Chapter Sixty-Seven: Take It

"Clean up the house, I'll go downstairs to stir-fry", Shu Xuanzi didn't want to say anything more, and went out after throwing off a sentence, Zhou Zihui looked at the wound on his grandfather Zhou Dawei's arm with some surprise, where there was a trace of blood where it was smooth and complete, he rubbed his eyes in disbelief and checked it again, and then looked at the red blood stain on the ground just now and didn't know where it disappeared, Zhou Zihui pinched himself and thought it was a dream, But Zhou Dawei and Gu Yuping happily began to clean up the room that had nothing in the first place, but they put the quilts and pillows on the bed neatly, and cleaned up the torn sheets on the ground.

I can't help but say that these two people are lucky, the life of ordinary people is too short, like a white horse passing through a gap, and it is decades in a blink of an eye, when you recall the scene when you go to school now, is it a dreamlike feeling? It seems to be yesterday's thing, and it seems to have been a long, long time, and I can't remember when it was, and twenty or thirty years have come in a blink of an eye, and when you look back, you find that your previous life doesn't seem to exist, and those lives ten or even twenty years ago were like a dream, and after this dream is over, your life will be over.

Are our lives real? Or is it in a dream? No one can tell clearly, sometimes some people can't even tell whether they are dreaming or not, they only know that they have feelings at this time, and after a year, they will completely forget the feeling of today, and keep forgetting their own history This is the biggest sorrow of a person, Zhou Dawei and Gu Yuping are more than sixty years old, seeing that one foot has stepped into the coffin, and they have nothing to gain after asking for the Tao for a lifetime. Who would pick a middle-aged man or even an old man?

Moreover, the number of cultivators is not very large, let's take the Qingcheng faction, which is one of the largest sects in the cultivation realm, for example, all the disciples add up to only more than two hundred, and most of the two hundred people have only reached the stage of foundation building or enlightenment, no more than thirty people in the heartbeat period, only fourteen in the Jindan period, and the monks above the Yuan infant stage can't even reach ten, only eight people, the Qingcheng faction is like this, it can be seen that those small sects have declined to what extent, Otherwise, why is it not an exaggeration to say that Xuanzi's Tianxuan Restaurant has gathered the top masters in the world, there are only thirty-eight masters in the Mahayana period of the Tribulation Period in the whole world, and even if there are masters of hermitage, they are only a few.

Daomen has been in decline for hundreds of years, and the vitality of heaven and earth is also thinner than one another, and Daomen is withering, compared to the disciples of Buddhism, it is long-lasting, but this is also a superficial phenomenon, most of those who believe in Buddhism are laymen, such as the Buddhist Tantra in Tibetan Province, they are also very few disciples, and the entire Buddhist disciples are counted in this mortal world There are tens of millions of people, but how many people in the Buddhist sect really know how to cultivate? Even the masters who cultivate the relics are rare, not to mention the cultivation of the golden body and even reach the stage of small perfection and great perfection, generally the disciples of Buddhism who have practiced for fifty or sixty years have great wisdom and the guidance of the master has only reached the stage of refining the gods, this Buddhism is good to cultivate, but it is extremely difficult to improve the realm, you must know that if you become a Buddha once, you will directly ascend to the Pure Land of Bliss, cultivating Buddha is not like cultivating the truth, cultivating demons and cultivating demons to cross the catastrophe, as long as the children of Buddhism succeed, they are on the rise, so their cultivation is more difficult, and Buddhism is also divided into many sects, there are those who focus on cultivating the mind, and there are those who focus on physical training, all of which are different.

Although Zhou Dawei and Gu Yuping have not formally stepped into the cultivation realm before, they still know a little about these things, they have been looking for opportunities to enter the Tao since they were in their forties and have no interest in money, but where is it so easy to find, they have been looking for 20 years and there is no way, and finally they can't put all their energy on Go, where do they know that they are about to be seventy years old but they have the opportunity to become a master, which made these two guys kneel and beg for seven days, Shu Xuanzi told his wife Ren Linglong, After seven days, if they still insist, they will accept them, if not, Shu Xuanzi will naturally not accept them, Shu Xuanzi has no choice, he must give his wife an explanation, otherwise he will definitely be laughed at by his wife again.

Shu Xuanzi This is the first time in countless years to accept apprentices, this ceremony naturally can't be too simple, after all, Shu Xuanzi is the immortal of the Daomen, so he handed over this ceremony to the people of the Qingcheng faction and the Kunlun faction to be responsible, after three days of formal apprenticeship, Zu Wuchang, Lu Qingfeng and several other old guys are a little envious of these two mortal old men, and they actually worshiped an immortal as a master, and their achievements in the future are limitless, originally they were too lazy to look at these two mortal old men, after all, mortals are too small in the eyes of cultivators, But at this time, it was different, and they began to congratulate them, after all, they were the apprentices of the immortals, and they might have to trouble them in the future.

"Husband, didn't you say that you won't accept apprentices? Why did you collect it again? "This time Shu Xuanzi accepted apprentices the happiest is not Zhou Dawei and Gu Yuping, but Ren Linglong, Ren Linglong thought that this time Shu Xuanzi whether to accept apprentices is to show an attitude, if he really accepted that Ren Linglong will really believe that Shu Xuanzi will not abandon him and leave alone in the future, after all, it is a big deal to accept apprentices in the cultivation world, not to say that they will be accepted, and the apprentices will be in charge of everything for the apprentices. The relationship between master and apprentice is even far more than the relationship between father and son, Ren Linglong knows a lot about the cultivation realm, and naturally knows these things that mortals don't know, and it is because of knowing these that Ren Linglong has completely put his heart in his stomach now.

"If you accept it, you can rest assured that you can rest assured if you accept them, hehe, you are cranky every day, but these two little guys are about to be reincarnated in the ground, and their bodies are already dying, and it will take a lot of effort to cultivate the truth", Shu Xuanzi glanced at Ren Linglong when he said this, Ren Linglong lay on Shu Xuanzi's body with a smile on his face but did not have a little consciousness, even if Shu Xuanzi wanted to accept apprentices, he would also accept one or two children with good bones, where would he think of accepting two old men who were about to enter the ground, which really made Shu Xuanzi depressed for a while.

"I heard Taiyi Sanren say that the cultivation realm never accepts people after the age of twenty as disciples, but the two of them are already in their sixties, hehe, I know that you have a way, husband", Ren Linglong kissed Shu Xuanzi happily after speaking, and the twisted shyness made Shu Xuanzi smile and hugged Ren Linglong, "Husband, what tricks are you going to play tonight?" This Ren Linglong was extremely shy in bed, and rarely spoke, but today she was really happy, and she actually spit out such a sentence, and after finishing speaking, Ren Linglong felt faceless, and hurriedly covered her little face with two hands.

"Today, today, let's try the goat vs. tree that you always didn't want to do before", after Shu Xuanzi finished speaking, he gently swiped his hand, and all the Tingmei underwear on Ren Linglong's body was untied, and his hand flashed a few times, peeling Ren Linglong into a big white sheep.

"Huh? Goats vs. trees? If you don't come, don't come, how embarrassing that style is, it's a shame for what you said", Ren Linglong heard that Shu Xuanzi was going to use this style of intimacy, and hurriedly stopped doing it, and after speaking, she wanted to get into the quilt, but where could Shu Xuanzi let her succeed, and hugged Ren Linglong tightly with both hands.

"Not coming? I promised to take two bad old men as apprentices, most of the reason is not because of you, you won't come if you can't come? Say, do you want to come? Shu Xuanzi pretended to be angry and frightened his face, and his two hands also moved around Ren Linglong's body, pinching and rubbing, and within two minutes, Ren Linglong muttered a little sour emotion.

"That'...... Then you have to turn off the lights", Ren Linglong hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't stand the charm of Shu Xuanzi's magic hand, after thinking about it, her face turned red again, and she squirmed and slapped Shu Xuanzi and said, Shu Xuanzi smiled and waved his hand, and the table lamp in the room went out.

After the two of them made love for about ten minutes, the dark clouds in the sky gradually dispersed, and the bright moonlight shone all over the earth, and a small villa in a big city appeared at this time, a man squatted on a soft big bed, at this time the man was as motionless as an ancient tree, and a beautiful young woman stood on the bed on all fours like a sheep, the goat kept stepping forward, wanting to leave the ancient tree, but every time he took a step forward, he was suddenly pulled back by the two thick branches of the ancient tree. Rushing forward, and then being pulled back, so repeatedly that the sheep kept bleating, such a scene made any man see it would be addicted, but unfortunately at this time no one watched, this beautiful goat worked hard for a night and did not escape the entanglement of the ancient tree, and finally fell softly on the ancient tree.

As soon as the sun rose, Ren Lingxue got up from the bed, she slept in a daze last night as if she heard the cry of a sheep, the sound seemed to be far and near, she didn't sleep well all night, and went out of the house after washing, Shu Xuanzi was still sitting in the hall watching discs, Shu Xuanzi was like this every day, he got up after Ren Linglong fell asleep, either playing games or watching DVDs, Ren Lingxue jumped directly on the sofa with a flying body.

"Brother-in-law, don't forget, today is the preliminaries, you have to arrive at ten o'clock in the morning, I won't watch it today, if you can't even pass the preliminaries today, then you don't want to be a chef", Ren Lingxue half-lay down and half-fell and grabbed Shu Xuanzi's clothes and shook it, today is the preliminaries of the Chinese Cooking and Food Competition in Shanghai, Ren Lingxue told Shu Xuanzi yesterday, first the regional preliminaries, then the general preliminaries, and only after the general preliminaries can the final championship can be held.

"You're not going to FD University again to see that purple illusion magic experiment, are you?" Shu Xuanzi glanced at Ren Lingxue, Ren Lingxue had just woken up, although she had finished washing, she was still a little sleepy-eyed, she and Ren Linglong were two sisters, and the two looked seven points alike, looking at this cute beautiful girl who was more lively than Ren Linglong, Shu Xuanzi suddenly became interested, and took Ren Lingxue, who was half lying on herself, into her arms, lowered her head and kissed Ren Lingxue.

"How do you know I'm going to ......, ah~~~~ Woo woo woo ~~~~~", Ren Lingxue didn't finish speaking, she felt her body being hugged, and then her lips were blocked, and she didn't escape Shu Xuanzi's mouth for a long time, but after kissing for a while, Ren Lingxue quieted down and enjoyed the kiss intently, Ren Lingxue's face began to turn red, she didn't expect Shu Xuanzi to be so bold, she dared to kiss herself directly at home, five minutes later, Ren Lingxue felt that her breathing was a little difficult, The brain is even more confused.

"Xue'er, your little mouth is sweeter than your sister's, hahahaha", Shu Xuanzi laughed out loud after speaking.

"You hate to death", Ren Lingxue's eyes were still a little drowsy, and the whole person was soulless, but when she heard the contrast of Shu Xuanzi, she suddenly came to her senses, and jumped to the ground as soon as she pushed Shu Xuanzi away, biting her lip and stomping her feet hatefully, she stomped her feet and ran upstairs again, and she kept cursing hooligans, villains, perverts and other words in her mouth, but her heart was very sweet, Ren Lingxue had never been in love, this was her first kiss, but Shu Xuanzi took it away like this, In the end, he ran into his room in a fit of rage, took out a pillow, and smashed it at Shuxuanzi on the sofa downstairs, threw the pillow and let Lingxue close the door hard and didn't come out.

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