Twenty-three The most rampant thief in history
"How about the two of us who steal more from whom? ," Yan Shaoyang proposed,
"Okay, I'll let you see my stealing skills today, and let you know what it means to have a sky outside the sky and someone outside the world," Long Hair said with a smile.
"Since you are the head of this place, then you should come first," Yan Shaoyang admitted,
"Don't say I'm bullying you, you come first, I don't fight with nobodies, boy, say it, on that road, don't talk in the future, I'll bully the big and the small" Long hair let Yan Shaoyang come first, if you spread the word that you will shoot at a junior first, you have to back the jokes of your peers,
"My name is Yan Shaoyang, and I'm mixing near the University of Chinese Medicine, can I start?" Yan Shaoyang is mixed in the University of Chinese Medicine, and the neighborhood is the same.
"Don't talk about it, why don't you let me come, I still have some skills." Li Lanlan proposed.
"Lan Lan, I have taught you all your skills, forget it, don't be ashamed" A woman next to her smiled.
"Don't worry, my skills are also good" Yan Shaoyang said to Li Lanlan with a smile,
"Then you be careful" Li Lanlan was still not very sure about Yan Shaoyang,
"Well, don't worry," Yan Shaoyang said and walked to Changmao's side and looked at Changmao's pocket,
"Can I start?"
"Anytime, come on, you guys stand back," Longfur said to his younger brothers
A few people stepped back, leaving a large enough space for Yan Shaoyang and Long Hair. With wide eyes, he looked at how Yan Shaoyang was going to steal the boss's things,
Longhair spread his hands, smiled silently, and meant to let the horse come,
Yan Shaoyang slowly walked behind Changmao, pretending to look at Changmao, thinking about where to start. Unconsciously, there was an extra silver needle in his hand, and he walked behind Changmao, blocking the sight of the people behind him, and quickly pierced a needle in the back of Changmao.
Then a scene of the most rampant thief in history is staged.
I saw Yan Shaoyang walk in front of Changmao, slowly, and in any case where he could see clearly as long as his eyes were normal, he slowly reached out from Changmao's pocket, and took out his wallet, mobile phone, keys, cigarettes and lighters, and a sleeve. After finding that there was nothing to take, he began to prepare to untie the belt of the long hair.
"Boss, what are you doing? He's stealing your walletγγγ he's not taking your wallet. "The little brothers were crazy, thinking that they would see a grand stealing competition, but who knows, the other party will go to take it so openly, it's too rampant,. This is the ancestor of our thief world,
Li Lanlan snickered there, and now she understands why Yan Shaoyang is so sure, this is exactly the same as what she did to herself in the car just now, no wonder her hair doesn't move,
"What have you done to me? Brother, stop," Chang Mao exclaimed, his pants were about to be untied, and if he didn't stop, he would lose a lot of money today.
"I haven't finished stealing it yet, I'm going to steal your clothes too" Yan Shaoyang didn't mean to stop,
"Brother, I'll throw in the towel, okay? Li Lanlan will have nothing to do with us in the future," Changmao admitted,
"Do you really throw in the towel? It's voluntary, I didn't force you. Don't be reluctant, don't wronged yourself," Yan Shaoyang stopped and said,
"I'm convinced of losing, not reluctant, not aggrieved," Long Hair said flatteringly, and if he doesn't stop, he will become red. The naked lamb is gone, can you not be wronged?
Yan Shaoyang saw that the goal had been achieved, put the money in his wallet into his pocket, and returned the rest of the things to Changmao,
said, "Remember what you said, or it will be your life that you steal next time"
"Yes, big brother, I remember," Longhair hurriedly agreed. It's not impossible,
Yan Shaoyang walked to Li Lanlan's side, Li Lanlan saw Yan Shaoyang's expression, and hurriedly put Yan Shaoyang's arm on it, but this time she was happy to hold it,
"Lan Lan, let's go, there's something else to do" Yan Shaoyang said,
"Yes." Li Lanlan is like a little woman at this time,
"Hey, big brother, what about my body?" Seeing that Yan Shaoyang was leaving, Long Hair hurriedly said,
"Just stand for ten more minutes," Yan Shao raised his head and said without replying,
"Boss, what's wrong with you, you're doing performance art," one of the younger brothers said thoughtfully.
"Okay, old mother. Lao Tzu kicked down the iron plate today, master," Long Mao exclaimed,
The two of them walked down the street, and they really looked like a couple. The two talked and laughed, which was very sweet.
"You have a lot of ghost ideas, but Long Hair is the master who has never suffered." Li Lanlan said,
"He just didn't meet anyone who could make him suffer, there is a heaven outside the sky," Yan Shaoyang sighed.
"Take the money, your family is not rich, leave it to Xiaohu to buy some things," Yan Shaoyang said and handed the money he took back from Changmao to Li Lanlan,
Li Lanlan wanted to refuse but was pushed back by Yan Shaoyang with a word,
"If you don't take it, we'll do what we did to you in the car again" Yan Shaoyang saw that Li Lanlan wanted to refuse, and threatened,
Li Lanlan saw that there were people all around, how could she dare to refuse, it was okay in the car, there was a seat to cover, on this road, in broad daylight, you can no longer be a couple, you can't be so rampant, right?!?
Li Lanlan remembered what happened to Yan Shaoyang in the car, her face turned red again, and she was in a trance, and she didn't even know that Yan Shaoyang leaned his hand into her arms.
After she reacted, she groaned softly, but instead of letting go of her hand, she didn't hold her hand tighter, Yan Shaoyang didn't expect it to be like this, the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, and the two walked into a relatively large Chinese medicine store.
"Doctor, please give me three medicines according to this prescription," Yan Shaoyang walked into the pharmacy. He handed the prescription to the doctor inside.
The doctor inside took the prescription and didn't dare to grab the medicine immediately, and said, "This gentleman, you wait", and walked to the back hall, and within two minutes, the doctor and an old man came over. The old man looked at Yan Shaoyang and said.
"Young man, are you going to grab the medicine?/",
"Well, yes, is there anything wrong with the old man?" Yan Shaoyang asked
"No problem, no problem, it's just that the old man looked at the prescription on Chuanxiong, long pepper, Bupleurum, Angelica angelica, turtle insect, Gekudzu, Genqiang, live vine, vitex, incense, all scorpions. It should be treatment
Vascular headache, nerve headache, trauma headache.
But why is there a root in it, the old man didn't understand it for a while, so he took the liberty of asking, and asked Xiaoyou to explain, if it's inconvenient, "After all, people now hide the technology in their hands as a treasure, and no one dares to teach people easily."
"What's so difficult about this, to say that it is usually for the treatment of vascular headaches, nerve headaches, and trauma headaches. That's probably not the need for the medicine of Jia Genqiang. However, because the patient is a child, the drug is too strong, although it can be treated, it still hurts the nerves, but it is relatively mild, and the Qiang taste is slightly bitter. In this prescription, the medicinal power of vitex and incense is diluted, so that patients will not have side effects after taking it. "Words are less and eloquent.
"The old man is really taught today, and the old man has a reluctant invitation. Can Xiaoyou sell this recipe to the old man, Xiaoyou can make a price casually, I don't know what Xiaoyou wants? βγγ After the old man heard Shaoyang's explanation, he suddenly realized. Then he said. Looking at Yan Shaoyang with a smile.