Dressed in a suit and leather shoes, meticulously combed in his hair, with haughty eyes, and well-behaved and polite, Xiao Ben Longyi is very fair, and his height is the tallest of the short, like most Oriental men, even if he looks down on you, it will not prevent him from groveling and flattering you.

This is a very enthusiastic young man, he talks a lot, and he is very familiar, his mouth is like a machine gun, he sits in the car and shoots endlessly, his English is standard and fluent, Chen Fusheng's English level is dwarfed, and he will soon be unable to parry.

Football commentator is a chatter profession, stuffy gourd can't do this business, Xiao Benlong always habitually points fingers when he speaks, his voice fluctuates greatly, it can be described as a tone and frustration, very professional characteristics, he is the first time to come to Zhonghai, he was shocked to see everything, and asked endlessly, like a lonely and unheard of bun.

Chen Fusheng collapsed under the continuous artillery fire, laughing and laughing, but he was secretly scolding in his heart: Ask your sister!

Not again!

Xiao Benlong pointed to a tall building outside the car window and said excitedly: "Wow! How beautiful is that building? Is it a landmark in the neighborhood? ”

Seeing that Chen Fusheng was a little annoyed, Wu Ming turned his head, showed a serious expression, and whispered in English: "That is our secret military base in Huaxia. ”

Ryuichi Komoto asked in surprise, "Really?" ”

"Of course, you have to be careful when you speak here, if you accidentally say the wrong thing, you will ......," Wu Ming said, gesturing with a neck-cutting motion.

As soon as Xiao Benlong believed it, he immediately fell silent, so frightened that he had to clamp his ass when he farted, for fear that the sound would lead to death, and there was a big horn missing, and the car immediately quieted down, Chen Fusheng exhaled and showed a grateful look at Wu Ming.

The good times didn't last long, and after a while, Xiao Benlong's mouth began to move again, Chen Fusheng hurriedly made a fuss, can't he hide if he can't be provoked?

Xiao Benlong stopped talking for a while, and after groaning for a while, he finally couldn't help but ask again: "Are your bodyguards in Huaxia equipped with guns?" ”

Is this kid Tang Seng in Journey to the West? Wu Ming replied helplessly: "The man has a gun, and the woman only has a holster." ”

Xiao Benlong was puzzled: "Why?" ”

Wu Ming didn't say anything, just glanced at his groin with his eyes, Xiao Benlong reacted quite quickly, showed a tacit smile, and said: "Mr. Wu Ming is really humorous, by the way, do your bodyguards in Huaxia have a high salary?" ”

"General!"

"Isn't your kung fu amazing?"

"It's okay!"

"Are there many female bodyguards in your industry?"

"Not a few!"

Wu Ming had a warm smile on his face, and patiently answered all kinds of menacing questions, but he secretly swore in his heart that if this haired Tang Seng dared to ask your mother's surname, he would be strangled to death!

Two hours later, several people arrived at the five-star resort hotel on the seaside of Zhonghai City, where Chen Fusheng's female assistant had already booked a room in advance, and there was no presidential suite here, but the price of booking a sea-view villa was better than that of the presidential suite.

After eating at the seaview villa, Chen Fusheng fled under the pretext of being busy with official business, but left a message for Wu Ming and them to protect Xiao Ben Longyi closely, so that he could not have any accidents.

In addition to being a little noisy, Xiao Ben Longyi is still a good person, his knowledge and cultivation taste are quite high, and it can be seen that he is a well-educated young master, and the most rare thing is that he does not have that kind of domineering shelf.

"What a view!" Xiao Ben Longyi looked at the sea view outside the window and exclaimed.

"I think the view from the beach side would be better!" Wu Ming showed a meaningful smile.

"Why?"

"Because there may be beautiful women in bikinis there!"

The eyes of the three men lit up, and without saying a word, they hurriedly changed into the swimming trunks and slippers prepared by the hotel, and rushed to the beach......

Sure enough, Wu Mingyan said that there are indeed many bikini beauties on the hotel's private beach, but most of them are couples, most of whom are young and old, in this materialistic world, the more fat the man, the more beautiful the women around him, the three of them are not strange, looking for a lonely beauty on the beach.

Women are a very strange species, usually three layers of inner and outer three layers are tightly wrapped, so that men can see a little skirt scenery to die, only wearing underwear on the body does not dare to see people, but when you arrive at the beach, the cloth on the body is less than the other, what is this?

Wu Ming still can't figure it out, what is the difference between bikini and underwear? If you dare to wear so little at the beach, why do you have to wear so much at home? Wu Ming decided to educate Yan Ruyu well after going back, so that she could liberate her body from her clothes.

What disappointed the three glamorous men was that there were no lone beauties near the beach, only some of the lone existences that made men lose fire, they didn't have the courage to get close, what if they were molested? Is it to run away? Or run away?

Blowing the sea breeze and stepping on the fine sand, making people feel relaxed and happy, Zhuge Dachang jumped on a big stone by the sea on a whim, and improvised a poem recitation: "The sea! My mother-in-law ......"

A big wave came, and the soup chicken ......

The corners of Zhuge Dachang's mouth twitched twice, spit out a small conch from his mouth, and scolded: "Stepmother! ”

Wu Ming laughed so much that his stomach twitched, and Xiao Ben Longyi didn't know where the laughter was, but when he saw Zhuge Dachang with a piece of kelp hanging on his head, he looked a little embarrassed, and he couldn't help but cover his mouth and snicker......

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At five o'clock in the afternoon, swallowing the last fragrant crayfish, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang escorted Xiao Benlongyi to the famous football stadium in Zhonghai.

Ryuichi Komoto has changed into the away jersey of the Fish team, and sat in the seat reserved for the on-site commentators, and the camera and other staff who arrived two days earlier are debugging the equipment, because it is not an important event, and there is no gimmick of pre-game interviews.

At a quarter past six, the audience entered the venue one after another, Xiao Ben Longyi was trying the microphone, tinkering with the special laptop computer for commentary, after everything was ready, he put a bandage on his head, looked at Wu Ming, who was standing behind him like a green onion, and said with a bright face: "Mr. Wu Ming, how about we make a bet?" ”

Wu Ming pushed his sunglasses and said coolly: "What are you betting on?" ”

"Of course, it's a bet on which team will win! The loser arranges the show tonight! ”

"I buy the water fish team to win ......"

Zhuge Dachang, who was drinking water, directly squirted out the water when he heard this, poking Wu Ming's backbone and criticizing: "You bastard, shameful traitor......"

"Ahem...... I haven't finished yet, what are you anxious about? Wu Ming touched his nose and changed his English and continued: "I bought the water fish team to win, no, it's over." ”

"That's good! I buy the water fish team to win! Xiao Benlong showed a confident face and continued: "I lose the draw." ”

"Good!"

At 6:50, the football stadium that can accommodate 30,000 people was almost full, such a high attendance rate surprised Wu Ming, and there were fans who came from the country of Japan, there was a Japanese fan group around the comment seat, there were thousands of people, wearing uniform uniforms, with the national flag pattern printed on their faces, and a big drum, which seemed to be very professional.

At this moment, the players from both sides began to enter the field with caddies, and the whole stadium burst into warm applause......

Ryuichi Komoto is already doing a live report: "Good evening, viewers, I am Ryuchi Komoto, the football commentator of Rich TV Station, and I will explain this friendly football match between Shui Yu and Wanhua Club, please take care of it, the game is about to start, the players from both sides have entered, first introduce the starting list of the Shui Fish team......"

Throwing a coin, the first to kick off was the Zhonghai Wanhua team, and the whistle sounded, and the game officially began......

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More than ten minutes have passed, the two teams are still in a stalemate, there are offensive and defensive opponents, there is no too brilliant highlight, the cheers and drums of the Japanese fans are overwhelming, and the commentator Xiao Ben Ryuichi is also roaring hoarsely, as if the game has entered a life-and-death battle.

This kid really has the potential to be a peddler, if he carries a megaphone to the flyover to buy underwear, he can also get rich, right? Wu Ming shook his head and smiled, twisted his head to the big screen on the court, just in time to see a Chinese player shoveling down a Japanese player!

"Good ......" Wu Ming stood up, raised his arms excitedly and shouted: "This kick is good!" ”

Brother, your old heart is in Han, but you are in Cao Ying!

Wu Ming's roar, the surrounding acres and three points immediately fell into a dead silence, people couldn't understand his roar, but just looking at his expression, they knew that it was schadenfreude, and a pair of eyes full of anger stared at Wu Ming......

Zhuge Dachang quietly tugged at the corner of Wu Ming's clothes, and said in a low voice: "Sangui! We're going to be a traitor for the time being, and we're keeping a low profile. ”

Wu Minggan laughed twice and sat down with his head shrunk.

Thirty minutes later, the Fish striker received a wonderful pass from his companion in the small penalty area, and then volleyed vigorously, and the brave Wanhua goalkeeper used the famous stunt 'butter hand', and after touching the ball, he got out of his hand, and the ball went into the net in response, and the score was valid.

"Damn!" Zhuge Dachang stood up and scolded loudly: "Is this bastard a woman touching too much, and her hands are so slippery." ”

The joyful shouts of the Japanese fans pierced through the nine skies, Wu Ming showed a sluggish expression, there was a female fan of the country of Japan in a few positions next to him who actually stripped frantically to celebrate, and the breasts wearing only underwear were really turbulent, wave after wave, wave after wave......

It's an aunt who undresses!

Wu Ming looked sad, you are old and not a beauty, take off your sister, aren't you a harmful needle?

was scored a goal, and the fans of the Chinese side seemed very calm, it can be said that they were insensitive, and there were even aunts playing sweaters.

The game entered the white heat, and the Wanhua team showed the spirit of perseverance and tenacious struggle, running all over the field, as if beating chicken blood, one by one, like a wolf and a tiger.

In the 80th minute, the forward players of the Wanhua team used their housekeeping skills to 'kill and chase the soul', successfully kicked a Japanese defender to the ground, and then ate a red card and was sent off, but the Japanese defender was carried off the field on a stretcher by medical personnel, and it seemed that the injury was not light.

Zhuge Dachang clenched his fists and shouted: "Good! What a fucking kick! ”

Wu Ming squinted at him, and treated him with his words: "Brother Pig, we are temporarily a traitor now, and there are many international friends around us who are watching you grow old!" ”

Zhuge Dachang secretly glanced around, found a lot of fierce eyes, and hurriedly sat down.

Xiao Benlong, who was sitting in the comment seat, took the time to look back at Wu Ming, and secretly made a gesture of victory......

In the eighty-fifth minute, the Wanhua team, which had one less person, was replaced by a tall power striker, and it seemed that he should be about to break the kettle and prepare to give it a go.

The football field is always unpredictable, until the last moment, no one knows the result, just less than a minute on the field of Wanhua striker immediately shot, he shot a long shot from outside the penalty area, the ball accurately hit the buttocks of a Fish defender, the ball changed to a strange goal into the net.

Own goal!

"Good ass!" Wu Ming let out a loud shout and stood up.

"This buttocks have a bright future!" Zhuge Dachang praised.

Inside the stadium, the striker who scored the goal was overjoyed, running all the way to pat his butt to celebrate the goal, and there was a long applause from outside the field......

Soon, the final whistle sounded, and the two sides shook hands one by one, and the fans on both sides were quite satisfied with the result, as long as they didn't lose, they were all happy.

It wasn't until the audience almost quit that Xiao Ben Longyi finished his work, and then walked up to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang with a smile, and said happily: "I lost!" The cost of waiting to play is all mine. ”

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang glanced at each other, smiled, and the fat sheep was sent to the door.