There are several types of emperors in history, the first type is the Ming monarch, who is politically vertical and horizontal, and he also works hard personally, you can say that they are cunning and cunning, but they are very good in terms of the emperor's own work, Li Shimin and Kangxi are counted as this category; The second type is the barren and unscrupulous type, it is easy to catch such an errand, I can be a scourge, how happy how to come, there are many typical examples of this category, from King Zhou You to Emperor Yang of Sui; The third type is the talentless and hard-working type, who is conscientious and conscientious during his tenure, but he has no choice but to be the emperor, and finally dies and loses his family, typical of Chongzhen; The fourth category is very interesting, they are between mediocrity and hardship, they generally have a high talent in a certain aspect, but they are not good at governing the country and are too lazy to govern the country well, some of these emperors will do carpenter work, some will recite poems and some will paint, because of their own reasons, the country was defeated by them, this is the so-called tragedy of fate, if they are not emperors, they may contribute more to society, Chen Houzhu and Song Huizong are in this category.

And Emperor Chen Houzhu and Song Huizong, who have a high artistic talent, are still very sentimental at the beginning of the defeat, and when they are weak to return to heaven, they will have a very strong sense of guilt and emotion, which can bring inspiration to the sublimation of their art, and can also force them to do something for themselves in the end...

For example, Song Huizong began to actively seek peace during this period, and his temper became much better.

The eunuch ran in and walked out with an embarrassed face after a while, and said hesitantly: "Corporal Lixian of the emperor, I have come to invite you two in person." Behind him, a melancholy middle-aged man came out with a sigh, glanced at us, stood sideways and waved his arm to the hall and said, "Please, two." ”

This should be unprecedented in his emperor career, I was afraid that Liu Dongyang would have to inch in, so I hurriedly pulled him into the main hall of the Taishou Mansion with Song Huizong to deal with official business.

After entering the hall, Song Huizong waved his hand to let the attendants retreat, and some of the red tape for others to show was also avoided, and Liu Dongyang sat down in the chair with a big slump. Silent. I took this opportunity to take a good look at Song Huizong, and found that this old boy was still quite handsome, with white skin and a slight beard on his lips, wearing a soft hat that the emperor wore in his daily life, and his temperament was elegant with three points of melancholy, he saw that Liu Dongyang was not very friendly, so he smiled at me and waved his hand to let me sit down. asked, "Is this General Xiao?" ”

I scratched my head and said, "Hey, hey, it's easy to say, it's easy to say." "I don't know why I'm a little bit upset about this poor worm, there is no contradiction between us, I still came to slander others, although I keep saying that it is for his good, but Song Huizong has not gained any benefits in this matter. When Master Li rescued him, there was basically nothing wrong with him. According to the axis of the human realm, he must also abdicate...

Song Huizong said: "General Xiao, I heard that you brought the army of tigers and wolves to claim to be 8 million, and you have besieged the four princes of the Jin Kingdom, Wanyan Wushu, outside Taiyuan Mansion for several days, but I don't know what the general wants, do you want to help me rejuvenate the rivers and mountains of the Great Song Dynasty or do you have a tiger to look at the Central Plains, and sweep away my Song Jinhao and establish himself as the king in one fell swoop?" ”

This is to ask me if I want to help him or if I want to eat black, and without waiting for me to answer, Song Huizong suddenly said with a strange expression: "As far as I know, the general is the one hundred and ninth ranked righteous man on Shuibo Liang Mountain. I have heard of the name of Liangshan for a long time, but I can't figure out how you gathered millions of people - although the general's claim of 8 million is an exaggeration, according to the report of the detective horse, 3 million is probably still available. "It seems that he doesn't have all dry food under his hands.

Song Huizong's brows furrowed. Said slowly: "What makes me most curious is that. Although the people of my Great Song Dynasty have migrated and migrated, the total number of people is not small. So where did the general's men come from? Let's put it bluntly, this matter is unbelievable, and it is even more difficult for me to sleep and eat than the previous 800,000 Jin soldiers who went north to the Central Plains. "Hey, there's another one that's troubled by math, but he's worse than me, and I'm having a headache when I multiply more than two digits, and he's just simple addition and subtraction! It seems that artists can't do math...

I patted my leg lightly and said, "How can I tell you, anyway, I can't hide this matter from you in the end, only 250,000 of these 3 million people are your local people-"

Song Huizong shook his head and said: "That's not right, Dali in the south, Western Xia and Tubo in the west will be difficult to gather even if they send troops from the country, not to mention that most of the people and horses led by the general are soldiers from the Central Plains." ”

I said, "What are you anxious about, listen to me after I finish speaking, before your Zhao family becomes the emperor, you should always know that there are other emperors in this mountain and river, right?" ”

Song Huizong arched his hand upwards and said: "My Emperor Taizu is hanging upside down to relieve the people, and Chen Qiaoyi is reluctant to add a yellow robe to him, which is from the world of the Later Zhou Chai clan - but is there a relationship between the two?" ”

I pouted, "Further on?" ”

"Further on..."

"Say a big country!"

Song Huizong said: "That is the Tang Dynasty established by Li Yuan and Li Shimin's father and son." ”

I nodded and said: "Well, it has something to do with this, and then I'm afraid that you will be tired of telling you directly, in addition to the 600,000 elite soldiers of the Tang Dynasty, our coalition army also has 250,000 Qin soldiers under the command of Qin Shi Huang and 300,000 Chu troops under Xiang Yu, as for the Mongols and the Ming army, you can't tell you for a while, you just need to know that our people are gathered from various dynasties." ”

Song Huizong did the math and said, "So you are the Eight-Nation Alliance? "He counted Fang La and Liang Shan as two forces.

I jumped to my feet and said, "Can you give me a better name, isn't it good to call it the Multinational Force?" ”

Song Huizong was speechless, and muttered after a long time: "How is this possible..."

Liu Dongyang slapped the table and stood up, and said angrily: "How is it impossible, what are you doing to eat, and you have to have your ancestors to solve your worries and problems for you, you unscrupulous faint king!" ”

Song Huizong said: "This is..."

I said, "This is the general under your ancestor Zhao Kuangyin, and there are 600,000 people in our coalition army sent by his old man." ”

Song Huizong was stunned for a long time, and suddenly changed color and said: "You dare to talk nonsense and insult my ancestors!" "After all, this kind of thing is not immediately acceptable, so when we mention Zhao Kuangyin and Song Huizong, they are wilted rabbits and become powerful.

Liu Dongyang handed the roll of paper that he had been holding in his hand and said, "Look for yourself!" ”

Song Huizong hesitated for a moment before grabbing it, tore off the seal and unfolded the note to look at it, his face suddenly changed greatly, and his hands trembled, and when he saw the end, the whole person trembled like a pendulum, and kept muttering like a nervous disorder: "How is this good." I'm so ashamed..."

I couldn't help but lean over to see what was written on it. Song Huizong closed the note as if he was electrocuted, glared at me angrily, and I walked aside like no one else, and said, "You believe it?" "I secretly tried to read minds, but I didn't read anything.

Song Huizong's face was like ashes, and he sighed: "I am really an unworthy descendant!" ”

I said, "If you believe it, let's get down to business." ”

Song Huizong controlled his emotions and gave me a deep salute and said, "General Xiao will help me fight against Jin." It is the benefactor of my Great Song Dynasty, and I also ask Zhao Ji to worship. ”

I jumped away from the distance and said, "Don't mess around, who wants to help you - does my daughter-in-law know it?" If it weren't for this, I wouldn't have been happy to come even if your ancestors and I were buddies. "Take advantage of him first.

Song Huizong opened his eyebrows and smiled: "It turns out that Mrs. Xiao was also unfortunately captured by the Wanyan Wushu. ”

I glared and said, "Why are you happy that my daughter-in-law has been arrested?" Song Huizong hurriedly adjusted his regretful appearance and said: "Don't dare, don't dare, since this is the case, General Xiao doesn't have to be polite, and he is willing to help the general break the gold with the strength of the country and welcome back his wife." ”

I smiled and said, "Hmm." That's what I'm looking for. My 3,000,000,000 people are waiting to eat, and you have enough food and grass. ”

Song Huizong swore and said: "It's just a trivial matter, and you should be responsible." ”

I asked, "How much can you do?" ”

Song Huizong thought about it for a while and said: "It's been too long to say it, and it's not a problem for one season." ”

That's three months, which is probably the limit of what he can bear, and he finally got the truth out.

I smiled and said, "Then it's decided, but I also know what you're thinking, in addition to my daughter-in-law, that golden vulture also caught a little girl named Master Li." You're thinking about getting her back, aren't you? ”

Song Huizong was stunned for a moment, and then said embarrassedly: "Hehehe, General Xiao knows everything?" ”

I sank my face and said, "Then I'll say the ugly things in front, this chick is calculating." ”

"Why is that, is the general to her..."

I hurriedly waved my hand: "It's not me." Don't talk nonsense. Let my daughter-in-law hear that? ”

Song Huizong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good." ”

"It's not me, but it's a brother. Don't be psychologically unbalanced, that kid is more handsome than you, he used to be not as rich as you, but you are about to go bankrupt, then you can't compare, the most important thing is that the teacher and him have already hooked up, you don't want to be green in the crown, right? ”

After Song Huizong reacted to what I meant, he was silent for a long time, and then said with a long sigh: "That's the case, it's just that, after the general breaks the gold, let them go, as the emperor, I can finally benefit the people in the world and save the people from misery." ”

My heart is also cold, what he said is good, what is for the benefit of the common people, in fact, he still pays more attention to his throne, Master Li is just one of the many women around him, it seems that his friendship with her is just like that, although they are all happy, but I am still not worth it for Master Li.

I said coldly: "There is one more thing I have to tell you ahead, we are not breaking gold, we will leave as soon as people are rescued." ”

"That..."

"That is to say, your position as emperor has to be relinquished, and you have to go to the Five Kingdoms City with Jin Wushu, by the way, and your son."

Song Huizong's face became more and more ugly, and he finally flicked his sleeves and said, "It's nonsense, if that's the case, why should I help you?" ”

I said-for-tat: "Because our 8 million heroes are stationed outside Taiyuan Mansion, it is easy to take away your mountains and rivers!" ”

Song Huizong said: "Aren't you afraid that I will join forces with Wanyan Wushu to deal with you?" ”

Liu Dongyang shouted: "You dare! ”

I smiled slightly, stopped Liu Dongyang and said: "To be honest, I'm really not afraid, not to mention that our 3 million men and horses are rich and surplus to deal with you, since I can borrow troops from Qin, Chu and Tang Dynasty, I can also borrow from the Three Kingdoms and the Two Jin and Northern and Southern Dynasties, after you, there are also Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, and then it will not be the claimed 8 million!" ”

Song Huizong said angrily: "I really didn't expect that there would be such a despicable person as you in this world!" ”

I happily said, "That's because you lack a pair of eyes that are good at discovering, and there are many people like this around you." ”

Song Huizong's face was full of frustration, and he said, "Then what benefits do you think I can get?" ”

I said, "You can't be an emperor anymore." But I can guarantee that your people will not be destroyed. In this way, your sins will be lighter, and your ancestors will not whip you when they see you! I continued, "Also, according to the previous development, after you and your son were captured in the Five Kingdoms City, they also got two titles, one is faint and the other is faint, and the life is worse than that of prisoners of war. If you cooperate with me, I can apply for political asylum for the two of you, and send you to a beautiful place, as far as I know, your paintings are very valuable in the future generations, and it is not difficult to live a life of eating and waiting for death. ”

Song Huizong said sadly: "My Great Song Shanhe is really hopeless? ”

I comforted him and said, "If you want to open it, when your ancestors robbed other people's mountains and rivers, who did the family surnamed Chai Di cry with?" Anyway, no matter how young it is, it will be a family after many years. The fact that the common people do not suffer is the most important thing. ”

Song Huizong was crying: "Okay. I'll send you food and grass at night, don't leave me alone! ”

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Lao Zhao, you were born at the wrong time, you want to be born in a good era to be a professor in the Academy of Fine Arts or something, some beautiful girls are nude models for you, and you can draw until you have kidney loss by changing your paintings every day!" ”

After the matter was negotiated, Liu Dongyang and I got up and walked out, I looked at the note that was tightly held by Song Huizong, I couldn't help it, and said, "What is written on it, can I take a look?" "Anyone has to be curious. A mere note can make people gullible to believe things that may not be able to be explained in a day and a night, what level of secret does this have to be? Is it a family history? The Zhao family all have six fingers on their feet, hemorrhoids on their buttocks, psoriasis on their hands, and color blindness in their eyes?

Song Huizong saw that my eyes were burning, and he was afraid that he would offend me by refusing directly, so he pinched the note in his hand and pinched the top one and gave me the rest. But there's no such thing as a secret. The first half was some common words that Zhao Kuangyin chatted with Song Huizong, and in the middle of the conversation, he scolded Song Huizong harshly. In the end, he encouraged Xiao Ji not to give up on himself in the tone of an elder, and to be a useful person to the society no matter where he is.

The most critical place seems to be the paragraph that was pinched off by Song Huizong, so what can be written in a small place?

With a lot of questions, we left Taiyuan City and returned to the base camp of the coalition forces.

It was night, a cart of grain and grass from Taiyuan City into the coalition camp, the army of the Northern Song Dynasty has been defeated, they originally planned to fight with the Jin soldiers here, so the hoarding is very thick, at the same time, Wang Yin and Fang Zhenjiang transportation work is also very smooth, the coalition army supplies are unprecedentedly rich, at half past 10 o'clock in the evening, we began to distribute items uniformly, regardless of whether there is surplus food in the hands of each army, all are evenly divided according to the head, the coalition soldiers in addition to getting two days of rations, each person also received 5 bags of instant noodles, two bags of bread, A listen to luncheon meat and a canned sardines, in addition to 250 milliliters of milk and three cylinders of mineral water - these bottles were properly preserved by them for future marches to be used again, Wang Yin's inconsistency was once again reflected, he insisted on using the excuse of buying a lot of money to get half a car of chewing gum from other manufacturers...

Our local coalition soldiers chewed gum, cooked instant noodles in a lunch meat tin box, and talked about women with their companions in that rough and nonchalant tone, Taiyuan City, Song Huizong looked at the coalition position accompanied by his attendants, only to see the sparks stretching thousands of miles away, and the eunuch beside him was frightened: "Your Majesty, the slave has seen the earthly people in his life, and the total number of people is not so much." ”

Song Huizong was full of worries, and said casually: "What do you know, there is a multinational force below." ”

At this point, the term multinational force was officially born, and this legend has been remembered by the people of the Northern Song Dynasty.