"My name is Li Jun, and I work as a clerk in a small company in Jiujiang with a monthly salary of 2,000 yuan!"

On the big screen, Li Yunjie was wearing a professional suit, in a company, like a miscellaneous man, running around, when he just finished talking about the monthly salary of 2,000 yuan, if you are honest, do not disturb the scene, the lights of those female guests are like firecrackers again, "Bang bang bang!" "Five or six lamps were extinguished!

Li Yunjie also looked at the screen and felt funny in his heart, in fact, this VCR is the picture he shot in the Changxia Satellite TV program center, and the filmmaker is Wang Quan, the head of the Changxia Satellite TV program team.

"Although my salary is not high, but I am still very young, I am full of dreams for the future, in the company, people call me Little Flying Fish, saying that I look very similar to the big star, at that time I also searched for this Little Flying Fish information on the Internet, after seeing some of his deeds, I also feel very admired him, my future, to learn like him"

"Of course, looking like a little flying fish has also caused me a lot of trouble, sometimes walking on the street, people will ask to take pictures with me, there are also some girls, seeing that I look like him, and have pursued me, but, such a girl, I have refused, because, I am me, I want, is the person who likes me, not the little flying fish!"

On the screen, everything is a good show arranged by Wang Quan, true and false, false and true, this VCR, a total of three minutes, after the broadcast, I saw that a few lights were extinguished on the live stage again, 24, and there were only five left.

Looking at such a result, Li Yunjie was speechless and vomited blood, when he came, he thought that with his charming appearance, in the end, how could there be a few beauties who could leave the lights for themselves to the end, but the reality is often cruel, and he just entered the second link, which was to give Li Yunjie a head drink.

After the VCR was played, the host said to Li Yunjie: "In our show, we usually show the talents of male guests, do you have any talent you want to show?" ”

"Yes, I can sing?" Li Yunjie said

"Well, we welcome Mr. Li Jun to perform for everyone!"

The host's voice fell, and there was a burst of fierce applause at the scene, and many people were listening to it.

Li Yunjie closed his eyes slightly, held the microphone with both hands, and when he sang a cappella song, a melody like a mountain stream immediately echoed at the scene.

"Transfer the warmth of one person to the chest of another, let the mistakes made last time reflect on the dreams, everyone is like this, enjoy the fear of fear, and then refuse to ** love the lamb..."

"Memories are ungraspable, the moonlight becomes dark when you hold it tightly, and when the false back disappears into the sun, the sunlight flows on the body, and when all karma is forgiven... Love doesn't stop, and it takes a lot to go to the earth... Brave... Don't be disappointed, it's for... The most beautiful ordinary ......"

The affectionate singing gradually fell, and the beautiful melody infected everyone, and after Li Yunjie finished singing, there was applause.

24 beauties, and then several female guests raised their hands one after another.

The host said to a female guest: "No. 15, Zhou Na, what do you want to say?" ”

The female guest named Zhou Na said: "I want to say, this song is so good, and he not only looks like a little flying fish, but also has a similar voice, I want to ask this male guest, can you take off your sunglasses, let us see your true face of Lushan!" ”

Li Yunjie smiled: "Yes, if you leave the light and let me go to the third VCR, I will take off my sunglasses!" ”

However, as soon as Li Yunjie's words fell, Zhou Na turned off the lamp, and said at the same time: "I'm sorry, although you are good-looking, but the two of us are not worthy, the man I am looking for is the kind of mature and stable man!" ”

Hearing this, Li Yunjie's face twitched slightly, and he said in his heart, this is too shocking, I didn't expect that a handsome guy in his hall would be so unpopular when he was on this non-sincere Do Not Disturb show? A series of blows made Li Yunjie extremely depressed at this time.

It seems that being a handsome guy is sometimes a very distressing thing.

At this time, the host nodded a girl again and said, "No. 21, Wang Caixia, what do you want to say?" ”

The female guest who called Wang Caixia saw that the host had clicked on herself, and suddenly pulled her throat, and asked the female guests in the audience "hysterically", saying: "You all look down on him, what the hell is going on?" No one wants the handsome guy, it's so unreasonable, you don't even rob it, then I'll support him to the end, male guest, you must come on! ”

With a female duck-like voice floating over, Li Yunjie looked at the No. 21 Wang Caixia, when looking at the "angelic" face of Wang Caixia, suddenly, Li Yunjie had goosebumps all over his body, and he immediately wanted to vomit after eating in the morning.

Ugly! It's so ugly!

This Wang Caixia is even more creative than Sister Feng!

The fat on that body, compared with a pig, seems to be fatter, a super large round face, heavy makeup, I don't know how many catties of powder I wiped, very white, on both sides of the cheeks, there is a flush, but it is painted, and the pair of constantly discharging eyes have been staring at Li Yunjie, which makes Li Yunjie shudder.

Such a "beauty"? If you paint a portrait and use it to ward off evil spirits, Li Yunjie believes that it will definitely scare countless ghosts to death.

Is this the beauty who stands up to the end?

Is this your charm?

Li Yunjie was silent in his heart, he didn't expect that when he participated in this non-sincere Do Not Disturb, the beauties turned off the lights one by one, and the remaining crooked melons and cracked dates were all left, but fortunately, among the five female guests with the lights on, there was still a beautiful girl with the lamp, which made Li Yunjie's young heart get a lot of comfort.

"Alright, now look at the second VCR!"

The host said suddenly, and everyone's eyes looked at the big screen again, on the screen, Li Yunjie was standing by the sea in casual clothes, roaring at the sea, and then, his voice came.

"I don't have high requirements for my other half, simple and kind, connotative, quiet, lovely girls can be, I hope that on my future road, she can always support me, encourage me, let me continue to struggle, and I, will also respect her like a guest, a few days ago I heard that Changxia Satellite TV held a non-sincere do not disturb, so I immediately came here to register, I hope here, find my other half, non-sincere do not disturb, I came!"

After this VCR was played, I saw that the remaining five lights, three were extinguished again, and only two lights remained, unfortunately, these two lights were the two most unsatisfactory among the 24 female guests.

One is a fat pig? The other is simply a replica of Sister Feng!

The ending of a handsome guy will be so miserable that Li Yunjie wants to hit the wall at this time.

Seeing that the second VCR was played, the host asked Li Yunjie, "Li Jun, which of the 24 female guests on the stage do you think fit what you think!" ”

Li Yunjie looked at the female guests in the stands and said, "No. 3, No. 12, and No. 24 are all quite consistent!" ”

"Well, but they have all turned off the lights, let me ask the 12th, Wang Suyan, why are you turning off the lights?" The moderator asked.

Wang Suyanying said crisply: "Well, first of all, the male guest is relatively young in terms of age, in one is, his career seems to be aimless now, I feel that he is a little exaggerated, and I am older than him, I don't want to take care of others, I prefer others to take care of me, so that's why I turned off the lights!" ”

"Well, that's good, now I'll talk about Li Jun's third VCR, before doing the show, I usually have to watch the VCR of these participating male guests, but Li Jun's third paragraph, the program team has an arrangement, saying that I can't watch it, I'm very curious, now I believe everyone is as curious as I am, then let's take a look at it, Li Jun's third VCR, what is it?"

When the host's voice fell, everyone's curiosity was raised, and their eyes suddenly stared at the big screen, wanting to see, why did this Li Jun get the special arrangement of the program team? (To be continued.) )