Flowers and flowers are flying all over the sky, who has mercy on the red incense?

The big black eyes showed despair, was it lamenting its imminent fate? Its delicate body trembled uncontrollably, what a spiritual flat-haired beast! As an executioner, Wu Ming really couldn't bear to kill it, it was too cruel.

The egg is food when broken from the outside, and life is broken from the inside, and the tenacious ugly duckling broke through the barrier and came to this world, and after eating concentrate feed for seven months, he finally transformed into a coveted fat duck.

The ugly duckling in the fairy tale will become a swan, mainly because the mother duck has a leg with the swan, and the swan in reality is too few, and I don't know how many people die in the hands of humans, eighty percent of the ducklings will only become roast ducks when they grow up, and they can only be old duck soup when they are old.

The cruel reality tells us that most of the fairy tales are covered by children, most of them open their hands and become wings to protect Lori, there are very few little girls who sell matches, there are a lot of small matches that sell girls, frogs will never become princes, and ducks in July and a half will always die.

"Why did it take so long for you to kill a duck?" Shen Ruoxi walked to the door of the bathroom as she spoke, and when she saw Wu Ming holding a kitchen knife and didn't dare to do it, she rolled her eyes and continued, "What are you waiting for?" Wait for it to die of old age? ”

Wu Ming turned his head and said solemnly: "I believe in Jesus and don't kill." ”

Shen Ruoxi scolded with a smile: "Believe you ghost!" Hurry up and get started! My dough is almost kneaded, and you will help me roll out the skin and make dumplings later. ”

Wu Ming smiled dryly: "Okay, you wait a minute, I'll give it a good time right away." ”

As soon as Shen Ruoxi turned to leave, Wu Ming hesitated again, he sighed faintly, adjusted the water temperature of the electric water heater to ninety-five degrees, and then took a basin of boiling water with the lotus shower, picked up the stupid duck with his hand, and sighed with pity: "Monk...... No...... Heaven has the virtue of a good life, you can decide it yourself! ”

Untying the rope on the duck's feet, Wu Ming put it on the ground, pointed to the basin, and said in a deep voice: "You can jump down by yourself!" Don't force me to do it......" As soon as he let go of his hand, the duck flapped its wings and rushed out of the door as if it had been beaten with chicken blood.

"Oops! Dead ducks! Don't run! ”

Shen Yiyi just came out of the room, the quacking duck just hit her feet, she directly waved her hand and grabbed the duck's neck, and then grabbed the duck that was desperately kicking her legs, looked at Wu Ming with an embarrassed face, and teased: "Uncle! I suspect that even a cooked duck will fly away when it reaches your hands. ”

Wu Ming sneered: "I missed it for a while!" ”

Shen Ruoxi walked out of the kitchen with graceful steps, glanced at Wu Ming with beautiful eyes, and said disdainfully: "It's really useless!" With that, she walked up to her daughter, took the duck and walked into the bathroom, "I'll kill it for you, you come in and pluck the feathers." ”

The feathers of a duck are the same as the clothes worn by people, Wu Ming is still more fascinated by taking off other people's clothes, although he wants to help Shen Ruoxi take it off, but looking at the bloody kitchen knife in the woman's hand, he has no evil thoughts in his heart.

Chinese New Year's Eve is the last day of the lunar calendar, on this day of farewell to the old and welcoming the new, almost every household will celebrate in a big way, what to paste the Spring Festival, set off firecrackers, dance gods, Wu Ming knows very little about these festival customs, in short, what Shen Ruoxi tells him to do, he will do.

After a busy day, when the roast duck was served and the dumplings were put into the pot, the sky had darkened, the mother and daughter sat at the dinner table with Wu Ming, and the three of them gathered around the hot pot, happily eating a hearty Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.

Shen Yiyi picked up an ugly dumpling from the hot pot and said with a smile: "Uncle! The dumplings you made are exposed. ”

"Can you blame me then?" Wu Ming said angrily: "You rolled the dumpling skin as thin as a mask, can you not show it?" ”

"It's because your skills are not enough, and you have to blame others." Shen Yiyi snorted, then laughed, and continued: "We are the real dumplings." ”

The atmosphere was plain and warm, Shen Ruoxi pursed her lips and smiled, with a wet look in her eyes, when her daughter was young, although the family was very poor, the Spring Festival was the happiest day for their mother and daughter every year, but as her daughter grew up day by day, the gap between mother and daughter became bigger and bigger, and the happiest festival in the past became more and more deserted.

Shen Ruoxi secretly glanced at Wu Ming, revealing a shy expression, it was he who brought long-lost laughter to this family, it was rare for his daughter to like him, and he was ...... I don't hate him, in order to keep this long-lost laughter, it seems that I have to work hard to tie up this man!

After eating the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, the three people sat in the living room to watch the Spring Festival Gala, after a smelly and long comedy, Shen Yiyi couldn't watch it and went back to the room to surf the Internet, Shen Ruoxi pretended to yawn, his eyelids gradually closed, and then slowly fell to Wu Ming next to him, blushing and leaning his head on his shoulder.

Wu Ming immediately put aside the pillow in his arms, and lightly hugged Shen Ruoxi into his arms, or this 'pillow' was more comfortable, Shen Ruoxi, who closed his eyes, his heart jumped, and his hand quietly pinched the corners of his clothes, what a shameful posture!

Wu Ming gently rubbed Shen Ruoxi's plump buttocks, and watched the Spring Festival Gala for three hours, what did Shen Ruoxi expect, who was sleeping pretend, what was he expecting, reverie, and all his shy emotions were gone, and only a belly was left with a fire.

Touch your sister! Dead wood with incomprehensible charm!

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At half past eleven o'clock in the evening, Wu Ming returned to the room with Shen Ruoxi in his arms, and then pressed the beauty to the bed with a wolf kiss, and after a long time, Wu Ming smacked his mouth and muttered: "What a thick foundation!" ”

Shen Ruoxi couldn't help but sneer, opened her eyes, glanced at Wu Ming with all kinds of amorous eyes, and said angrily: "Stupid! ”

Wu Ming smiled, pouting and about to kiss him, Shen Ruoxi smiled and sealed his mouth with his hand to refuse, he hurriedly said: "Don't make trouble, Zi said that a moment is worth a thousand gold, and you should have fun in time." ”

Shen Ruoxi took a sip secretly and said shyly: "This doesn't seem to be Zi Yu, right?" ”

Wu Ming cursed: "Yes, that's right! It seems to be said by Sun Tzu! ”

"Grandson?" Shen Ruoxi smiled and said, "Is there such a son?" I only know Confucius, Mencius, Lao Tzu. ”

"Can there be no grandson?" Wu Ming showed a very stupid expression, and taught earnestly: "I remember that other people's grandsons also wrote the Art of War, so it is called Sun Tzu's Art of War." ”

"The Art of War?" Shen Ruoxi groaned: "I've heard it on TV...... It seems that there really is such a person. ”

"Don't care about any grandson......" Wu Ming smiled lewdly: "Let the uncle kiss one." ”

Shen Ruoxi closed his eyes shyly and timidly, a pair of men and women who were like glue and lacquer were like glue, I and me, you and me, just when the situation was good, Wu Ming's mobile phone rang, and when he saw the caller ID, his urine was about to come out, Yan Ruyu called, he wanted to get up and answer the phone, but Shen Ruoxi hugged his neck tightly.

Wu Ming pressed the call button hard, and shouted in surprise: "Boss Yan! Happy New Year, Happy New Year......"

In order to cover up Yan Ruyu's voice, Wu Ming could only speak as loudly as possible, and after chatting for ten minutes, he hung up the phone under Shen Ruoxi's suspicious gaze, and cold sweat flowed from his back, who knew that as soon as the phone hung up, another call came in immediately, cold.

It's really thundering, and people are going to die! Wu Ming laughed dryly twice, and then connected the phone again, "Mr. Leng!" Like-minded friends, I wish you a great and prosperous New Year......"

After yelling for another ten minutes, seeing that Shen Ruoxi's face was a little dark, Wu Ming explained with a dry smile: "These two are leaders, leaders greet the New Year, there is no way." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, his phone rang again, who the is this? Seeing that it was Amiko, Wu Ming hesitated, this was the only foreign comrade-in-arms, and in the end he still took it, "Doctor Amiko, Happy New Year, Happy New Year......"

Hanging up the phone and facing Shen Ruoxi's scrutinizing gaze, Wu Ming explained again: "This is our company's doctor, I helped her get an injection, no, she helped me get an injection, we are just ordinary friends, and we usually have a good relationship." ”

Shen Ruoxi sneered: "Really? ”

Before the New Year's bell rang, Wu Ming's mobile phone rang first, and another woman called a congratulatory message, this time it was the concubine Bi Leizhen, Wu Ming wanted to cry without tears, after all, he was raped by others, and if he didn't answer her phone, he might make trouble, so he connected the phone and talked for a few minutes.

Even if Wu Ming tried his best to cover it up, Shen Ruoxi could still hear it, all the people who called were women, and her face was so cold that it was about to freeze.

Wu Ming explained palely: "This is a big customer, I have business dealings with her!" ”

Shen Ruoxi had a cold face and snorted: "Your popularity is very good!" All of them are female bosses, female doctors, and female customers looking for you to pay New Year's greetings! ”

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After calming down for a while, the New Year's bell rang, Wu Ming's mobile phone business became busy again, New Year's calls one after another, and friends in the phone book had to send a New Year's message even if they didn't make a call.

It wasn't until Wu Ming's mobile phone ran out of battery that Shen Ruoxi said coldly: "Are you done?" ”

"It's over, it's over......" Wu Ming put his arm around Shen Ruoxi's shoulders and said with a smile: "Come on!" We continue to make out! ”

"Keep up the fart!" Shen Ruoxi pushed Wu Ming and said angrily: "You can sleep by yourself!" ”

"It's not a family, it's not a family, and you want to run away when you get into my bed?"

Wu Ming showed an evil smile, leaned over and kissed Shen Ruoxi's rosy lips, although she encountered a small resistance, but the beauty quickly succumbed.

Strike while the iron is hot, according to the probability obtained from years of research, taking off your pants first is the king, taking advantage of Shen Ruoxi's confusion, Wu Ming took the lead in ripping off her pants, and then got a big red envelope!

At the critical moment, how can you not come to the eldest aunt?

No way? Why is there a flood every time we are about to succeed? Is it so red? Wu Ming wailed in his heart, God, what kind of trouble are you going to make?

Sensing that Wu Ming was suddenly dumbfounded, Shen Ruoxi pushed him with his fingers, and whispered in shame: "What's wrong with you?" ”

"What's wrong with me, you ask?" Wu Ming showed a confused expression, and asked with a dark face, "Your eldest aunt is here, what else can I do?" ”

A touch of cunning flashed in Shen Ruoxi's eyes, and she said coquettishly: "I didn't say that I could do it tonight, you want to take off my pants." ”

Wu Minghuo roared: "Shen Ruoxi! Do you dare to let me explode your? ”

Shen Ruoxi dyed her cheeks and said angrily: "You pervert! Get out of the way! ”

Wu Ming snorted heavily, rolled the quilt to the side, and said angrily: "Sleep in separate beds tonight!" ”

Shen Ruoxi, who was lying on the bed in shapewear shorts, looked stunned, her fair and plump legs soon had goosebumps, she shivered, kicked Wu Ming anxiously and angrily, and scolded: "You damn bastard!" Give me the quilt, I'm freezing to death. ”

Wu Ming lifted the quilt to cover Shen Ruoxi, pulled her into his arms, slapped her on the buttocks hard, and scolded with a smile: "Don't move!" If you move again, Uncle Ben will shoot you against the wall! ”

"Uncle's words, how dare the little woman disobey." After speaking, Shen Ruoxi laughed and obediently lay in Wu Ming's arms, with a happy smile on his face.