Ban Xian'er tilted her head and thought for a while, and suddenly asked me: "Bai Da, this WIFI, if it is represented by gold, wood, water, fire and earth, what kind of thing is it?" ”

Don't say it, Banxian'er's question really stopped me.

Gold, wood, water, fire and earth can refer to everything in the world, but what is this WIFI?

WIFI is a network, its device is a wireless router, the principle is through the way of routing and forwarding network addresses, to achieve a tow N Internet broadband access.

Wireless routing, with a transmitter, is similar in principle to radio, but with coding and corresponding frequency limitations.

Therefore, pushing up to the five elements, the wireless router should be a golden thing.

And it is yin gold and yin fire, and the golden fire is put together, it is a consumption phase! But this kind of consumption, for gold, the loss is very small, it consumes fire, and the product of its phase consumption is also fire.

The fire lord information culture spreads.

This is in line with the law of wireless signal propagation, so I disconnected this router as a fire.

So, I said to the half-immortal, "When it comes out, it should be a golden and fiery object." ”

The half-fairy pondered: "If it is something that belongs to the golden fire phase, I use this compass, but it is not difficult to locate it." ”

I nodded and said, "In this way, you try it first, and on my side, I have to find a way to monitor Lu Qinggang." ”

Half Fairy: "What's the monitoring?" ”

I hehe: "Look at that goods, how to masturbate!" ”

Actually, it's very simple to know how classmate Lu masturbates without the other party's knowledge.

I took a look, the structure of the big mansion is good, I have small balconies on each floor and every room, these balconies are easy to climb, and their difficulty coefficient is much lower than the cliffs in the mountains of my hometown.

After a clear division of labor, I began to understand where Lu Qinggang's room was.

During this period, Xiaorou called back, she said that she asked someone to check, and the other party said that she would wait until tomorrow to find an opportunity to go to the computer room and call up the data, so as to know which lines were received in the Lu family's house.

I just left Xiaorou's phone here.

The half-fairy came running with a compass in her hand.

I Shun: "Your family is fairy, what do you say!" ”

Half Fairy: "Ouch, it's really strange that he is an immortal." According to what our family Pan Xian'er said, this wireless router seems to be installed on the head of the bed in Lu Qinggang's room! ”

Ah! ~

I patted Banxian on the shoulder, gritted my teeth and said, "That's right!" ”

The half-fairy was stunned: "What's right?" ”

I said, "What is a wireless router, sending signals out vigorously, generally, we usually are exposed to the radiation of wireless signals, but it is not a big deal." But if you put that thing on the table and sleep with it in your head, you try! Two and a half days, it will make you dizzy and dizzy. ”

The half-fairy realized: "Ouch! This thing, this thing can still hurt people. ”

I sneered: "This is still an ordinary home wireless router, if you get an industrial-grade one and secretly install it in a secret compartment at the head of the bed, you see!" Unless that person is a deformed gold steel, he must be sick, and if he is sick, he doesn't know how he is sick! ”

Ban Xian'er said: "Who is this, so bad, secretly install the wireless router at the head of the bed, this is also too yin." ”

I said, "Wait for the night to fall, as soon as the night falls, you will know what our brother Lu is doing!" ”

After dinner, I greeted Mr. Ouda.

When night fell, I came to the window, took out the skills I used to pick wild fruits on the mountain cliffs, jumped out of the window, went up to the balcony, and then grabbed the balcony railing with my hand, and went down to the corresponding balcony on the second floor.

The distance between the balconies on the second floor is very short, only 60 minutes long, and you can jump over it by standing on the balcony and stepping over.

I try not to make a sound from my feet.

jumped twice and came to the balcony corresponding to Lu Qinggang's room.

windows, dropped the curtains.

I tried to look inside, and saw that the window was closed, but it was not locked.

I reached out and gave it a gentle nudge.

The pure steel sliding window slid open more than ten centimeters in an instant.

This width, for voyeurism, is enough. I leaned sideways, standing on the balcony, carefully opening the curtains. Look in.

Okay.

A skinny, skinny young man was meditating cross-legged with his eyes closed, facing the computer. In addition, beside him was a simple small incense burner, in which three incense sticks with a strange smell were inserted.

I put my nose in the window and sniffed it carefully.

I'll go! No way! This ...... The fragrance of this goods is actually made of goldenrod!

Goldenrod, also known as mandala flower, in traditional Chinese medicine, has the effect of strong anesthesia, it is rumored that Hua Tuo, Hua predecessor's hemp boiling, is to put that thing, with other flavors of medicine developed and made.

This thing is a controlled drug, and in the mainland, you can't get your hands on it until the relevant departments issue a certificate.

Okay, let me summarize for this classmate Lu.

Head to the radio and suck goldenrod!

With a two-pronged approach, if he can be clear, then it is called an aggressive thing.

I'll take a look.

After about six or seven minutes, classmate Lu suddenly opened his eyes, struggled to get up, and grabbed an overweight alien laptop on the table like a fairy.

Then he flipped the screen.

The computer is not turned off, and the screen is shining.

I squinted, looked at the object, and quickly typed a web address into my browser. Then, a dialog box pops up to enter the authentication code.

He flew like a finger, crackling and losing.

Enter.

Swish!

The screen suddenly lit up.

And then.........

A bewitching girl in a transparent robe appears on the screen.

That's right, the style of the dress is a Taoist robe, but it is made of yarn, transparent, transparent. Inside, the white and tender bulges and the black ravines are all covered by his uncle.

Hey?

Isn't this the legendary video passion?

Oh, I'll go, classmate Lu is so good.

I continued to watch, but the next second, I realized that this thing is not the so-called video passion that the majority of otaku talk about at all!

The girl on the computer spoke.

"Husband, why is it a little late today?"

Classmate Lu was dumbfounded: "There are a few doctors in the house, and I don't feel like they are good people." Just after meditating, I noticed that there was a demonic spirit, and I was trying to find the root cause, but unexpectedly, my consciousness was in a trance, and I suddenly lost it, so I wanted to communicate with my mother, and then practice the method of double cultivation, which helped my skills to increase greatly. ”

When I heard this, I said in my heart, your uncle, this classmate Lu, really went crazy and fell into the devil! It's not light. Under the double stimulation of drugs and radiation, his brain is about to split into a new personality!

Great! I'm witnessing the birth of a little psychopath.

At this moment, the little goblin on the screen chuckled: "Husband, come, be obedient, listen to the lady." Obediently, follow me, I am the husband of the lady, I am loyal to the lady, and I love the lady the most. ”

Classmate Lu, muttered: "I am the husband of the lady......"

When classmate Lu finished reading, the goblin was happy again, put the two pink mouths in front of the camera, clicked, and gave classmate Lu a virtual kiss.

Student Lu was happy, and his face was full of laughter.

His eyes widened, and he couldn't wait to get into the screen. swallowed his spit and said, "Lady, I want it, I want double cultivation." I want a secret method. ”

The little goblin suddenly raised his eyebrows: "Kneel down and kowtow to the lady three times." ”

Student Lu held the laptop, as if holding his ancestor, carefully put it on the ground, and then knelt down, plop, plop, plop, and honestly kowtowed three times.

"Good!" The little goblin spoke again at this time: "Now, you take a deep breath of Tongtian incense. ”

Lu put his nose in front of the goldenrod and took a deep breath......

"Good! You look at me, I'm going to slowly melt, like water, invade your body......"

The leprechaun leaned in front of the camera and gently unbuttoned his shirt.

Student Lu stared wide-eyed, staring at ......

"Quick, come in." The leprechaun let out a dreamy cry.

Mr. Lu, quickly take off your pants!

Next second!

Masturbation begins!

I stood on the balcony and sighed in my heart, I really served this layout.

In real life, it would be too difficult to arrange a female land, get close to classmate Lu, and then find a way to control it. But on the Internet, I took advantage of Lu's curiosity about metaphysics, women, and a series of other things. first gave him incense, then gave him an account, and then let him go online, chat and communicate with this woman, and finally, capture this poor boy through the Internet!

Classmate Lu is masturbating.

suddenly

The little goblin stretched out his hand and draped a blanket and said, "I'm going offline, next, my divine consciousness will break through the void and meet you, you close your eyes, lie on the bed, and wait for me." ”

Phew, the screen is black.

This trick is bad.,Hook up the person.,Just at the moment when you were about to masturbate.,Suddenly dodged and left.。

What should I do?

That's right, just close your eyes and lie in bed and fantasize.

All right!

Classmate Lu glanced at the screen pitifully, then went to bed with his pants, closed his eyes again, and fell into a deep fantasy through the stimulation of goldenrod.

Two minutes later.

I saw him reach into the air.

"Lady, lady, you're here, hurry, hug me."

Lu stretched out his arms and slashed in the air.

I stood outside the window and sighed lowly.

There is no doubt that the villain of classmate Lu is doing a very clever means to destroy classmate Lu.

The Internet itself has a sense of mystery.

Coupled with the stimulation of drugs, it is really killing people without seeing blood, destroying people and destroying their senses!

Moreover, this website that can interact with goblin videos, I guess the other party is also specially created for Lu.

This is very simple.

At the technical level, you only need a simple peanut shell program to make a small website from your home computer.

The root cause of the disease has been found, and the next step is how to take medicine to save it.

I thought about it for a moment and silently closed the window.

Unfold the invincible climbing Dafa, whoosh ......

Back to the third floor house.

When I entered the house, I happened to see Ou Zhengde also drinking tea and chatting with Banxian'er and Zhang Yuan in the room.

When he saw me coming in through the window, he was stunned at first, and then asked, "How is it, do you see anything?" ”

I told you what I saw, as it was.

Ou Zhengde was stunned......

At the end, he gritted his teeth and said, "It turns out that someone is setting up a lovesickness bureau!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I suddenly came to my senses and said, "Yes, I think this technique is somewhat familiar." In the Dream of Red Mansions, Wang Xifeng killed Jia Rui, isn't it just such a lovesick game? In the end, Jia Rui was physically and mentally devastated, and then died with a whimper. ”

Ou Zhengde nodded and said: "Yes, it's just that in modern times, this bureau has changed this acacia bureau again, and then made full use of the high-tech network." ”

Ou Zhengde asked me at this time: "Mr. Ji, what do you think, how to break this bureau?" ”

I thought for a moment: "The key is the woman on the other end of the network!" ”

Ou Zhengde carefully tasted my words and said: "Although the sword is biased and unreasonable, it is not a bad move!" ”

Then he turned his head: "In this way, tomorrow, I will arrange someone to find out what IP address you are talking about, where it corresponds, and then ......."

I would smile and I said to Ou Zhengde: "I understand, I know, then, how to do it!" ”