Chapter 112: What is misery?
To Luo Xiaoyue's mother's disappointment, she was not able to meet Meng Zhe in the end, and the young editor surnamed Zhao was in charge of hosting their family, and a mature and stable man surnamed Song who looked to be in his forties and claimed to be the deputy editor of "Anime Boy".
The young editor surnamed Zhao is naturally editor Xiao Zhao, who has already become the person in charge of the foreign affairs reception of Tianjiao Society, and the middle-aged man surnamed Song, who claims to be the deputy editor, is undoubtedly Song Guixu, the former leader of the editorial team of "Anime Boy".
After all, Meng Zhe's daily time is limited, so it is normal to let the diligent and hard-working Song Guixu serve as the deputy editor-in-chief and preside over the standing work in the editorial department.
At the same level as Song Guixu, there are Zeng Yu, deputy editor-in-chief of "Light Novel" magazine, and Xia Hong, deputy editor-in-chief of "Animation Time", although they all bear the title of deputy editor-in-chief, but they are actually doing the work of editor-in-chief, because Meng Zhe, who is the editor-in-chief of Tianjiao Club, has long since ignored those trivial and troublesome editorial affairs.
Since Meng Zhe no longer cares about those trivial and troublesome editorial department affairs, then Luo Xiaoyue's mother, who accompanied her daughter to visit the unit, naturally no one will notify Meng Zhe to know.
Editor Xiao Zhao used his clever mouth to successfully fool Luo Xiaoyue's mother, who was holding her breath and wanted to theorize with Meng Zhe, so that Luo Xiaoyue's mother felt that Tianjiao Club was a good unit with great development prospects.
Then Song Guixu, who expressed 120,000 welcome to Luo Xiaoyue's arrival, made Luo Xiaoyue's mother even more unable to say the words of asking for trouble.
Besides, Luo Xiaoyue's mother also understands that her baby daughter will definitely stay in this situation, if she makes a big fuss with the deputy editor-in-chief surnamed Song again, what will she do if her daughter is wearing small shoes and being troubled in Tianjiao Club in the future?
The meaning of Editor Xiao Zhao's words, the person who knows that heroes value their baby daughter is that Meng Jiji, not this deputy editor-in-chief Song Guixu!
This kind of thing of being favored by the top leader, and then being excluded by the people below, is there still less in this world? So if you offend anyone, you can't offend the second-in-command of this magazine...... Luo Xiaoyue's mother secretly thought like this in her heart, although she got something wrong - Song Guixu is not the second-in-command of Tianjiao Society, but only the second-in-command of Tianjiao Society's flagship publication "Anime Boy".
With such thoughts, Luo Xiaoyue's mother's attitude changed to a slightly flattering appearance in front of Song Guixu and Xiao Zhao's editor-what's the big deal about losing her mother's self-esteem for the sake of her own daughter? Who wouldn't think about the future of their children when they were a mother at such a time?
Unlike his wife, Luo Xiaoyue's father was already very relieved after learning that one of the twin buildings with more than three floors in height has been built opposite the county stadium, and it will be used as the new headquarters of Tianjiao Club after it is completed, and his daughter came to Tianjiao Club not to be an editor, but to be a very wealthy cartoonist.
What reassured Luo Xiaoyue's father even more was that Song Guixu also took out two very, very formal work contracts and confidentiality contracts, after reading the terms of the contract, Luo Xiaoyue's father found that the content of the contract was very good, and it clearly stated that if his daughter could do the above in the future, what treatment would she enjoy!
"Although it is said that the job that Miss Luo has to do now is to be a comic assistant to our editor-in-chief Xiao Meng. But uncles and aunts, I dare to touch my conscience and say - in this world, there will never be a second person as good as Editor-in-Chief Xiao Meng! Miss Luo will draw comics in the future, and she can publish them in the name of Xiao Meng's editor-in-chief, and then get a quarter of her income! Don't underestimate this quarter, the comics edited by Xiao Meng are now 400 yuan per copy in our magazine, and these comics are also serialized on the other side, and the price of the book is now more than 1000 yuan each! ”
When fooling Luo Xiaoyu's parents and agreeing to Luo Xiaoyue to sign two contracts, editor Xiao Zhao said this passionately and enviously.
"Miss Luo is responsible for drawing comics, she only needs to draw a dozen or so every month, and the rest of the time after drawing these comics can be used to do what she wants to do, such a good job is hard to find with a lantern!"
Without waiting for Luo Xiaoyue's parents to react, editor Xiao Zhao continued to speak.
These words shocked Luo Xiaoyue's mother, she can calculate this uncomplicated economic account: even if she only draws ten comics a month, it will be 3,500 yuan this month!
Sky!
This month's salary, isn't it all worth my hard work for a year?!
The monthly income is 3,005, the annual income is 42,000, and the ten-year income is 420,000...... If you work for 20 years, won't our daughter become a millionaire?!
At this point, Luo Xiaoyue's mother, who was originally one hundred and twenty unwilling, was extremely excited at this time and said to her daughter: "Xiaoyue, sign it!" Sign these two contracts! When I was on the way, I said, this Tianjiao Club, which specializes in sending you work letters, must be the kind of good unit that is rare in a century! ”
Luo Xiaoyue's mother's words made Luo Xiaoyue's father, who was standing next to her, couldn't help but roll his eyes, because when he was on the road, his wife with long hair and short knowledge, but he said that Tianjiao Club was not a good place all the way, and Tianjiao Club might be a deceitful leather bag company or something.
But Luo Xiaoyue's father won't say this, isn't saying it to make trouble for his daughter? Just like this editor Xiao Zhao said, where can I find such a good job in addition to Tianjiao Club?
In this way, Luo Xiaoyue, who had been yearning to stay in Tianjiao Club to draw comics, signed her name on two contracts with excitement and became the latest signed cartoonist under Tianjiao Club.
Although, in the short term, Luo Xiaoyue's position is to replace Meng Zhe to paint "Light Girl", but this kind of work is obviously not something that anyone is qualified to do...... Moreover, with this qualification, Luo Xiaoyue's road to becoming a cartoonist will become very smooth.
In this era, Chinese cartoonists are so rare, so you really don't need to draw well, as long as you don't draw worse than others, you can get ahead! Being able to ghostwrite the most popular genius comic boy Meng Jiji is actually an affirmation of Luo Xiaoyue's strength as a newcomer!
…… Because of the limited time off, Luo Xiaoyue's parents rushed home to the long-distance bus that returned in the afternoon after helping Luo Xiaoyue settle down in the accommodation provided by Tianjiao Society.
And Meng Zhe was the second time he saw Luo Xiaoyue after school in the afternoon.
In order to express his joy for Luo Xiaoyue, Meng Zhe invited Luo Xiaoyue to his house for a meal, and the two big loli of the Jiang family who were successfully left behind by Meng Zhe were also left by Meng Zhe.
Speaking of which, Luo Xiaoyue had met Jiang Weirui and Jiang Xiyao at the last annual meeting, and because of the small psychological age gap, the relationship between the three of them was quite good. So I heard that Luo Xiaoyue would stay in Tianjiao Club and be a professional cartoonist to draw "Light Sound Girl" for Meng Zhe, and the two big loli were also quite happy.
However, on the way to Meng Zhe's house, Luo Xiaoyue, who was walking side by side with the two big loli of the Jiang family, made a surprised voice: "Oh——, Xun'er, you grow so fast!" At the time of the annual meeting, you were as tall as my ears, and now you are up to my forehead! ”
"Huh? Is my sister and I getting bigger? Hearing Luo Xiaoyue say that she was taller, Jiang Xiyao, the girl, immediately walked forward excitedly twice, dragged Meng Zhe and compared her hands, but then she pouted and showed a disappointed expression: "Sister Xiaoyue, you cheat the silver!" It's not long at all, people are still only a little taller than Meng Zhe's shoulders......"
Meng Zhe laughed, he reached out and knocked on Jiang Xiyao's forehead, and criticized Jiang Xiyao: "Stupid Mei'er, you are stupid, I didn't grow when you were tall?" ”
Speaking of height or something, Meng Zhe suddenly remembered that in fact, the average height of Chinese in the Tang and Song dynasties was very high, for example, one of the hard bars in the Song Dynasty's forbidden army selection criteria was that the elevation could not be less than seven feet or a few feet, and the current standard seemed to be about 1.75 meters...... Although Meng Zhe does not remember the specific data, this can undoubtedly reflect the height of the Chinese at that time from one side.
The average height of Europeans in that era seems to be only about 1.6 meters, so the Chinese of that era is a well-deserved 'high-man' country, which is a pity in the Ming and Qing dynasties because of the sharp decline in living water, can only eat bran vegetables Chinese in terms of height is easily left behind by Westerners who eat meat and drink milk...... In the later life before Meng Zhe's rebirth, the average height of Chinese increased to about 1.75 meters again due to the improvement of living conditions, and this is actually only the increase in the height of the surname.
In the same way, because the family's economic level has improved in advance, not to mention that there is already no shortage of nutrition, not to mention that there is even spare money to buy cows, and Meng Zhe, who gave the Jiang family's two big loli and also sent milk to Yingluo to drink, began to grow taller in advance, and the two big loli of the Jiang family, who should have grown taller earlier than the boy, went hand in hand, in fact, there is nothing strange about it.
After playing the future sister-in-law's brain, Meng Zhe's eyes fell on Jiang Weirui, who had quietly come out and fall, so he suddenly realized that in fact, the title of big Lori no longer seemed to be suitable for the Jiang family sisters.
Why?
Because of the figures of these two girls, it is clear that they have caught up with the girls who are in high school...... Looking at Jiang Weirui, who was wearing thick winter clothes, but could still see the curves of her figure, Meng Zhe suddenly remembered "Song of Long Hatred" and the first sentence of "Song of Long Hatred": "The Yang family has a girl who has just grown up, and she is raised in the deep boudoir and is unknown."
Jiang Weirui, who was standing with Luo Xiaoyue, also noticed Meng Zhe's gaze, so she was very naughty with a cold breath, and Xiao Nizi spit out her little pink tongue at Meng Zhe. Then, Meng Zhe, who was slightly distracted by the sudden and incomparably cute expression of his future wife, was hit hard in the brain.
took the opportunity to sneak attack Meng Zhe, except for Jiang Xiyao, who was bullied by Meng Zhe just now, how could there be anyone else.
Speaking of which, this is one of the few cases where Jiang Xiyao succeeded in taking revenge after being bullied by Meng Zhe. Therefore, Jiang Xiyao, who succeeded in revenge, gave birth to the idea of taking revenge on all the bullies he had been subjected to before.
Okay, okay, the so-called revenge or something even with interest, for Jiang Xiyao, it is just taking the opportunity to tiptoe Meng Zhe's head a few more times.
But it turns out that the children who don't know how to accept it when they see it are good are going to suffer a big loss - Jiang Xiyao, who was a little red and fluttering in the cold wind, just raised her right hand that bounced the second time at Meng Zhe's head, and was grabbed by Meng Zhe's cold right hand that had already been reflected.
"Destroy you on behalf of the moon!"
Meng Zhe, who was full of childlike heart, pinched Jiang Xiyao's small nose with his other hand that was frozen by the cold wind while shouting this classic line. "Ahh
Jiang Xiyao, who was in pain, let out a moan.
Of course, Meng Zhe didn't really do anything to his sister-in-law, so after pinching Jiang Xiyao's nose fiercely, he immediately let go of his hands and turned around and ran.
"Stinky Mengjiji! You—You're not allowed to run! You stop! ”
Well, Jiang Xiyao, who suffered a big loss again, of course chased after him without hesitation...... Looking at the two of them running away, Luo Xiaoyue, who was standing next to Jiang Weirui, showed an extremely surprised expression, although she had already had the judgment that Teacher Ji Ji was very similar to the little boy next door, but she didn't expect Teacher Ji Ji to be so childish!
How did such a childish teacher Jiji draw comics with many lines in depth like "Chess Soul" and "Dream Eater"? How did you write those philosophical verses in "Sword of Immortals"?
Isn't it right that Mr. Jiji, who can design such in-depth lines and philosophical verses, should be very mature and stable?
The profound thinking of Meng Jiji in fantasy, and the superficial Meng Jiji who shouted out even the transformation lines of Sailor Moon just now, made Luo Xiaoyue messy in the cold wind...... "I, was I dazzled just now?" ”
So, Luo Xiaoyue, who was full of entanglements in her heart, turned her head to look at Jiang Weirui, who was quiet and steady, trying to hear Jiang Weirui say the affirmative answer that she had really dazzled just now.
But at this moment, Jiang Xiyao and Meng Zhe, who were originally chasing and fleeing in front, suddenly had a change that Luo Xiaoyue didn't expect - Meng Zhe, who had escaped very smoothly, didn't know if he stepped on something or slipped his feet, and suddenly fell on his stomach!
And Jiang Xiyao, who was originally chasing Meng Zhe with her teeth and claws, was also tripped by Meng Zhe when she couldn't hold back, and then Xiao Nizi screamed in almost the same falling posture as Meng Zhe...... slammed into Meng Zhe's body.
And it's not enough to smash on Meng Zhe, Jiang Xiyao couldn't have coincidentally that when she fell, her right hand just pressed on the back of Meng Zhe's head that she was trying to lift, and then directly pressed Meng Zhe's head to the ground under the action of gravitational potential energy!
Knock ——!!!
Even Jiang Weirui, who was far away, could clearly hear the loud noise made when Meng Zhe's head collided with the ground...... "Oops! You okay? Meng Zhe, are you okay?! ”
This outrageous sudden incident suddenly made Jiang Weirui, who was originally gentle and quiet, immediately unable to answer Luo Xiaoyue's question, she left Luo Xiaoyue and ran to Meng Zhe, who had already had the most intimate contact with the earth, as fast as she could.
"Except for the stupid Mei'er who was heavier and almost lost my breath when I smashed it, there was nothing else to do. Stupid, is there something wrong with you? It didn't break, did it? If you bump into it, Aunt Hu will definitely kill me......"
When Jiang Weirui ran to Meng Zhe's side, Meng Zhe had already covered his forehead and swayed up from the ground, although in order to keep Jiang Weirui from worrying about him, he said that it was okay, but the actual situation was that his forehead was not lightly knocked on the ground just now.
Compared with Meng Zhe, who kowtowed on his forehead, because there was Meng Zhe's meat pad underneath when he fell, Jiang Xiyao had nothing else to do except for a slight abrasion on his hands.
Therefore, when Meng Zhe asked if there was anything wrong, Jiang Xiyao replied very uneasily: "I'm fine, I'm fine!" Meng Jiji, I'm sorry! It's all my fault, I shouldn't have chased you from behind, you broke your forehead......"
After confirming that his sister-in-law Jiang Xiyao was indeed fine, Meng Zhe, who was a little dizzy with his head, was completely relieved, and he endured the pain in his head and made an expression of 'big husband and big'...... Hey, we're men, can't we knock out teeth and swallow blood at this time?
In order to distract the attention of his future wife and sister-in-law, Meng Zhe turned his head to find the culprit who caused him to fall flat on the ground - a plastic bag, to be precise, a "Chinese Little Master" brand instant noodle packaging bag that was casually thrown on the road after being eaten.
Depend on!
After discovering that what made him fall was actually his own product, Meng Zhe suddenly cried and laughed.
Let me make a list, is there a more unlucky person in this world than me? Isn't this as funny as the person who produces bullets being shot with bullets of his own making?
As a result, Meng Zhe, who could not blame the culprit himself, expressed his 120,000 indignation at a certain consumer who littered everywhere with grief and indignation: ", this immoral soul is faint, littering garbage!" Even if you can't find a garbage bin on the street, even if everyone likes to litter, how can you be so kind of with the dust! How can you be so willing to fall?! ”
After saying this, Meng Zhe, who felt that his grief and indignation had not been fully vented, covered his forehead at a forty-five degree angle and looked up at the sky to continue to vent his grief and anger: "Where is the sanitation aunt?" Where is the fine aunt?! ”
Hearing Meng Zhe's last sentence, although she was very sympathetic and sympathetic to Meng Zhe's tragic experience just now, Luo Xiaoyue really wanted to laugh
(To be continued)