Gu Feng was already tired and out of breath, and he was caught up by the gangsters after running for a while!

Without saying a word, the gangsters immediately beat Gu Feng violently, and the screams resounded throughout the entire alley!

After the fight, the gangsters looted Gu Feng's necklaces, watches, and rings!

"Wait, take his panties off him too!"

Gu Feng covered his underwear with a blue nose and swollen face: "Looking for death, this is a robbery, I want to sue you, do you know who I am, do you all want to die?" ”

Not surprisingly, Gu Feng was beaten up by the thugs again because of these words......

This time he was honest and pulled his underwear tightly: "Don't ...... Don't, big brother, I was joking just now, all the valuable things on my body have been taken away by you, you can let me go, it's useless to ask for underwear! ”

"This underwear, at first glance, is made of good materials, it looks silky and high-end, Lao Tzu's underwear is still torn, damn, pick it up for me!" Huang Mao scolded, and then gave a domineering order.

Gu Feng is like the heroine in an island country love action movie, as if shouting the classic Ya Yan butterfly......

In the end, he still couldn't protect his underwear, and was torn off by the gangsters, and then Huang Mao felt that he was a principled person, so he threw his tattered underwear to Gu Feng!

"Then, don't say I'm not righteous enough, it's fair to change one for another, brothers!" Huang Mao happily walked away wearing Gu Feng's red underwear, as if he felt like a superman with red underwear......

It's good to have a piece of cloth to cover it, Gu Feng is reluctant in his heart. In the end, I put on the ragged torn panties of the gangsters.

A beautiful little policewoman appeared in front of him, and two other male assistant policemen looked at him coldly!

"Comrade, someone reported your misconduct, suspected of preparing to sexually harass women, come with us!" As she spoke, the policewoman gave Gu Feng a pair of silver bracelets, and then asked him to take a day trip to the police station......

As the saying goes, if people are unlucky, they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water!

After Qin Ye and Zhu Yu finished singing, they said goodbye in a friendly manner. They took their own routes back. From today onwards, he has another good brother in Qin Ye.

"Xiaoye, tonight, don't go, okay?" Situ Ya'er looked at Qin Ye with silky eyes: "I miss you!" ”

Qin Ye's dishonest Situ Ya'er touched his body: "Then why am I staying?" ”

"Oops!" Situ Ya'er stomped her feet shyly: "You know and ask me!" ”

"What do I understand...... Qin Ye looked at Situ Ya'er with two eyes without blinking: "Don't say I'm leaving!" ”

"Don't ......," Situ Ya'er hurriedly grabbed Qin Ye's arm. whispered, "Stay." Haven't I done whatever I wanted? Really, I have to say it. ”

"But...... Today is the day your best friend arrives! Qin Ye said with a smile!

Situ Ya'er's beautiful eyes widened and looked at Qin Ye: "How do you know that my eldest aunt ......?"

Speaking of which, he quickly shut his mouth. I was already amazed!

Qin Ye touched his head: "The ...... I calculated"

Situ Yaer's beautiful big eyes moistened all of a sudden, the man in front of him was paying attention to himself all the time, and he didn't leave himself behind, even if he didn't see each other for a long time, but what does it matter, Situ Yaer missed Qin Ye, and Qin Ye also missed Situ Yaer, enough, really enough!

The street is like ants shuttling back and forth, just on the street where people come and go, on the bustling street of the market, Situ Ya'er's eyes seem to be only Qin Ye left, Qin Ye's warm lips kissed Situ Yaer's soft and sweet lips, sucking greedily, Situ Yaer's eyelashes are trembling uneasily, and his hand has changed from leaning against Qin Ye's shoulder to carrying Qin Ye's neck, Qin Ye's hand also hugged Situ Yaer's delicate body, and slowly slid from his waist to his back......

Qin Ye's breathing became short, and Situ Ya'er looked at Qin Ye with a confused look, which made Qin Ye suddenly burn with lust, but Qin Ye's control was very good, and he quickly calmed himself down!

Situ Ya'er fell softly into Qin Ye's arms......

"Hey, let me out, I'm the heir of Gu's catering!" Gu Feng, who was wearing tattered panties, shouted in prison!

A policeman in front of him slapped the table sternly: "Say, why do you undress in broad daylight, do you want to sexually harass?" Or are you ready to challenge law and order? ”

"I didn't take it off."

"Then why are you naked?"

"It was someone else who took it off, and the clothes exploded and turned into pieces!"

“……”

A trainee policeman whispered in the policeman's ear: "Senior brother, I think this person has a mental problem, normal people wouldn't do this!" ”

The police felt that it made sense, and turned out a psychological test on the table, preparing to briefly test whether the person really had something wrong with his brain, and then if he did, he would be handed over to a psychiatric hospital for processing.

"Boy, ask you a few questions, and you can leave after answering them?" The policeman said deliberately!

Gu Feng couldn't wait to nod: "Okay!" ”

"There was a couple of lovers who went to the park to play, the girl wanted to play a roller coaster, but the boy was a little afraid and didn't dare to play, the girl played once, and still wanted to play, this time she forced the boy to play with her, but she was the only one who came down, why?"

"This ......" Gu Feng's brows were twisted together, and he said hesitantly: "Because when the boy was playing, he had a frightened heart attack and died!" ”

"That's right, because the girl is short, and the boy is relatively tall, so when playing the second roller coaster, the tightrope cut the artery in the boy's neck, and the tightrope was installed in the tunnel when the girl played for the first time, and died!"

"The last question, two officers who killed countless people in a certain war were trapped in the wilderness, and after a long time, both of them collapsed, and one died before he survived. The other fell into despair, and after burying the officer, he basically had a nervous breakdown. But in the early hours of the next morning, when he woke up, he found that his dead comrades were sitting beside him, staring at him with the same desperate eyes, why? ”

"This ...... He dreams, dreams! Gu Feng blurted out!

The officer pondered, the first question is indeed dead, it can be said that the answer is correct, and the answer to the second question is that the officer who had a nervous breakdown sleepwalked in the middle of the night and dug out that comrade-in-arms again, it can be said that he was dreaming, and he barely answered correctly!

"You ......" The police officer looked at Gu Feng in front of him: "There is no problem with the spirit, but the heart is very dark, you can answer such a trivial two questions, it seems that you have a high crime rate, this is a naked run It seems that it is not an accident, I am officially informed that you have been officially detained!" ”

Gu Feng was stupid on the spot, and hurriedly said, "Didn't you say that you can leave after answering?" ”

"Yes, if you have a mental problem, you can get out of here right away and go to a mental hospital!" The police officer looked at him angrily: "Let's reflect on this, remember to wear a better pair of underwear next time......" (to be continued......)