Chapter Fifty-Six: Outside and Inside (Part II)

Xu Shrimp laughed and said, "So you are much better than her?" ”

Ji Ruomin was even more anti-heavenly: "She is still on a par with me? Anything like this is an insult to me. Do you know what I was learning back then? Who are the faculty members who teach me? ”

Xu Shrimp was aroused by curiosity: "What person?" ”

Ji Ruomin pointed his fingers: "All of them are champions of various national martial arts competitions, and they teach secrets that are not passed on." We communicate with foreign military and foreign police every year, but we are not allowed to perform in hand-to-hand combat skills. ”

Xu Xia believed that what she said was true, but she also believed that even without Ji Ruomin's "point", Qiao Yueyue should be very strong, and continued to postscript: "It turns out to be so powerful." ”

Ji Ruomin couldn't help but say: "Then what do you think? Usually spanking your ass twice, just to tease you, if you really want to do it, it is to add you and Qiao Yueyue together, and then multiply it by ten, I don't have a problem. ”

This is a big blow. Xu Xia secretly wondered, why don't you just say twenty? smiled: "It's just a matter of multiplying me by ten, what's the matter with multiplying Qiao Yueyue by ten?" Do you really want to make up a pair of ten and beat them one by one to get angry? ”

Ji Ruomin said hatefully: "Then what do you think?" If it weren't for my colleague's sake, you thought I would let you talk nonsense with her? It's been more than seven hours. ”

Xu Shrimp smiled bitterly: "Then you still stare at people and talk nonsense?" I would have made it clear to someone earlier. ”

Ji Ruomin said confidently: "Why do I have to tell her? That's my own business, my own **, I can say it if I am happy, and I don't say it if I don't like to say it, what does it matter to her? That is, I have a good temper now, and this has to be put in the past...... Forget it, don't bother to pay attention to her. ”

Xu Xia frowned unconsciously, with Ji Ruomin's attitude, don't take a few words seriously, take a preventive shot, it's really not good, just wanted to admonish, looked down at her police uniform, and said consciously: "Why didn't you change your clothes today?" You won't even have a meal, will you? ”

Ji Ruomin said aggrievedly: "You go out to pick up girls, and you still soak two, and you don't let me call, I'm full of anger, and I'm in a hurry, how can I still eat?" ”

Xu Xia didn't say a word, hugged her aside and said, "How can you do it if you don't eat?" I'll get you some. ”

Ji Ruomin looked at him and said, "Will you get it?" ”

Xu Shrimp smiled and said, "Nothing else, it's always okay to put down a bag of noodles and beat two eggs, right?" ”

As soon as I took off my coat, I went into the kitchen, pulled a bucket of instant noodles, took two eggs, opened the stove and got it up.

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The time is short, the noodles are soft and fragrant, the two poached eggs are swollen with happy and lovely bubbles, and the aroma of the stomach is full of the churning heat.

Ji Ruomin looked at him playing with all this, his nose was a little sour, and his heart was moved and satisfied, just like a poached egg in a pot, boiling and satisfying. It turns out that this stinky scoundrel is really good, can tease her, can coax her, can listen to her bragging, and can also care about her considerately. Unconsciously stepped forward, wrapped his hands around his waist, and pressed close behind him.

Xu Shrimp felt the affection coming from behind him, and was also filled with happiness. The silly girl is really well-behaved, coaxing two good words, listening to her nagging two nonsense words, and then putting down the bag of noodles, she was so moved. It turns out that being a man really can't be too pretentious, and whether his wife is happy or not is the only criterion for testing men.

The two eggs were almost ready soon, Xu Shrimp took advantage of the egg yolk not solidified, took a bowl and served it, stopped for a while, took another bowl, and then put out the noodles, and the meal was perfectly done.

The silly girl was still wrapped around him, Xu Xia gently took her hands away, turned around and said, "Silly girl, hurry up and eat, and then continue to taste bad after eating?" ”

Ji Ruomin said gently and mischievously: "Little stinky shrimp, you are honest, why is it so good today?" Did you do something bad and didn't tell me about it? ”

Xu Xia said with a good face: "Go and go, I don't know what to do, I won't care about you next time." He walked to the couch angrily.

Ji Ruomin smiled and picked up the two bowls, sat down next to him, looked at him charmingly, and enjoyed the poached eggs that were so happy that they could flow oil.

The indoor lights are quiet, and the air is entwined with the veins of the two people, and the atmosphere is very warm.

Ji Ruomin, who has always eaten very quickly, only took more than a minute to eat two eggs and a bowl of noodles, and even drank the soup.

Wipe his mouth with satisfaction, lie on his stomach, lie on his lap, raise a beautiful face like a flower, and look at him emotionally.

Xu Shrimp surged tenderly, stroked her head, and rubbed it like a kitten.

Ji Ruomin was sensitive to the love from his lover's palm, rubbed forward, hugged his arms, and buried the whole person in his arms.

Xu Xia stroked her back, thought for a while, and said, "Ruomin, there is one more thing, I have to explain two words to you." ”

Ji Ruomin fell into his arms full of intoxication, and said a vague "um", which was an answer.

Xu Xia patted her on the back and reminded her gently: "Ruomin, after Zhuang Tong finished talking to Qiao Yueyue, with Qiao Yueyue's temper, it is estimated that he can run to ask you, and when the time comes, you can make it clear to others, even if you say two soft words, don't make things bigger." ”

Ji Ruomin was photographed comfortably by him, and said absent-mindedly: "As long as she doesn't beat you anymore, I don't bother to meet her generally." ”

Xu Xia was still not at ease, and said patiently: "Anyway, after all, you are colleagues, you are still a leader, and you also said it just now, and you also taught her the secret of not passing it on, so she can be regarded as her master." A colleague, a master, and a leader, you can't make any trouble with your apprentice, then I will be busy for half a day, and you will be in vain for seven hours. ”

Ji Ruomin straightened up impatiently: "Oh, you don't want to be mother-in-law, when will my Ji Ruomin say it doesn't count?" As long as she doesn't beat your mind, don't say a few soft words to her, even if you apologize to her and apologize. ”

Then her hands moved from her waist to her neck, and she said obsessively: "I am fascinated by your stinky little shrimp now, as long as you are honest and don't cause trouble, I don't bother to pay attention to other people's affairs." ”

Xu Xia had no choice but to take this selfish ghost, so he had to say: "That's okay, you remember to be kind to people, if she really wants to find you, just apologize to her, and then explain a few more words." ”

Ji Ruomin said impatiently: "I know, I've been back for so long, and it's not good to hug others and extinguish the fire for others." ”

Xu Shrimp smiled and said, "Damn! Hug and extinguish the fire? Are you going to be a water gun? ”

Ji Ruomin smiled beautifully: "Anyway, I will definitely be able to extinguish the fire." He patted him on the cheek: "As for you, let's take your time, as long as you behave well enough, I won't be yours sooner or later?" ”

With a long leg, he sat in his arms head-on, rubbed his ass in front of him, and got up leisurely in his habit.

Xu Xia was grinded to the ground, and slapped her on the ass fiercely: "You female hooligan, you are really a selfish ghost." ”

Ji Ruomin ate and laughed, jumped forward and rubbed his buttocks even more.

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Thank you for the enthusiastic evaluation of the little boy who played Tai Chi, thank you.