More than 1,000 years ago, there was a high monk in the Tang Dynasty who was inspired to spread Buddhism all over the world, so he went to the West Heaven to prepare to learn scriptures.

There were many difficulties on the way to learn the scriptures, so he took in three apprentices, a monkey, a pig, and a soy sauce maker.

As a result, the monkey was too naughty, so the monk begged Sister Guanyin to find a way.

One day, while eating, the monkey found that there was an extra golden circle in the master's hand, which looked so pleasing, so he asked the master for it. The master refused to give it, and told him that this is a limited edition 24K pure blonde headband produced by Datang Jewelry Store, and there is only one in the country, and it will be given to you when you perform well.

So the monkey behaved with his life, and one day the master called him to his side, gave him the headband that the monkey had been coveting for a long time, and put it on his head himself.

At first, the monkey was very happy, but later he found out that this was not a headband at all, and wearing it would kill someone.

Yan Murong felt that he was the monkey now, and the old man was the bubbling monk who was rambling.

"Old man, did you do it on purpose?" Yan Murong looked at the old man with a sad face and said. "If you give me this thing now, it's the equivalent of skewering me on a skewer and roasting it on the fire, don't you know that this thing is very bad now?"

If it had been in the past, the old man had given him the "Green Capsule Sutra", maybe he would have howled with joy, but now, he doesn't think so.

Not to mention the idea that such a big family in Huaxia is playing this book, just one "ghost" has made him fed up. Several assassinations and kidnappings were made because of this book.

He didn't have this book on him before, and the group of people were so crazy, and now that the old man gave him the book, he didn't know how crazy he would be.

"I know." The old man nodded earnestly. "That's why I gave it to you."

“——”

Heaven has mercy, if it weren't for the constraints of the word deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't have a weapon to take advantage of, Yan Murong would really want to split this old man in half with a knife now.

You know? Do you know give it back to me?

Damn-Yan Murong scolded in his heart, the old man was obviously afraid that someone would come to the door with this book, although he was not afraid of trouble, but he was also troublesome, so he simply gave the book to Yan Murong and pushed all the troubles on him.

"Can I not do it?" Yan Murong asked discussively.

"Yes." The old man nodded. Yan Murong was overjoyed, and just wanted to say that he didn't want it, but he heard the old man continue with a sigh on his face. "You have followed me for so many years, and in the few months you have been gone, I have realized how important you are to me - after you came down the mountain, I examined myself, I have been too strict with you over the years, and they all said that one day is a teacher and a father for life, although my father is not dear, but he is really not good enough - for so many years, I have never given you a gift, since you like this book so much, I will give it to you, and it can be regarded as my compensation for you."

With that, the old man sat down, shaking his head and sighing.

Looking at the old man's sad and sad expression, and listening to the old man's sensational words, the green tendons on Yan Murong's forehead were revealed, and his eyelids jumped suddenly, and his whole body trembled like chaff, and he scolded in his heart - this old man, I haven't seen him for a few months, but he is so eloquent. Damn, haven't you been taking the low-key silent and pretending to be forced route? Why did it suddenly become the graceful and sensational Aunt Qiong Yao route?

"Old man, I can't ask for it, this gift is too expensive." Yan Murong said in a low voice, thinking, I don't care how your old man is sensational, anyway, I just made up my mind not to, see what you do.

"Don't?" Suddenly, the old man's eyebrows rose. "If I don't want to, I won't see that girl."

"You-" Yan Murong was furious, his fingers trembling and pointing at the old man, unable to say a word.

This old man, why didn't he find out that he still had such shameless potential? Wearing a robe all day long, I have nothing to do with the mud of beauty and beauty on my face, and my long white hair is neatly combed, I look like a fairy, and my feelings are a god.

"Do you want to?" The old man looked at Yan Murong with a narrow smile on his face, making the nameless fire in Yan Murong's heart suddenly rush upward.

Yes, there will be more and more things to do in the future, and it will become more and more troublesome.

No, he knew that although the old man was chattering, he would definitely abide by what he said. If he says not to save, that is not to save.

Anyway, I pierced Dong Wuyan's virgin ~ female ~ membrane, and now I can't help me when I see it, I'm really sorry for others.

"I—can you think about it for two days?" Yan Murong asked bargainingly.

"Okay." The old man still had the same expression that was not salty, and he said as he tugged at his hair that was almost sticking together. "I wonder how long you're going to think about it? You know, I'm not a patient man. ”

"You name the time." Yan Murong gritted his teeth and said. This old man is clearly threatening himself.

"Three days? No, it's too long. The old man thought for a moment and said. Let's take three minutes. ”

"—old man." Yan Murong took a few deep breaths, and kept telling himself in his heart that this world was wonderful, and the air here was very fresh, so he suppressed the urge to spit on this old man's face.

"What are you doing? Too long? The old man squinted at Yan Murong and asked.

"It's not long, three minutes is enough." Yan Murong looked at the old man and said. "I really envy you as my master—or I'll slap you to the mountains and feed the wolves."

Hearing Yan Murong's words, the old man was not angry, but grinned.

"I also envy that I have such a good apprentice as you."

"Shameless." Yan Murong said in his heart.

When he said this, he was just enjoying himself, if he really fought with the old man, it would definitely not be the old man who was slapped to the mountain to feed the wolf, but him.

"Okay, now that you've taken it, I have one more request." The old man suddenly restrained the smile on his face, looked at Yan Murong and said seriously.

"What requirements?" Yan Murong asked.

"Very simple request." The old man spoke slowly. "This "Green Capsule Sutra" is divided into two parts, this one is the upper half, and the lower half I believe you have also heard of - my request is very simple, you go and get the second half back for me."

"Click-" The wooden box shattered on the ground, and Yan Murong burst into anger.

"Old man, I'll fight with you—"

PS: If you don't send flowers again, I'm just- I'm going to roll all over the ground.