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You've all run out of gifts, right? ”

"Qi is alive. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo.. What's next? ”

"Oh, no, the candle is going out, the mirror is blowing!"

"Khan, I knew you were going to give me a birthday present, I would have lit the candle later, well, it's time, it's still time, let's take a bite of the bar first, thank you for the gifts, thank you very much." Those gifts gave me a lot of small surprises, for a while, I was in a good mood, humming a little song and raising the wine glass to touch one by one, after taking a big sip, I exhaled, looking at the thin little candle that was about to burn out, I closed my eyes with my hands together, "Then I can make a wish." ”

Zou Yue'e suddenly stretched out her hand: "Wait a minute." ”

We all looked at her, "What's wrong?" ”

Zou Yue'e smiled slightly, and took out a small notepad from her arms. Turning the first page of the card owner, he picked up a ballpoint pen on the table again, "Your empty and vernacular wish doesn't work, I learned a new trick, oh, you write your wish on paper and burn it with the fire of a candle, so that the wish can come true, hehe, don't look at me with that kind of eyes, it's okay, seriously, let's write quickly, we don't look at it, it's not okay to hide from you?" ”

I wondered: "Do you make such a wish for your birthday in your hometown?" ”

"No, you don't care where I learned it, write it." Zou Yue'e urged.

Fei Xiaohong said: "Hehe, this is a good way to make a wish." ”

"Really?" I took the notebook and pen, I didn't think much about it, I looked up and saw that they all looked away, I took a few steps back, thought about it, I now have a successful career, a lot of money, a rich emotional life, parents and children are healthy, uh, I am very happy. It doesn't seem like there's any wish to make, well, if you have to, then, that......

I cautiously glanced at the women who turned my back, coughed, and secretly wrote a line of small words in the middle of the first page of the notepad - I hope that one day I can sleep with Zou Yue, Yan Wanru, Yuan Yazhen, Xi Mansha, Jiang Yan, and Fei Xiaohong...... No, it's six flying...... Neither is it right...... It's seven flights, yes, seven flights once with a bang!

Khan, Gu Jing, Gu Jing, you are such a stinky rascal!

Looking at the wishes I had written, I blushed a little.

"Aren't you alright?"

"Mirror, hurry up, candles, candles are dying."

"Alright, alright." I quickly tore this unrealistic wish off the notepad, folded it in half, folded it in half, and folded it in half, and after folding it evenly, I was afraid that Aunt Zou and the others would snatch the paper in my hand and peek at it, so I stepped in front of the cake myself. Holding the wish paper, he reached over and lit it, watching it burn to ashes little by little.

"I said one, two, three, blow out the candles."

"Okay, come on."

"One...... Two...... Three...... Call! Everyone leaned over and blew hard.

Zou Yue'e smiled and took the lead in applauding, "Happy birthday, hi Persian." ”

"Thank you, thank you, eat cake." I picked up my knife and fork and began to divide the cake among them.

After each person ate a piece of nǎi oil cake, they no longer had so many scruples when they drank wine, especially Zou Yue'e and Yan Wanru, the two of them took the lead in toasting with us, and the liquor was like drinking boiled water. Xi Mansha was the first to die, and she covered her wine glass in a daze and didn't dare to drink it. The second and third defeated were Jiang Yan and Fei Xiaohong, both of whom were blushing and had thick necks, as if they would fall to the ground after another sip.

As soon as I saw that my sisters were like this, I hurriedly said, "Pause for a while, don't drink." ”

Zou Yue'e was also a little drunk, "Why don't you drink?" ”

"Isn't there still something baked there?" I rubbed my dizzy head and pointed to the oven next to me, "Eat some meat first." ”

Jiang Yan obviously drank too much, and stammered drunkenly: "Hehe...... You want...... Want...... Whose meat are you going to eat? ”

Fei Xiaohong, whose face was drunk and flushed, stretched her thighs to my side, and said with a smile: "Give ...... Eat it. ”

"I'm going to go." I glared at them viciously: "Eat you big-headed ghost, I'm talking about eating beef slices." "When I drank too much, I was always dizzy, nauseous, and uncomfortable, but my mind was relatively clear. Even if I'm confused, I don't usually get drunk. And Yanyan and Sister Hong seem to belong to the kind of people who drink too much and go crazy.

"Who's going to eat?" Yuan Yazhen used chopsticks to pick up a palm-sized piece of beef and put it on the fire, "I'll roast it for you." ”

Xi Mansha said: "I'll eat." ”

Yan Wanru staggered and stood up and smiled: "Sister-in-law, help me bake a slice of it, you have to suppress the wine." ”

Jiang Yan shouted, "I want to eat it too." ”

Fei Xiaohong: "Give me a piece too." ”

"Okay, wait a minute, it's cooked." Yuan Yazhen added a few more slices of beef and mutton to the fire.

"Sister Yuan, wait a minute." Zou Yue'e squinted her eyes and spoke, seeing that our eyes fell on her, Aunt Zou Erlang's legs were cocked, "Hehe, I have a proposal, it's so boring to just eat meat and vegetables, I'm so happy today, wouldn't it be better for us to add some entertainment to it?" Well, by the way, I remember that when I bought meat slices, I asked the barbecue restaurant for a few large slices of beef that were not cut, the kind with such a big human face, hehe, otherwise, or a few of us will roast the meat and let Xiao Jing take the meat and hang it in the air. Let's eat together, how about it? ”

Jiang Yan immediately exclaimed, "Good idea! Good idea! ”

I snorted: "As far as you will come up with a bad idea, what about the six of you, don't you squeeze to death if you eat together?" ”

Fei Xiaohong gulped down Yuan Yazhen's freshly roasted meat, and said vaguely: "I ...... me too Also agreed. ”

Zou Yue'e looked at Yuan Yazhen and Yan Wanru, "What do you say?" ”

Yuan Yazhen said calmly: "Listen to you, I don't care. ”

Yan Wanru smiled: "I...... Whatever. ”

After consulting a few people, Zou Yue'e smiled, took out the largest slice from the box of meat slices, spread it flat on the barbecue grill, and sprinkled it with cumin and salt grains and other spices. At the end, when the meat was cooked for seven or eight minutes, Zou Yue'e looked at me: "Xiaojing, it's up to you." ”

In desperation, I had no choice but to hold two chopsticks in one hand, put the meat slices on the chopsticks, and reach out and hold them in the air.

Yan Wanru and Yuan Yazhen all moved over and squeezed next to the beef.

"It's like blowing out a candle, I'll count one, two, three, and everyone will bite together." Zou Yue'e half-bent down and put her mouth in front of the fragrant beef slices, "Xiaojing, hold it steady, don't let the meat fall, okay, prepare...... One...... Two...... ......As soon as the words fell, Jiang Yan and Fei Xiaohong were the fastest, and they opened their mouths to bite the two corners of the meat slice respectively, Zou Yue'e and Yuan Yazhen also bit it after 0.5 seconds, Xi Mansha was the slowest, and when everyone ate it very ungracefully, she squeezed it through the gap between Fei Xiaohong and Jiang Yan's heads and took a small bite.

At the end of the meal, a few heads couldn't squeeze open, and a small piece of meat that had been bitten up was left behind, which then slipped off everyone's mouths and fell to the ground.

Jiang Yan wiped her mouth and raised her head, laughing: "Win, I eat the most." ”

Fei Xiaohong pouted: "Obviously, the old lady eats a lot." ”

"Hee-hee, this is fun." Jiang Yan shouted, "One more time, one more time!" ”

Zou Yue'e picked out a large piece of beef slices and roasted them on the fire, "Xiaojing, will you come this time?" There are many people. ”

I snorted: "Me? ”

Yan Wanru and Xi Mansha blushed, but they didn't speak.

I coughed embarrassedly: "This, what, it's not appropriate, right?" ”

"There are no outsiders here, what's inappropriate?" The meat was also cooked, and Zou Yue'e said to Nunu, "You still take it." ”

Not a little while. Aunt Zou's command sounded again, "Everyone is ready, get ready...... One...... Two...... Three! ”

This time, Fei Xiaohong was the fastest to bite the meat, Jiang Yan was the second, Zou Yue'e was the third, and I was the fourth. The meat was in everyone's mouths, and I didn't need chopsticks to support it at the bottom, so I bit forward while eating, and ate several large bites in a row. However, the further back you go, the more you squeeze it, and when half of the original meat remains, everyone will not be able to bite the meat in front of you at all.

Fei Xiaohong didn't care about that, she still bit forward with her big mouth open, and Xi Mansha on the side was about to be squeezed away by her.

When Jiang Yan saw it, she was not to be outdone and competed with her.

Ten seconds later, a scene that made my blood boil appeared.

Jiang Yan actually ate Xi Mansha's side regardless of it, and their lips were sticking together. Fei Xiaohong also bit the beef on the side of Yuan Yazhen's mouth, and also touched her lip flap, Xi Mansha's face turned red all of a sudden, and there was a mess here, and Aunt Zou and Sister Yan's lips seemed to have touched.

My blood is surging, and my nosebleeds are about to come out!

As soon as the wine came up, I couldn't care so much, so I forced my mouth to open a bloody path and eat the last bite of meat.

The corner of my mouth on the left is Aunt Zou's lips, in front of Sister Yan and Sister Yuan, and on the right is Fei Xiaohong's......

At this moment, it seemed that several of us had a group kiss. Don't mention that scene again.

Fortunately, everyone drank too much, and even Xi Mansha, who loved to be shy, only blushed on her face, wiped her mouth vigorously, but didn't say anything.

"Hehe, come, keep drinking." Zou Yue'e raised her glass: "At least one more glass per person." ”

Yan Wanru covered her head and said dizzily: "I don't drink anymore, it's already a little high." ”

"Me too." I hurriedly covered the wine glass to prevent Aunt Zou from pouring the wine.

Zou Yue'e looked at me very unhappily: "Let's have a bunch of women here, just you are a big man, you talk about it yourself, we toast you, are you embarrassed not to drink?" Well? ”

"That, cough cough...... "I was afraid that Zou Yue'e would be angry about the fact that I kissed everyone just now, so I reluctantly let her pour half a cup and drink it.

The world swirled.

I don't know how long it was, but when I opened my eyes again, it was already dark.

There was a ceiling above my head, and when I looked left and right, I only had a big pants left, lying in the bedroom on the second floor of the villa, and there was no one around. Pulling off the covers and sitting up, I rubbed my head, which was still a little dizzy, and looked sideways at my watch, uh, it was eight o'clock in the evening.

"Yue'e! Yue'e! I lay back under the covers and shouted lazily at the top of my voice.

Squeak, the door opened, and Zou Yue'e entered the house with a smile, "Awake?" Something to eat? ”

I said, "Sister Yan and Sister Yuan, they're all going home, right?" You too, you said you don't drink it, you don't drink it, you still have to let me drink it, hum, see how I clean you up later! ”

Zou Yue'e performed an ancient court salute, "Yes, husband, brother, the slave is wrong." ”

I rolled my eyes, "That's pretty much it, what, what did you eat at night?" I'm hungry, can you get me some food? ”

Zou Yue'e smiled, "The noodles we ate, wait a while, I'll give you a bowl of longevity noodles, do you want meat or marinade?" ”

"Meat scurry."

After a while, Zou Yue'e came back with a steaming noodle bowl.

After eating the noodles, I burped and lay down on the bed with satisfaction, "Let's go to bed early today, I'm sleepy again, phew, it's all the broken wine, I'll tell you, if you dare to pour me again in the future, hum, let's talk about it again." ”

"Okay, you go to bed first, I'll clean up the kitchen and come up." Click, she turned off the lights for me.

As soon as I pulled the quilt, I rolled over and rushed to the window and continued to sleep.

After closing my eyes and staring for a moment, I suddenly heard the bedroom door open, and after the sound of small footsteps, squeaked, Zou Yue'e got into my bed, her skin on my arms and thighs was smooth, as if she had dragged her sundress and underwear before going to bed. My heart was hot, and I reached over and hugged her, but just as I was about to say something, I suddenly heard the sound of Xixi's rope in my ears, which seemed to be the movement of dragging clothes.

In the dark, I couldn't see anything clearly, and the next moment, I just felt that there was another person in the bed.

And she's a woman with no clothes on!

I!

I was shocked, "Who?" ”

"Ahem." The other woman in the bed didn't say anything, just coughed, but it was obviously Yan Wanru's voice.

"Xiaojing." Zou Yue'e next to me stabbed me with a smile, "I think, we should sleep sideways, come, change positions, Wanru, take the pillow too." ”

I didn't react to what was going on, so I was pulled by Aunt Zou and turned off the pillow and lay down sideways.

When I bought the bed, I deliberately chose the largest one, which can accommodate four people if lying vertically, and seven or eight people are absolutely no problem if lying horizontally.

A few seconds later, the mattress sank, and another person actually came up, judging from the figure, nine out of nine were Jiang Yan.

After another sound of footsteps, a woman with a figure very similar to Xi Mansha also timidly burrowed into my bed.

Then Yuan Yazhen, and then Fei Xiaohong......

"I'm dizzy!" I was so shocked that I didn't dare to move, "What's the matter with you?" ”

In the dark, I only heard Yan Wanru say angrily: "Ask yourself!" Small color embryo! ”

I blinked stiffly and my eyes stiffly: "Me? What's wrong with me? I don't know anything, do I? Seeing that none of them answered, my mind was full of small question marks, so I said by name: "Sister Hong, you say, what are you doing here?" What's the matter with me? Yes? ”

Fei Xiaohong snorted and chirped: "Before your birthday, we made an appointment to meet together, discussing how to celebrate your birthday or something, and then everyone pondered, you have a lot of affection for us, so Yue'e proposed to see what wishes you made on your birthday first, and if everyone can do it, we will help you realize it." ”

Yan Wanru snorted, "Don't you want to sleep together, you still want to ...... Think seven...... Seven ......" That "Seven Fly" didn't say anything, "Bah, little pervert, I know you're not a good thing!" ”

I blushed violently, "I, how do you know?" ”

Zou Yue'e followed, turned to the darkest brightness, squinted and smiled, "The notepad where you wrote your wishes, I added a piece of blue paper to the third page in advance, so your wishes were clearly printed on the third page, no, a few beautiful goddesses have come to fulfill your wishes." ”

I hurriedly said, "What, I wrote it blindly, it was really written blindly." ”

Xi Mansha trembled and said, "That...... That...... Let's go home. ”

Yan Wanru said: "Yes, since Xiaojing said that it was written blindly, then let's go." ”

I touched my nose in embarrassment, looked at Aunt Zou and said, "Yue'e, look at me, I'm here...... So what......"

"Don't be pretty." Zou Yue'e glanced at me: "If you want to come, come here, anyway, it's just such an opportunity to mess around with you, after today, where should you stay cool, next time you have a birthday, don't think that we are crazy with you like this, hurry up, don't you think about flying seven and flying all day long!" ”

I coughed, "Then I...... I can ...... That's what you agreed to. ”

Zou Yue'e: "Yes, we discussed it when you went to bed in the afternoon. ”

I blinked uneasily: "Don't settle accounts after the autumn." ”

Zou Yue: "Where are there so many words, hurry up!" ”

Look at Aunt Zou, look at Sister Yan, and immediately, I tentatively touched Yanyan first, then pinched Mansha, and then kissed Sister Yuan......

Seeing that everyone tacitly did not speak, for a while, I was so happy that I was dying.

God, can you really fly seven times?

Is this true? Is it true? Is it true?

After confirming this fact, I was in high spirits, my blood was spurting, I only felt that the endless power spread from the bottom of my heart, as soon as I turned around, I knocked Zou Yue'e down first, and tossed her with two points of strength, after the end, I turned to Jiang Yan and Xi Mansha non-stop, and used four points of strength to change the two of them to toss, you for a while, she for a while, she for a while, you for a while, at the end, sweating profusely, I turned my energy to Fei Xiaohong and Yan Wanru, knocked down the two, and used the last four points of strength to harm them.

The room was a mess, filled with screams of debauchery.

Dead ghost, little pervert, husband's brother, stinky hooligan, Xiaojing's brother, good nephew, good person, good baby...... Names like that fell on my head one by one.

Xu is the reason why there are too many people, this time everyone is very open, screaming and screaming, sprinkling and sprinkling, and it is completely impossible to see that it is a bunch of women from good families.

At this moment, I felt that my death was worth it.

It's just that!

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