When a woman sends you an invitation, eats, goes shopping, watches a movie, buys clothes. %&*";

You must not think that she is hinting at something to you, often many times, the probability is about 80%.

They invite you to dinner, to watch a movie, really just to eat and watch a movie.

If you think too much, you are serious.

You're really out.

Just like me now, a beautiful woman, sent me a request to tie her shoelaces, and out of gratitude, she invited me to a cup of coffee.

Event! It's that simple, beauty, I really didn't think much about it.

As for me, a few months ago, I might have thought too much.

But since the group of demon moths came to the house and got acquainted with Xiao Qi again, I found that I was much calmer.

We walked into the café with a natural look on our faces.

The beautiful woman put down what she was holding, ordered a cup of mocha, and asked for a cup of pure black.

We drank it naturally and seriously.

The beautiful woman's gaze wandered away, lingering at the door of the café.

I asked, "Wait a minute." ”

She smiled, looked at her phone and looked at the time: "Yes, I said okay, but I didn't come for so long, hey, the man who was late was really uncultivated." ”

As soon as I heard the man, I was excited, and I said with a heart that fanned the wind and added fuel and vinegar: "That's right, I agree with you on this, and it's forgivable to say that this woman is late." Man, I really can't forgive, so, he's here in a while, and you have to ask him to settle the coffee money for us. ”

She shook her head and smiled, stirred the coffee with a spoon and said, "What about you?" Also waiting for people. ”

I sighed softly, "yes, I'm waiting for a woman who doesn't hang on time." You women, I'm really convinced. You say, it doesn't matter if she's a beautiful or an ugly girl, it's all late, I don't know, why do you say women have such a sense of time? Oh...... I'm sorry, I didn't say you. You are special, as soon as I look at you, I know that you are a girl who is very punctual and has a unique sense of time. ”

The corners of her mouth raised slightly, and she smiled lightly: "How do you know that I am punctual?" ”

I tilted my head slightly, pretended to think for a while, and said, "You, look, I'll analyze your actions, you walk faster, how fast are you, you don't know if your shoelaces are open." It's different from other girls. Ordinary girls, one by one, can't wait to hang a 360-degree stereoscopic lens in front of their eyes, always pay attention to their own image, for fear that a trace of flaws will be exposed, making people mistakenly think that she is not a beauty. ”

She lowered her head, smiled, raised her face again, reached out and took off her baseball cap, revealing her long, black hair. She casually brushed the ends of her hair with her fingers, and said as if she didn't care, "I'm actually similar to the girl you talked about, and I pay attention to the image." ”

I blacked my face, served my coffee, and looked away.

I rub! I haven't seen such an unethical girl, and it's a waste of this little master's saliva to talk with her.

She stopped talking, just put a sugar cube in the coffee and stirred it lightly with a small spoon.

I glanced at it and bowed again. %&*";

"Put so much sugar? Don't be afraid to be too sweet. ”

She took a cup, took a sip, stretched out her pink tongue, gently sipped off the coffee foam on her lips, slightly exposed two teeth, and said with a light smile: "Sugar can neutralize the caffeine in coffee, if the human body consumes too much caffeine, it is easy to cause insomnia and tachycardia." ”

"Oh, by the way, your black coffee is too stimulating and unsweetened, watch your heart." She pointed to my chest with a spoon.

I blackened my face and said hatefully, "My heart beats slowly, only forty beats a minute." If you don't drink it, it won't jump. ”

She turned her head and reached out to cover her mouth, intentionally or unintentionally.

I could tell she was snickering.

I stepped back, looked down, and glanced at the pot of fire crane (also known as anthurium) on the ground: "Huh, what? Are you learning French Jean? Uncle Renault? Hold a pot of flowers wherever you go? ”

Her eyes lit up: "You also like 'This killer is not too cold'?" ”

I laughed: "Antique film, but very tasteful, I have watched it at least six times." ”

She gave a thumbs up: "Not bad! ”

Me: "And ...... inspiration for your potted flowers?" ”

She smiled and said, "With Jean? It's okay with Renault's movie, I dug this flower with my own hands in the Brazilian rainforest, and ...... in this pot."

She wanted to say something, but she stopped talking, only shook her head and said, "Why hasn't that person come yet." ”

She took out her phone, looked at the time, and seemed to want to dial, but never called.

"Hey! I really obeyed this man, it sounds like that, but it's a taboo to be late. She sighed at the air, her tone both reproachful and helpless.

I joined in the fun: "Don't mention your man, I still want to talk to me about meeting this woman." Helpless, it's all helpless. ”

She glanced at the phone I had in hand, "Why don't you make a call." ”

I laughed, "Why don't you fight?" ”

She was happy: "I want to see how long it will take for him to come over, and by the way, confirm this person's character." ”

I replied: "Blind date?" I haven't heard of a blind date at the airport. ”

She couldn't hold back her laughter: "You are so funny, blind date?" Not to mention, I had one the truth a few days ago, but it was a superb. ”

The beauty is probably idle, so she told me a lot of fun.

said that a few days ago, the family asked her to go on a blind date with a returnee intellectual man. When she arrived at the place, she was normal at first, but then she found that something was wrong, and the man clearly recorded all his consumption, including the money for buying water, in a small notebook.

She asked the man what he was doing.

The man replied: "I'm calculating how much it will cost to go on a date with you to assess the cost of our marriage." ”

She was so happy when she said that.

I didn't laugh at all.

I said, "This man is very good, if I were a woman, I would get married." ”

She took a deep breath, shook her head and said, "Hey, you don't know how serious he was at that time, I ...... I just can't stand it, really. And, most importantly, you know what? We were dating, and he didn't pay a penny, and I was paying for it. ”

I lowered my eyes, swept the coffee off the table, and said, "Are you suggesting that I should buy the coffee order for this table today?" ”

She smiled: "I don't mean that, don't you really want to buy it, I don't object." ”

My reaction to this was not to speak, only to smile.

A girl, if she doesn't object, you pay for her. Then, there will be two possibilities for your position in her mind. One is that she accepts you and has a slight affection. The second is that she treats you as a fool, a wronged leader, and a loser who has money and no land to spend.

My money is all hard-earned money, and I won't just give it to a woman I don't recognize!

Thereupon.

The scene was cold again.

She took her phone and looked for your sister boredly.

Who doesn't have a mobile phone, I have it too, and I'm looking for your sister.

I searched and searched, and suddenly I realized that she was looking at me.

I looked up and made eye contact with her, and she smiled and said, "How can we be so coincidental?" People who all happened to be waiting were late. ”

I put my phone down: "Actually, it's not a coincidence, you have to see what kind of place this is, if we meet people waiting for each other late at the gate of a leisurely community, then it's called a coincidence." ”

She was happy again: "By the way, what do you do?" ”

I replied: "Part-time workers, hard-working workers." What about you? ”

She sighed to herself: "The student party, the hard-working student party who has just graduated and is unemployed." ”

I said, "We can have a pot, I don't know if this sells wine?" ”

She laughed and said: "I haven't heard of anyone who can meet a stranger at the airport, and then have a few words with the other party at the airport." ”

I replied, "We are all young, we have to create some history for future generations to learn from." ”

She let go this time, giggling.

It suddenly occurred to me that the laughter was familiar, but I didn't think about it.

We sat for a while.

Half an hour later, she couldn't sit still, took her mobile phone and looked at it repeatedly, and said in pieces: "Who is this, this is outrageous, I have been at the airport for an hour, and I have missed a flight, is it possible, let me fly at night." ”

I hated: "Yes! You wait for that man, it's too lacking in morality, this kind of person, go aside on a blind date, and go where to find a job! Other cooperation or something, directly with the maid. ”

She replied with a thumbs up, and at the same time didn't forget to say to me, "Your one can't be your girlfriend." ”

I was serious: "Look at my face in a town house, and my hard-working identity, do I look like I have a girlfriend?" My girlfriend, I don't know which master to raise now, it's my turn, maybe it's the year of the monkey. ”

She said: "It's not your girlfriend, and it doesn't seem to be a relative, and I also helped you curse her to death when she came to her aunt." ”

I was happy: "It is said that the most poisonous woman's heart is true." By the way, not only did it hurt her aunt when she came! I want her to never get married! Even if she is not x do not disturb, all the people she attracts are perverted uncles and pure hooligans, and a serious person can't touch them. ”

She leaned forward and leaned back: "You still say that I am poisonous, you are even more poisonous, hahaha." ”

We've found common ground.

Begin to curse the one who is late.

When I heard that she hadn't met the man yet, I came directly: "Don't expect to meet someone when you meet, his face is ten times more than mine, have you seen those blue-faced immortals painted in Tibetan thangka?" Yes, he looks even more shocking than that, and he is even more shocking and crying ghosts and gods. ”

She agreed: "Well, I guess the girl you haven't met is also a big fat girl, Sister Feng was reborn and reborn without salt." ”

I said: "Don't spoil Sister Feng, Sister Renfeng's appearance is compared with her, and she is directly compared to nothing, no salt, not to mention, people are ugly without salt, but people have IQ, high IQ!" Her brain, I guess it was half water and half flour, and when she moved, it was all puree. ”

"Hahahaha!" She pointed at me and said, "It's more enjoyable to chat with you than to listen to Guo Ye's cross talk." ”

I hahaha: "Chatting with you is funnier than watching Aunt Dandan's sketches." ”

We looked at each other and laughed twice.

After finishing the matter, she shook her head and said, "No, I really can't talk anymore, I have to call him, if he really can't come, this flight will have to be canceled." ”

I regret that I haven't had enough of it, but I can't stop them, so I just sigh and sip the coffee root in the cup.

She took her phone, tapped a few words, and listened to them.

A few seconds......

My phone rang suddenly.

I smiled at her: "Look, you call, my phone rings, hey, what a coincidence." ”

I picked up my phone, and I didn't look at the number, so I pressed it directly.

"Hey." I speak.

"Hey, Dr. Ji?"

I was about to answer, but suddenly something didn't feel right, I took the phone away, looked at her sitting across from me, and I fed her.

She looked stunned and fed as well.

We stared at each other for ten seconds.

That's it......

Hahaha!

We both laughed and smoked, and the laughter was a terrible one! More than half of the people in the café are frequently turned back.