The second fat is Lu Bu? I grew up fighting with Lu Bu? Am I pretty tough? Or to put it another way: Lu Bu is so virtuous?

said without bragging, although I couldn't beat him when I was a child, but after the second year of junior high school, I beat him as much as I could, Er Fat was actually a good student in school, he didn't want to catch up with my peak period after the rivers and lakes, and Er Fat's father was very strict with him, as long as he knew that he had to take his trouser belt to pump him when he went back from fighting outside - do you think his father would be Dong Zhuo?

Although I knew that this was all true, I couldn't help but sarcastically mock him: "Why do you look like Lu Bu?" I pinched the fat on his belly, "Lu Bu is here?" ”

The second fat sucked his belly back, lowered his head and said, "It wasn't like this in my previous life. ”

I said casually: "If you are Lu Bu, I am ......" but after thinking about it for a long time, I can't say why, Lu Bu seems to be a well-deserved leader in the Three Kingdoms, saying that no one is in vain, as the saying goes, Lu Bu in the Taoist is the red rabbit in the horse, I can't say that I am the red rabbit, right?

I squinted at him and said, "He Tiandou asked you to come, right?" ”

"You know all about it?"

"Nonsense! What are you looking for Second Brother Guan for? ”

The second fat spread his shoulders: "What do you say, anyway, it's not to catch up with him, where did he go?" ”

I said, "I left after a while yesterday, and I went to another place." ”

The second fat said: "Really? ”

"Then do you think Second Master Guan will be afraid of you, he is going to pounce out early in the morning." I wondered, "Besides, although you have fought with the second master, you don't seem to have much enmity between you, right?" If you want to find it, you should also look for Cao Ying, and if you look for the past, Liu Bei also said in the past, aren't you looking for the second master with the donkey's lips and the horse's mouth? ”

The second fat said: "You told me when he will come back, right?" ”

I glared: "If you don't listen, you have to be uncomfortable?" ”

The second fat smiled: "Don't scare me, now I let you give you an arm for nothing." ”

…… Really, even if he is not Lu Bu, I can't beat him with this head, this kid hasn't seen him more and more fat and strong in the past few years.

I leaned back on the sofa, looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and said, "Anyway, Second Master Guan is gone, and I can't contact him, so you can do whatever you like." ”

The second fat was stunned and said: "I haven't seen you for so many years, why are you still like this?" He pulled out his phone, "Then I'll call my boss and ask him what he means." ”

After a while, the phone was connected, and Er Fat said a few words and suddenly handed over the phone: "He wants to tell you." ”

I took the phone and hummed, "Hey, old He? ”

He Tiandou heyran: "What about Guan Yu?" ”

I said, "Don't you know how to count, you do." ”

"I'm not counting this, yesterday the two of you picked up more than 50 people in Dafugui, and now it has already been rumored, except for Guan Yunchang, who has this ability?"

I said, "There are more capable people, how do you know that it must be him?" ”

"Hehe, don't think that I don't know who you have come during this time, and the generals who can withstand such a lot of pressure will only be Guan Yu."

"Hey, Sherlock Holmes didn't see less, then you reasoned and reasoned where the second master went, it just so happened that I still missed him a little."

"......" He Tiandou paused and said: "It's okay if he's not there, in fact, I admire Yun Chang for being a person, and I don't want to embarrass him, so let's do it, Guan Yu is not here, isn't Xiang Yu here?" ”

I shouted, "Do you have a quasi-spectrum or not, what kind of enmity do the two of them have?" ”

He Tiandou said: "Then I don't care, anyway, I finally found Lu Bu, you have to let me win, and I haven't avenged Xiang Yu's kid for breaking into my house and smashing my dark room." ”

I scolded fiercely: "There is a kind of you coming out, our trump card against trump card, I have to take a brick to lift your face!" ”

He Tiandou smiled: "You are a fart ace, do you have a trump card to make bricks?" I won't tell you, you give the phone to Lu Bu. ”

I had to return the phone to Er Fat, and he muttered to He Tiandou for a while before closing the line and asked me, "Is Xiang Yu here?" ”

"I went out and haven't come back yet."

The second fat sat on the corner of the sofa and said, "Then I'll wait for him." ”

I'm speechless, this situation is a bit like being forced to go to the door, I can't run, I can't run away, I can't drive away, I and the second fat stared at each other, the atmosphere fell into embarrassment again, it was originally a small meeting, and the hand was happy, but I didn't say a word but found that each other belonged to the hostile camp, very dramatic, very bridged, very peerless.

Finally, I couldn't help but ask, "Where are you now?" "After all, there is a living fat man who grew up in front of me and still wears a crocodile belt and holds a mobile phone, and it is always difficult for me to subconsciously connect him with Lu Bu.

“…… I own a motorcycle repair shop. The second fat seems to be unable to adapt to such a conversation for a while.

"You're not ......"

Erpang seemed to know what I was going to ask, and said embarrassedly: "I didn't pass the college entrance examination because of too much pressure, and then that's it." "It's really hard for me to understand, Erfat's academic performance has always been good. After listening to him, my mood is also more complicated, how to say that he is also a figure of the three armies, and he was squeezed off the single-plank bridge under the destruction of exam-oriented education, and if the Three Kingdoms will also take the mathematics, physics and chemistry test, Lu Bu may only be able to nail a horseshoe to someone - equivalent to the current motorcycle repair.

I approached him and said mysteriously, "Hey, I'm asking you something." ”

"How?"

"Is Mink really beautiful?" Although in front of him is a fat man who has been pinched with me since he was a child, he is Lu Bu after all, and the opportunity is rare, and the gossip that should be inquired about must not be let go.

"Uh...... Pretty. "Erfat is already a little speechless.

I suddenly stepped back and stared at him and said, "Damn, that surname He won't be the one who took Mink Chan to blackmail you into fighting with me, right?" I said that you kid didn't eat enough of that little girl's loss in his last life? ”

The second fat cried and laughed: "Don't talk about this, I was married last year, so I can't fight with me when I hear it?" ”

I laughed and said, "Lu Bu is also afraid of his wife? You can't beat her? ”

Erfat said indifferently: "What are the children doing when they are two years old?" ”

“…… Didn't you say you only got married last year? Where's a two-year-old? ”

"The first child will be three years old if he doesn't fight."

I was speechless again, and asked the surname, "Why did you help that surname?" ”

Er Fat waved his hand: "Don't ask about this." ”

"For the 1 million jackpots?"

The second fat looked at me with burning eyes and said, "Do you think Lu Bu is the kind of person who can easily buy it with money?" ”

I couldn't help but take a step back, I have to say that this kid is really powerful when he stares, and the fierce generals of the Three Kingdoms are like clouds, and it is not blowing to be the number one hitter. But I still said: "What kind of bird do you think you are, you are a mother's two or five boys with milk!" ”

Er Fat clenched his fists and said: "What do we say, we are also friends who grew up since childhood, you say I can, but don't say Lu Bu, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind to you!" ”

Damn, come with me, what does he have to say, a fat man who repairs motorcycles, and besides, isn't he Lu Bu?

The poor can't be moved, the mighty can't be bent, is my Xiaoqiang the kind of person who can be scared so easily? I opened the safe, took out a box of things from it, and said to him sternly, "Do you want to eat cookies?" ”

"......" The fat man was speechless again, he lost all the chess games, and we have nearly 10 years of rich experience in dealing with the fat man, even if he is Lu Bu, he is still familiar with the way when he squeezes it!

At this moment, Xiang Yu came back, he threw the car keys on the table, and said, "I've filled up the gas." ”

Seeing this amazing big man, Er Fat couldn't help asking, "Xiang Yu?" ”

Xiang Yu looked at him and said, "Are you?" ”

Er Fat hurriedly introduced himself: "Fortunately, I will be fortunate to meet, I Lu Bu and Lu Fengxian." ”

I saw that Er Fat was about to stuff the biscuits into his mouth and put them down, so I was so annoyed that I beat my chest and said casually: "This is the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms." "I hope this sycophant will make the fat man comfortable so that he will comply. One day it really annoyed me, I ate cookies and smoked like I did back then!

Xiang Yu heard that it was a military general, so he nodded at Erpang to show politeness, and then was about to go upstairs, but Erpang hurriedly dropped the biscuits: "Xiang Yu, I want to fight with you." ”

Xiang Yu turned his head, looked at Er Fat in confusion, and then looked at me, I pointed at Er Fat: "This is He Tiandou's person." ”

Xiang Yu glanced at Erfat a few times again, and said, "I have nothing to do with He Tiandou, if you want to fight, you can find someone else." ”

This is what I have thought of a long time ago, is Xiang Yu the one who can let you lead the nose? The overlord of Xichu is arrogant, there is no one else in his eyes, what is the "first fierce general" Yunyun in his opinion, it is a piece of, he is in a good mood and nodding at you is polite, he doesn't want to deal with you, even if you poke your face up, he won't bother to hit you. So He Tiandou said that he was not in a hurry to beat me with Xiang Yu.

Seeing that Xiang Yu was about to leave again, the second fat shouted in his voice: "Hey, I'm Lu Bu!" Although a lifetime later, he may not be used to being ignored like this.

Xiang Yu snorted without looking back: "What is Lu Bu?" I snapped my fingers: it was in my heart.

The second fat saw that Xiang Yu was about to go up the steps after a few more steps, and hurriedly stretched out a hand to hook Xiang Yu's shoulder, Xiang Yu didn't look back, grabbed his hand and went forward to give him an over-the-shoulder fall.

I was so distressed, I slapped the table and shouted angrily: "You two are out and fighting!" ”

The two of them stopped and looked at me together......

I packed up my things and said calmly, "Why don't I go outside?" ”

Erfat and Xiang Yu wrestled their wrists and said, "It's okay if you don't fight with me, don't you even want to see Yu Ji?" ”

Xiang Yu let go of his hand fiercely: "What did you say?" ”

"Our boss said that as long as you win me, he will definitely help you get Yu Ji back."

I hurriedly said, "Yu Ji, we have found it." ”

Erpang stared at Xiang Yu's eyes and said: "You can do it yourself, let me remind you, it is difficult to say whether the so-called Yu Ji you are looking for is herself, but what our boss promises: I will help you find the real Yu Ji." ”

Xiang Yu's face changed: "What do you mean?" ”

"It's not interesting, our boss seems to be more professional in finding people."

Xiang Yu resolutely said: "How are you going to fight?" ”

I shouted, "Brother Yu, you can't agree!" ”

Er Fat said: "Of course it's on a horse, people like you and me, do you want to pull on the ground like an infantry?" ”

I interjected, "But we don't have horses!" ”

Erfat glanced at me and said, "Xiaoqiang, our boss said that he didn't help you make a fortune by giving you money and selling wine for you." Er Fat wrote a number on the paper and handed it to Xiang Yu, "When will you buy a horse, contact me!" ”

After the second fat left, I asked Xiang Yu: "Why did you promise him again, don't you want to find Yu Ji?" ”

Xiang Yu looked at me fixedly and said, "You say...... Could Zhang Bing not be Yu Ji, we were wrong from the beginning? ”

I said innocently: "I have asked you to confirm several times, it is you who said that she is the same as Yu Ji in terms of appearance, habits and even steps." ”

Xiang Yu muttered: "I said that I gave up because I was afraid of disappointment, if I can really find Ayu, why don't I look for it?" Anyway, I'm going to win this battle first. As he said that, he dragged me out, and I shouted, "What kind of wind are you smoking?" ”

"Follow me to the horse!"

When I got into the car, I rubbed my arm and said, "Think about what else you need to fight on horseback, and we'll do it all at once." ”

"In addition to the horse, just give me another 130-pound iron gun."

"What about the armor, can you wear Sister Mulan's set?" Asking in vain, Mulan's set on Xiang Yu is estimated to be similar to tight underwear.

Xiang Yu said: "You don't need armor, you don't need to defend yourself against arrows, and you don't need to let your people look at your armor to identify the movements of the main general - the most important thing is that the fat man can't hurt me!" ”

I said, "Don't be careless, that fat man was the number one warrior for hundreds of years after you, and I didn't win against him until I was 13 years old." This last sentence was too much, Xiang Yu laughed and said: "Such a small night, where am I afraid of him?" ”

…… The second fat is small, so what am I? Damn!

I scratched my head and said, "It's easy to get an iron gun, there are blacksmiths in the parents of our Yucai students, but where can I get them right away?" If you want to talk about good horses, British, German, and Turkish horses are all good, but it will take three months to buy them back, and I haven't done this procedure, and I don't know how to collect tariffs. ”

Xiang Yu said with a gloomy face: "Nonsense, it's the closest to us, where is the place with horses?" ”

I spread my hands: "Then I have to say it's a park, but ......"

Xiang Yu patted the saddle and said, "Hurry up, go quickly!" ”

(To be continued)