Chapter Seventy-Three: Betting
"See you another day." Wu Ming looked at Ding Ziyi who was far away, and laughed. Ding Ziyi didn't want to be called Ziyi by Wu Ming, let alone called a baby, with anger, afraid that Wu Ming would say words that were even more difficult to hear. But she was also inexplicably happy in her heart. Since she met Wu Ming, she was originally cold and angry, and she also had some expectations for the future. When Wu Ming refused to go to Yunnan, she felt more disappointed and angry. As for the reason, she didn't know and didn't want to admit it.
Back at school, Li Haoran returned to normal, staring at the screen and watching European and American love action movies, concentrating on his deep affection as if looking at his lover. He has always been like this, his hobbies have not changed, he loves the interweaving of violence and emotion, the exchange of violent bodily fluids with bodily fluids, and believes that only Europeans and Americans can interpret it better. Similar to the one he said, he found it very unpleasant.
Turning a deaf ear to Wu Ming's entry, let alone looking at Zhang Yi of the Diamond Sutra on the bed, Li Haoran was extremely calm.
"Where is Jiang Wei?" Wu Ming asked.
"Needless to say, go find Su Xiaohan," Zhang Yi said helplessly, "Infatuation seeds." ”
Li Haoran turned around, shook his head and said, "Fool, I don't know how to be flexible." There are so many beauties outside, why bother yourself, you have nothing to find guilt. ”
Wu Ming patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "When you meet someone you really like, you will know how he feels." ”
Li Haoran was taken aback and exclaimed, "Wu Ming, do you have similar feelings, or do you like someone now?" ”
Wu Ming shook his head, climbed into bed, remembered Ding Ziyi's voice and smile, and smiled. Li Haoran shouted unhappily: "Wu Ming, tell me honestly, is it in estrus?" ”
said that others were in estrus, but he was already in estrus, looking at Wu Ming's eyes full of grievances, Li Haoran sighed: "If you have something on your mind, just say it, brother, what are you afraid of, are you still afraid that I will say it?" ”
Zhang Yi poked his head out and said with a smile: "You are a big funnel, and you can't keep words in your stomach." ”
"I have to say that you have a deep misunderstanding about me." Li Haoran sighed and said, "It seems that I have to find time to educate you, otherwise my reputation may be ruined by you in the future, which is related to a happy life in the future." ”
The two didn't bother to pay attention to it, and each did his own thing.
At this time, the mobile phone rang, Zhang Yi answered the phone and went out, and said before leaving: "You guys settle dinner by yourself, I'll go out for something." ”
"Wife urged?" Li Haoran said with a smile.
Zhang Yi shook his head and said, "Something happened to a friend, go over and take a look!" ”
Wu Ming closed his eyes and felt that he should have a good rest. Ding Ziyi's heart is difficult to understand, and so far, Wu Ming has not been sure what she meant. It's hard to guess.
“oh,yes,emo,baby!” There was a stimulating fighting sound under the bed, and Li Haoran whistled.
The silver man has his own silver style, and Li Haoran's bold and unrestrained surname makes Wu Ming have no temper. Anyone who hears the thrilling sound of crackling hand-to-hand combat is ape-like.
"Please, Yinren, the time of your spring should be winter, the hot summer is so hot, how can you be worthy of the female leopard in the mountains?" Wu Ming said helplessly.
Li Haoran raised his head and said with a smile: "Good things to share, tell me your secrets, I promise to watch the film quietly, how about it?" ”
"You go on!" Wu Ming put the quilt on his head and sighed.
"Lu Xiaoman, it's actually good." Li Haoran said suddenly.
"Why did you mention him all of a sudden?" Wu Ming said.
"In the morning, I saw him in self-study, alone, quite pitiful." Li Haoran's voice increased decibel and shouted, "Anyway, people are not bad, everyone can see that she is interested in you!" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, wait until you catch up with Murong Xue and then tell me about feelings." A shy and thin figure appeared in Wu Ming's mind.
Li Haoran said unhappily: "You doubt my eyesight, I see people very accurately." ”
"Then how do you think Murong Xue feels about you?"
"She likes me and is interested in me. According to Liu Ying, Murong Xueping rarely attends parties and does not like to contact with people with different surnames, and she did not refuse Liu Ying's introduction these two times, what does it mean? Li Haoran was pleasantly surprised, "It shows that she is interested in me Li Haoran!" ”
"Please go to the bathroom!" Wu Ming said.
"What for?"
"Take a pee on yourself, you're still living in your own world." Wu Ming couldn't help but laugh and said, "Murong Xue's family background, which one can you deserve?" I'm not trying to hit you, but I'm going to advise you to prepare for the worst, or we'll be in the dormitory again. ”
"Don't worry about me, our psychological quality is very good, it's like Jiang Wei's goods, infatuation seeds, and I are two people, and Wu Ming, you have to find a partner. Otherwise, Jiang Wei and I have it, and you are alone and naked, so we don't want to go. Li Haoran said unashamedly, "So, you can consider Lu Xiaoman." ”
Wu Ming laughed and said, "Are you sure you found a girlfriend before me?" ”
"Of course, with my conditions, not only can I find it faster than you, but the quality is not at the same level. My vision is not blown. Li Haoran laughed and said, "How about it, otherwise let's compare whose charm is greater?" ”
"How do you compare?"
"Follow me and you'll know." Li Haoran said with a smile.
"I'm going to sleep, I'll talk about it later, oh, don't mess with me, can I go?" Wu Ming blocked Li Haoran's obscene hand stretched out to his lower body, and shuddered behind his back. If he didn't agree, Li Haoran estimated that he would do even more terrifying things.
Although he was very sleepy, Li Haoran pulled Wu Ming to the campus. It was noon, and people were coming and going. Among them, there are many girls with a sense of surname, and Li Haoran has forgotten the purpose of this trip.
The two sat in a pavilion between the boys' and girls' dormitories. After driving away the couples who touched each other, Li Haoran scolded: "Tian is shameless, it is really shameless to do this in public, and I am very unhappy to see it." ”
After a pause, Li Haoran said again: "That woman's ** is good." ”
"What do you want?" Wu Ming sighed.
Li Haoran said with a smile: "In order to know whose male surname is more charming, I decided that we will invite a passing beauty to watch a movie, and if it succeeds, it will win!" ”
"I'm going back." Wu Ming said, getting up and leaving, "Bored." ”
"You have to go, I shouted in the class that Wu Ming likes Lu Xiaoman!" Li Haoran said hatefully. This trick worked very well, Wu Ming took two steps, immediately stopped, and turned around and said, "You are ruthless enough!" ”
Li Haoran said proudly: "Don't look at who it is?" Let's each designate one person, and success is considered victory. ”
"What if you win?"
"Winning is winning, the battle for male hormones, what do you want?" Li Haoran said angrily, "If I win, you will call me a handsome guy in the future, no, super charming handsome guy." ”
"What if I lose?"
"How is that possible?"
"What if?"
"There are no ifs." Li Haoran shook his head and said.
"And what if I win?" Wu Ming said.
"You won, I'm running naked on campus and yelling that I'm impotent!" Li Haoran said confidently.
"Deal." Wu Ming smiled, "Also, don't bother me in the future!" ”
"Deal."
The overall quality of the girls in Shanghai Jiaotong University is still good. At this time, a beautiful woman walked not far away. Li Haoran's eyes lit up. The girl's chest is very majestic, and the proud twin peaks stand tall and tall, supporting two hills. The face is not even more said, it is a rare superb.
"Come on, I'll leave this to you." Wu Ming looked at Li Haoran's pig brother and couldn't help but shake his head. He knew the person who came, Bing Lan, Lu Xiaoman's roommate.
Bing Lan saw Wu Ming from afar, smiled and beckoned to this side. Li Haoran said excitedly: "See, my charm is not blown, take it immediately!" ”
Li Haoran walked up, first bowed his head very gentlemanly, and then pretended to be very connotative and asked: "Classmate, your measurements are ......, ah, which major are you?" I see you're familiar, you seem to have seen it somewhere? ”
Bing Lan was suddenly blocked by Li Haoran who came out, and he was unhappy in his heart, and when he saw him like a pig brother again, two flames rose in his eyes, and he sneered: "Yes, we have met?" ”
Li Haoran thought that the other party had taken the bait, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, the important thing is that we know each other now." How about it, are you free, I'm in for a treat? ”
Bing Lan laughed and said, "Where are you taking me?" ”
Li Haoran's eyes lit up, and he smiled: "KFC, I'm in for a treat!" Then, watch a movie and walk around the city! ”
"Okay." Bing Lan said deliberately.
Li Haoran was overjoyed and whimpered, "Let's leave now." "It depends, he completely forgot about the bet.
"I'm only going to the glitter, KFC should forget it. Can you be a handsome guy? Bing Lan deliberately said nymphomaniac.
Li Haoran broke out in a cold sweat and hesitated. The splendor was not something he could afford. KFC is not a place that can be visited every day. If you pick up a girl, you can visit it a few times.
"Haha......" Wu Ming couldn't help laughing.
Li Haoran turned his head and said angrily: "What are you laughing at, why don't you try it?" ”
Unexpectedly, Bing Lan walked up to Wu Ming and said with a smile: "Your friend is so interesting!" It's cute. ”
Li Haoran's old face flushed, and he said angrily: "It turns out that you know each other!" ”