Chapter 353: I'm Wukong, and you're the Eight Commandments

After returning home, Ye Ling's lunch has been prepared, although Zhang Taiping promised Cai Yazhi to cook for the children and the elderly at home, but in fact, the meals of the past two days are all made by Ye Ling. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info/。 qΒ5\\

After lunch, Zhang Taiping took out the barbecue grill and brushed it again, preparing charcoal, sesame oil, seasoning and other materials. He went to Wang Laohan's house and said something, and broke some corn in his field.

When they came back with a large bundle of corn, the fat man and Yang Wanli had already come over, and they both brought their respective wives, and it seemed that they were going to the hot springs in Tangyu.

The fat man saw the corn that Zhang Taiping brought back and said with a smile: "It turns out that you went to get corn, and this roasted and eaten is also good." ”

Zhang Taiping said: "I came quite early. ”

Yang Wanli smiled: "The fat man can't wait to come over and drink." ”

The fat man smiled and said, "You don't want to come and drink yet?" ”

After entering the house, there is no need to introduce the two women, they all know each other, Yang Wanli's wife met a woman named Zhuang Wan in his forest garden last year, and she looks relatively small and graceful as her name suggests. And the fat man's wife is a little charming, I saw it once in the fat man's hometown when the lantern party was a few years ago, called Wang Fenfang, the name is cheesy but not vulgar, she can go to the hall and enter the kitchen, she is an ideal woman.

Zhang Taiping saw that the time was still early, so he said: "It's still early now, or you go to the pond to catch fish for a while, and you can eat at night." ”

The fat man took out two retractable fishing rods from the big bag he brought, laughed and said, "That's what we mean." Yang Wanli did the same.

Seeing someone fishing, Fan Ming led the two little girls to watch on the side, while Ye Ling was in the house preparing things such as food and dishes, chopsticks and wine glasses for the night, Zhang Taiping did not stop it, everyone must find the value of their existence in order to live with peace of mind, maybe this can make her live in this home more at ease.

There were two women there, and instead of catching earthworms that were not easy for these women to accept as bait, they used sesame oil and flour together and added some sugar to make bait.

It didn't take long for the fat man to shout: "Dashuai, Dashuai, hurry up and drive your big white goose away." ”

Zhang Taiping came to take a look, but it was the big white goose waiting beside him, if anyone dared to catch a fish, he would go forward to screw whom, the fat man unfortunately became the first person to be screwed.

Fan Ming felt the big white goose far away and said, "Fat brother, you see that the big white goose has taken a fancy to your flesh." ”

The fat man rubbed the place that was twisted just now and said with a wry smile: "Why do all animals in your house have such strong attack power?" ”

Fan Ming defended: "That's not called offensive power, it's called defensive power." If you don't mess with them, they won't screw you. ”

The fat man said, "I sat here just now without moving, without provoking them." ”

Fan Ming grinned and said, "All the fish in this water are under their control, and you caught their fish just now, of course they are not happy." ”

The fat man said he was speechless.

Although the fish in the pond grew up fast and big, they did not become smarter, or they were too smart, and they all rushed to eat the bait made by Zhang Taiping and the space spring, and it didn't take long for the four people to catch four or five, and they were full of more than a dozen together.

Yayahe, who was in charge of holding a small bucket and putting the fish caught into the big pot, said, "Auntie, the pot is full, and I can't put it down." ”

Zhuang Wan looked at it, isn't it, more than a dozen fish are stuffed with a big pot, which is definitely enough to eat, so she said: "Ah, I caught so many fish so quickly, why are the fish here so easy to catch, I haven't had fun yet." ”

Yang Wanli said: "Then you can just fish, and you can just put it down after catching it." ”

The four of them fished for a while, rowed to the pond and played in the water for a while, and then the two women went to the orchard and the hill to the south under the leadership of Fan Ming.

Wukong slept until the afternoon before waking up, got down from the top of the cabinet lid and went into the kitchen to scoop up half a scoop of newly raised well water before he was fully awake, rummaging in the kitchen for a while and not finding anything to eat, just about to go to the backyard to pick a few fruits to satisfy his hunger, and met Zhang Taiping who came in from outside.

felt that he didn't do a good job, and when he saw Zhang Taiping, he wanted to escape.

Zhang Taiping scolded with a smile: "What are you going to do?" ”

Wukong knew he couldn't run away, so he turned around and ran to him and stretched out a hand with his face salivating.

Zhang Taiping knew that it must be hungry now after not eating all night, so he took out a large and fresh peach from the space and threw it to it. Goku took the peach and squealed happily, it hadn't been a long time since he had eaten it these days because he was learning to eat.

The sunlight outside is not too strong, and there is no scorching feeling but a little warmth on people. The fat man and Yang Wanli were preparing to kill the fish, and when they saw Wukong coming out after Zhang Taiping, Yang Wanli asked, "This is Wukong, right?" ”

The fat man asked again, "Why didn't you see it just now?" ”

Zhang Taiping shook his head helplessly and said: "This guy went down to the cellar last night and secretly drank half a jar of wine, and he was unconscious last night until he just woke up. ”

"It's even a good mouthful, a fellow believer!" The fat man screamed.

Wukong saw the fat man as if he really felt the breath of a fellow practitioner, circled around him a few times, and suddenly pointed at the fat man and laughed, the peach flesh in his mouth suffocated a monkey face, which looked a little funny and a little worried.

Seeing it clapping its legs and laughing so happily, such a thought came out of Zhang Taiping's heart irrepressibly: It can't be a drinking stupid, right?

Also shocked were the fat man Yang Wanli and the three little girls who were squatting next to the basin and preparing to watch the killing of the fish, all of them looked at Wukong with wide eyes, and they didn't know what it was doing to the fat man.

The fat man was a little frightened and asked, "Is this the male and female?" ”

Zhang Taiping said angrily: "Monkeys don't engage in homosexuality. ”

"That's good, that's good." The fat man patted his chest and said, "It's just that, what's wrong with it?" Am I really so happy that the monkey can laugh immediately when he sees it? ”

Zhang Taiping looked at Wukong, who was dancing and said, "Who knows what's wrong with it." ”

Wukong felt it, no one understood what he meant, his smile gradually converged, he made a one-handed shoulder movement, and then walked a few steps.

It's a pity that everyone still doesn't understand what it wants to express, you look at me, I look at you, and their faces are inexplicable. The most speechless is the fat man, because Wukong is obviously going for him.

Seeing that no one understood what he meant, Wukong was in a hurry, threw out the few peaches left in his hand, and slipped into the kitchen with a thud, and soon the rolling pin came out. It has a talent for playing this, and the rolling pin holds a stick in his hand, and then puts the stick on his eyes with one hand to make a look.

This time, everyone understands what it means, this is playing the role of the Great Sage.

The fat man said: "If you wear purple gold combat boots and golden armor again, you really look like a Monkey King." ”

Seeing that everyone understood what he meant this time, Wukong happily jumped twice on the ground, and then threw the rolling pin on the ground and wanted to run back into the house.

Zhang Taiping said: "Take it back and put it in place." ”

Wukong obediently turned around and picked up the rolling pin and entered the house, as for whether he took it back and put it in place, I don't know, it didn't take long for it to come out again, this time carrying the wooden rake used to dry the wheat.

He walked to the front and back of the crowd and pointed to the fat man, then put the wooden rake on his shoulder and swayed two steps, and after retreating, he put the wooden rake in front of the fat man and motioned for him to come.

The fat man's eyes widened instantly: "This is?" ”

"Hahahaha"

This time, the meaning of Wukong's expression was obvious, except for the frightened and inexplicable fat man, everyone else laughed.

Yaya was almost out of breath with laughter: "Fat uncle haha Wukong Ha Wukong said that you are haha Zhu Bajie!" The little girl finally finished speaking, and then laughed again.

Yang Wanli asked: "Wukong must have watched Journey to the West, right?" ”

Zhang Taiping replied: "I am a loyal fan of the Great Sage, and I have watched Journey to the West twice from beginning to end. ”

The fat man said with a sad face: "Is the fat brother so like Zhu Bajie? ”

Everyone nodded in unison.

At this time, Fan Ming led Zhuang Wan and Wang Fenfang back from Peach Blossom Mountain and asked, "I heard the loud and small voices in the courtyard from afar, why are you so happy?" ”

Everyone looked at the fat man, and then there was another burst of laughter, but the fat man had a bitter face.

Yang Wanli pointed to the wooden rake in front of the fat man and said with a smile: "The fat brother has become the second senior brother this time." ”

Wukong still picked up a wooden rake in front of the fat man and stuffed it into his hand.

The three girls looked at this funny scene and understood what was going on, and they also laughed.

After everyone had laughed enough, Zhang Taiping scolded a few times and asked Wukong to take the wooden rake back, and the fat man was liberated.

Although Zhuang Wan is already the mother of a child, her temperament looks somewhat similar to Fan Ming, she looked at Wukong and asked, "This is what Sister Fan said about Wukong?" I've heard that I drink alcohol. ”

Everyone hasn't said anything yet, Wukong first proudly held his head high, but he didn't have combat boots, no gold armor, and no crown of peacock feathers, so no matter how he raised his chest and raised his head, he didn't have the style of Monkey King, so he could only make everyone laugh.

After laughing for a while, it finally calmed down, and the sun went down, Zhang Taiping took out another knife and prepared to deal with the fish with the two of them.

At this moment, there was an eagle's cry in the air!

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