things on it were obviously just written, and the ink had not dried.
"Ye Suifeng, the head of the Sword Gate Suifeng Intelligence Organization. Lustful, delicious, and fun. It can be seen from the information gathered from various sources that this is all his disguise, even his fat body. It was preliminarily determined that this person was delicate and good at conspiracy and calculation. On the night of White Horse Mountain, it can already be determined that this person did it secretly! ”
"Sun Pingtian, according to the eyeliner report planted in the Donghai Gang, has been killed by Zhao Donghai, but there is no direct evidence. It seems that the people here are secretly cultivating their own power. Know the world with the wind overnight! I have to say that his intelligence organization is much more powerful than Daybreak! It's hard for me to infiltrate him from the intelligence side. The phone frowned slightly and said slowly.
Han Yu chuckled: "How long has he debuted?" At least, we've surpassed him in efficiency. ”
"Here's something, I suspect he deliberately revealed to us." The phone hesitated for a moment, but still told his guess.
Collecting information about Ye Suifeng and Jianmen was really smooth. Smooth doesn't look like he's facing a powerful intelligence organization at all! But when he tried to infiltrate the other party, he encountered strong obstacles.
Here he had to suspect that a pair of eyes had been quietly watching him!
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