Xu Zixuan said to the male classmates bitterly, "I said you guys, you usually have nothing to do, watch less TV, read more books, is there anything real in TV?" Is that all the effect of the show understandable? If you don't pretend to be very hard and painful in the show, where will the ratings come from? understand？ ”

"Nirvana" Obviously, the voice is a little uncertain.

"Also, since you are cooperating with Nan En to act, you should know that this is just a performance, don't always say anything practical and logical stupid to allow variety shows to say that picking bamboo shoots is very tiring, and we are not allowed to pick bamboo shoots happily and easily in this scene? Do you really want to play with Nan En happily? ”

"Think" this voice, the earth is shaking!

"That's right. If you want to play with Naen, you have to accept that she can easily pick bamboo shoots? ”

“yessir！”

"Okay, let's move on to the plot!" At this time, Nan En couldn't laugh anymore, her whole body leaned on Xu Zixuan's body and shrugged it, and the two male classmates who saw it were jealous and envious!

"Nan En is an innocent girl who went to the bamboo forest to pick bamboo shoots and walked here, when suddenly two robbers dressed in black, wearing black hats, and wearing black scarves around their faces jumped out of the bamboo forest."

"It's silent, it's really an old terrier!

"You" Xu Zixuan pointed to a tall and thin classmate, "You play the robber armor, your lines are: I opened this mountain, I planted this bamboo, if you want to pull bamboo shoots and leave to buy money, your expression must be fierce." Yes, there is a little bit of ferocity mixed with **, right. That's it. I still have that knife in my hand, so I'll replace it with your stationery box. Go to the side and find a feeling."

After instructing the thin and tall man, Xu Zixuan moved his gaze to another fat man.

"You are also a robber" Although the fat man's eyes were full of expectation, Xu Zixuan still ruthlessly shattered his illusions.

"You're dressed the same as him, and the props are pretty much the same, but the lines are a little different!"

"Oh? What Nirvana am I going to say? The fat man asked curiously.

"Listen to your lines: Mushroom Lady Dessoga Eight Geya Road Hua Gu Liang is obedient, otherwise you will die."

The voice is over. The scene was silent.

A breeze blew, a few dead bamboo leaves flew in the air, and a crow flew over everyone's heads.

"oppa" Naen was really shocked by Xu Zixuan's creativity, and she couldn't even speak clearly, "What about you?" What role do you play? ”

"Me?" Xu Zixuan said arrogantly, "Of course I'm a hero!" At a time when you are being molested and coerced by these two robbers. I suddenly appeared in the bamboo forest, and then I beat them to the ground with three strikes and five divided by two, and then, one of them flew away without taking a cloud with me."

"How? How about the idea? Xu Zixuan crossed his waist proudly.

“oh，mygod！” Nun kept hammering her head. After a while, she raised her head and said to Xu Zixuan bitterly, "Oppa, let me summarize your creativity!" ”

"Okay!"

"A Korean girl. Picking bamboo shoots in the bamboo forest. Then he was robbed by a Celestial Empire thief and a Japanese Taijun, and the last one who had no lines and didn't know which country it was and didn't know where it came from, suddenly appeared, defeated the Celestial Empire thief and the Japanese Taijun, and saved the Korean girl. In the end, it disappeared without taking away a cloud with a whoosh? ”

"Well, it sums it up very well," Xu Zixuan nodded with satisfaction.

"A mo," Nan's laughter was worse than crying at this time, "that's what you came up with?" Your idea? It's not as good as my Sichun girl."

"What? Dissatisfied? Xu Zixuan's face began to look a little ugly!

"It's not that I'm not satisfied," said Nan Ai, "I'm just afraid that I won't pass the professor's assessment."

Xu Zixuan was swallowed. That's because you're a poor professor and don't know how to appreciate fine art, you see, Nan. I can stretch a little more, like this Tae-kun."

Xu Zixuan took a step forward. His hands pressed tightly on the fat man's shoulders.

"I can also use a trick to tear devils to your professor, you see, your professor is Korean, right?"

"yes, yes!" Nan En was already almost confused by Xu Zixuan.

"That's right!" Xu Zixuan was afraid of both hands, which scared the fat Taijun.

"Do you think, do Koreans, especially the older generation of Koreans, hate the Japanese? And it's also a fat lady."

Nann really didn't know how to respond.

"If I'm talking about the effect of acting, if I tear this Taijun off in front of your professor, will he be very excited and excited? Can this excitement, excitement give you a low score? ”

"Hehehehehe," Nun smirked ridiculously, "Where's that oppa toilet?" Why does my stomach hurt so much? Hey, what about the toilet? I'm looking for a toilet to go to."

Just like Xu Zixuan just now, Nan En also used the trick of urinating in a desperate situation.

"Ah, Nan, don't go yet, this scene is not finished yet, wait for me, you are going in the wrong direction over there! I'm rubbing, you're still running"

The farce is finally over. Such a hand-tossed devil drama naturally can't be on the stage, not even the stage of teaching in schools.

Sitting in the nanny car sent by the company, Nan still looked constipated.

And Xu Zixuan was humming a little song with a spring breeze and sitting in the co-pilot seat.

Driver? You ask the driver?

Do you still need to ask? Of course, it's our prosperity!

"oppa" Nan suddenly turned her head and stared at Xu Zixuan in the rearview mirror, "Did you mean it just now?" ”

“mo？ Why should I do it on purpose? Xu Zixuan shook his head and replied.

"Didn't mean to?" Nan En smiled bitterly and watched Xu Zixuan play treasure, "Is your plot really something that a normal person can come up with?" If you still tear Taijun, you are not afraid to scare the professor and classmates into fainting? ”

"Ahh It's a shame that you're still a student of the drama performance department, and you don't understand this common sense! Speaking of this, Xu Zixuan seemed to be emotional, "Actually, I have other ideas." Look, isn't there an anti-Japanese war drama in South Korea? When the time comes, how about you take a tea egg as a grenade and hide it in the crotch of your pants to avoid Taijun's search, and then go to Taijun's turret and take out the grenade and blow it up? Did you create the image of a heroic child?! ”

Nunn wisely kept her mouth shut. She really didn't dare to look alike, and if she continued to chat, Xu Zixuan would say something earth-shattering and terrifying.

Her fragile little heart can't bear it! (To be continued......)

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