Chapter 402: Magical Kung Fu
Zhuo Ling didn't stay, still walking forward, and said: ...... Skip dinner. Let's go back to it another day, and I suddenly remembered that there was still something to do, and I just happened to have a new idea, and now I rush back to perfect it. ”
"Oh, we'll talk another day." Zheng Fei didn't insist on keeping Zhuo Ling. Now her heart is in a mess, and she doesn't know how to entertain Zhuo Ling if she leaves it, so it's good to let Zhuo Ling go quietly.
Zheng Fei sent Zhuo Ling out, and when he saw Zhuo Ling's eyes were red, he seemed to want to cry, which was really indescribably pitiful, and people couldn't help but want pity. When sending Zhuo Ling to the car, Zheng Fei said apologetically: "Zhuo Ling, don't take things to heart about today's life." Wait a minute, I'll say Wang Xiao, maybe it's a big summer dry fire, Wang Xiaoren tǐng okay. ”
"Well, let's talk another day!" Zhuo Ling drove away from Wang Xiao's villa.
Zheng Fei went upstairs into the villa again, brought Wang Xiao a cup of hot water, handed it to Wang Xiao's hand, complained and cared, "Wang Xiao, what's wrong with you?" Is there something uncomfortable about it? What do you say you are today? Zhuo Ling is still Huang Hua's boudoir, you are ugly in front of her, you see how embarrassing you are for her! When I sent her out, I was going to cry when I saw her, and you didn't pay attention. ”
Wang Xiao listened to Zheng Fei's nagging, took a sip of hot water, and said with a smile: "Don't you blame me?" ”
Zheng Fei said angrily, "How can you not blame it? How can you be ...... that,"
Wang Xiao smiled and shook his head, "You can't blame me, I stayed outside well, you asked me to come in and see what she was doing?" If you don't let me in, won't it be fine? If you ask her to dress like that to show me, can I, as a man, not react a little? You didn't let me touch you during this time, I've been holding back the fire in my stomach for a long time, if you really let me not react at all, then you're too embarrassed for me, right? I'm a man of good blood! That thing can't be controlled at will, and I don't have a problem if he wants to jump up himself, right? ”
Zheng Fei was so angry that she burst into tears and said, "Qubble, quibble, you are quibbling." Then, according to you, it's not your fault, but mine? Hmph, I think you just can't stand the test, see sè "The heart is not pure." ”
Wang Xiao saw Zheng Fei crying again, and his heart couldn't help but soften again, while raising his hand to help Zheng Fei wipe his tears, he comforted Zheng Fei and said, "Feifei, okay, okay" Don't you cry, I didn't say anything, I just said the facts, and I didn't blame you! If you deliberately use Zhuo Ling to test me, then I'll tell you first, you must not test me, I will tell you that I really can't stand the test, especially the test you took the initiative to arrange for me, this kind of thing may be okay to test once or twice, you have to always test me like this, "Where do I suffer?" If you say that I am a slanderous cat, "You let me see the meat every day, but you don't make me late in my mouth, aren't you bī I'm crazy?" Why don't you let me see it, and I don't have to worry about it, do you? You say that there is something to test this kind of thing, "You really shouldn't do this, since you want to test me, you should think that this will happen." If that's not possible, then you have something to test, right? ”
Zheng Fei thought about it, what Wang Xiao said also made some sense, but what if it made sense, the result was that Wang Xiao couldn't help but test, so Zheng Fei said angrily: "Hmph, speaking of which, you still rely on me for this matter." You want to be beautiful, and Zhuo Ling and I deliberately test you? You want that, I don't want to, even if I do, Zhuo Ling may not be willing! Zhuo Lingyue accidentally splashed juice on her clothes, so I took her to the house to change into clean clothes, she saw that my clothes were good-looking, I saw that she wore my clothes with a unique flavor, so I let her try on two more, and then I thought of asking you to take two photos of the two of us, but I didn't expect you to come out of that stupid and ugly state, you lost it to me, not to say, you also made Zhuo Ling angry. Hmph, as far as your brother's ugliness just now, if Zhuo Ling hadn't looked at my face, maybe he would have immediately reported to warn you to disturb him! ”
Wang Xiao couldn't help but laugh and said, "What you said reminds me of a very rare saying, saying that NV people often complain about men sao disturbance, but in fact, NV people sao disturb people first.
It's because the NV people dress up in front of the man first, and then the man can't stand the teasing to provoke the NV person, so it's unfair to say that a man likes to sao and disturb the NV person, in fact, the NV person first sao the eyeballs in front of the man. If the nv people don't want the man to sao bother, then the thing is very simple, dress up a little ugly, wear more clothes on the body, don't 1ù out so many ròu, then the man will naturally not go to sao bother. Oh, the first to dress up the Hua Zhi Zhaozhan, whitening and spots, the clothes on the body are only afraid of wearing not enough to wear, 1ù arms do not count, but also 1ù with big tuǐ, 1ù with big tuǐ does not count, but also 1ù with xiong breast, 1 ù with xiong breast does not count, but also 1ù with the lower abdomen, 1ù with the lower abdomen does not count, but also 1ù with the beautiful back, and then dangles in front of the man, I am afraid that the man's eyes can't see, I'm afraid that the man doesn't feel it, but wait until the man is really hooked up, If you want to be close to her, the man will become a sao nuisance. You say, what kind of mind is this, what kind of truth is this, if you want to allow nv people to disturb men's eyeballs, you don't allow men to have some physiological reactions, isn't that man suffocated to death? Of course, I'm not saying that men should turn around and disturb nv people, I'm just saying that men shouldn't be too harsh on men in this matter, and the rules that should be followed are still to be observed. ”,
Wang Xiao finally changed his words, which was regarded as giving Zheng Fei a preventive shot, so as not to make Zheng Fei too unaccustomed to his statement.
Sure enough, Zheng Fei complained, "I just said to let you pay attention, don't let me be embarrassed by following you, and don't embarrass others, why do you have so many words?" Do you have anything to do with that?
Blind choreography! ”
"Hey, Fei Fei, don't say that, I really haven't made it up, it's not hearsay, I've really experienced this kind of thing myself." Wang Xiao deliberately wanted to get farther and farther away from Zheng Fei, and when Zheng Fei forgot about the original matter, then the big things would be small, and the small things would be gone. Therefore, when Zheng Fei said that Wang Xiao was blindly arranged, Wang Xiao took the opportunity to talk to Zheng Fei without complying with it. But seeing Zheng Fei's face was unhappy, he immediately made another statement and said, "Of course, I'm not saying that I'm disturbing others, I'm just saying that I've seen it." I remember it was the winter of the year before last, at the end of the first half semester of my freshman year, once I finished taking the subway, and then I was going to transfer to the public jiāo car, and when I was waiting for the public jiāo car, I heard an NV student calling, I waited for the car for an hour, and I listened to her call for an hour, and I didn't listen to her say anything serious, just to tell people that she was disturbed by SAO, and after telling a person, I changed someone to continue.
Ouch, you didn't see that momentum, the more you talked, the more excited she became, as if she was afraid that others wouldn't know that someone was disturbing her, and she was so excited that she was spitting and spitting. Hey, you really didn't see how happy she was when she talked about being sao-disturbed, as if she was beautiful when she said that she was sao-bothered. I was listening to it next to me and couldn't help but feel funny, and I looked at the nv student a few times, and the nv student was probably six or seven points sè, and it was definitely not like making people want to sao when they saw it, and the face plate was really average, and there was not much uncontrollable attraction, but what is the key question? In the winter, she wears thin stockings on the tuǐ, and the two large tuǐ are 1uo1ù outside. You said that she was dressed like that, isn't she just looking for someone to sao and disturb? Moreover, when she said it herself, it was really a smugly dance, as if she was showing off how attractive she was, and I couldn't help but feel sick when I listened to it next to me. If she really doesn't want to be disturbed, it's very simple. Even if you don't wear cotton kù in winter, as long as you put on kùzi, it will be, as long as you don't put the big tuǐ1ù outside, it will become, and others will definitely not come forward to hook up with her. You said that she deliberately dressed up as that thunder, and others would think she was easy to use when they saw her, but wouldn't they come forward to talk to her? This also makes sense. I listened to her for a long time and didn't hear any excessive actions from the people who disturbed her, probably because she wanted to get to know her or something. Hey, you see that she is beautiful, as if she is a fairy. ”
Wang Xiao shook his head and sighed again and again, he was really amused by the thoughts of that NV.
Zheng Fei was stunned by what she said, and asked, "What you said is really false?"
Wang Xiao smiled and said, "Naturally, it's true." Do you think I can make this up? Such an imaginative thing. Feifei, although you are very smart, but your life is too simple, you have never seen many things, you will definitely think it is incredible, but that is a true fact, definitely not a fantasy joke. This world is big, everyone has it, not all nv people are as good as you, not all men are as good as me, there are more dirty and shameless men in this world, especially the strange sheep head selling dogs, one in front of one behind one, deliberately digging pits and framing others, you can't imagine how cheap their methods are, and when you see it clearly, you can suddenly realize. But if you think about it, you usually go out to mén to pick up and drop off the car, and you must rarely see this kind of miscellaneous people, and it's understandable that you can't understand such things like this. ”
Zheng Fei thought about it, Wang Xiaoxiao was reasonable, she was sent to school by car since she was a child, but it was not so exaggerated when she went to college. Her father is a very low-key person, and she has also developed a low-key habit, in order not to appear too outlier among her classmates, she does not have any luxury sports cars or anything like that. But if you want to go out of Mén, you also take a taxi more, and as for such a sinful thing as taking a public jiāo car, she has accompanied Wang Xiao a few times when she first met her. Therefore, from this point of view, her life is actually very simple, she has not seen many strange things in the world, and the things Wang Xiao said are really a bit unbelievable with her level of knowledge. However, judging from her understanding of the mind of the NV student, she can also understand the mentality of the NV student, but the NV student went too far, so it seems a little funny. Really, the same rice feeds a hundred people! ,
Zheng Fei digested what Wang Xiao said, and asked: "Why did you eavesdrop on someone on the phone for an hour, did you also look at that nv sheng tǐng 溧亮, and at that time you also wanted to look at her more and listen to her two words?" ”
Zheng Fei's tone of voice was tǐng friendly, but these words were really secretly murderous, Wang Xiao hurriedly clarified: "You are underestimating me by saying this, just by virtue of her posture, she is not as good as you, I am not as good as me!" ”
…… Hmph, you didn't know me back then, did you? Zheng Fei hit the nail on the head and broke the omission in Wang's joke.
Wang Xiao thought about it, he didn't know Zheng Fei at that time, so there was no need to show his innocence, he smiled and said honestly: "I said that your life experience is simple, don't be unconvinced!"
I heard it from what I just said, it wasn't that I deliberately eavesdropped on her phone call for an hour, but I waited for an hour at Gongjiāo Station, and I had to listen to her call for an hour. Not only did I call my friends to show off, but I also deliberately shouted so that the people waiting for the train could hear, so could I not hear it when I stood on the public jiāo station? Can I hear it as eavesdropping? To be exact, it was she who called me to make a sound noise. Oh no, it's a bit worse to say that SAO is a bit more disturbing, it should be that she is talking because of sound pollution, and I am a victim of sound pollution. I had to hear that, do you think I'm willing to listen to her jokes? ”
"Then why do you want to listen for an hour? Is it that the car is coming, and you refuse to go? Zheng Fei asked again.
Wang smiled and made a bitter expression and said, "Ouch, you really wronged me." How can I have that leisure, you haven't been in many public cars, you don't know that people waiting for public cars can't afford to hurt, so if you wait for a public car to encounter a traffic jam, you don't come for an hour or two, and you don't come for a few hours, it's a common thing! If there was a car, I would have taken it long ago, where would I hear her tell jokes there? If you want to say that I deliberately came and didn't leave, then you really don't know my aesthetic level. If you look at me looking for you to be your NV friend, you can see how high my vision is. A bright NV student like you, do you think there are many in this world? Not much! So, you're not right. ”
Zheng Fei said shyly: "You know the poor mouth!" ”
Wang Xiaoxiao's mouth was dry, with a smile on his face, he drank the water clean, and put the water cup on the table next to G. Zheng Fei watched from the sidelines, and when he saw that he was fine, he remembered that he was in pain just now, and he looked like he was suffering from a sudden illness, so he asked with concern and concern: "Wang Xiao, what happened to you just now?" Are you sick? That has to be treated quickly, we must not be afraid of the disease, and now we are not short of money. ”
The resentment in Zheng Fei's heart has been dispelled by Wang Xiao now, and all that is left is his concern for Wang Xiao, and the words he said at this time are all affectionate. This made Wang Xiao feel comfortable listening to it, he was so happy to have a wife!
But the key to Zheng Fei's question, should you tell Zheng Fei the truth? If he explains it to Zheng Fei, then he will be able to know if he thinks about other NV people in the future.
There's so little room for people. But if he doesn't explain it to Zheng Fei, then Zheng Fei will worry about him in the future, and even if he is sent to the hospital, nothing will be found, in case Zheng Fei mistakenly thinks that he has an unknown terminal illness, then Zheng Fei will have to suffer for his friend.
Wang Xiao thought about it, and in order not to let Zheng Fei worry about him, he decided to explain the reason to Zheng Fei, and said, "Fei Fei, this matter is actually nothing.
You have seen what I just looked like, and I won't hide it from you anymore, in fact, I don't have any illness, but I have cultivated a magical kung fu. This kind of kung fu can ensure that I can't cheat on people in the future, and if I want to do that little thing with someone else, I will be like the thunder just now, and I will keep sneezing until my hope is gone. So, I'm not sick, don't worry. ”
Zheng Fei was surprised, "Ah, how can this be? Wang Xiao, I hope you are right with all your heart and soul towards me, but I don't want you to suffer that kind of sin, you look at the way you just looked, it scared me to death. Wait, are you telling the truth? Are you deliberately teasing me? Is there such a strange kung fu in the world? ”
Wang Xiaozheng said, "Of course you have, you have too little experience, so you don't know." It's actually a deep hypnosis method, and when I enjoy fish and water with you, it's not a problem at all. But if I have that kind of mind about other NV people, my subconscious will control the sneezing nerve, driving me to sneeze constantly, and when people are sneezing, there will be a brief blank in the brain, which will soon make me dispel evil thoughts, so that I can no longer be interested in other NV people, and from then on I can only roll G orders with the scale. Feifei, I can only have you now, you can't snub me on G. Don't get angry with me anymore, okay? ”
Zheng Fei listened to what Wang Xiao said, and thought that Wang Xiao might tease her, but he would never lie to her. Since Wang Xiao seriously said that it is true, it is semi-true. For a while, Zheng Fei was distressed, and said with a crying voice: "Wang Xiao, what are you doing here, I want you to treat me wholeheartedly, but let you suffer this kind of sin, how can I bear it in my heart?" You better don't do it, as long as you have me in your heart. I want you to really focus on me, but I don't want you to control in this way, saying that it's too cruel to you. ”
Wang Xiao smiled lightly: "It's okay, there are not many people who can make me look at it, I don't have much chance to suffer that kind of sin, as long as you treat me better in the future, right?" Okay, don't be angry with me anymore, let me hurt you well, right? You won't let me touch you these days, I've been holding back my anger for too long, otherwise I wouldn't have made a fool of myself like that just now. Come on, don't punish me anymore, I really want you now! ”
"You, okay?" Zheng Fei asked suspiciously, and saw that Wang Xiao had set up another tent under him, standing tall and trembling hard. Looking at Wang Xiao's face again, Wang Xiao really didn't sneeze, so he believed Wang Xiao's words just now. What a great sin Wang Xiao suffered in order to be able to treat her wholeheartedly! Zheng Fei felt sorry for Wang Xiao and at the same time gave birth to infinite love, and said shyly: "In broad daylight, I'll help you solve it with my hands!" ”a。