Japan, also known as mud bombardment, Wa country.

The islands of Japan are long and narrow, small and scarce, and there are many natural disasters, such as earthquakes, volcanoes, and tsunamis.

The I Ching hexagram alone illustrates that the geographical characteristics of the Japanese islands contribute to the unique character of the Japanese people.

Forbearance, humility, and specialization. And in addition to these three positive words, there are also pessimistic, extreme, and paranoid.

Three little mud bombardments, when they arrived in front of my door, one Mr. Ji Boda really made my brother a little surprised.

Not for anything else.

They treated me like a real Jibeda.

This thing is like walking on the edge of a knife, is it true now? No, it's fake. And as soon as it is revealed that I am the real Ji Boda, then Tutuo'er, in an instant, the big escape!

I was stunned.

After a small shock, he still smiled and said to the three mud bombards in English: "What are the three of them bothering to find me for?" ”

Leader,XXX Kogoro。 Abbreviation, Little Five Wolves, said to me very politely: "Mr. Ji, can you let us go in and talk?" ”

Me: "Welcome ......"

Dodge and let in.

The white girl and the black girl standing on the side had different faces.

The white girl is playful, and the black girl is slightly confused and extremely puzzled.

I welcomed the three men in, and told the little black boy to push Catherine outside to bask in the sun first.

Next, let's take a seat.

sat down, beckoned again, black and white girls, coffee served.

The black girl glared at me hatefully, but she still gave three mud bombardments with the white girl and got coffee.

Coffee to.

I'll have a please.

The other party, thank you, hold it in both hands, and take a sip carefully.

At the end, the little five wolves said to me, "Mr. Ji, we noticed you when you were in Hong Kong. Later, I did a special investigation and learned that you are a highly respected young TCM practitioner, and we admire you very much. ”

I smiled and nodded.

Xiao Mud Bang is like this, in the interaction with foreign races, in the initial stage, he is first servile and extremely polite. If you believe it, you will have a deep friendship, and you will gradually have a cold face and become very serious. If you have a deep relationship, in the end, you will take off your mask, expose your claws, and do everything you can to be vicious.

I remember when I was in college, a teacher in our college who had lived in the mud bomb for several years told us. If you feel that the mud bombards are very polite, polite, and friendly, it is that you have not befriended them yet. When you become friends deeply, to the extent that you are inseparable, you will find ......

Hehe.

Anything they do to you, you will never forget.

This is the essence of mud bombardment.

Is it scary? Terrible words, believe me, if there are mud friends, with their interactions, we must grasp the heat, we must limit it, let the other party be subservient, extremely polite, at this stage.

At this time, I said, "You can't admire me, come all the way to America to find me." ”

Little Five Wolves: "Mr. Ji speaks very directly, here's how it ......"

Little Five Wolves told me that one of their presidents was suffering from a very serious illness and was about to hang up. Through investigation, they learned that I am one of the few Chinese medicine doctors in the world who can prolong life with Chinese medicine. Therefore, they came to me, hoping that I could use the means of traditional Chinese medicine to renew their president's life.

When I heard this, I said, "Where is your president now?" ”

Little Five Wolves: "He's in Las Vegas, recuperating." ”

That place in Las Vegas is located in the middle of the desert, and the air is very dry.

As far as I know, it seems to be a very good gold cave.

I know what to expect.

"Well, listen up. As for me, I'm going to leave for Catalina Island right away. The island is very close to Los Angeles. If your president really needs me to treat you, then go to Catalina Island and wait for me to treat the patients before we can continue. If, you ......"

The little five wolves suddenly interrupted me forcefully at this time: "Please Mr. Ji, treat our president first." ”

After speaking, the three mud bombarded and bowed their heads together.

I was stunned.

Little Five Wolves: "Please Mr. Ji, first treat our society." ”

Here comes another sentence.

I'm in a hurry.

You're just using the so-called polite means to force people here!

Uncle Brother, I really don't want to eat your set!

"Janet! Drop-off! ”

Black girl, it flashed with a whoosh.

The three mud bombardments still have to rely on it.

Black girl, go up directly: "Which company are you?" What's your president's name? What are you doing in the U.S.? Are you entering the country legally? Is your president a member of a Japanese yakuza? ”

Under a powerful, aggressive FBI-style interrogation.

Mud boom, back down!

Yes, and then there's a topic of making friends.

Make friends with the mud bombardments, remember one thing, don't treat them as human beings, you will be a scourge to death! Fight hard! That way, they will respect you and become good friends with you.

Why? It's very simple, the US imperialists knew that nuclear weapons were a kind of mass killing weapon against humanity, but they still threw two of them on the mud bombardment site!

Two heavy blows! didn't let the mud bomb grudge with Lao Mei, but Lao Mei was the most popular with the mud bombardment.

Mud bombardment has always been calling at us, using us as a political weapon and a political tool. Why? Hehe, it's just that we are too polite to them, too human!

Therefore, one is not to treat them as human beings psychologically, and the other is to raise oneself to the status of the master in terms of real skills!

In that way, the Japanese people will bow down and become slaves!

"Mr. Ji, we will be waiting for you on Catalina Island. At that time, I hope that you will be treated as our president. The little five wolves stood up, lowered their heads, turned around silently, and exited the room.

Wait until the three mud bombardments escape.

I glanced at the black girl and said, "Well done." ”

The brunette was at a loss: "Why? What did I do? ”

I smiled and said, "These three people, I don't know if you have noticed, the one named Little Five Wolves is the leader, and he has a very obvious feature on his body. ”

The black girl shook her head, indicating that she hadn't noticed.

Bai Niu'er took over: "J, that Japanese man's left hand, no little finger. ”

I like.

The black girl was stunned again: "Disabled? ”

I'm speechless.

I said, "He's not disabled, it's obviously a cut." One of the important traces of Japanese gangs. This little five wolves made mistakes in the gang, and the severed little finger was the punishment for his mistakes. ”

Black girl: "Ah......"

The top gun is about to charge.

The Japanese underworld has appeared in the United States, such a big event, why don't the FBI hurry up? You're idle, waiting for them to become terrorists.

The black girl just ran to the door and asked me to pull it back.

"What's the hurry. ......I craned my neck and looked out, "Lu Luda, you push your sister in." ”

Luroda turned, and pushed little Catherine into the room again.

I sat in my room, and I said, "Now, solemnly, we are going to Catalina Island to live for a while." ”

"Wow......" Bai Niu'er looked bright.

yes, bourgeois girl, for vacations or something, my favorite.

I said, "Well, our small organization, our small group, has just been established, and I, as the boss, have arranged such a trip to encourage everyone to unite, so we have arranged such a journey, which will last about ten days. By the way, White, you book a hotel right away. ”

White blushed and swished...... Escaped.

Uh, this goods, without saying hello, just like that, just escaped?

Next, the crowd began to pack their things.

Catalina, the real full name in Chinese is Santa Catalina Island.

How do you get to this place? The most convenient means of transportation is to dock at the Long Beach Pier in Los Angeles and take a boat, which is just over an hour away.

White booked hotel and ferry tickets.

The name of the hotel is Santa Catalina, which is a four-star international standard.

Anyway, it's all Joseph's money.

We were a group of several people and booked three single rooms and a large suite.

The single room is, black girl, white girl, white, one person per room.

Large suite, three beds, for me, Catherine, and Little Black Boy.

Pack up your things and grab the medicine for Catherine.

We leave our new home.

Travel to Santa Catalina.

I drove to the port, found a place for long-term parking, paid the money, and parked.

That's it, get on board, go.

It was a good day.

The wind is beautiful and the waves are steady.

The boatload was mostly tourists visiting Santa Catalina, and everyone now gathered on the deck to take pictures.

I pushed Catherine's wheelchair and was also on the deck, looking out at the sea and blue sky.

I was blowing the sea breeze and watched it leisurely.

Suddenly, Luda reached out and took my hand, and then whispered, "J, I'm afraid we're going to have trouble on this trip." ”

My heart moved, and I was about to say, am I in less trouble now? You see what's in trouble again.

Xiao Lu Luda raised his head, with very cute eyes, signaled me not to speak, and then, he stretched out his little hand and quietly pointed not far away.

I turned my head.

Well, a bunch of black brothers.

Big thick chains, bald heads, big muscular arms, big breasts!

Of course, the black brothers are not the point, the point is, they are all surrounded by a big black fat man.

The black fat man, about fifty years old, looks very burly, rich, and has a big chain around his neck.

This black and fat, with fierce eyes and a fierce expression, at first glance, it is definitely not a good stubble.

I glanced at it.

The other party, suddenly, turned his head and glared back at me viciously.

I moved my face.

Then he said to me, "J, this man is a wizard from our area, but he is not from the same tribe as me. ”

I nodded, and said on the railing of the boat, "So what? ”

Xiao Lu Luda sighed sadly and said: "It's not going to be good, the key, I once commanded people to kill more than 30 men in their tribe, and in addition, I also robbed more than 20 of them women to come back to be wives." ”

I gasped and looked down at Luruda, and I said, "You...... You're too brutal too. ”

Lu Luda looked at the sea sadly: "Being a wizard, I can't help it." Alas...... Now, what to do? ”