I heard that the two masters had exposed Chen Daxian's little tricks, so I asked them, "Then what should we do?" Ignore him, or ......"

Grandpa put his hands behind his back, raised his head and sighed softly and said: "In the five thousand years of Huaxia, there are really not many people who can adhere to the authentic Taoism and not go into the evil way, old pigtails, you can help him." ”

Dao Ye smiled and said: "This junior surnamed Chen is not a layman, I guess, this kid has already counted us to see Xinyu." In this way, I will make another piece of Xinyu, Xiaoda, when the time comes, if he looks for you, you give him Xinyu, he will naturally know what to do next. ”

I laughed and said: "You people, you know how to engage in these mysterious things, what kind of letter is jade, and Chen Daxian'er is too, don't you leave a QQ and it's over." ”

Dao Ye: "You melon baby, I'll have a QQ, Dao Ye and I'm still WeChat!" ”

As soon as I heard it, I was amused: "Hey, Master Dao, seriously, how many WeChat accounts do you have?" ”

Dao Ye's eyes rolled, and he grinned: "You make a love crazy for Russia, and Russia will tell you." ”

I blackfaced: "It's not good to be crazy, you have to break out of prison if you love crazy......"

Dao Ye was very serious, squinted his eyes and smiled, "Dao Ye will escape from prison." ”

I'll rub it! Dao Ye, you are too powerful.

I had a conversation with Dao Ye about salted eggs.

Grandpa said, "Okay, don't make trouble, you see, you have attracted foreigners." ”

I turned my head to see that the foreign film crew was leading a group of working women from the village to walk outside the village.

Grandpa said, "Old pigtail, I'll leave this matter to you." ”

Dao Ye replied OK.

That's right! I heard it very clearly, yes.

Grandpa said to me at this time: "Xiaoda, you see what the foreigners are doing outside the village, there is everything in this mountain, don't provoke things that shouldn't be messed with." ”

I nodded.

turned around, took Xiao Qi's small hand with a big hand, and the two walked together, happily running towards the foreigner team.

When I got closer, I asked the translator Xiaoge to know that the foreigners were going to Black Rock Beach to wash clothes.

Foreigner!

The long wild is strong and strong.

Especially the white foreign people, they look very energetic, but the smell on their bodies is smoky.

Orientals, men are called male body odor, and women are called body odor.

Westerners, regardless of men and women, are all smelly when they leave me here anyway.

Especially in summer, the weather is hot, and as soon as I make do with them, I follow up the sheepfold, and the smell of sweat and sour smell is gone.

It is not difficult to understand why Western perfumes are more domineering than Eastern perfumes.

There's no way, it's forced, if you don't spray it two or two perfumes when you go out, you're embarrassed to see people.

Foreigners do not wash their clothes in vain, and they also have to take pictures of China's earth-style laundry method by the way.

It's to smash clothes with a stick.

A piece of clothing, smeared with soap made of peasant soap and pig pancreas, soaked in water, put on a stone, and smashed it with a big stick, OK, clean.

Foreigners think it's amazing, so it needs to be made into a film.

Black Rock Beach is about 500 meters away from the village.

The ravine is very deep, and on dry days there is a clear river flowing through it, and if it rains, it will be a raging torrent in the blink of an eye.

The village ladies led the foreigners to the black rocky beach, carefully descended the steep slope to the bottom of the beach, then separated the clothes in the basin and led the foreigners to start washing.

Xiao Qi and I stood on the shore and looked at it for a while, and when we saw that there was no danger, we left the river beach one after another and came to rest in a melon shed 30 meters away from the river beach.

This melon shed is very large, and behind it is a watermelon field covering an area of more than ten acres.

The watermelon here is not for takeaway, it has two uses, one is for people in the village to pick a melon here to quench their thirst, and the other is for the Ji family to use the watermelon here to extract watermelon cream by soil method.

Watermelon cream is a good thing, like some sore throat hoarseness, just a small spoonful, in the mouth, can instantly relieve the symptoms.

Xiao Qi and I came to the melon shed, went around to the melon field behind, picked a big ripe watermelon, moved it out, smashed it with our fists, and the two of them laughed and broke the watermelon, and sat side by side on the wooden chair of the melon shed to eat melons and watch the scenery.

After a while, I was trying to take the opportunity to be hot with Xiao Qi, hot.

The old lady smiled dryly and appeared from the grove next to the melon shed.

This old guy is out of nowhere, a thousand years old.

I converge.

Grandpa smiled and said, "What about eating melons?" ”

I nodded, and I asked my grandfather, "Didn't you let me come here and watch?" What are you here for? ”

Grandpa was meaningful: "It's not a big deal, it's just hanging out." ”

I sighed and was about to continue eating melons. Suddenly, a cool breeze came, and in an instant the wind became stronger and stronger, blowing more and more violently, blowing the blades of grass low, the branches of the trees clicking, and between the mountains and fields, a thick vapor rose from the steep ground.

I put down the watermelon, walked out of the melon shed, and looked up at the sky.

Well, the entire northwest direction is full of black and oppressive dark clouds, which are accompanied by hideous lightning, and bursts of thunder that stir the sky are faintly heard in my ears.

It's going to rain heavily!

Look at the posture, this rain is not small!

The climate in the mountains is like this, and no matter how good the weather forecast is, it is impossible to predict it accurately.

A few minutes ago, the sky may have been clear, and in the blink of an eye, dark clouds were overhead, thunder was running in the sky, and heavy rain was pouring down. But after waiting for half an hour, the black clouds suddenly dissipated, and the sky was as clear and transparent as a blue wash.

I stood out of the melon shed and shouted at the foreigners on the black rock beach: "It's thundering, it's raining heavily, hurry up and put away your clothes!" ”

“%￥#￥%#%……%￥”

The foreigners responded to me in very fast English.

After a while, when the raindrops the size of beans fell, the foreigners, under the leadership of the villagers, ran into the melon shed with a laundry basin and bare feet.

When the last foreign girl, Anna, walked to the melon shed, the sky suddenly flickered, as if a big hole had been cracked, and the pouring rain smashed to the ground with a bang.

The deafening thunder, boom, boom resounded in my ears one after another.

Distorted lightning spread across the sky, casting dark outlines of the mountains.

"Brother, this rain is so shocking, I've never seen it when I've grown so big." Xiao Qi put his arm around me and said with a little fear.

I laughed and said, "That's the case in the mountains, the climate is very domineering, but I guess the rain will stop for a while." ”

Everyone crowded into the melon shed to avoid the rain, and they chatted in groups of three or five when they had nothing to do.

The translator Xiao Gexian was very busy, and from time to time he used English and Chinese to translate back and forth between several mothers-in-law and foreigners.

When I listened to them, it was all my grandfather's story.

And the grandfather himself sat in the corner of the melon shed, staring at the sky with playful and smiling eyes.

What the hell is this old man going to do? Why did he choose to appear at this time?

I secretly warned myself in my heart not to be careless.

The rain was so heavy that it took more than an hour to slowly subside.

Eventually, another half an hour passed, and it stopped completely.

The sky, the originally sealed dark clouds, was blown away by a gust of wind in an instant.

A glimmer of golden sunlight slanted on the towering mountain peaks in the distance.

Above the black rock beach, an incomparably gorgeous rainbow emerged.

So beautiful......

Xiao Qi couldn't help it, standing in front of the melon shed, staring intently.

Everyone just stood in the melon shed, looking at the beauty of nature, and forgot all about it for a while.

I stood there for more than ten minutes.

Anna muttered a word of English loudly in her mouth, hung a DSLR around her neck, and ran straight to the rainbow above the black rock beach.

When I saw this, I was shocked and hurriedly shouted, "Don't go!" Now the river beach is in danger! ”

But I forgot, the girl didn't understand my Chinese.

At this time, the grandfather suddenly stood up and shouted in English in a confident voice.

Anna finally stopped.

I breathed a long sigh of relief......

Everyone rushed out of the melon shed at this time.

And just more than 20 seconds after we walked out of the melon shed, I heard a loud bang in front of me, at the location of the black rock beach.

I took two quick steps to get closer.

Well, it used to be a small river that flowed slowly, but now it has become a raging flood.

The pouring torrents, wrapped in broken dead wood, roared and flowed through the river.

And just where Anna might be standing, a large piece of ground, four or five square meters in size, had completely collapsed and been swept into the raging flood.

When I saw this, I gasped.

If this foreign girl falls inside, even if she is a strong swimmer, she will die, because there are a large number of boulders in the river beach, coupled with the turbulent current, you can instantly roll people into the stones and knock them out, and then ......

Life GAME, thoroughly OVER!

Fortunately, the tragedy didn't happen, the foreign girl had a big life, the grandfather was brave, and at the critical time, he roared back.

I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead.

Turn around and look at the girl.

But it didn't matter if I looked at it, goosebumps all over my body exploded in an instant.

Your sister! What are you holding in your hand?

It turned out that this foreign girl was somehow holding a black bread-like, stone-like thing in her hand. In front of her, she looked curiously, and beside her, there were several foreigners, who also looked at her.

The master was bowing his head and black face, and hurriedly walked towards them.

I ran two quick steps, staring at it nicely.

The translator Xiaoge stood beside Yang Niu'er and said, "Wow, what is this, a stone?" But why does it have eyes? ”

As he spoke, he reached out to touch it.

I yelled, "Don't touch it, it's not a stone, it's a ball snake!" ”

The snake word at the end is very effective.

Xiao Ge withdrew his hand like lightning and screamed.

The foreign girl didn't know the truth, and she also screamed, and when she was done, her hands trembled, and she threw the thing she was holding into the flood with a whoosh.

At this time, I had already walked closer with my grandfather and Xiao Qi.

I asked Xiaoge first, "You didn't touch it." ”

Xiao Ge's face turned pale, and Mu Ran shook his head.

I'll rest assured, I'll ask the girl again.........

Well, I don't think I need to ask, I seem to already know what's going on.

Sure enough, Yang Niu'er was holding the wrist of the other hand tightly with one hand, and her face was as pale as a piece of rice paper.

I feel slightly dizzy......

Why did he let the ball snake bite him?

Grandpa muttered a few words to the foreign girl, and reached out to pick up the palm she was holding.

I probe.

I saw that on the wrist and the base of the palm, two deep holes clearly emerged.

No blood came out.

The flesh is visible deep and reaches the musculature under the wrist.

I organized the simple English I mastered, and I asked the girl, "Does it hurt?" ”

Girl: "It doesn't hurt!" ”

It's miserable...... If it doesn't hurt, it means that this ball snake is the kind of snake with big poison.

I asked again, "Hemp?" ”

Yang Niuer: "It's very numb, and my arms can't move." ”

I nodded and told her in stiff English, "This is just the beginning, and then you're going to lose consciousness all over ......"