Chapter 12: The Goddess of Dark Cooking

One serving per plate, exactly two servings. The contents of the plate were a lump of oily black and burnt lump and a puddle of red and yellow viscous substance with a slight mushy smell.

I was stunned for a moment, pointed to something and asked, "Chef Beauty, may I ask what you are preparing ......?"

Zhu Xiaoqi looked innocent: "It's black pepper veal steak and borscht." ”

I smiled wryly: "The steak is really dark enough, mushy enough, and burnt enough...... Borscht, well, it seems to be a little thicker than soup. ”

Zhu Xiaoqi pouted unhappily and said, "Hmph! People spend an afternoon going to the supermarket to choose beef, buy materials, and spend another night making it for you, you actually dislike it, hum! If you don't want to eat it, I'll eat it. ”

As soon as the little girl took off her apron, sat on the chair, took a knife and fork, made a small piece of steak, and slightly opened two small crimson lips and put them in her mouth to chew.

Six or seven different expressions appeared on Zhu Xiaoqi's small face in an instant, and then she wowed and spit out the steak she had just taken a bite of on the table.

"This tastes ......" Zhu Xiaoqi looked at the steak with palpitations, and then took a spoonful of 'borscht' and put it into his mouth.

Wow!

Zhu Xiaoqi threw the spoon directly this time, turned around and trotted, and rushed to the bathroom.

I waited for ten minutes, but I still didn't see Zhu Xiaoqi come back, he went to the bathroom to see, the little girl seemed to have done something wrong, and was squatting in the corner and thinking about it.

"Hey...... Actually, you've done a good job [a][book][read. Novel ybdu. "I touched Zhu Xiaoqi.

"Humph! Don't coax me, don't I know what that dish tastes like? I...... I'm really useless. As he spoke, Zhu Xiaoqi's little face was aggrieved, and he was about to cry.

I was relieved and said, "Alright, my Dark Cuisine Queen, you can rest for a while and see how I behave." ”

Zhu Xiaoqi ignored it and still squatted in the corner.

I pulled her by one arm, pulled her back to the living room couch like a dead dog, stuffed her with a cookie bucket, and said to her, "Don't cry, just wait." ”

"Well......" Zhu Xiaoqi pear blossom burst into tears, pitifully hugging the biscuit bucket and nodding hard.

The kitchen is messy like someone has robbed it, so I'll clean up the mess created by Zhu Xiaoqi first. He opened the refrigerator door and searched again, and finally found a roll of noodles, a piece of beef, and some spices and vegetables.

I'm busy for a while.

Fifteen minutes later, I brought two bowls of deflated shredded beef noodles to the living room and placed them on the coffee table.

"Wow! It smells so good! Zhu Xiaoqi looked at the noodles in the bowl and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

I handed her a pair of chopsticks: "Here!" Let's eat! ”

The two of them buried their heads, and the sound of sucking noodles sounded in the living room.

Zhu Xiaoqi held a big bowl and drank the last bite of noodle soup, put down the bowl, burped low, and said with emotion: "Wow! It's really cool! ”

I looked up: "How cool is it?" ”

Zhu Xiaoqi replied: "It's cooler than winning the model championship!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhu Xiaoqi suddenly realized that he had said something, and silently cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, got up and went to the kitchen to clean up.

I smiled and was playful.

Zhu Xiaoqi returned to the living room after a while, and at this time I got up and was about to leave, but the other party dodged and stopped in front of me.

I raised my eyelids and asked, "Why do you want money if you don't let people go when you're full?" ”

Zhu Xiaoqi raised his little face and said, "Hmph! You haven't done what you promised me. ”

"What?"

"Massage to lose weight!"

I was helpless: "I was out in the sun all day today, and I was sweating, you have to let me take a shower and press it again." ”

Zhu Xiaoqi waved his hand: "Take a shower and go to the bathroom, there are all kinds of hot and cold water, all kinds of shower gels, and skin care products, please take a look." ”

I was carrying a T-shirt on my body, it was all smelling of sweat, did I have to change it?

Zhu Xiaoqi didn't speak, turned around and went to the next room to find a large pink cotton bathrobe.

"Well, here's what you're doing."

I took it, unfolded the yukata and looked at it carefully, and sighed in my heart that this dress was definitely not something that Zhu Xiaoqi could wear. It is too fat and too big, and the minimum is also worn by people who weigh 180 plus.

"Whose clothes are these?" I asked with a frown.

"My aunt's, she was originally my economic person and took care of my life, but recently her business in the United States has been a little troublesome, so she will go back for a few days." Zhu Xiaoqi explained the origin of the yukata.

"Homo economicus?" I'm pretending to be weird.

Zhu Xiaoqi stretched out his hand to push him, and said in his mouth: "Okay, okay, don't ask so much, just help me introduce work, intermediary, understand?" ”

"Oh, understood." I nodded and took my yukata into the bathroom.

The washroom was large and clean, with a big jacuzzi to the north and the floor neat and spotless.

I went in and took off my clothes, and suddenly out of the corner of my eye, I saw that the lid of the washing machine was not tightly closed, and he walked over to prepare to re-cover, but when I opened the lid, I froze.

Inside is colorful and green, stockings, black, white, flesh-colored. Small Nenei, light pink, cartoon, silk, pure white, bra, all kinds.

Look at the stance, it should be something ready to wash.

I picked up a black silk with a crotch and shook it lightly in front of me, and a unique faint fragrance rushed into my nostrils. I immediately thought of the picture of Zhu Xiaoqi sitting on the bed, gently lifting ** and wearing stockings slowly.

At this time, the faint fragrance emanating from the stockings became more and more intense. I said in my heart; The little tender model is the tender model, and the sweat on the body is different from ordinary people. If someone else had changed, these socks would have been so stinky that they could kill cats.

I shook my head and smiled, put my stockings in, and closed the lid of the washing machine again.

Twenty minutes later, I was steaming, scented, naked, and walked out of the bathroom.

Zhu Xiaoqi, a snack merchant, was holding a bag of Italian chocolates, watching TV and eating it in one bite.

I sighed: "That's how you eat, if you don't lose weight, it's really not good." ”

"I'm done here." I said rubbing my hair.

Zhu Xiaoqi snorted, stood up and said, "You see how I have to prepare." ”

The little tender model is wearing tapered leg cropped jeans and a big T-shirt today.

The jeans were too stiff to press, so I said, "You can just change to looser pants or something." ”

Zhu Xiaoqi thought for a while and said, "Then I'll just take a shower, wear a bathrobe, and by the way, you can help me make a Thai oil pusher, I heard that it is very good for skin endocrine." ”

"It's okay, you can hurry up."

After a while, Zhu Xiaoqi came out of the bathroom wearing a lace-up cartoon cotton bathrobe and slippers.

The interior lighting is a warm mess.

In the gentle pale yellow halo, Xiao Qi shook off the waist-length black hair of the shawl.

The tight-fitting pale pink yukata couldn't cover the two towering peaks on the chest at all. The collar of the yukata is slightly open, revealing a slightly white hill.

The lights hit it, and all kinds of thoughts swirled in my head.

Xiao Qi is drying his long wet hair with a hair dryer.

She sat reclining on the small stool of the dresser, her two long legs naturally stacked on top of each other and stretched out to one side.

The light and shadow cast a blurry and dreamy halo on the white thighs.

Along the halo, I moved my gaze downward, swept over my slender thighs, and took in the pair of pink, crystalline little feet that could be held in my eyes.

At this time, I try my best to lead my thoughts to the low-level, filthy and shameful.

But strangely, the countless novels and video clips that were once imprinted in my mind have all disappeared.

All that comes to mind is the words "appreciation" and "playfulness".

The Creator is miraculous, and the power of God is very powerful!

In the same way, only God can make a human life on the earth so beautiful and moving, like a fairy falling from the sky.

I shook my head and smiled playfully, and at this time, Xiao Qi dried his hair and turned his head to speak.

"Where?"

"Let's go to the bedroom." Zhu Xiaoqi led me into the bedroom, pointed to the row of bottles and cans next to the bed and said, there are essential oils in there, you can choose any one.

Zhu Xiaoqi lay down on the bed with his head up, I looked at the little tender model wrapped in the yukata, sighed and said, "This can't be done, you have to take off the yukata!" ”

The little tender model was slightly stunned, and was hesitating whether to do what I said, when the doorbell in the room suddenly rang......

The soft ding-dong doorbell sounded like a thunderbolt in Zhu Xiaoqi's ears.

This girl jumped up from the bed with lightning speed in an instant, her little face turned pale, and she muttered vigorously: "What to do, what to do!" Oh my! What should I do when my aunt comes? ”

I laughed and said, "Zhu Xiaoqi, you can really be funny, what does the eldest aunt have to do with the doorbell?" Does your aunt still have a doorbell warning system? ”

Zhu Xiaoqi glanced at me: "Please, my brother, don't make trouble, this is the real aunt!" My aunt in the U.S. she's back! ”

Only then did I remember that Zhu Xiaoqi said that he lived with his aunt, and that aunt was also Zhu Xiaoqi's agent, nanny and bodyguard.

Zhu Xiaoqi's eyes rolled, and he muttered to himself: "No, I have to hide this man." ”

I'm the only man in the house, and I really can't figure out why Zhu Xiaoqi hid me. Could it be that I'm cheating on her?

No, this is a very formal and serious physiological health treatment, how can it be associated with such a dirty thing as cheating?

Zhu Xiaoqi didn't let me think about it, she jumped out of bed, grabbed my bath towel, and read in her mouth while looking back for the place of the Tibetan: "Brother, don't you know, my aunt was a Chinese policewoman in New York before she retired, and she won the national karate women's championship when she was young. But none of that mattered, the important thing was that she wouldn't let me associate with boys. ”

I also tried to argue with Zhu Xiaoqi that our relationship is pure and pure, we are a pure generation, and we are ......

But she didn't allow me to speak, and in the blink of an eye she opened the closet door and stuffed me into the pile of colorful clothes.

The wardrobe is a typical louvered partition type, and people can clearly see the bedroom through the gaps in the wooden pages.

Zhu Xiaoqi walked out lightly like a cat. After a while, the door opened, and a middle-aged woman's serious questioning voice was heard.

"Seven, what are you doing? Half a day before the door opens. ”

"I'm going to sleep, and I'm woken up by you. Auntie, didn't you say you'll be there next week? ”

"I changed my flight ahead of schedule."

"Huh! seven! I ask you, are there outsiders in the house? How can there be two sets of dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen. ”

"What are you doing, it's makeup Xiaomin, who came over to ask me about my makeup, and by the way, I had a light meal here."

"Makeup Xiaomin? I'll ask her when I go back to the office tomorrow. ”

"Auntie, don't be like this, give someone some ** ......"

"Here you go, you don't know how many rich guys and corporate executives I have to refuse to answer in a day, all of them have bad intentions and ask you to dinner! Seven, didn't your aunt say you, you really can't be a model, or do you honestly go back to college and go to your father's company to help, okay? ”

At this point, the two seemed to turn into another room, and I couldn't hear them clearly.

But just as I was about to pull the closet door and take advantage of the opportunity to escape. Suddenly, I heard a woman's angry roar from the bathroom.

β€œseven! How can you have men's clothes here? Say it! ”

Zhu Xiaoqi didn't seem to reply, but I can feel that the picture must have made the little tender model very embarrassed.

The aunt didn't speak anymore after yelling, and all I heard in the room was the thud of the cabinet doors opening and closing.

The sound got closer and closer, and in the blink of an eye it was the bedroom.

I know that now I can't hide it, rather than being discovered by her, it is better to stand up by myself, besides, Zhu Xiaoqi and I have nothing.

Our relationship is dignified, and we can withstand both the sun and any kind of torture.

The bedroom was dimmed, as if something bulky was moving around.

Without hesitation, I pushed open the door of the shutter cabinet.

The moment I stepped out of the closet, I had to admit that I was blown away.

As a hard-working silk who has lived for more than 20 years, I have seen a lot of strange things in myself, but I have to admit that I lost today.

I've never seen a woman so strong and murderous.