When I slipped to the door of the dormitory, I heard Dong Ge's unique intoxicated voice, "I grass, that tender girl." Tebai, that little ass, that warped. I'm only 20 years old, that breast, at least 36, I'm grass, if I can get it, then I have to be cool to death" I opened the door, just in time to see Brother Dong in that surname fantasy. The hands are also in a stroking position. Wandering in the air.

"I'm grass, Liu'er, you're back, I heard that you lived in the hotel for two days, what's the matter, how many young ladies did you find?" Brother Dong greeted him, "I got broadband for our dormitory yesterday, and I'm going to buy a router, and then scrape together the money to buy three computers in our dormitory, and the four of us don't have to go to the Internet café in the future, how good." ”

"Okay, okay. It's good to have access to the Internet, and now the computer doesn't have much money" I smiled, "Don't listen to their nonsense." I felt bad, so I went to the hotel" and a warm smile came to my mind. He shook his head.

"Bo Long said that Yang Qiong gave her notebook to Bo Long, and then we are buying two desktop computers, 7 or 8 thousand is enough, I want to pit my father"

"Pit your dad again?"

Brother Dong nodded, "Either what." ”

"Your father isn't angry. Seven or eight thousand is not a small number. ”

Brother Dong smiled, "It's okay." Wrap it around me. Anyway, my reputation as a loser is also on my back. ”

I smiled and walked to the side of the fat man Tao, "Brother Tao, did you hear that Brother Dong gave you a lecture to solve your doubts?" ”

Fat Zitao nodded: "I found that Brother Dong's analysis of women is really too good." I listened more carefully than I listened to the lectures. It's really right. ”

I sighed, "He'll be able to fool you, this pervert"

When Brother Dong heard this, he stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "I'm grass, Liu'er, you're not like this, aren't you?" Anyway, I'm also your eldest brother, do you say that about your eldest brother?"

I nodded "Okay, okay, I was wrong, okay." I just ate a bowl of noodles and am tired and want to sleep"

"Don't, I downloaded the new movie yesterday, show it to you."

"Please, Brother Dong, I want to sleep." I suddenly remembered Nuan Nuan, "Brother Dong, that's right." Ask you personally. ”

Brother Dong's eyes narrowed, and then he smiled very silverly, "You ask me about someone?" Is it to inquire about women? Woman? Or a woman? ”

"Woman," I replied calmly.

Brother Dong patted his chest, "I am Hudong, this name is not called in vain." ”

I smiled, "It's called Nuan Nuan, about one meter six or five, with long hair, quite white, less than 100 catties." ”

Brother Dong listened. Then he touched his head and thought for a long time, "You are giving me a few days." I'm not impressed. I've only been in school for a short time. I'll let you know as soon as I can. ”

I looked at Brother Dong with disdain, "Okay." Hukou Dongge. Go to dinner. ”

"Grass, fat man, gone, eat. I'll tell you about it slowly. No, Genliu said. ”

The fat man smiled stupidly, then stood up, picked up four more kettles from the balcony, carried the kettles, followed Brother Dong, and went downstairs.

I took the phone and called Bolong, and the phone quickly went through "Hey, Liu'er"

"What are you doing?"

"Eating out with my daughter-in-law"

"Will you be back in the evening?"

"I don't know, what's the matter, you're going back"

"That's a must. Come back almost, don't spend the night outside, like something."

"If you can't eat grapes, let's say that grapes are sour" Bo Long smiled, "Okay, let's talk about it in the evening, hang up, bye-bye"

"Bye-bye," I continued. Lie down and sleep. I really fell asleep.

I didn't hear Dongge's ** voice, but it was still a really good feeling.

But I didn't hear it when I slept at night, but I did hear it in the morning.

I stretched and opened my eyes, feeling so comfortable, from four or five o'clock yesterday afternoon, to seven o'clock the next morning, it was so comfortable. It's not like yesterday, and I don't have any spirit at all.

Dong Ge was already brushing his teeth again. Bolong, a rabbit cub, still hasn't come back. I'm very glad that Brother Dong and Fat Zitao didn't quarrel with me last night.

I didn't have classes for two days, and it seemed that there was really nothing wrong, and I found out when I asked, and it turned out that when the teacher was in front of the roll call, Bolong helped me shout.

When I arrived, Bolong had already arrived.

"You didn't go back last night."

"Grass, I'm in love now, but I'm going back from tonight"

"Why?"

"Because my daughter-in-law and aunt are here"

"Then don't go out to live, Yang Qiong won't beat you."

Bo Long smiled and spread his hands, "My daughter-in-law brought it up, she is too considerate of me, she can either see it or touch it." I can't do it, and I still sleep together, how uncomfortable"

I gave him a disdainful look, "Can I scold you with words you don't understand?" ”

"Yes, I'll see, what I don't understand"

"Big Fool"

"Grass, I understand this"

I smiled and stretched out my hand to point at Bolong, "Yes, now everyone can understand the words"

"Roll the calf" Bolong reached out and pinched me, and then the two of us had a quarrel, going to school, after all, it was still good.

At the end of the first class, there was a half-hour break, and the three of us were smoking and chatting at the door of the class. I saw four or five people, and they walked towards our side of the corridor. It also looks imposing. At first glance, you can see that there is no kindness. They were in the first shift, and then after about five minutes, they were in the second shift.

I glanced at Yang Qiong, "Sister Qiong, what do they mean by this, what are they going to do?" ”

Yang Qiong spread her hands, "I don't know, who knows what these people do." ”

Bo Long also shook his head, "Wait, you will always know." Look at this fierce and vicious energy. It's the same as who owes them how much. ”

The three of us are at the door of our class, looking at these people, the big head is a small flat head, more than one meter and eight meters, followed by three or four, walking, all of them are hanging, it looks like a gangster, in fact, I feel that this is the most stupid, you can be a gangster, but you must not behave like them, walking, hands in pockets, nostrils to the sky, swaying, and at every turn to let out a very wild laugh, the whole corridor of laughter can be heard, so that all the people look at them,A few of them are still full of confidence.,Two of them have the top of their ears.,The kind that's very big and prominent.,I don't know.,It's not heavy to hang on their ears.,I also admire the whole school.,It's really any kind of person who dares to accept it.,This kind of SB,It's a shame for us gangsters.。

I always thought I was a gangster, but I was a tech-savvy gangster, a very low-key gangster. I like to jerk, but unlike them, they don't call jerks, they call jerks.

A few people walked in front of us very awesomely, and then looked at us with contempt, and four of them entered our class in a terrible way.

Yang Qiong watched them go in, and then scolded, "Stupid." It's disgusting. Nausea, no mood to eat at noon. Anyone wants a broken school."

Bolong smiled "Okay, why are they here?"

"I don't know, go over and see"

I reached out and pulled Yang Qiong, and then shook my head at her, "Don't go"

Yang Qiong was a little surprised: "Why don't you go?" ”

"It doesn't matter to us what they do, as long as we don't mess with us, more is better than less. I've had enough things in the past two days, I've offended the dormitory manager in the dormitory, and now I'm offending the head teacher, and it's not far from a few of us going home."

"I'm afraid of fart," Yang Qiong followed, "There's me here at school, it's okay, don't worry." As long as it's not too much of a mess, I can handle it."

"Okay, don't go" Bo Long followed "these fools, looking at their virtues, I feel the important surname of family planning for the Chinese population." Liu'er is right, more things are better than less. Don't go. Obedient"

Yang Qiong looked at me, then at Bo Long, and then stretched out her hand and said, "Grass, the two of you are instigating the old man"

Bolong and I looked at each other and smiled. And then none spoke. Obviously, reasoning with a woman is a very irrational behavior.

At this time, two girls dressed in black stockings came out of the next class. Fine-bottomed high heels, the face is rubbed with a lot of powder, the makeup is very gorgeous, one of them is a little long, but if the makeup is removed, it is estimated that it will be like that, and the other one is simply unsightly, the weight is conservatively estimated, more than one hundred and fifteen. The weather is very cold, and they all wear low-cut T-shirts, the fat man, two big **, walking and up. It's more disgusting than the gangsters I just saw.

The two of them walked up to us, and the fat man said, "Sister Qiong, that girl in our class is a little disgusting." You don't have a class in the afternoon, we have a class, just right, come and educate her"

The thin man patted me on the shoulder, "Handsome guy, give me a cigarette"

I'm used to it now, so I grabbed another cigarette, handed it to her, and lit it for her. The way she smokes is much better than me and Bolong, and she is close to Sister Qiong.

After listening to the fat man's words, Sister Qiong smiled, "Because of what." ”

"[***] Hehe, all day long, he pretends to be pure with a boy, and when he talks, he snorts" followed the fat man and said in his throat, "You are so annoying, I hate it to death, how can I have it, how can I have it?"

The woman next to her "fluttered" and laughed, "Pretending to be forced to be wheeled." But it's not as exaggerated as you, and people don't understand what ** means."

"Yes, when it comes to artillery, people are very serious and ask, cannon, what is cannonball." The fat man's voice changed again, "No, no one has ever found a boyfriend." The car my dad drove had four circles. ”

"That's the lack of grass, huh?" Sister Qiong smiled, "To deal with such a woman, you beat her, and you are angry." It didn't work. ”

"What's the matter?"

"Isn't there a handsome guy here?" Sister Qiong stretched out her hand and pointed at me, "Anyway, now Liu'er has no object, so let's go and get that girl, and teach her how to be a person by the way."

"I'm grass, what's the matter with me?" I stretched out my hand and pointed at myself, "You don't come, what do you guys want, it's your business, don't pull me in, I don't participate, that kind of thing is too immoral." ”

"You're pretending to be pure? Underrun? The fat man said with a smile at me.

I shook my head, "I really can't stand you." ”

"Fuck you," the fat man held out his middle finger at me. Sister Qiong on the side, and the other skinny one, all laughed.

The thin man smiled and said, "Your name is Liu'er, right?" My name is Lu Shanshan, and they all call me Shanshan. Next to it, this sister of mine, you can just call her Sister Tiger, it's all called that, we and Sister Qiong, we are a collection"

I nodded, "Wang Yue, just call me Liu'er." ”

Shanshan smiled, "Sixth brother, what do you say about that matter, as long as you are willing, we will make you a virgin, what do you think?" ”

"Don't, don't, I can't do it."

"Such a good opportunity, you still don't cherish it, if it weren't for your brother who followed our sister Qiong and became our brother-in-law, you would have handed over this good thing to our brother-in-law."

"Don't tell him, the two of them are two men who coax men. One is more cowardly than the other. And it's not an ordinary cowardice. It's useless to tell them, and now that he's saying no, isn't he really going, don't worry about it so much, I'll teach you two how to do it in a while. ”

"What are you going to do, don't mess around."

"That's it," Bolong said, "don't fool around."

Yang Qiong cheered Bolong's head, "Let's two have the final say, or do I have the final say?" ”