Why didn't the sky see the sun, is it the end of the world? In fact, this is just an ordinary cloudy day, and if you can see the sun on a cloudy day, it is called a ghost.

It is not strange that it rains and snows in early winter, but when you wake up in the morning, you can still see the sun, and after a while, the sky suddenly becomes overcast, accompanied by lightning and thunder, and it looks like it is about to rain, which is really a strange weather.

After washing, Wu Ming led the five black dogs out with a swagger, looking up at the hazy sky, from time to time there was lightning breaking through the clouds, it seems that this is not a good weather for morning luck, of course, the purpose of his dog walking is not for morning luck.

This is a high-end villa area, which means that there may be a lot of golden branches and jade leaves like Yan Ruyu here, and many beautiful encounters start from the morning luck, even if there is no sexual encounter, it should be a very interesting thing to find a rich girl from a good family to tease, right?

I don't know if it's because the weather is bad, or the rich are lazy, Wu Ming didn't touch anyone after he went out, let alone have an affair, and even there are very few cars passing by, even if he lies in the middle of the road and takes a nap and pushes oil or something, he won't be in danger, and he wants to kill himself? Find a tree with a crooked neck and hang it faster!

After letting the five dogs fertilize the flowers and plants on the side of the road, Wu Mingyi walked back to the villa, and at this moment, he found a wallet lying quietly on the side of the road, and he didn't know who dropped it.

The wallet is bulging and looks like it has a high gold content? After hesitating for a second, Wu Ming decisively picked up the wallet, if it is a beautiful woman's wallet, then it must be returned to its original owner, if it is a man's? Do you still need to ask? It must be for yourself!

When people are lucky, they can get a gold ring if they fall into the stinky ditch, but if they are unlucky, they don't get the gold ring, and you will find that the ditch is actually a septic tank.

Which poor ghost dropped this wallet? Fuck, don't drop money generously, Wu Ming didn't have a dime in the wallet he picked up, only a stack of flyers printed with handsome guys and hunks.

Are you lonely? Are you empty? Whether you are zero or one, you can find true love in Longyang Club! Wu Ming was so frightened that he almost urinated after reading the flyer, the chrysanthemum burned inexplicably, he cursed disgustingly, and hurriedly threw away his wallet!

This is actually a relatively low-key advertising method for people with a heart, seeing a wallet on the side of the road, most people will pick it up, and then they will definitely open it to see the small advertisement inside, and those who need it will definitely secretly leave one, and those who don't need it will definitely be thrown away and left for those who are destined.

At this moment, a gust of cold wind blew, and a sexy black lace thong fell from the sky, and it fell into Wu Ming's hand by chance, he fluted it a little, and he didn't know where the underwear flew from left and right, unfolding the fancy sexy little panties, Wu Ming grinned, thinking that Yan Xiaozhu must look good when he wears it!

Although this pair of underwear is very collectible, but it is better not to keep things of unknown origin, Wu Ming just threw away the underwear, and the little black dog immediately pounced on it and stopped it.

Wu Ming shook his head, leaned down and pulled the underwear in the little black dog's mouth, and scolded: "You little fool! You can't eat it, you can't wear it, let it go! ”

When Wu Ming was snatching the underwear from it, a young woman came out of the villa on the side of the road to take out the garbage, glanced at Wu Ming curiously, his face suddenly changed, and he immediately shouted loudly: "Catch the thief!" Catch the thief! Everyone, come and catch the thief who stole the underwear. ”

Depend on! It's really fucking unlucky, Wu Ming cursed, and hurriedly explained loudly: "Sister, I'm not an underwear thief, I didn't steal this underwear, it fell from the sky!" ”

Seeing Wu Ming approaching, the young woman protected her chest with both hands, and yelled hysterically: "Indecent! Come and catch the hooligans! ”

It's really Xiucai who can't tell the soldier clearly, Wu Ming showed a wry smile, and just when he was at a loss, the security guards rushed to hear the sound and arrested him directly.

Fortunately, through the video surveillance at the intersection, the facts were quickly investigated, and Wu Ming was indeed innocent.

Walking out of the villa security office, the young woman looked at Wu Ming, showed an apologetic face, and said sincerely: "I'm really sorry, I misunderstood you, I'm really sorry!" ”

Wu Ming snorted coolly: "If the apology is useful, why do you want the police to do it?" ”

"As a sign of my apologies, I invite you home for tea, what do you think?"

"What's so good about tea?"

The young woman smiled and said, "My husband is not at home!" ”

Looking at the beautiful young woman with a bit of beauty, Wu Ming suddenly found that morning tea was actually very delicious! He coughed lightly twice, and said politely: "Then I reluctantly accept your apology, we are just drinking tea, I am not a casual man." ”

The young woman said shyly: "People are not a casual woman. ”

It's just that you are not human beings when you get up casually, but unfortunately just a few steps later, Yan Ruyu called, and Wu Ming had no choice but to give up the plan to go home with the young woman to drink tea.

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When he returned to the villa and saw that Yan Ruyu and the others were already waiting for him, Wu Ming couldn't help but ask, "What's the matter with calling me back in such a hurry?" ”

Yan Ruyu jumped to Wu Ming's side, grabbed his arm, and said with a smile: "Wushuang and I are going to attend a friend's engagement banquet tonight, and now we have to go out to buy clothes." ”

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "You don't have enough clothes?" I see you have a lot of beautiful dresses, and you don't seem to have even worn them. ”

"Tonight's engagement banquet was a bit different, we didn't have the right clothes."

"What's the difference?"

"It's a make-up reception!" Yan Ruyu dragged Wu Ming's arm and pulled it out, and said coquettishly: "Let's go, let's go!" ”

Never underestimate women, when they are shopping, that kind of explosive force makes men embarrassed, and they can go shopping all day without getting tired.

In the afternoon, when they returned to the villa, several people went back to their rooms and dressed up, and their costumes were similar, all dressed as pirates.

White stand-up collar shirt and leather trousers, black knee-length military coat, and a black three-cornered hat, Pirates of the Caribbean? Standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, Wu Ming showed a wry smile, if he sawed off his hands and feet, equipped with a wooden leg, and installed an iron hook on his hand, it would be perfect, the perfect pirate captain, whether he was going to a wedding banquet or a robbery, he couldn't figure it out.

This body is all Yan Ruyu helped him pick out, it is very valuable, extremely luxurious, the jewel twist button of the body, the double-breasted buttons of the coat are all connected with silver chains, and the epaulette on the left shoulder of the coat hangs a row of glittering bead chains, the gold content of this pirate dress is quite high, it just so happens that today is a thunderstorm, and the chance of choosing this outfit to travel to see God has greatly increased!

"Are you alright?" Yan Ruyu screamed, and then pushed the door into Wu Ming's room.

Wu Ming spun around and said with a smile: "How is it?" Handsome or not? ”

Yan Ruyu looked at him seriously, nodded approvingly, and said, "Not bad!" Looks a lot like a bandit! ”

Wu Ming walked up to Yan Ruyu, who was dressed as a female pirate, raised her chin, smiled, and said, "Have you ever seen such a handsome bandit?" ”

Yan Ruyu slapped Wu Ming's hand away, and said angrily: "Why do you men like to pick a woman's chin with your fingers?" ”

"Because the feet are not very elegant!"

"Are you alright?" Zhuge Dachang's voice sounded outside the door.

"That's it!" Wu Ming replied, took out a red silk scarf to cover his mouth and nose, and walked out of the room with Yan Ruyu.

Four masked pirates, look at me, I look at you, Yan Ruyu burst out laughing: "We are definitely the brightest guests tonight." ”

Feng Wushuang smiled: "I think it should be called a thief!" ”

"That's for sure!" Wu Ming walked up to Zhuge Dachang, patted him on the shoulder, and asked, "Brother Pig!" If you run into me outside, will you recognize me? ”

"Nonsense! I can recognize you when you turn to ashes. ”

"Sure enough, a silk scarf can't cover my peerless face at all, fortunately I have prepared two ......" Wu Ming said and took out another silk scarf, sighing: "People are handsome, it is indeed a trouble!" ”

The three of them made a vomiting appearance together, laughed and walked out of the door......