Chapter 126: Meet the Parents! (2)
"Phew!"
Lin Ze struggled to spit on the toilet, then turned around and sat on the toilet, gasping for breath. I took a cigarette out of my pocket, lit one, took a deep breath, and calmed the tumbling in my body.
"With the amount of alcohol I drink, why can't I bear it after drinking so little?" Lin Ze shook his head very seriously. "Maybe it's because I'm too nervous to see my parents this time, and my nerves are tense -- but am I the one who can be nervous?"
Lin Ze hurriedly vetoed the latter speculation, admitting the vomiting phenomenon this time on the grounds that he was old and drank as much as before.
Don't be kidding, with a man with strong self-esteem like Brother Xiaolin, how can he admit to being nervous?
Stuffy and smoked a cigarette, he realized that he had just handed over the pork, pork knuckles, and pig tail to Xia Mu in an emergency. Because of its ugly appearance, if Xia Mu throws it into the trash can, it will be a big loss.
This is a meeting gift that Lin Zehua bought with all the money on his body, and he made a special trip to add vegetables. It can't be in vain.
Throwing the cigarette butt into the toilet and flushing it away, Lin Ze poured a handful of cold water on his face, trying to keep himself sober, and then Shi Shiran went out.
"Uh-"
Lin Ze, who was standing at the door, was a little stunned at a glance.
At this moment, Mother Xia, Xia Shuzhu, and Father Xia were all sitting in the living room with an apron, slightly embarrassed. Looking at the posture, Lin Ze is a dead man who betrays the country and seeks glory, and is about to hold an earth-shattering criticism meeting.
A murderous aura spread from the living room, Lin Ze couldn't help but stir up, seeing Xia Shuzhu glaring at him, he was busy smiling, and cautiously walked towards the living room.
"Hello uncle and aunt." Lin Ze tried to make himself shy. But because of excessive drinking, it is inevitable that the voice will be too loud. His greeting did not show the slightest respect. It's more like a ruffian and asking.
"Come, sit and talk." Father Xia knew his wife's surname, and just now the young man rushed into the bathroom, she almost threw the bag of bloody unknown objects into the garbage basket. It was also thanks to his quick eyes and quick hands that he took it back.
When I opened it, it was very fresh pork. With Xia's father's years of experience in cooking, whether it is pork knuckles or pork, they are all delicious and delicious meat. Although the appearance is ugly, it is the more delicate meat on the pig.
From this alone, Father Xia knew that this very sloppy-looking young man was at least a connoisseur of cooking. The layman should not even think about picking such good meat from the pork dealer.
Lin Ze sat down in a hurry, thought about it, and still took out the long white and handed it to Father Xia very respectfully.
His move immediately attracted the eyes of Xia Mu, and she forced the old man to quit smoking at home. Nowadays, I can barely control my addiction to smoking, and I only smoke one occasionally for socializing. Where did you think that this young man would come up and hand out cigarettes. Looking at his familiar appearance, I'm afraid he is still an old smoking gun.
Before the fire in Xia Mu's stomach could rub up, Lin Ze took out the lighter again and lit a cigarette for the old man.
Xia Mu gave the old man a vicious look, but considering that the old guy was also a face-saving person, she didn't squeak.
Lin Ze lit it for Father Xia, and he was also addicted to smoking, so he clicked on one and swallowed the clouds and smoked the fog.
"Kobayashi, huh?" Father Xia didn't seem to be used to the hot taste of Changbai Mountain, so he took a sip and put it on the ashtray.
"Hmm. Yes, uncle will say what he has. Lin Ze lowered his head slightly and said implicitly.
"How long have you known Xiaozhu?" Father Xia said with a smile, as if he didn't want to put too much pressure on Lin Ze.
"It's been a few months." Lin Ze said shyly.
"It's only been a few months?" Xia Mu suddenly spoke, frowning and said. "Xiaozhu said you've known each other for a year or two."
Lin Ze opened his mouth and didn't speak.
"Oh mom - how can you bother with such a boring problem, and you are a high-level intellectual." Xia Shuzhu said dissatisfiedly.
"Hmph, am I entangled, you even lied about this, how can I believe you?" Xia Mu said very unhappily.
"Actually—" Lin Ze said with a slight hesitation. "If you want to talk about acquaintance, it does take a year or two. That was when Natsu was an intern in the UK, and we really only got along for a few months. I don't dare to lie to you. ”
"You've been to England too? Study or work - you're only three or five years older than Xiaozhu at most, so you should be studying, right? Xia Mu heard that Lin Ze had also stayed in the UK, and her tone softened a little. It's not that she is a snob, it's mainly that Lin Ze's first impression on her is very bad, like a ruffian. But at his age, since he had been to England, he was also a highly educated child. As a result, my negative impression of him has improved a little.
It's just that her words made Lin Ze, who was swallowing a puff of cigarette, almost choke to death.
Junior or five?
Hey, how do you tell I'm three or five years older than your daughter? Am I that old? All of a sudden, you have been raised by five or six years?
But since she thought so, Xia Shuzhu also mentioned that she was older than her, so Lin Ze had no choice but to eat Coptis chinensis dumbly and admit it. Just looking at the thick smile in Xia Shuzhu's beautiful eyes, Lin Ze wanted to slap her upturned ass-
"It's not studying, it's work." Lin Ze said euphemistically.
"Oh? What do you do? Xia's mother is also the first time to see her boyfriend brought home by her daughter, and she is very lacking in knowledge in this area. At least a cultured person as knowledgeable as she should not be so straightforward in her inquiry. It would be much better to be tactful, or to ask from your daughter.
"Pork sellers." Lin Ze said with a serious face.
"Flutter-"
Without waiting for the Xia family's parents to react, Xia Shuzhu couldn't help laughing at first. Especially looking at Lin Ze's upright and serious appearance, and thinking of his usual uninhibited style, Xia Shuzhu finally couldn't hold it back.
"Dead girl, no big or small." Mother Xia glanced at her daughter and asked calmly. "Pork seller going on a business trip to the UK? Is your company doing big? ”
"In general, the company's net profit last year was less than a billion." Lin Ze said very lightly.
Xia Shuzhu twitched the corners of his slightly upturned mouth, trying to restrain the urge to laugh. How can this guy brag so unscrupulously? You're a little too bold, aren't you?
Originally, she preconceived that it was a more embarrassing and restrained scene to meet her parents from what she had heard and heard, and she also pinched a cold sweat for Lin Ze. But who would have thought that this guy bragged like drinking water, without blushing at all, and his cheeks were really comparable to the city wall.
"Then your position is—"
"Purchasing Manager." Lin Ze is getting better, and the cowhide is becoming more and more professional.
"And your income—"
"Alright, alright. Net asks what these do. Seeing that the problems of his wife and son were getting more and more **, and they were becoming more and more unlevel, Father Xia waved his hand and said with a smile. Xiaolin, come on, what kind of gifts do you bring? We're just going to invite you to have a chat and a quick meal. ”
"I forgot about it." Lin Ze said extremely seriously. "I'll just cook the dishes later, and my uncle and aunt will chat with Xiao Xia, how about it?"
"How can that work, you are a guest, how can you cook, not in accordance with the rules, not in accordance with the rules." Father Xia was busy getting up and wanted to press Lin Ze down.
"It's okay, I often cook for Xiao Xia. Right? Lin Ze said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, Dad, you just let him go, he made it delicious." Xia Shuzhu cooperated with Lin Ze and gave him a chance to perform. Although he knew that this guy was talking nonsense with his eyes open, his heart was still as sweet as honey.
When Lin Ze entered the kitchen, Xia's mother immediately asked Xia Shuzhu: "Is he really working in a pork company?" ”
"Well, what's wrong?" Xia Shuzhu said with a twinkle in his eyes.
"It doesn't look like it, with thin arms and thin legs." Xia Mu paused and said again. "Is he usually a heavy drinker? Why are you still drunk when you know you're coming to see us today? ”
"I think I'm going to meet a customer and forcing me to drink, right? He rarely drinks alcohol, goes to bed early every night, and wakes up early. still insists on exercising, don't look at him looking thin, his strength is not small. Xia Shuzhu felt that he was taken by Lin Ze.
How can you lie without thinking?
"No, I still don't believe what you say." Xia Mu said uneasily. "Didn't you say that he spoke English very well? And he just said that he met you in the UK, so his spoken language is on par with yours, right? You go and talk to him in English now, and if I find out that you are lying to me again, I will cut off the mother-daughter relationship with you!" ”
I don't know if it's a preconceived idea, or Lin Ze's bitter and hateful appearance makes Xia's mother very uneasy, and she always feels that Lin Ze is not suitable for her baby daughter.
In her eyes, her future son-in-law should be Si Swenwen, white and pure, wearing a pair of glasses, speaking modestly and politely, and talking decently. No smoking, no drinking, no swearing, no fighting.
The young man in front of him did not overlap at all with the future son-in-law that Xia Mu thought of in her heart. The disappointment in my heart is self-evident, which is why I have such a radical idea.
"Okay, okay, I really can't help you." Xia Shuzhu agreed very reassuringly.
Speaking. Lin Ze is by no means worse than himself. It is really not difficult to examine Lin Ze from this point.
She came to the kitchen, and Xia's mother also secretly came to the door, only to hear Xia Shuzhu tease in pure English: "Sir, your wallet has dropped." ”
"Leave that alone, get me a bottle of wine." Lin Ze was wearing an apron, holding a cigarette, and was concentrating on making pig's feet, and he didn't hear what Xia Shuzhu said clearly, but subconsciously asked her to take a bottle of cooking wine in pure royal colloquialism.
But as soon as he said this, Xia Shuzhu's originally smiling face immediately stiffened. There was a strong shock and surprise in her beautiful eyes, as if she had been electrocuted, unable to move.
"Leave that alone, get me a bottle of wine."
This sentence, this magnetic surname and slightly drunk voice, how can Xia Shuzhu forget?
was molested by a few second-rate people in a bar in the UK, and then a young Asian teenager rescued her, and the only dialogue between the two was not exactly this?
"Leave that alone, get me a bottle of wine."
Under the dim bar light, the drunk, haggard young man said this extremely self-defeating sentence after beating those tall second-rate people.
And at this moment, Lin Ze also said this. The scene is different, her questions are different, but the voice, the tone, and even the downcast and vicissitudes of life are completely overlapped in Xia Shuzhu's mind, without a single gap-
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