The appearance of a sex scandal on the aircraft carrier of the Eastern Dragon immediately attracted the attention of the whole world.

The sound of invective and rebuke resounded throughout the earth. Dongfang Long instantly became the focus of the world, and even the male * actor who made the film in that island country also erected a third leg to pay tribute to the Dongfang Dragon officer.

These officers are so awesome that they have taken advantage of their positions to sneak hundreds of female soldiers who are like flowers and jade. This kind of courage is really shocking, and it makes the world pay attention and scold.

The movement of the outside world did not enter the land of the Eastern Dragon at all.

Dongfang Long's Press Censorship Office issued a strict order as soon as the news appeared. No one can report on this matter, and whoever dares to spread it is spreading rumors and going against the law of the land, and should be severely punished by the law.

The news is still singing praises of virtue and praising the leader for thwarting the head of state of a foreign country by clinging to his momentum. But on the Internet, the whole fryer is gone.

Netizens who were idle and had pain in the egg began to climb over the wall, searching for information about all the female soldiers on the aircraft carrier.

As soon as these materials were released, the cyber police directly attacked.

All of this information is apocryphal and false. These netizens are all cents party, and their purpose is to undermine social stability.

A wind of punishment against rumor-mongering has spread on the Internet and television.

Group after group of netizens were checked for water meters, sent couriers, completely faded out of everyone's sight, and enjoyed a beautiful, free, and democratic new life in the small black house.

In this lively, almost crazy atmosphere, Li Zhi called US President Obama: "Dude, are you busy, I'm idle, I want to visit the United States." ”

Hearing that Li Zhi was coming, Oba Niu was a little reluctant.

Now that the U.S. government is shut down, it's not the right time for you.

The boss in his heart was reluctant, and Obaniu politely refused: "Your Excellency, our U.S. government officials are very busy, I'm afraid we don't have time to receive you." Why don't you wait two days and come back when we're settled? ”

Li Zhi saw that Oba Niu was unwilling, and said a little angrily: "Brother Niu, if you do this, it will not be authentic." I'm not having a good time now, and I'm afraid I won't have that opportunity in the future. ”

Seeing that Li Zhi's tone was a little unkind, Oba Niu said in embarrassment: "Your Excellency, you should also know the current situation in the United States, right?" I'm in a hurry right now, and I really don't have time to deal with other things. ”

"Oh, that's right."

Li Zhi thought about the report on TV, and said disapprenously: "Dude, have you forgotten what I am doing?" I know you're thin-skinned and can't wipe your face. Leave the offending to me. Isn't it just that the two parties can't get along, this is a lack of external forces. ”

"I've worked hard for them in the past, maybe once they make peace, the two of them will be the same."

Oba Niu thought about this, and asked uncertainly, "Brother Sect Venerable, do you really have a way?" ”

"Who I am, you have to figure it out first." Li Zhi reminded.

"Okay, come on, I'll get the reception ready at once. Brother Jiaozun, it seems that Dongfang Long's chairman* seat is coming, what do you say? Oba replied happily, and then asked for help.

"You can do it." Li Zhi replied indifferently and reminded: "You must send me an invitation letter so that the whole world knows." Otherwise, I won't help you in this dead end. ”

"Brother Sect Honor, you really want to save face. Okay, it's a trivial matter, I'll have a press conference right away. ”

After Obama replied to Li Zhi, he immediately asked the president's office to prepare for the press conference.

At the press conference, Obama impassionedly said: "The U.S. government is in crisis, and there is a huge bipartisan divide. At this juncture, I contacted the rising star, His Excellency the Professor, of Somalia, to come to the United States for talks. ”

"His Excellency has made it clear that he will mediate between the two parties and try his best to persuade them to reach a consensus. I would like to express my personal gratitude to His Excellency for his zeal. ”

After Obama's speech, Li Zhi delivered an important speech in Somalia: "At a time when there is a crisis in the United States, as a respected religion beloved by the people, I have the obligation to maintain world peace, stability and prosperity. So, I agreed to President Obama's invitation to go to the United States for talks at a later date. ”

"I hope that the two parties in the United States will give me a thin face and try to resolve this crisis as much as possible. See you in the United States for specific results! ”

On April 20, 20XX, the Somali Sect led a group of officials to Washington D.C. Airport for a week-long visit to the United States. The topics of this visit will be on both sides of the United States and the future development of Somalia.

At the airport, His Excellency delivered an enthusiastic speech: "Hello friends, it is an honor to be invited by His Excellency the President to visit the United States. During this visit, I will do my utmost to reach a bipartisan reconciliation and sign a joint declaration of good-neighborliness, friendship, and cooperation between the two countries for generations to come. ”

After speaking, accompanied by US President Obaniu, he boarded a special car and rushed to the White House.

On his way to the White House, His Excellency was warmly welcomed by the American people.

His Excellency stepped out of the special car and waved to the people to salute the people, and the atmosphere at the scene reached a boiling level for a while.

After arriving at the White House, the group attended a sumptuous luncheon prepared by Mr. and Mrs. Obama.

At the luncheon, Li Zhi made a more important speech. It's short, but it's horrifying: "I'm sorry to tell you that there's going to be an earthquake in New York City in the next 48 hours. The depth of the epicenter was 9 kilometers, and the magnitude was 8.9. ”

As soon as Li Zhi said this, the entire luncheon scene suddenly became dead silent.

Li Zhi looked at everyone's sluggish expressions, smiled at Oba Niu, and immediately left in a hurry with his Somali entourage.

To believe, or not to believe? A big choice was in front of Oba.

Oba didn't dare to make a decision, and he didn't know how to make a decision.

In the car, Li Zhi's entourage asked, "Your Excellency, is there really an earthquake in New York?" ”

Li Zhi laughed and said, "I said there is, I said there is, I said no, there is none." Even if it wasn't, I'd let it have. ”

"Is there any?" The attendant who was dizzy hurriedly asked.

"Really!" Li Zhi replied with great certainty.

"Then why are we here?" The attendant asked in a panic.

"If you don't come, how do I know?" Li Zhi replied.

"And how do you know?" The attendant is very humble and motivated.

Li Zhi smiled mysteriously and ignored him no longer.

Oba can't make up his mind, but the members of the Legislature are. Within half an hour, the suspended U.S. government was up and running again. In the face of a major national disaster, the two political parties no longer dare to talk about it. They have only one issue, whether they believe what the sect venerable said, should they organize the citizens to start evacuating?

When asked about this, Oba bull slumped his face. He looked at the parliamentarians and speakers bitterly, shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Lao Tzu doesn't know either. ”

"Hurry up and ask Your Excellency!!"

Finding Li Zhi to determine the authenticity of the news has become the call of all parliamentarians. This matter must not be delayed, and it is urgent.

Li Zhi received the call and simply vetoed: "I'm sorry, you are about to be razed to the ground, I'm cowardly, just go over, you wait for death slowly." ”

Receiving such an unceremonious reply, all the parliamentarians wilted. What's going on here, Your Excellency President, go and ask! Oba was pushed to the forefront.

Oba Bull got out of the council and got into a special car, but he couldn't move an inch.

The whole of New York City has been bombed, and the people who got the news have begun to flee the Great Desert. All the streets are blocked, and there is no way for vehicles to pass.

Oba Niu was on fire and called the Security Bureau: "Confirm the location of the sect leader for me, prepare a helicopter for me, and I want to meet him face to face." ”

When Oba saw Li Zhi, he happened to see Li Zhi lying on the lawn resting. It's very empty, and this place is definitely a good place to escape.

"Brother Sect Honor, you have to explain this to me clearly. Is there an earthquake? Oba asked with a bitter face.

Li Zhi nodded heavily and said, "It's like a fake." ”

"Huh?!" As soon as he heard the news, Oba Niu immediately cried and said aggrievedly, "Why am I so unlucky? Brother Sect Honor, you can think about it for me. ”

Li Zhi pouted, and said helplessly: "I don't have such great magical powers, otherwise I will definitely resolve it for you." You'd better hurry back now and agree on the best evacuation route for the Coalition Councillors. ”

"Okay then." Oba Niu said helplessly.

Li Zhi saw that he was leaving, and reminded: "Brother Niu, this matter is a good time." You'd better get the two parties to agree on a reconciliation plan first, and then discuss an evacuation plan. ”

"Makes sense." Oba nodded and walked away.

came to the United States and encountered a major earthquake, Li Zhi felt very uncomfortable. But there must be great business opportunities in the face of great difficulties. Li Zhi turned his mind and called Somali President Limberley: "You immediately start preparing for me to receive them, and all the asylum seekers in the United States in the past will give me a good reception." ”

Limberley hurriedly agreed.

When Obama returned to the Legislature, he immediately used strong tactics to force reconciliation between the two parties. Then, the group discussed a specific evacuation plan.

Where are so many people going in New York? How widespread will this earthquake be?

There is no way to know the extent of the earthquake, so it is naturally impossible to determine the final destination of the evacuees. Oba and the members of Congress had to take the safest approach and evacuate as far away as possible.

On television, radio, and the Internet, an official announcement from the government immediately appeared: "His Excellency has confirmed that there will be a magnitude 9 earthquake in New York City in the next 47 hours, and I hope that all people will get out of their homes and go to an open area or leave New York City as soon as possible." ”

As soon as the government's announcement was issued, the whole of New York City was completely thrown into chaos.

Some people fled in panic, while others questioned. That god stick just came to New York, how did he know that there was going to be an earthquake in New York, isn't this pure nonsense? It is irresponsible for all taxpayers that the government blindly believes the words of that god.

In the midst of the condemnation, the people who passed by abandoned their homes and honestly embarked on the road of survival.

The deity is in New York, and the deity says there is an earthquake in New York. Two pieces of news spread throughout the world in an instant. Are the words of the Sect Honorable Ones feasible? Will there really be an earthquake?

How did he judge it, and what basis did he have?