Hearing me ask a big vernacular on such a solemn occasion, the ministers couldn't help but face and hindered my "power", no one dared to laugh, and a few old ministers really couldn't hold back, so they turned their bodies sideways and coughed a few times.

Jing Ke said unequivocally: "I am entrusted by the prince of Yan Kingdom to ask the king for peace on behalf of the entire Yan country, in order to show my sincerity, I brought the head of the king's traitor Fan Yuzhi and the most fertile place of the governor of Yan country, and the prince is willing to offer the king in this city!" "Jing Ke put the box on the ground, naturally someone took it and asked someone to identify it, even I knew it was true... Do you think this Lao Fan died unjustly? Plus he lost his head twice this time, do I have to turn into a hydra if I have to come a few more times? However, the love that the second fool owes him has been repaid in the previous life, and now this human head is just a simple prop for us.

At that moment, someone reported Qin Shi Huang, the fat man pretended to nod, and then it seemed that it was time to watch the Du Kang map performance, but this must have a premise that the two fools stepped forward alone, and at this time Qin Wuyang should be trembling, Jing Ke can borrow the donkey from the slope to approach Qin Shi Huang with the map alone.

But the accident happened at this time, although Qin Wuyang was a little ghostly under the gaze of this magnificent Qin Palace and everyone, it seemed that there was still a certain gap from "trembling", at this time, Jing Ke stepped forward to talk about the picture, and it was inevitable that Qin Wuyang would follow.

I couldn't help but hurriedly say, "Brother Ying, why isn't he afraid?" ”

Qin Shi Huang whispered: "Hurry up and find a way!" ”

I have already sweated profusely, He Tiandou is right, this historical event will really deviate from the original track because of a little accident, if Qin Wuyang is allowed to come up. Fat people are more than lucky, and their self-protection ability is probably not as good as last time... His sword was sharpened into a flaming stick. The worst thing is that I don't have time to delay, no one knows what the second fool or the fat man will be like in the next second, at this critical moment, I said nonsense: "According to the usual practice, I will ask the two envoys to collectively recite the fifty honors and fifty shames of our Great Qin..."

Qin Wuyang was surprised: "Isn't it that you don't have to carry it?" ”

I took two steps forward and slapped the fat man's table. shouted: "Bold, no noise in front of the king!" "Qin Shi Huang's table may not be wiped every day, and no one slaps it hard, and this time it patted all the dust on the table. The fat man choked and waved his hand.

I pointed at Qin Wuyang and scolded: "Hurry up and carry it, otherwise you will be pulled out and castrated for half an hour." ”

Qin Wuyang was stunned and said, "What do you mean... Castrated for half an hour? ”

I pointed at a few eunuchs and said, "Do you see them, they used to be envoys of various countries, and they became like this because they couldn't bear fifty honors and fifty shames." ”

I have to say that the Qin Wuyang in front of us is much more kind than the one written in the book, but he snorted coldly.

I slapped the table again, and before I could say anything. I heard someone behind me say "huh" in surprise, and a fat hand tugged at my clothes. Suspiciously, he asked, "Who are you?" ”

My heart sank, the fat man was sick at this juncture! I waved my hand behind me and whispered, "Brother Ying, don't make trouble, bear with it." ”

The fat man was furious. shouted: "Someone! ”

Qin Wuyang suddenly changed color, and suddenly grabbed one end of the map with one hand, and Jing Ke glanced at him. Silently took down Qin Wuyang's hand, still looking calm.

+ Army, he clasped his fists with both hands and said majestically: "King! ”

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Hearing only a plop, Qin Wuyang's face turned pale, and he fell down, trembling like chaff.

General Wang looked around and said blankly, "My lord, I don't know who the assassin you are talking about?" ”

The fat man suddenly stretched out his fat finger and pointed at me and said angrily: "You are foolish, quickly take this person (down)!" ”

When the ministers saw the king pointing at me and calling me an assassin, they didn't seem to be very surprised, and they looked at us with a smile one by one, because they knew that the king liked to make such jokes with the king of Qi, and the king of Qi was the only one in the whole country who could get this "favor".

General Wang looked at me, and then at Qin Shi Huang, the expression on his face was extremely unnatural, a little crying and laughing and a little dazed, yesterday in half an hour was killed and pardoned and received more than a dozen different wills, this will of course he didn't dare to treat me really, but the king of this royal court has already given an order, it is not right to disobey, and finally General Wang had to helplessly instruct his subordinates: "Go, first invite the king of Qi down." ”

I've been soaking with the fat man for a long time, but he just doesn't eat water and rice, and I don't blame him, we were in a hurry before I didn't eat the temptation grass, not to mention that he still remembered me, and then a person in the royal court who was unfamiliar with him stood beside him and gave orders, the fat man was naturally very unhappy, according to the logic of his behavior, kill it first.

The two subordinates of General Wang also participated in yesterday's operation, and they all walked towards me with a smile and pretended to be a little slower, but I was about to die in a hurry, and the fat man had no regularity to be found, who knows how long it will take for him to pass in this confusion?

The two guards walked up slowly, one by the arm, and one of them said gently: "King Qi, go out with us first, and the king will tell you to come up again later." ”

I danced in the arms of the two of them, and shouted when I turned around: "King, Brother Ying, fat man, wake up!" ”

Everyone was chilled...

Qin Shi Huang rolled his eyes, and suddenly waved his hand at the two guards: "Retreat (below)." ”

The two guards looked at each other and smiled, and Qi Qi stood at the bottom of the steps and said simply: "Yes!" As he spoke, he winked at me tacitly, they are also child soldiers of the same age as Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu, and their innocence is still alive.

I wiped the sweat on my forehead and sighed, "Brother Ying..."

The fat man whispered: "Hungry, hurry up and let that hanging leather go to the palace." ”

I was worried, "Can you do it?" ”

The fat man said firmly: "There is no problem with touching." "After saying this, there are still words in my mouth, like an old lady chanting Buddha, I listened carefully and laughed dumbly, it turned out that the fat man was silently reciting the secret book of Contra Douluo 30 people." Up up haha (down down) left and right left and right..."

After waiting a little longer, the fat man really seemed to have stabilized.

After such a fuss, Qin Wuyang's fragile nerves finally couldn't hold back, as soon as he heard the fat man shouting, he was already frightened, and when the guards came up, he could hardly stand still, until the guards retreated. Qin Wuyang's legs were still shaking, his lips were pale, and I seized the opportunity to quickly ask, "Envoy Jing, what's wrong with your companion?" ”

Jing Ke said calmly: "I haven't seen a rough man on the market. Let the king and everyone laugh. He took the map and said, "Let me explain it to the king." ”

"Accurate!" I shouted happily and secretly breathed a sigh of relief: I was finally on the right track.

The second fool walked up step by step with the map in his hand, I glanced back at Qin Shi Huang, he nodded at me slightly to indicate that he was fine, and my heart was relaxed. After these eight bows, there is finally the last trembling left.

The second fool walked to the table with his head down. Silently opened the map and said: "The king, please look..."At this time, he happened to have his back to the ministers to block me, and I made a strange appearance at him, "Kezi, Kezi!" "I hope to get his response, but the second fool ignores me and slowly unfolds the map." This is the most fertile land in the Yan country, and the population..."

I had a sudden foreboding feeling that there were only three of us left on it. It's not difficult to engage in small actions with each other, but isn't the two fools too into the play? If you don't know his purpose in advance, you'll really be deceived by him... This is an essential quality of a killer.

I stood beside Qin Shi Huang and whispered in his ear: "Brother Ying, something is wrong..."

Qin Shi Huang leaned over the map and looked intently, his eyes full of greed, and he didn't hear me.

At this moment, history finally coincided completely with the last time, Jing Ke unfolded the map to the end, where a dagger was revealed, and he stabbed Qin Shi Huang with lightning speed: "Hey! ”

With this short and crisp sound, the dagger pierced like lightning, the distance between Jing Ke and Qin Shi Huang was short, and the fat man seemed to be a little distracted, seeing that he couldn't dodge, fortunately I was prepared, pulling the fat man on the shoulder and bringing him back, Jing Ke's dagger tip could touch his clothes, this dagger should not be polished into a round head by me, but I am afraid that the fat man is now injured.

The second fool missed a blow, jumped on the table without hesitation, sat on it with half of his buttocks, leaned over and stabbed at the fat man again, I pushed the fat man away, and whispered: "Brother Ying, run!" ”

Qin Shi Huang glanced at me and Jing Ke in horror, turned his head and ran towards the copper pillar on the side, Jing Ke jumped off the table lightly without saying a word, and then chased after him.

Cold sweat soaked through my cotton pants in an instant... I can see that these two people don't know each other anymore! Damn, that's what I said: no one can stop the wheels of history from rolling forward.

At this moment, above the royal court, the fat man ran around a copper pillar in front, Jing Ke gritted his teeth and chased behind, my mind was in a mess, and I involuntarily took two steps forward, but I didn't know who to help and what to do.

Qin Shi Huang went around to the second circle of the palace and the ministers were in a terrified uproar, some went forward to the ground, some retreated, more people shouted "there are assassins", Jing Ke clenched the dagger and stabbed out frequently, slashing on the copper pillar with a clanging sound, my heart also followed the seven up and down, the steps said in advance were all disrupted, who should I help now?

After half a circle, the fat man just didn't enter the column, Jing Ke ran in front of the ministers, a thin and thin old man had already pinched a sac in his hand, saw Jing Ke come out, and threw it over with a roar, Jing Ke didn't know what it was, subconsciously flashed, and the fat man got a moment of respite, he pressed the sword with one hand and held the scabbard with the other, and wanted to pull out the sword, and the arm was not long enough to pull out halfway, and the scabbard was removed backwards, and the scabbard was also stuck on the belt, and everyone saw that the situation was critical, and they couldn't help but shout in a hurry, in this noise, a sharp and high-pitched voice shouted: "The king has taken the sword!" "It's Zhao Gao... I didn't grab a single piece of the work.

Qin Shi Huang was stunned for a moment, pulled out the long sword from his back, and he glanced at the menacing second smirk behind him and muttered, "Your baby is going to sprinkle (kill) hungry pinch again?" ”

The second fool also stopped suddenly, looked at the dagger in his hand and said, "I don't know..."

I was overjoyed, the two of them regained consciousness at this critical moment, and at this moment both of them happened to be standing behind the copper pillar, and no one could see the situation inside, before I walked over the three people to care, Qin Shi Huang suddenly cut two fools and a sword, and ran out in a panic, the two fools gasped in pain, and their eyes changed and they followed the killing.

At this time, a person suddenly rushed through the crowd, shouting while running this way with his teeth and claws: "Jing Ke, don't panic, I'll help you!" But it was Qin Wuyang, who had been trembling just now.

If it was normal, the guards in the hall should have come in a long time ago, but today's situation is special, people know that the king loves to joke with the king of Qi in shock, if he personally gave the order, then there is no way, as a result, a group of ministers also followed, and the guards laughed, anyway, there is nothing wrong with them doing this, the warriors in front of the palace only listened to the call of the king alone.

Therefore, Qin Wuyang, who should have been torn apart by the chaotic blade for a long time, actually mustered up the courage to rush forward after a long time of relief.

It drove me almost mad to death, and the two convulsions didn't say anything about the slashing, and now there was another person who really wanted to kill the fat man.

I stretched out my hand and pulled up all the things on the table that could be used as hidden weapons and smashed them towards Qin Wuyang, this kid is actually quite athletic, and he flashed and pasted in front of the fat man and the second fool, after all, he was the killer personally selected by Prince Dan, and his kung fu was very good except that he was not a thing when he was a child.

Qin Wuyang was stuck on the road between the two, opening his arms to catch Qin Shi Huang, the fat man hesitated, the second fool held a sword with both hands and stabbed the fat man's back viciously, Qin Wuyang was shocked, his hands bypassed the fat man's attack to hold Jing Ke, and shouted: "You can't kill him, catch him alive and keep us alive!" ”

L. Ke's eyes rounded, and he suddenly said: "You're right, we can't kill him!" Saying that, he glanced at me, I understood that at this moment, Jing Ke had gone through the process of going back and forth, if it wasn't for Qin Wuyang just now, even if the blunt sword was afraid, it would have already killed the fat man.

I was shocked and anxious, seeing that Qin Wuyang had already guarded the pillar, and I didn't know when the two of them would turn against each other and become hatred for eternity, I panicked and put all the things in my arms on the table, and then stuffed the biscuit that had copied Zhao Bai's face into my mouth without thinking...

The moment the biscuit was in my stomach, the world buzzed completely, and the noise from the ministers became very distant, and the three people in front of me couldn't help but exude radiation that made my head hurt, if I guessed correctly, this is what Zhao Fool often says: murderous!

This kind of murderous aura sometimes comes from one person, sometimes from two people, and sometimes disappears out of thin air, and the reason why this situation occurs is probably because the memories of the two fools and the fat man are repeatedly entangled, so they will treat each other differently at different times.

I glanced at the things on the table, wrapped a small tripod in my coat, and immediately shouted "murderous" like a fool and joined the warband.

After I started to do it, I found that the world of fools is really wonderful, all the people in the battle group are virtual and real red shadows, and the coolest thing is that the first actions and thoughts of the other party can be reflected from these red shadows, such as Qin Wuyang stabbed me with a punch, his people are actually still standing there and not moving, but there is already a virtual shadow pinching punch, if his next move is to kick me with his foot, then the first shadow is followed by the second shadow of the flying foot, But this second shadow is lighter than the first, and so on, the third, the fourth, the fifth... On Qin Wuyang's body alone, there were more than a dozen shadows stacked on top of each other, I took a good time to dodge his punch, moved to the side to let go of his kick, and finally squatted down and dodged his arm, the shadows disappeared one by one, and one by one, I can always know how he wants to trouble me in half an hour, beating me like this... It's even easier than eating a popsicle.