Looking at Liang Xiaoice jumping on the dance floor, Chen Xuanting suddenly smiled slightly and said, "Why don't you do me a favor?" ”

"Help, how?" Zhang Daming asked.

"Have you heard of the isolation strategy?" Chen Xuanting said.

"What isolation strategy?" Ma Weihao was also curious.

"This Liang Xiaoice is difficult to chase, right? Then we will adopt a method of isolating her, you take the initiative to pursue a friend next to her, Brother Xiaoma, and also go up to pursue her other girlfriend, pay attention, when you are pursuing, you don't look at her, giving her a feeling of being ignored and despised. It's as if her two girlfriends are immortals, and she's an ordinary ugly girl, which can hit her self-confidence that was originally very defensive. When she's isolated, she's so eager to prove that her appeal still exists, and that's when I show up......"

After listening to Chen Xuanting's strategy, Zhang Daming and Ma Weihao, you look at me, I look at you, and finally Zhang Daming gave a thumbs up together and said: "It turns out that the real "Super Invincible Chasing Girl" is not Chow Yun-fat, not Andy Lau, it's you!" ”

"yes, the silver is here, I'm ashamed!" Ma Weihao also sighed.

Just do it.

First, Zhang Daming walked very windily in the style of a dancer, walked to Liang Xiaoice and the three, took out a comb, combed his Han-like hair, and thought he was very dashing and cool and said to one of the slightly chubby girls: "May I ask the distinguished young lady, can I invite you to dance?" ”

The fat girl was surprised first and then happy, and then looked at Zhang Daming's cold appearance, and refused: "Let's go back and dance with your mother!" ”

"My mom can't dance, besides, she's as fat as you, I guess she can't dance if she really dances!" Zhang Daming was reluctant to retreat.

"What do you say? Do you think I'm fat? ”

"No, no, don't get me wrong, I mean you look very Yang Yuhuan, the one who is fat is beautiful!"

"Your mother is Yang Yuhuan!" The fat girl said with some anger.

"What? My mother is Yang Yuhuan? Then isn't my father Tang Minghuang? Then I'm more or less a prince, do you want to be a princess?! ”

"Concubine, you are big, look at your appearance without two catties of flesh and bones, I won't look at you even if I gnaw on sugar cane!" The fat girl completely despised him.

Zhang Daming's self-esteem was traumatized, "It turns out that Miss you like to gnaw on sugar cane, my big banana is not suitable for you, no way, wronged, although you look like my mother, but fate is not enough, we can only say goodbye!" "Affectionate paragraphs.

"Die!" The fat girl glared at him fiercely.

Zhang Daming knew that there was no play, so he turned his head and walked back.

"Well, would she like to dance with you?"

"She cares about me very much and hopes that I can have a good relationship with my mother, so let me go back and dance with my mother!" After Zhang Daming finished speaking, he got into Chen Xuanting's arms and cried, "It hurts my self-esteem too much!" Look at her pig Bajie, she still can't look down on me! ”

"Don't cry, don't cry, good! She doesn't look down on you, she has no vision! ”

"Am I handsome, then?"

"Handsome!"

"How handsome?"

"This ...... It's hard to describe it in general adjectives! ”

"That's ugly--- Wow Wow!!"

"Egg tart, don't be sad, let me help you get revenge!" Ma Weihao, who also drank too much, patted his chest and said.

Without waiting for Chen Xuanting to stop him, he saw Ma Weihao, who had drunk too much, make Zhou Yunfa's appearance in "The True Color of Heroes", biting a matchstick, and walking towards Liang Xiaoice and them with the steps of Little Brother Ma.

Walking in front of them, Ma Weihao propped one hand on the table, showing a smile that he thought was very evil, and was just about to speak, when he heard someone next to him say: "Brother, borrow a fire!" Then he took away the match he was biting.

Embarrassing!

Ma Weihao coughed, and finally remembered the lines he should say, "This, can you ask you to dance?" Said to one of the thinner girls.

The thin girl seemed to have a good impression of Ma Weihao, and was about to say yes, when her face suddenly changed: "You didn't lock the door!" ”

Ma Weihao didn't know what he meant, "How could it be unlocked, the security door I locked is locked inside and out!" But thank you for caring about me, beauty! At least now there are very few girls who are as attentive as you! Hehe! ”

"That place!" The thin girl pointed to his crotch. "It's not locked!"

Ma Weihao looked down, I shit, I didn't close the zipper when I went to the toilet just now, his cotton red panties were very windy and exposed, and what made him even more embarrassed was that because he drank too much alcohol, under the influence of alcohol, the little brother who shouldn't have shown his head actually raised his head and looked forward to the majestic posture in the red underwear, for fear that others would not know how big it was!

The thin girl is obviously not an ordinary person, and the ordinary person has already hidden her face and is shy, but she stared at Ma Weihao's doorway, eating and laughing: "It's rare for a man to wear red underwear!" What is even more rare is that they also hold a flag in a tent to salute! Looks like you're scratching! ”

Ma Weihao couldn't hold on any longer, his whole face was hot, "I'm sorry...... That one smiled, smiled...... Hehe! "I can't afford to be ashamed, I really wish there was a crack in the ground that I could get into, and I quickly pulled up my trouser chain while returning to the bar.

"How?" Zhang Daming looked at Ma Weihao, whose face was red like a boiled crab, and said.

"They really know how to care about people---- care about my door is not locked!" Ma Weihao bit his lip and said, "Wow, it's so embarrassing!" The red panties that people are wearing have been seen! ”

Two difficult brothers, one was scolded and the other was gone, hugging his head and crying!

Faced with such a situation, Chen Xuanting couldn't help but shake his head, no wonder that sentence was said well, not afraid of god-like opponents, only afraid of pig-like teammates!

Just when Chen Xuanting was in a reverie, suddenly that Liang Xiaoice came over.

"Here she is!" Zhang Daming patted Ma Weihao and said, "It won't be here to comfort us, right?" ”

"Is she that kind?"

"Don't take people too badly, beautiful women usually have good hearts!"

"Wrong---- Zhang Wuji said, there is no good bird in a beautiful woman!"

"Your heart is too dark, you were digging coal in your last life, right?!"

……

Just when Zhang Daming and Ma Weihao were arguing, that Liang Xiaoice had already come to Chen Xuanting with a slight swing of his waist.

Before he could open his mouth, a burst of fragrance struck, causing people to reverie.

"It smells so good!" Zhang Daming sniffed drunkenly.

"Aren't all beauties so fragrant?!" Ma Weihao said intoxicated.

Liang Xiaoice seemed to be very satisfied with her charm, but when she looked back at Chen Xuanting, she found that the other party was not looking at her at all.

No matter what I say, I am also Sister Hong Kong, how can I be so despised.

"Hehe," he smiled. "You're funny!" Liang Xiaoice said to Chen Xuanting.

"Isn't it interesting? I don't think so. Chen Xuanting finally glanced at her.

"Do you want to soak me?"

"What?" Liang Xiaoice's straightforwardness made Chen Xuanting somewhat stunned.

"No need to explain, your eyes have betrayed yourself!" Liang Xiaoice stared at Chen Xuanting with watery eyes, and Chen Xuanting suddenly found that her eyelashes were very long, and with her smart eyes, it looked even more attractive.

"Don't think you can catch me up with some weird tricks, I know you!" Liang Xiaoice looked proud, and grinned: "Isn't the bad guy who whistled at me that day just you?" ”

Chen Xuanting was dumbfounded, and then smiled: "I didn't expect your eyesight to be so good, you can recognize me in such a mess in the bar!" ”

"Hmph, who told someone to pretend to be deep! Did you know that your desk doesn't match your style at all, and your style doesn't match your hairstyle? Holding a beer bottle and blowing it, thinking that you are very handsome and deep, actually shows your inner inferiority complex and lack of self-confidence; That's it, you also arranged two monkeys to play monkey shows, I really think we are mentally retarded! ”

"Two monkeys? Beauty, you don't mean the two of us, do you? Ma Weihao asked, "Daming is still reasonable, his evolution has not yet succeeded, but I am more or less an elegant Sven!" ”

"I think you're Sven scum!" Liang Xiaoice glared at him, and then hooked his finger at Chen Xuanting, signaling him to come over.

Chen Xuanting put his head close to her, but felt that the fragrance mixed with the girl's unique body fragrance came to his nose, and before he could enjoy it, he heard Liang Xiaoice sneer: "Remember clearly, villain, if you want to soak me, you have to weigh your own portion!" I've never been friends with lowly people! After speaking, he raised his head proudly, swung his thin waist like a willow branch, and left.

Looking at her convex and backward back, Chen Xuanting couldn't help licking his lips, and a wicked smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Seeing him smiling so "silverly", Zhang Daming and Ma Weihao couldn't help asking, "Hey, Ting, what did she say to you?" ”

Chen Xuanting glanced at the two of them, "You want to know?" ”

"yes, what the hell did you say?"

She said-----Let's go home early and eat bananas!" Chen Xuanting smiled evilly.