200 Encounter with a female goblin
readx; As soon as she saw Yu Zhiqing's annoyed appearance, Jiang Li knew that she had misunderstood, and she must have regarded the gun she said in her mouth as the "gun" she touched just now, the conscience of heaven and earth!
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not kidding, I'm borrowing your pistol. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoDidn't you see that you had two handfuls last time in my hometown, borrow one from me and use it for a few days, and then return it to you when you come back. Jiang Li sat down on the sofa, lit a cigarette, and said seriously.
Only then did Yu Zhiqing understand that this girl was not playing hooligan with herself. After tidying up his messy hair, he asked puzzledly, "Why are you borrowing a gun?" This is a society governed by the rule of law, and it is illegal to possess firearms. ”
"I'm useful!" Jiang Li spat out a puff of smoke and said seriously, "I'm going to send a batch of goods overseas, I hired a freighter, and I'm going to prepare to leave for Europe in the next few days, I'm afraid that I will meet pirates on the road, so I'll borrow your guns for self-defense." ”
Yu Zhiqing finally understood, nodded and said, "It's okay to lend it to you for a while, but if you really encounter pirates, it's useless for you to have a pistol alone." The pirates on the high seas have submachine guns, bazookas, etc., are you sure that with a pistol, you can win? ”
"It doesn't matter if you win or not, you just need to save your life at the critical moment." Jiang Li flicked the cigarette ash between his fingers, and said in a nonsensical manner, "My mother loves you so much, just like she treats her daughter, I think you can't bear to watch her old man lose her son, right?" ”
Unexpectedly, Yu Zhiqing actually cared about Jiang Li, gave him a blank look, and blamed: "Crow's mouth, what does it mean to lose your son?" ”
After a pause, he explained: "Don't get me wrong, I don't feel sorry for you, in fact, a scoundrel like you will die a hundred times, and I won't feel sorry." I'm afraid that my aunt will be sad and sad...... Besides, you're so good at kung fu, I don't think the average person with a pistol is necessarily your opponent. ”
Jiang Li listened to Yu Zhiqing's words, and his heart was happy, although this girl said that she was dead, she was not distressed, how could she feel like a pair of lovers were talking angry words?
"Hey...... Since you and my mother can talk so much, just fake it and really do it, so you can really be my daughter-in-law. Let's cook the raw rice now, and ten months later, if you give birth to a big fat grandson to my mother, he will definitely love you even more. ”
"No nonsense!" Yu Zhiqing, whose face had just returned to normal, was covered with a red glow again, and she looked ashamed, and said angrily: "If you talk nonsense again, I won't lend it to you, and let the pirates kill you." ”
"Well, as I didn't say, it's just a suggestion, the decision is yours!" Jiang Li said with a hippie smile.
Yu Zhiqing returned to her room, took out her suitcase, entered the password, opened the box, and the two pistols inside were impressively presented in front of Jiang Li. All were the latest Browning pistols, plus more than a hundred rounds of ammunition.
Yu Zhiqing picked up one of the silver pistols and solemnly placed it in Jiang Li's hand: "I will lend it to you for a few days, and when I come back, I must return to Zhao completely, and I am not allowed to use it to do bad things......"
remembered the scene where he was insulted by him just now, and added: "Of course, with your kung fu, you probably won't need a firearm to do bad things!" ”
"Look at what you said, no matter how fast my fists and kicks are, can they still be faster than bullets?" Jiang Li gritted his teeth, touched the pistol and pounded it for a while, and if he pulled the trigger, he would use it, but he couldn't figure out how to change the magazine for a while, and asked embarrassedly: "Good daughter-in-law, teach me how to change the magazine of this gun?" ”
Yu Zhiqing was surprised, "poof" smiled, and was charming: "What? You don't even know how to use a gun? Seeing that your kung fu is so good, I thought you were a master of using a gun, but it turned out to be a layman, what an accident! ”
Jiang Li scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "What's so surprising about this? I'm a good citizen, I've never touched a gun, and of course I won't use it. Just like you, you've never slept with a man, and you probably won't be the first time! ”
"You...... If you talk nonsense again, give me back the gun! Yu Zhiqing was annoyed again, she knew that this guy's surname had not changed, so she shouldn't have lent him the gun.
"It's late!" Jiang Li put away the gun and put the two magazines given by Yu Zhiqing into his pocket, a gun, forty rounds of ammunition, at a critical moment, it will definitely come in handy.
"Okay, I'm leaving, I won't spend the night at home with you. If Mom asks, you'll say we've done what we need to do this afternoon! Jiang Li teased Yu Zhiqing again before going out, and quickly opened the door and ran downstairs.
There was only Yu Zhiqing's hateful scolding behind him: "You scoundrel, the next time I see you, I will turn you into a eunuch with one shot!" ”
After saying a simple goodbye to his parents, Jiang Li got into the car, pulled Lin Yunuo and began to head towards the far west, destination Qingcheng Mountain in Sichuan. Fortunately, now that the domestic highway is developed, open the navigation and run along the highway along the way. If you drive for about 10 hours a day, you can travel about 1,300 kilometers a day.
After running on the highway for three days, the BMW X5 from the eastern region finally entered Sichuan, and after walking more than 100 kilometers, it arrived at the Dujiangyan toll station and arrived at the destination. The next step is to get out of the highway, then climb Qingcheng Mountain, and slowly look for the treasure that Lin Yunuo said.
"There are only two bars of gasoline left, and when you get to the front service area, you have to refuel!" Jiang Li glanced at the symbol on the dashboard that prompted refueling, and said to Lin Yunuo.
Lin Yunuo yawned lazily: "Okay, I'm suffocated in the car, and I'm going to go down to take a breath, look at the signs on the side of the road, walk twenty kilometers ahead, and there will be a service area." ”
Looking at Lin Yunuo's sleepy appearance, Jiang Li was not envious: "Oops...... People are more than people, it's really infuriating, you look at you, you keep sleeping and watching movies along the way, it's so pleasant. I've been driving continuously for the past three days, running more than 3,000 kilometers, and if it weren't for the fact that I had the true qi in my body to protect my body, I was afraid that I would really not be able to support it. When I go back, I will definitely stop driving and pay for the consignment back. Then I flew home! ”
Lin Yunuo immediately protested: "Hey, you don't have a little fighting spirit, you just can't bear this hardship after driving for a few days?" If the car is full of treasures when you go back, will you still check it in?
Jiang Li didn't think about this question, if he really found the treasure left by Zhang Xianzhong, how could it be worth a hundred or eight billion, in that case, let alone driving a car of 3,000 kilometers, it would be worth driving 30,000 kilometers!
"When the time comes, maybe the treasure has been buried for too long, and there is a beautiful goblin inside, God knows what will happen!" Jiang Li replied casually while driving.
The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was intentional, Lin Yunuo suddenly became interested, "Hey...... Don't say it, it's really possible to meet a female goblin, and since you've met me, maybe you have a chance to meet other goblins. ”
Hearing Lin Yunuo say this, Jiang Li suddenly remembered a question: "Let me ask you, logically speaking, there should be a lot of immortal cultivators in this world, why haven't we met one?" It stands to reason that you have been practicing for more than a thousand years, and you should have friends, so why did you fall into the world, but no one came to look for you? They're too boring, aren't they? ”
Lin Yunuo explained: "Do you know what the Three Realms are? The demon world, the fairy world, and the human world, under normal circumstances, the three worlds are not allowed to move around each other. You humans can't see immortals, and you can't see demons, because you don't have mana. Demons can walk around your mortal world, and they can also see what humans are doing, but there is an invisible barrier between them and humans, and they cannot truly enter the human world. It's like you humans looking through the glass at the people in another house, you can see but you can't touch it. Only after becoming an immortal can one move freely between the Three Realms. So, you see, it's not that my friends don't come to me, it's that they can't come to the world! ”
"Well, I understand!" Jiang Li nodded, understood a little, and suddenly had a question: "By the way, since the human world and the demon world can't communicate with each other, how did you come to the human world?" ”
Lin Yunuo continued to explain: "I should be an accident, according to reason, the demon who failed to cross the tribulation should also fall back to the demon world, but I just fell into the mortal world, and met you, a mortal. Maybe it's called creation! ”
"Hmm...... I understand, if Zhang Xianzhong's treasure hiding place is closed for too long, maybe there will really be goblins who have failed to cross the robbery. ”
Jiang Li finally studied this problem clearly, and made a wish with a smile: "If I really meet the female goblin who fell from the demon world again, I hope to look as beautiful as the White Lady or Nie Xiaoqian, and it must be humanoid!" If I meet a big python that can't transform again, I won't have a place to cry! ”
Lin Yunuo said angrily: "Womanizer, since you want to meet a female goblin so much, I hope you can meet a snake spirit who can't transform like me, or the white bone spirit can also ...... Haha, the fairy girl with painted skin is even better! ”
When the two were talking, the car came to the service area, first drove into the gas station to fill the fuel tank, and when they were about to move on, Jiang Li found that the right rear tire was a little less gas, so he carefully checked it, and found that a nail was pierced inside, so he drove into the repair shop next to the gas station, ready to ask them to help him take out the nail and repair the tire.
"How much does it cost to repair a tire?" Jiang Li stopped the car and asked.
A vicious-looking mechanic replied, "One hundred! ”
"Damn, so expensive? Who needs a hundred dollars to repair a tire? Usually it's only twenty or thirty dollars. Jiang Li said angrily, it was not that he was reluctant to pay a hundred yuan, but the taste of being slandered made people uncomfortable.
"If you love to cultivate, if you don't cultivate, you will leave!"
The car repair master looks like I am the king of heaven and I have the final say, anyway, this is a highway, you don't repair it here, there is no place else. (To be continued.) )