Chapter 46 The surname is difficult to change, who knows this strangeness

Dumbfounded, you will have this feeling when you encounter things that you have never seen, I originally thought there would be some tricky questions about what words and surnames, but when I got it in my hand, I found that there were only a handful of square Chinese characters that I could recognize, and the rest were a number of groups of questions composed of dots, numbers, triangles, diamonds, patterns, patterns or what action shapes, and the questions were also the same, find out similar, find out different, or fill in a certain set of data according to the law, two-page answer sheet, you have to look roughly, It's almost the same as the runes drawn by the ancient immortals.

"This ........." Shuai Lang stuck out his tongue, his eyes were rolling, looking at the headhuntress who was timing on the front, the girl kept a very unsurprising look at Shuai Lang, and it was not surprising to see Shuai Lang's expression, seeing that Shuai Lang was stupid, he smiled and said: "Actually, it's very simple, this is to test your discernment, analytical ability and judgment of what you find, this kind of test has nothing to do with academic qualifications, some junior high school and high school students with outstanding IQs can do very well........."

Sizzle...... Shuai Lang found that disdain in the eyes of the headhuntres, a little hurt, you said that this question for junior high school students and high school students to be stuck, how embarrassing it would be, hard-headed, retracted his eyes, looked at the answer sheet, looked at it one by one, the headhuntswoman handed over the pen Shuai Lang only subconsciously caught it, his eyes stared at these patterns and graphics for a moment, sometimes suspicious, sometimes slightly happy, sometimes thinking, sometimes smiling, no one knows what he thought in his heart.

Shuai Lang has never been a serious person, but this is a bit less like a person when he is serious.

At least the headhuntress thinks this person is very weird, in the past those who participated in this kind of test have written with a pen, at least one by one to do it, 25 questions and ten minutes of time is not enough, but this strange is also strange, the pen does not move for a few minutes, even she feels that sitting opposite this person and looking at this person's strange expression is very unnatural, she got up gently, as if she had nothing to do with herself, stood in front of the windowsill, basked in the bright sun for a few minutes, and when she turned back, the person still remained motionless sitting.

Is it a genius? Or an idiot?

There was a hint of suspicion in the eyes of the headhuntswoman, but she was more inclined to the latter, sitting here rarely received senior talents who dared to apply for jobs with only a bachelor's degree and a fourth-level certificate, and she had no experience working in any well-known company. Whenever you come here, you must at least have a master's degree, at least a second or third foreign country, no matter how bad it is, you have also had a good work experience, and this one, the driver? Salesperson? Insurance salesman? …… The headhuntress bit her lower lip and suppressed her smile outside the handsome gaze, if it weren't for the fact that Zhou Yue was really bored today, she really wouldn't be in the mood to receive this goods, this kind of stupid and stupid person hadn't been here in the past, but after being hit, few people could walk out of here with a smile.

It looks like I haven't seen that expression in a while...... The headhuntress smiled secretly in her heart, looked at Shuai Lang who was still in a daze, and reminded the time, there were two minutes left. I secretly said in my heart, if you are smart, now throw it down and say that I have not seen a similar question and get up and leave, then you must be a wise person, and you can still save some face. In fact, you will do it, you can do it, you don't have relevant work experience, you can't get a diploma and certificate, you will still be submerged when you enter the talent pool, and now large companies are more strict in selecting people than beauty pageants, even if there is a little flaw, like this resume, in addition to flaws, you really can't find a flaw that is not flawed.

Accident, so that the headhuntress was slightly surprised, just when reminded, Shuai Lang took it, like a dragon flying phoenix dancing talisman to brush a few ABCD to fill in, and instantly waved. "Bang" slapped on the table, and looked back at the headhuntress with a happy face: "Okay." ”

Hey? All right? The female headhunt moved back to her desk from the window, holding the two-page answer sheet, and said with a smile: "It's not difficult, it's quite simple, it's a bit tricky." ”

"Really? This is a common standard in the industry, and more than a dozen foreign consulting companies have been working on research results for many years, and a number of psychology and education experts have participated in the development of this project, which is now almost the standard of the industry. You think it's simple......"

The female huntress smiled, took the answer, and hit the keys with her fingers, as if she was losing the answer given by Shuai Lang, as soon as she said this, Shuai Lang didn't dare to be ugly in front of such a big authority, smiled, wiped her nose awkwardly, and didn't dare to disturb the female huntinant, just waiting for the result.

In the room, after a few glances, such a working environment is indeed high-end, with three windows, five partitions, and laptops are placed on each partition workbench, and two tables also have coffee cups, and the golden spoon is particularly eye-catching on the white workbench. Behind the door is a wooden hanger, hanging a red kun bag, ladies', it should be the one in front of you, such a large open working environment even if a group of guest sofas are placed does not look crowded. When he looked at it, Shuai Lang suddenly found that it seemed to be the same plot as an urban bad drama, with high-end office buildings, handsome men and beautiful women, ambiguous offices, etc., which combined the indifference of many Korean-style bad dramas, but you can't deny that this environment is still quite attractive.

"Mr. Handsome......" the headhuntress began.

"Mr. Shuai......" The headhuntress spoke unhappily, aggravating her tone, but she didn't expect that this person in front of her could be distracted at this time, this aggravated tone, Shuai Lang sat upright, kept his eyes level, and waited for a gratifying result, after all, the feeling of doing that question was quite good, at least it was not like a school exam, and he couldn't do it for two hours by scratching his ears and cheeks.

Unexpectedly, to Shuai Lang's surprise, the female huntswoman didn't say anything, took Shuai Lang's resume, and politely handed it to Shuai Lang with both hands, Shuai Lang continued mechanically, stunned, looking at each other suspiciously, the beautiful girl said very sincerely: "Mr. Shuai, I suggest you go to the first floor to try your luck, there are still a lot of employment opportunities during this time." ”

"Huh? No... This... Why is that? Shuai Lang was stunned, but he didn't expect it to be such a salty and indifferent result, and asked out loud, looking at the expression of the female headhunter, he could guess some results, but he asked in disbelief: "You have to tell me the result, right?" I know I'm not a senior talent, so I have to see how far I am from the senior, right? ”

The headhuntress didn't say anything, and turned the computer in a very serious direction, and the screen showed the microcomputer score results after input, in red, very large, 85 points.

"Huh...... Not bad. 85 points. Shuai Lang was happy for a moment, with a happy face, and asked the headhuntress out loud: "Hey, this eldest sister, this test is quite fair, I haven't scored so high." I took the high school exam, but at that time it was a total score of 150. ”

"That's a total of eighteen." The headhuntress said.

"Uh......" Shuai Lang's eyes bulged and choked.

"The average person is between 101 and 130, more than 140 is abnormal, and less than 80 is equivalent to idiocy...... So I suggest you try it on the first floor, look at your previous work experience, or find the same job to do, in fact, there are many job opportunities, you don't necessarily need a high IQ ......" The headhuntress said eloquently, with a sympathetic expression.

"Hey... Wrong... Wrong... Did you make a mistake there? Shuai Lang asked unrelentingly.

"How is it possible, this is judged by a microcomputer, tens of thousands of cases are done every year, and there are few mistakes." The headhuntress explained.

"Wrong, absolutely wrong...... You say I'm ordinary, I can accept it, but if you can't come to your place, you'll make me mentally retarded, right? Why don't you just make me an idiot? Shuai Lang rolled his eyes, angry at this result.

"Didn't you just say that the test was fair?"

"Then I didn't know you had a perfect score of eighteen?"

"The perfect score has nothing to do with how well you do it, right?"

"It's impossible, it definitely matters, as long as it's not the English test, I can pass it, and I can't pass it."

"You ......"

When the female headhunter heard this, she was first angry, then stunned, and then almost passed when she heard it, and then looked at Shuai Lang's expression of holding back his strength to find an explanation, she laughed, and felt very indecent when she smiled, covering her mouth, lowering her head, and can't straighten her waist for a long time.

Injured, Shuai Lang felt very hurt, although the grades from childhood to adulthood were not much, but he never doubted that his IQ still had such a serious defect, today he faced a girl, if it was a man, he would have slapped the table and scolded his mother, sat angrily, looked at the girl squeaky and laughed, and couldn't wait to ravage it to relieve his anger, and after a while, the girl raised her head and looked at Shuai Lang's dark face, which was a little unbearable to hit again, and persuaded politely: "Mr. Shuai, I'm sorry, it's not that I belittle you, that's the case, Maybe it's our system glitching, don't you mind...... However, with your education and work experience, I am afraid that we will not find a suitable opportunity......"

"No, no, you don't have to consider my feelings, I'm used to being hit often......" Shuai Lang said, very polite, not like annoyed and angry, and asked out loud: "But today's blow is a bit unexpected, so let's ask, what is your IQ and education?" ”

"About 140, after graduating from my bachelor's degree, I took the GRE exam, got a master's degree in the United States, and later took the management consultant qualification...... Some of them are even proficient in three or four foreign languages, so I suggest you ...... Mr. Shuai," the headhuntress tactfully advised, but there was a bit of contempt in that smile.

"No, what should I do, I don't need your advice......" Shuai Lang reversed his resume, drew a pen, brushed and wrote a few lines, saw that the female headhunter was looking at him suspiciously, and tore it in front of the female headhunter and said: "I proved you wrong with practical actions...... Look, an IQ of 85 gives you a question...... There was a Chinese named Cao Litong, who later came to Yuben, he changed his name to Gangban Yuchuan, then to the United States and changed his name to John Cao, and then to England, and he changed his name to Charles I...... These four names have a world-wide cultural connotation, what do you say? ”

"You...... Do you test me? The headhuntress slapped the paper, was shocked, looked at Shuai Lang strangely, didn't think about the question at all, or was stunned when she heard it, that question was also unheard of, and made an angry gesture, Shuai Lang sneered and smiled: "I know you won't ...... Don't you want to know what I'm good at? Now I can tell you. ”

"Why are you like that? What did you just do? Is it necessary to waste time? The headhuntress was displeased, and it seemed that she was not ready to listen to it anymore, there were many people who were not interested, but it was rare to see someone with such a low IQ and not being interesting.

"It won't make you feel like a waste of time, I promise." Shuai Lang calmed down his injured mood, looked at the female headhunter suspiciously, staring at the eight-pronged master she wrote from time to time, it is estimated that she didn't know the meaning of this question at all, and snorted disdainfully: "My specialty is similar to your specialty, you headhunters, I hunters...... For example, I can see that you have well-trimmed nails, but the moon whites of your nails are less, only three, which means that you have been in a sub-healthy state for a long time, you are not from Zhongzhou, and it is very stressful to find a livelihood in this city, right? ”

Hey, the headhuntress raised her eyelids in surprise, but she didn't know where this sentence came from, but she didn't have a very displeased expression.

By the way, the right place? How can you say that right? It's very simple, is there a lot of pressure at work now?

The opening sentence attracted the attention of the female headhunter, Shuai Lang pointed at the iron hand while it was hot, and it was still the headhunter, and said directly: "The second point is still on your hand, but the skin on the tips of the fingers is rough, the lines are blurred, the edges of the nails are upturned, and the slight difference between the entire back of the hand and the exposed skin of your arm can already be seen, I think you are not doing well abroad, right?" Washing the dishes or washing the dishes......"

Sizzle.... The headhuntress glared, and subconsciously curled up her hand, a little embarrassed by the scars, unable to prove right or wrong.

"There are a lot of them, I saw the bag you hung on the hanger, I can't see the style of the brand, but I see the slight wear on the side, the woman is the most careful on this, this bag has been used for some time, the reason why I haven't changed it is not that your economic situation is not optimistic after the economic crisis...... From this, I also know that you should have not been able to get this job for a long time, right? In fact, putting you here on duty during such a break can also reflect that your position and rank in the company are not very high, right? …… Also, your light eyeshadow is beautiful, but I can see the tiredness in your eyes and the worry you are trying to hide, I can even guess that your love life should be blank, otherwise why can't you see a little happiness and moisture on your face? Shuai Lang asked in an aggravated tone, at this time, the pity and the pitiful object were turned over, Shuai Lang, who originally had the mentality of trying it out, had nothing to desire, this did not have to be deliberately wronged or flattered, a few words pointed directly to the key point that the eyes had just observed, and a few sentences also stripped the arrogance and self-confidence of the female headhunting to nothing.

The headhuntress took a deep breath and was about to retort something......

"Needless to say, get.out, I'll leave right away...... There is another sentence I think you should listen to, you are full of English death, this is nothing more than you want to show your difference, for fear that others will not know that you have drunk foreign ink, maybe suppress people, that kind of unattainable posture will bring you satisfaction, but people's weakness is here, the more you show something, the more you lack something, the more you flaunt it, the more you reflect your unconfident surname...... Why bother, is it interesting that you have traveled abroad and come back full of inferiority complex, trying to get back your good sense of self from a compatriot like me? Shuai Lang finally squirted out what he was going to express, and now he found out where he was angry, from the moment he entered the door, he was looking at you with a condescending attitude, maybe giving you a chance to test was simply trying to tease you.

It's on fire, the volcano is about to erupt, the headhunts's round face is pale, her pretty eyes are mighty, and her silver teeth are clenched, it is estimated that she was going to shout "get.out", but she was stimulated by Shuai Lang, and these two words didn't spit out.

Shuai Lang will be exhausted by the depression of being tested as mentally retarded, get up proudly, stride confidently, walk to the door in a few steps, and then look back and smile, the headhuntswoman is staring at Shuai Lang, and she is so frightened that her whole body is excited, and her mouth is more nervous than the muzzle of the gun. Shuai Lang smiled, and pointed to the point: "That question has been done by the freshmen of Zhongzhou University, Miss Shi, you still have a flaw, your IQ is too high, and your EQ is too low...... Hey, there's no future. ”

As he spoke, he pushed the door and walked away, the sound of footsteps rattled and the voices of people faded away.

The person left, the glass door was swinging and shaking, only to stand still, and the female huntswoman suddenly wondered for a while: "How does he know that my surname is Shi?" ”

Looking, looking at the table in a panic, the answer is on the table, and his business card is placed at the head of the table just now he was sitting on the left side, and the business card was marked with Shi Yani, the manager of the consulting department.

This head is enough to bluff people, at least he won't lose his position in front of people, but how does he know that I just joined the company? Shi Hunter was a little skeptical, doubtful of everything that had just happened, including the scores of the microcomputer test, including his ability to say things about himself so accurately, high pressure, emotional blankness, lack of self-confidence, and poor economic situation...... Wait, in a panic, I couldn't find any answer that satisfied me, so that the headhunter's heart was empty, and there was no advantage left in IQ. When his eyes fell on those big words again, his attention was suddenly attracted again, yes, he really can't do this mentally handicapped question.

The business card book is flipping through, the mobile phone is being pulled out, and the computer is pulled through the customer information that he handles, looking for people, what are you looking for? Looking for a graduate of Zhongzhou University...... An answer made Shi Yani toss back and forth for a long time, and she really found one, and it was not easy to say it on the phone, so she simply texted an appointment to talk to MSN, and it was easy to wait until the other party's avatar was shining, and Shi Yani clicked on these names and sent them out?

The reply from the other party was quick: a big question mark.

A candidate from Zhongzhou University came to me with such a question, he said that these four names have a unified cultural connotation, what does it mean? …… Shi Yani tapped on the keyboard, begging for a solution.

The other party's reply was slow, and it took a while for a whole paragraph to come back: This is a joke of CUHK boys, you read it like this: poke in the face, pierce the steel plate, try it in the insertion, and teach you to (John's English pronunciation). Of course, there is a connotation of global uniformity in this: fu.ck, he scolds you.

"Snap" Shi Yani closed the laptop heavily, and her stomach was so angry that her blood surged up and she was almost dizzy, only then did she understand that others had left a pit when they left, and she knew that she would definitely jump down to find it uncomfortable.

"Bastard...... bitch......**......" Shi headhunter was a little discolored, stomped his feet, stood up against the table, and vented a few steps back and forth in the room, hating himself for being slow to react and letting people go, or he could directly smash the notebook on his head to relieve the anger in his heart.

The local music sounded, and the angry division headhunter held the mobile phone, thinking that it was the one who had just solved it, but when he was about to pick it up and press it to refuse, he saw that it was the manager's phone, and quickly took a deep breath, stroked his chest and calmed down, and answered: "Hello, Manager Xiao......"

"Little teacher, who called up the IHCE question bank on the intranet just now and printed it? The IP address is shown to be Jinhe District. ”

"It's me......" Shi Yani was immediately startled, and what she was about to say was swallowed back.

"This is the question bank of our internal evaluation of senior talent search consultants, which involves trade secrets, cannot form paper documents, and all used ones need to be destroyed...... You have just joined the company, and your learning spirit is commendable, but you can't violate the company's regulations, you can write me a report on this matter........."

Shi Yani agreed, she was honestly afraid, she made a mistake by buttoning the phone, opened the laptop again, took the answer sheet that Shuai Lang had just done, looked at it, and looked at it again...... A slap on the forehead, wrong, inside. The pants are wrong.,I didn't pay attention to it when I printed.,It's the company's internal headhunter's evaluation questions.,The page that loses the answer is the i.q page.,It's hard to make this person mentally retarded.,The two questions are abstract lines.、Numbers、Graphic combinations.,Just pay attention to this person's weird performance.,I really didn't make such a big low-level mistake.。

I thought about it...... simply opened the IHCE internal page, and put the handsome answer to the page, after losing, the sudden surprise made Shi Yani's hand tremble slightly, and he got up and ran out of the door in a flash, and ran out of the second floor quickly, his footsteps stopped suddenly, the first floor, the first floor of the crowded city, where the crowds were crowded, and the person who only left his name could be found.........