Wu Ming's stomach is more sensitive, some things are okay if others eat them, he will have something to do if he eats them, others have something to eat, he has nothing to do if he eats them, house arrest, house arrest, for five days in a row, Wu Ming couldn't help but pull his legs soft, but he finally found the culprit who caused his diarrhea, which was the fish soup he drank in the morning,

Fragrant and fluttering fish soup, drinking 365 cups a year, the stool can go around the earth in a row,

Covering an area of nearly 100 acres, the manor has a lot of bathrooms, but there is only one real toilet, here used to be a shrine, although it has been renovated and expanded, but there is still a temple dedicated to the gods, the temple is not allowed to have dirty things, the toilet can only be built alone in a remote corner, whose legs and feet are not good, it is normal to change a few pairs of pants a day,

Whoever dares to pull it in the wild, if it is caught, it will be unloaded, this is the original rule of Sakuragi Natsu,

There are two squatting positions on both sides of the toilet for men and women, but it is more than enough, the whole villa usually lives thirteen people, and now there are two more, the flushing equipment of the men's toilet is broken, for Wu Ming, who is extremely sensitive to smell, it is a disaster, he has been pooping in the women's toilet for the past two days,

The white clouds are long, the scorching sun is overhead, far away from the hustle and bustle of the mountainous area is as quiet as a haunting, the only sound heard in the ears is the sound of birds and insects, Wu Ming sneakily slipped out of the women's toilet with his stomach covered, a little afraid of being seen, and at the same time there were some gains and losses in his heart, why didn't he bump into Sakuragi Natsuhara to go to the toilet,

There are only three women in the whole villa, and they are all married women, Wu Ming asked for ten or eight beauties, but people refused to give it, his daily pleasure now is to find an opportunity to flirt with Sakuragi Natsuhara, the purpose is to seduce her to commit adultery and murder her husband, of course, so far it has not succeeded,

Ten years to repair the same boat, a hundred years to cultivate an adulterer and a woman, the road to a beautiful adulterous relationship has never been a broad road,

The chef in the villa is a Frenchman, Wu Ming can speak fluent French, and he got acquainted with people in a few days, and there is a lot of gossip, it is said that Sakuragi Natsuhara lived here on the second day of his wedding, and he lived for eight years, and her marriage with Sakuragi Longevity seems to have existed in name only,

Thinking about Sakuragi Natsuhara, Wu Ming just walked to a corner of a tree, and bumped into Sakuragi Natsuhara, both of them were stunned, and their faces immediately showed completely different reactions, one was happy, and the other was as cold as ice,

"Lady Sakuragi, what a coincidence, are you going to poop too."

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I really hate myself for knowing Chinese, a touch of shame appeared in Sakuragi Natsuhara's eyes, he pursed his lips and didn't hum, the man in front of him was too presumptuous, he humiliated himself at every opportunity, he didn't know how to respect women at all, and he always looked for opportunities to get close to himself, and now even the dog in the manor knew that this man had bad intentions towards him,

Sakuragi Natsuhara didn't pay attention to Wu Ming, suppressed his anger and left quickly, the corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked slightly, and he followed unhurriedly with his hands behind his back, staring at Sakuragi Natsuhara's plump buttocks wrapped in tight suit pants with squinted eyes,

After walking for a short distance, Sakuragi Natsuhara couldn't help but turn his head, looked at Wu Ming who was following behind him, and said coldly: "What are you doing with me." ”

"I'm just taking a walk."

Walking to the toilet, Sakuragi Natsuhara turned around again and roared with indignation: "When do you want to follow, do you still want to follow me into the toilet." ”

Wu Ming whispered shyly, "Is it okay?" ”

Sakuragi Natsuhara gritted his teeth and said, "What do you say?" ”

"Ahem...... I have a saying in Huaxia called "Entering the Countryside and Following the Customs......" Wu Ming's face was pale, and he said with a solemn expression: "You have unique kendo, flower arrangement, and tea ceremony, I think there should be a toilet way, Mrs. Sakuragi can let me observe and learn your Oriental toilet etiquette." ”

"Yaga, we don't have any toilets." Sakuragi Natsuhara's fair face flushed, and he scolded coquettishly: "If you dare to follow me again, I will kill you." ”

"Since you don't want to...... forget it" Wu Ming showed a look of regret, paused, and then said: "By the way, don't enter the second room, there is no paper inside." ”

Sakuragi Natsuhara snorted, turned around and walked to the toilet, thinking that something was wrong, then turned his head and asked suspiciously, "How do you know that the toilet paper in the women's toilet is gone." ”

"Uh......" Wu Ming's sweat immediately came down, and said far-fetchedly: "I heard, I just heard about it." ”

As long as you get close to the toilet, people will always subconsciously breathe a sigh of relief, and after the breath that is held disappears, people's sense of urgency will increase, Sakuragi Natsuhara's face is slightly red, and he didn't continue to ask, and hurriedly walked into the toilet,

"Happy toileting, rest assured, I won't peek."

Hearing the sound from Wu Ming outside, Sakuragi Natsuhara in the toilet made a stirring, touched the hand on the waistband of his pants and took it back, there is a saying in Huaxia that there is no silver three hundred taels here, this man is too unreliable, she pricked up her ears and looked around with a cautious face,

There was no movement for a long time, Sakuragi Natsuhara carefully touched his hand to his belt, this man shouldn't be so low-level, he should go,

"Big sister spicy, big sister spicy, big sister big ...... from little ass"

Damn, Sakuragi Natsuhara covered her stomach and rushed out of the toilet in a hurry, but she didn't see Wu Ming's person, she didn't worry about patrolling around before returning to the toilet, who knew that the nightmarish voice sounded again,

"Three shifts in the middle of the night...... Looking forward to cheating ......"

Bastard, Sakuragi Natsuhara, who was trembling with anger, rushed out of the toilet again, still didn't see Wu Ming's person, she returned to the toilet angrily after scolding, and then stuck to the door of the toilet nervously, like a cat ready to pounce out and bite a mouse,

After waiting for ten minutes, Sakuragi Natsuhara, who was ready to go, didn't hear Wu Ming's movement again, her stomach couldn't stand it, she rushed into the toilet as fast as she could, and she couldn't wait like a hungry dog seeing a meat bun.

After solving the physiological needs as quickly as possible, Sakuragi Natsuhara walked out of the toilet angrily and conducted a small-scale carpet search, but Wu Ming was not found.

Full of anger, she swept off a small sapling on the side of the road with a whip leg, stomped her foot angrily, and her eyes burst out with murderous intent, Wu Ming, don't think that I don't dare to kill you,

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Back in the courtyard, I didn't see Zhuge Dachang, people didn't know where to go, Wu Ming was bored and went around, I didn't know what to do, so I had to sit on the stone bench in the courtyard in a daze,

Traffic by walking, communication by roaring, only TV, no computer, there are too few programs for entertainment here, the days of house arrest are really difficult, you can go at any time if you want to go, but the price paid is a bit high, offend an underworld organization with 100,000 people, how to sleep peacefully at night in the future,

"There is no time in the mountains, and a dream has been ...... for a thousand years"

As soon as Wu Ming's voice fell, Zhuge Dachang walked in from outside, with a hint of ridicule, and said, "Are you sick, you kid is still interested in chanting poetry." ”

Wu Ming blinked and said with a grin: "Lewd ...... Teacher, it's too much of a rebellion. ”

"What did you say?"

"Nothing, where have you been?"

"Look." Zhuge Dachang was holding two small machine crossbows in his hands, he handed one to Wu Ming, and said excitedly: "There should be a lot of game here, I borrowed two crossbows from that Frenchman, how about we go hunting." ”

Wu Ming took the crossbow and said angrily: "If we get out of this manor, people will treat us as enemies." ”

"Then don't go out, anyway, this garden is quite big, there should be a lot of birds...... Zhuge Dachang was excited, "Let's go, let's go, I've been staying in the house for the past few days, and I'm about to suffocate to death." ”

The woods in the manor are one after another, there are indeed a lot of birds, and the two men have a superb marksmanship, but the crossbow is not a gun after all, and the birds that fly into the manor are relatively small, and after shooting a steel needle, they still found nothing,

The cicadas in the afternoon were particularly loud, as if they were laughing at them, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang's faces were a little ugly, and it was really embarrassing to go back empty-handed, and they all set their eyes on the chickens raised in the manor......

The kitchen of the manor is an independent courtyard, and the yard is stacked with firewood and coal, and as soon as he enters the courtyard, Zhuge Dachang shouts in broken English in Chinese: "Old ass, come and see what we hit." ”

Out of the room came a fat old man in a crisp chef's suit, with a mustache on his mouth, he was a chef from France, his name was Bigu, he glanced at the unrecognizable prey in Zhuge Dachang's hands, and then sighed in English: "This seems to be the chicken that Xiaolin raised in the manor." ”

Zhuge Dachang flatly denied: "How is it possible, this is the pheasant we caught on the trees in the forest." ”

Bi Gu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Zhu, do you think I won't be able to tell the difference between birds and poultry?" ”

Wu Ming patted Zhuge Dachang on the shoulder and said with a smile: "I said that I can't hide it from him, the fame of a French chef is not blown." ”

Subsequently, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang lit a fire in the yard, and they planned to roast the chicken by themselves, but on a hot day, they were already so hot that their underwear was wet as soon as they finished the fire, and they put the chicken on the fire, and they went into the house to blow the air conditioner.

Not long after they entered, a crockpot filled with oil next to the fire suddenly cracked, and the oil slowly flowed to the nearby pyre......

By the time Wu Ming and others found out about the fire, the fire was too big to be extinguished, but when one side was in trouble, all sides supported, and the water and fire were ruthless and the people were merciless.

The fire area is not large, but a full two tons of dry firewood for the heat supply were burned, because he personally participated in the firefighting, Sakuragi Natsuhara at this time was discouraged, and the fire outside was extinguished, but the fire in her heart was booming,

The two bastards, seeing that the fire could not be saved, they still had the heart to say cool words, saying that the wildfire could not be burned, and the spring breeze blew and reborn, which was a good omen, indicating that it was prosperous......

If no one extinguishes the fire in Sakuragi Natsuhara's heart, then it will be difficult for the earthlings to stop the urge to kill in her heart.