"Then open it and take a look!"

Dongda's wife immediately said to Dongdong.

"It's fine. Look what it is. ”

Dongdong is also a little confused and curious, I don't know who sent the courier to him?

Dongdong unpacked the express.

A brand new package was revealed.

Dongdong unpacked the express.

A brand new package was revealed.

The two glanced at each other, both a little inexplicable.

"I don't believe it!"

The greasy middle-aged Dongdong was annoyed, and the skill of the pit god was activated, and he directly threw off his arms and dismantled it.

Dongdong unpacked the express.

A brand new package was revealed.

Dongdong unpacked the express.

A brand new package was revealed.

Dongdong unpacked the express.

A brand new package was revealed.

Dongdong ......

Until Dongdong unpacked the tenth express package.

Looking at the small gift box in front of him, Dongdong took a deep breath, sank his breath, held his breath, kept himself calm, and didn't rush.

"Who is this? So funny? Isn't this a Russian box that has been very popular on the Internet recently!"

Compared with Dongdong's anger, Dongda's wife felt very interesting and said with a smile.

"How do I know. ”

Dongdong said expressionlessly.

So he opened the gift box.

"Wow~~~"

A very terrifying jumping frog inside immediately popped out, and a black mist erupted from its mouth, and the long frog tongue stuck to Dongda's mouth.

Dongda's wife was immediately frightened and caught off guard and screamed, but after seeing that it was a jumping frog, she regained her calm, and looked at Dongda with a black face angrily and funny.

"This can't be a joke made by an author's friend, right? Today is not April Fool's Day! Ye Heizi, you shouldn't have offended a cute reader friend on the Internet, right? I heard that it is now popular to send blades to the author? It seems that this reader friend is a true fan, but he just made a fool of you and didn't send you a blade, otherwise I would have called the police. ”

She looked at her husband, who had become a non-chief, and said with a smile.

In the end, I couldn't help it, covered my mouth and laughed, my eyes narrowed into a crescent moon, exactly the same as the heroine Ji Yueyue in "Covering the Sky".

And Dongda's wife also likes this role very much, often calling herself Yueyue, and then calling Dongda Ye Heizi, Ye Shuishui, Dongda has corrected it several times, but it still can't be changed, and it can only be done.

This is already an untold secret in the circle of top god authors.

Many people made fun of this at Dongda, laughing and saying that after the "God of the Pit God", Dongda had the reputation of "Ye Heizi".

However, this is only limited to a few great god authors, and it is far less well-known than the previous title.

Dongda's face was already dark enough, and when he heard his daughter-in-law make fun of himself like this, his face was even darker.

"Ji Ziyue, you want to be beaten again, right?

In order to revitalize his husband, Dongda straightened his waist and stared at his daughter-in-law with slanted eyes.

It's just that the young man is invincible to the knife of the years, and the middle-aged greasy Dongda inevitably has the general's belly that middle-aged uncles have, and the husband is obviously sluggish.

"Ye Heizi, you're not afraid that your uncle will come to you, whatever!"

Ji Yueyue said with an indifferent face.

Dongda was immediately cowardly.

The eldest brother in reality is far more bullish than Ji Haoyue in the novel, only Ye Heizi has a good reputation, and Dongda, who does not have Ye Heizi's strength to cover the sky with one hand, is completely unprovoked.

"Ahem, huh, and a note?"

Dongda immediately shifted his gaze and said in surprise.

Dongda's wife has long been accustomed to her husband's cheekiness and shamelessness, and gave a look that I had already seen through, and I just got up with great interest.

After all, if you have a thick face, you still want it, otherwise what if the water is too cold?

"Dear Dongdong Da, hello, I'm a little fan of yours, but in recent days, I have received a complaint from an unknown person from another world, refuting Da Da's slander and smear in the two-dimensional world, so I will wait for a report to return it. Please meet you. A noble man who does not want to be named. Please call me ** tower. Mo Mo Da(づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ"

After reading it, Dongda was not blackened, but his heart was blackened.

This is all naked contempt!

"How dare this son be so mad, it's outrageous, it's just a realistic version of Ye Heishui! No! I'm going to mobilize the whole network to search for this fang! If I don't give this son a lesson that I will never forget, I will live up to my reputation as the god of the pit gods! In the future, no one will dare to make trouble on my Ye Heizi's head!"

Tsundere snorted softly, and Dongda just flicked his sleeves and rebuked with a majestic face.

It's just that in the summer, it is still short-sleeved, and it doesn't throw out that kind of wave of sleeves, the world's terrifying majesty, with that greasy middle-aged face and general's belly, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a black-faced Cao Cao, and it is also a short Cao Gong.

It's kind of funny.

Dongda's wife rolled her eyes angrily: "Ye Heizi, are you dreaming and haven't woken up yet? Do you want me to say 'the concubine obeys orders' again? Hurry back and code your words! There is still idle time to shout here! Be careful that the little fan will really send you a blade next time! I heard that there are still people looking for artifact bricks in the post bar, maybe they will give you the back of the head one day! You will have to cry at that time! Guan Xiaoheiwu is estimated to not be able to save you by then!"

"I'm afraid that the only way to do this is to use the ultimate nirvana: ten shifts a day. to save your little luck!"

Dongda suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

He hadn't been threatened and teased like this before, but it was just a joke between readers and friends, and he never thought that anyone would actually put his ideas into action.

And his address is not known to many people, and even if they do, they will not be able to tell it.

It's just that with the expansion of his popularity, coupled with today's Internet era, everyone can say that there is no secret at all, as long as there is a heart, after all, you can grasp the whereabouts and home address of the other party, so he received many gifts and card messages from readers, urging to change, sending warmth and comfort, but Dongda has always strictly abided by the principle of being a man, being a man with a bottom line, a good husband, and not subject to the slightest temptation from the outside world.

However, it also means that his address has been revealed.

Looking at the funny jumping frog that seems to be laughing at his wisdom and martial arts now, Todai just feels like he is on pins and needles, and his scalp is itchy.

"Well, shouldn't it? Now it's a society ruled by law! The people's servants are working tirelessly and day and night to safeguard the safety of this country, not to mention that this is the imperial capital! Who dares to make trouble at the feet of the Son of Heaven?"

Dongda pretended to be a little calm and said, as he spoke, he became more and more unconfident, and no matter how he looked at it, he seemed to be a little eager to cover up.

Todai's wife is a contemptuous look of "I just quietly watched you pretend to be forced and didn't speak".

"Don't talk about it, if you don't say it, hurry up! We are still counting on you to support your family! Don't think about it! Don't mess with anyone, and don't mess with your own food and clothing!"

Dongda's wife didn't bother to argue with Ye Heizi, glanced at the hour hand on her wrist, walked to the door and changed into work shoes, turned around and said a word to Ye Heizi again, and pointed to the clock on her wrist.

"When my time is up, you hurry up and drink the health and stomach health I made for you! Remember, be a beautiful man at home quietly, don't make a mess! Wait for me to come back and cook for you!"

"Momoda (* ̄3)(ε ̄*)"

gave Dongda, who had become a greasy middle-aged person, a flying kiss, and Dongda's wife waved her little hand, turned around and closed the door.

Todai is still scratching his scalp a little like pins and needles.

I've been getting some itchy scalp lately.