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No. 323 deception: self-defense

Crystal really wants to pick open Chen Qingyun's head and see what is inside this guy's head? While hating itchy, the picture depicted by Chen Qingyun involuntarily appeared in his mind. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It didn't matter if I thought about it, I immediately felt something strange in my body. His heart was like a deer bumping into him, his face was peachy, and his breathing became a little tight.

Crystals! Crystal, you still say that guy, what's going on in your head?

Crystal shook his head vigorously, sat up from the sofa in a hurry, and said with a delicate red face: "You big rascal, where is that method?" ”

Chen Qingyun shook his head helplessly, this girl just hasn't gone through personnel and won't understand the mystery. The best breast enhancement appliance in the world is actually a man's hands.

"If you don't believe it, forget it. But you can't slander me! No way...... To prove my innocence, I decided to treat you once for free, come on! After speaking, Chen Qingyun raised his hands to his chest, opened his five fingers, and pinched them symbolically.

Crystal immediately blocked his chest with his hands, took two steps back, and said angrily, "I don't need your treatment." If you want to prove it, why don't you test it on yourself. ”

This girl is not stupid! You can still think of this kind of trick to resist.

He put down his hand, glanced at his chest, shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said, "If you press the wrong posture, it won't have an effect." Why don't I teach you and you press it for me? ”

A large bead of sweat left on Crystal's head. Playing hooligan, it is estimated that she will not be able to catch up with Chen Qingyun's pace after working hard all her life.

She wouldn't believe that rubbing would enlarge her breasts, it was just nonsense made up by Chen Qingyun!

At this moment, Peach Blossom ran down from upstairs excitedly, holding a beautifully packaged small box in her hand.

"What are you two doing?"

"Didn't you sleep? How did it run down again. Chen Qingyun sat down and pulled out a cigarette.

"Mother Crystal gave you a gift, I took it down for you." Peach Blossom jumped to sit on the sofa, crossed her calves, and handed the box in her hand to Chen Qingyun.

Chen Qingyun looked at the crystal that was still covering his chest, and asked with a smile, "Why did you remember to give me a gift?" ”

"Can you manage it? I'd love to. Obviously, Crystal was still very unhappy with the rubbing of her hands just now.

This reason is quite special, but Chen Qingyun likes it. In other words, are Ran Tiantian and Crystal all planned, how can they give themselves gifts together?

After opening the package of the gift and unpacking the box, Chen Qingyun was stunned, and said in his heart: I, no!

The child didn't know how to hide his surprise, Peach Blossom covered her mouth with her little hand and said in surprise: "Ah! That's it! ”

Crystal didn't know why, seeing the surprised expressions of the two, he thought how good the gift he gave was, and said with a little smugness: "How is it, it's beautiful!" This is a limited edition lighter from Dupont, and there are only two pieces in the entire Zhonghai City. I was going to buy them all and make it unique. But unfortunately, I don't know who bought that piece. ”

Chen Qingyun's hand, which originally wanted to take out the lighter, retracted it again. It's really a coincidence, there are only two of them, and they all ran into their own hands.

"It's beautiful. Thank you! Chen Qingyun fiddled with it in his hand, lit the cigarette with the lighter, poured out a puff of smoke, and put the lighter in his trouser pocket.

When Crystal saw that Chen Qingyun liked it, her heart was put down. She rarely buys for men, and she has no experience. When she encountered this lighter, she liked it at first sight. Chen Qingyun likes to smoke so much, I believe he must like it too. With this belief in mind, Crystal bought the lighter.

The two of them have gone through so many things, and the other party has given her such a precious gift from the gods. She should always give each other a gift back!

"Don't worry, thank you. I still have something to say? Crystal sat down next to Peach Blossom.

Chen Qingyun took a puff of cigarette, this girl's gift is really bad! Now that it has been put away, there is no reason to return it, so he nodded and said, "Say, what's the matter." If it's too much, you can't do it! ”

"You think I'm like you! Making excessive demands on others all day long. With so much going on these days, I understand a truth. Sometimes you can't always rely on others, and you need to have some skills. I want you to teach me some self-defense. Crystal said.

"Self-...... Comfort...... Technique? "Chen Qingyun's cigarette butt almost fell on the sofa." You say you want to learn *** skills? ”

Crystal looked like a matter of course and said, "What's wrong, is there anything wrong?" "I don't understand, why did the other party have that kind of expression, it's really annoying, why is it always like a pig brother! I can't even talk to him about something serious.

"If you want to learn *** skills, you can buy some discs, there are a lot of teachings in them! Why do you have to look for me? Chen Qingyun replied.

"Because you're skilled!" Crystal said.

“……”

Chen Qingyun really admires the crystal, he actually wants to rely on himself for this kind of thing. How terrible it is to be a strong woman now! Does this still give men a way to live?

I didn't expect that Crystal, the little girl who was Sven, would also discuss this kind of problem with herself. Not to mention, it's really exciting.

Chen Qingyun touched Peach Blossom's head and said, "Peach Blossom, you go upstairs first." I'm going to look into it separately with your Crystal Mother. ”

"Hey, hey! Let's do your research! I went upstairs and went to bed first. Crystal Mom, you're so cool! After saying that, Peach Blossom jumped off the sofa and ran upstairs with a puff of smoke.

What's so cool about this, I just want to learn some self-defense! Why are these father and daughter so strange?

"Okay, don't you want to learn *** arts? Come with me into the room! Chen Qingyun stood up and said with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.

"What to do in the room, the space is so small. Let's go outside! ”

"Smack, I didn't see it, Xiao Shuishui, you still like to play field battles! There is such a lascivious heart hidden under your pure appearance! All right! Although the weather is colder, I will accompany you. Let's go! Chen Qingyun stood up, pulled the crystal and walked outside.

The crystal tugged back, blushing, and now she finally understood, the big rascal had misunderstood again. Hey, it's really hard to communicate with him! I don't understand, that's it, so many people like it. Even he himself inevitably fell into the mouth of the wolf.

"Wait, what nonsense are you talking about. I just want to be able to resist when I encounter danger. I just wanted to learn a little self-defense from you. It is self-defense, health guard. Can you be a little purer in your mind? ”

Chen Qingyun was stunned for a moment, sweat flowed down, and he dared to misunderstand!

"Hey, that full name is called self-defense, you don't say it all, how do I know which *** technique you want to learn? Really, don't you know that it's easy to misunderstand? You will meet a decent gentleman like me, and when you meet a bad person, you will not immediately strip off your clothes. ”

“……”

There was enough excitement tonight, and Crystal felt a little dizzy. She felt that she couldn't say any more, or she would surely collapse.

"I don't care, I just want to learn anyway. I'll wake you up tomorrow morning, goodbye! Hum! Crystal shook her head and fled with a red face.

After the crystal escaped, Chen Qingyun got up and returned to his room.

He changed his clothes, lay down on the balcony, took two identical lighters and put them in his hands, and chuckled.

Is this providential?

…………

The next morning, Crystal got up early.

As a teacher, Chen Qingyun was naturally not spared, and got up early together.

The temperature on the autumn morning was still quite low, and the two of them stood in the courtyard and felt the coolness.

"Alright, let's get started!" Crystal wore a very kawaii fluffy tracksuit, with a faint pink color against her fair skin, making her look very ***.

Chen Qingyun touched his chin, with a big arc at the corner of his mouth, and nodded: "Okay!" Before I teach you, I'm going to have to give you an idea of what situations you can usually fight back. I'm going to show you all the possibilities. ”

"Good! Hurry up, I can't wait. Crystal rubbed her hands, it was clear that the cold air was chilling her.

Chen Qingyun nodded, came behind the crystal, and hugged the other party from behind.

Crystal's body stiffened, and his face immediately turned red, and he said coquettishly: "Hey, who let you hold me." ”

"Isn't it warm?" Chen Qingyun lowered his chin on Crystal's shoulder, pressed it against the other party's ear, and asked.

Crystal felt an itch in his ears, and then his body was a little weak, and he almost collapsed directly in the other party's arms. This guy's arms are quite warm.

Crystal blushed and nodded.

"Stupid, I'm a robber now, be serious! The bad guys are attacking from behind you, and you have to find a way to get out of my arms. Now think about what the solution is! Chen Qingyun suddenly changed his tone.

“……”

Crystal wants to cry without tears, just now this guy is obviously taking advantage. It's good to be a fool with an underdeveloped cerebellum now. There is no reason for this!

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I raised my foot and stepped on the surface of Chen Qingyun's feet!

It's a pity that the other party has long expected her to do this. Earlier a step out of the way.

"Not bad, not bad. But these are normal human reactions. So it's usually not stepped on. Here's another way to control you from behind. After speaking, Chen Qingyun moved one hand and strangled Crystal's neck.

Just now, the crystal still has some tricks, but after you can't step on it, there is no way to do it. He could only twist his body vigorously in Chen Qingyun's arms, trying to break free from the other party's clamps.

However, her strength is not proportional to Chen Qingyun at all.

After writhing for a long time, I didn't twist it, but I was so tired that I was out of breath.

Suddenly, I felt as if something had hit my buttocks.

"Hey, what are you doing with your phone in your pocket early in the morning?"

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