The night was getting deeper, and there was no one in the men's soup, Wu Ming was scrubbing his body while humming a small tune: "Masturbation, masturbation, masturbation, ......"

"Don't masturbate...... Zhuge Dachang on the other side of the pool rolled his eyes and said, "Wash it up, let's go out to eat something and go back to sleep." ”

"You go change your clothes first, and I'll soak in it for a while."

"Then you hurry up and ......" Zhuge Dachang stood up and stepped out of the pool, "I'll go to the locker room and wait for you." ”

"Okay."

Outside the door of the locker room, Zhuge Dachang waited for almost ten minutes, and Wu Ming came out of it slowly, with a strange expression on his face,

"Brother Pig, Brother Pig, guess what I saw in the locker room just now."

"What do you see, do you see women?"

"No, no." Wu Ming waved his hand, and then he couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh, and said in a low voice: "Hehe...... I saw a man's thing, the size of a screw, and the Oriental bird was so delicate. ”

Zhuge Dachang snorted and said mockingly: "You didn't see yourself in the mirror, did you?" ”

"Get out."

"Then you don't have to watch what the second brother is doing, it's okay to be full."

"Damn, everyone is not wearing pants, it's inevitable to see it." Wu Ming said angrily: "Do you want me to cover my eyes." ”

The two of them didn't continue to talk boringly, they didn't even say a word after they walked into the aisle, and when they walked out of the bathhouse, they saw that the lively underground street had become deserted, and many shops had begun to close, Wu Ming looked at the time, and knew that it was almost twelve o'clock,

Outside a twenty-hour convenience store, two girls in student uniforms stood on the side of the road, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, who were originally passing by, could only see their farts shadows, but they didn't know where a gust of wind blew out, lifting their short pleated skirts, revealing two delicate little underwear,

Haha, what a cute girl, the two old wolves grinned, and when one of the girls pressed the corner of her skirt, she turned her head and saw Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang with a wicked smile, she snorted softly, stuck out her tongue and made a grimace,

The two big men didn't think much of it, they just thought the girl was cute, but they hadn't gone far when one of the girls cried out, "Ojisan." When Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang subconsciously turned around, she playfully hooked her fingers, opened her small mouth and spit out a string of birds...... Gurgling ......"

They didn't understand a word of what the girl said, but what did she mean by hooking her fingers, was she expressing some kind of signal ambiguously, the two men glanced at each other, could it be that these two Oriental student girls were engaged in side jobs, it is very likely that the girls here are working part-time to make money,

It doesn't matter if you don't understand the language, money is the best language, the two thieves took out a stack of banknotes, and then came to the two girls, Wu Ming is English and Han, Zhuge Dachang is more than a handful of words and a mouthful of bad English, the four of them are like on the United Nations negotiation table, chattering,

The English of the two girls is also sparse, and the conversation between the four of them is simply chicken and duck, and finally, Wu Ming broke down a sentence into words and said it slowly, and then a girl nodded as if she understood or not, took the banknote in Wu Ming's hand with a smile, pointed to the store behind him, and spit out a few English words with difficulty: "Eat...... We...... Inside. ”

If you want to eat us, go into the store, Wu Ming guessed so, he stretched out his big hand to hug a petite girl, and pinched her upturned little buttocks, the girl's face suddenly became stiff, she took Wu Ming's big hand, shook her head vigorously, and shouted timidly: "The ancient belt of the Asian Extinction Saucer is stopped...... Croak. ”

Since the money has been collected, the girl's current expression should be acting to help the fun, it is really professional, it is exactly the same as the one in the small movie, so cooperate with her, Wu Ming showed an evil smile, and smiled evilly: "You call it, even if you break your throat...... I don't understand either. ”

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang's eyes became aggressive, and the two girls covered their chests and shouted in unison: "Ya Xuan Disc Ancient Belt Plug...... Ojisan Obasan...... The old period of the Wadaxi yo. ”

"I don't know what they're called." Wu Ming muttered to himself,

"Stupid, I don't want it." Zhuge Dachang whispered: "The meaning of this sentence may be that we don't stop. ”

"Brother Pig is really talented."

"Where, where."

Not long after the girl's cry fell, the two men were still whispering, and a pair of middle-aged men and women suddenly ran out of the store next to them, they looked a little trembling, the middle-aged man was holding an Oriental knife in his hand, his hands were still trembling slightly, the middle-aged woman was hiding behind him, and she was talking about something,

At the same time, two men in blue uniforms rushed out dozens of meters away, holding a glue stick in their hands, whistling while shouting something, the language barrier is really troublesome, what the hell is going on,

But one thing is for sure, it is definitely not a good thing, Wu Ming secretly glanced at Zhuge Dachang, and whispered: "Brother Pig, it looks like we have stabbed something." ”

"Nonsense." Zhuge Dachang's face was angry, he interrupted Wu Ming's words in a low voice, and said, "What are you still doing, don't run quickly." ”

As soon as the two uniformed people approached, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang immediately ran away, I don't know what was going on, there were more and more people chasing after them, and a large group of people chased Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang out of the underground street,

After going out of the underground street, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang easily got rid of the pursuers, and forgot about the rice if they stole chickens, what made them most depressed was that they didn't know what happened and turned into street rats, how could things evolve like this,

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The foreign bed is also very soft, and it is also very easy to sleep, but it is a pity that there is a foreign girl with an ambiguous bed, and when she wakes up, it is already three poles in the morning, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang got up and went out after eating, they just planned to go out for a walk, and before they received the information of the four eyes, they did not dare to act rashly,

They followed the bus to Osaka's Times Square, at this time, there was a large steel stage in the center of the square, I don't know who was performing on it, the onlookers were densely packed, listening to the girl's delicate singing, and their snow-white thighs could be seen from a distance,

It seems to be a bit interesting, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are a little itchy, they tried to squeeze into the crowd, and when they saw the beautiful women, they squeezed all the way all the way, and finally squeezed to the side of the steel frame stage, and saw a few beautiful girls in short skirts jumping on the stage,

Several beautiful girls are quite beautiful, with red lips and white teeth, very pleasing to men, a hint can be seen from the expressions of the audience, they seem to be a very famous combination, I don't know what they are singing, just as they are applauding in bed, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang closed their eyes and enjoyed it, it was really good,

Suddenly, there was a huge commotion from the crowd next to him, Wu Ming opened his eyes, and found that there was one less beautiful girl on the stage.

It turned out that when one of the beautiful girls was interacting with the audience, because the heels were too high and not stable enough, she accidentally stumbled and fell into the pile, the man who rubbed the oil was really unusually cruel, and the beautiful girl who fell into the pile of people screamed that it was a miserable,

It's a pity, why didn't you fall to my brother's side, watching the big ticket man more than ten meters away take advantage of the chaos to eat celebrity tender tofu, Wu Ming was very envious, and after a long time, the beautiful girl who was crying climbed onto the stage with the help of several staff,

The beautiful girl is really embarrassed, her clothes are torn in many places, and her high heels are gone, suddenly, she covered her chest and screamed, Wu Ming couldn't understand what she was calling, anyway, after she finished calling, she ran to the backstage crying,

The sharp whistle sounded, the crowd became uneasy, Wu Ming found that the place where the beautiful girl lost her footing began to be chaotic, and many people began to pour out, he and Zhuge Dachang have been standing still, this situation is easy to stampede, it is best to take a look at the situation first,

Squeeze and squeeze, squeeze and squeeze, the man squeezes out three legs, the woman squeezes out pure water, and after the crowd disperses, a small area of open space appeared around Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, Wu Ming found that there was an extra milk cover in the pocket of his jacket for no reason, and Zhuge Dachang had an extra high heel in his hand.

Several policemen were slowly surrounding them, their expressions didn't look very friendly, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang each looked at the things in their hands, and then broke out in a cold sweat together, this is really a fucking disaster, now this situation seems to be a stolen one, the evidence is conclusive,

The current situation can only be silent, there is a mouth can't be said clearly, although picking a milk cover is not a crime to death, but if he is caught, he will definitely be sent back to China, Zhuge Dachang threw the high heels in his hand to the police, and jumped on the stage to escape without saying a word,

Wu Ming wanted to throw the milk cover in his hand out, but he thought about it and took it back, this is the milk cover of a female star, which is somewhat collectible, he supported the edge of the stage with his hand, turned over and jumped on the stage and ran out after Zhuge Dachang, the scene of you chasing me is here again,

Damn, bad luck really followed, Wu Ming secretly complained in his heart, but now in this situation, he can't go to the police station, the language barrier, the trouble is really not small,