Chapter 18: I can tell at a glance that you're a dick
Xu Feng got up at five o'clock in the morning, wore a set of sportswear, walked to the square outside Aster's apartment and ran. Although it was September, the weather in Yanjing was a little cold in the morning, Xu Feng ran around the square less than 500 meters in circumference for more than a dozen laps, during which he didn't see a single person, except for an old man about fifty years old sleeping on the table in the security booth, Xu Feng couldn't see a person.
Xu Feng sighed secretly, thinking that it is no wonder that most of the urban people are frail and sickly, while the rural people are strong, this is the difference, urban people go to bed late every day, and after getting up, they are in a hurry to rush to work, some solve breakfast in the car, and some simply don't eat breakfast. It's strange that you can be in good health in such a life.
After Xu Feng ran more than a dozen laps, he returned to Aster's apartment and started boxing in front of his room, which was the most common Taijiquan, but this set of very soft Taijiquan became fierce and rigid in his hands, and every punch had a strong fist style.
After a long time, Xu Feng sighed: "The old man is right, Tai Chi is indeed not suitable for me. ”
On the way back to the small black house, he actually met Lin Luoran, and the two of them looked at each other quietly.
"So early?" Xu Feng said with a smile.
Lin Luoran looked at him and didn't speak, just walked outside and ran in the morning, although she wanted to scold the boy who took away her first kiss.
Xu Feng touched his nose and reluctantly returned to his room......
Jeans, a plaid shirt, canvas shoes, large, fashionable black-rimmed glasses, and a low baseball cap with a pressed brim on his head.
Xu Feng was dressed in a very fashionable costume and appeared at the gate of Yenching University, and Lin Luoran, Chu Kexin and Ye Wanqing had asked Lin Tian to arrange someone to pick them up this morning, but Xu Feng said that he didn't need it, he didn't like to show off, and it was not Xu Feng's habit to go to school one after another with luxury convoys.
The traffic is full of people.
Happy smiling faces, everyone is happy.
Today is the opening day of Yenching University, a famous university in the country, which is extremely lively on and off campus. In front of the gate, there are many faculties and departments holding banners welcoming new students, and below the banners are tables and chairs, and piles of seniors are looking left and right with shining eyes, while the seniors are holding loudspeakers and shouting slogans such as "Freshmen from the Department of Economics and Management gather here" or "Please follow me from the Department of Computer Science".
The gates of the school have long been blocked, and all private cars are not allowed to enter the campus, even if you have money or power in your family, you must get out of the car. Therefore, many parents carry large bags and small bags to send their children to report. Xu Feng's eyes were sharp, and he immediately saw Lin Tian and Lin Luoran, the three girls not far away, and watched them report to different places under the leadership of several senior sisters.
"Yenching University" Xu Feng raised his head and looked at the quaint university gate, looking at a few big characters of the Holy Flying Phoenix Dance, suddenly some emotion, he has never gone to school in his life, all knowledge, all learned in the army, just language he has learned several kinds, not to mention Chinese, in addition to English, Russian, French these languages he will also, not the kind of simple communication, but the kind of countries in these languages, Xu Feng can use pure local language to talk and live with people in those countries.
Xu Feng was also a little excited in his heart, after all, this was his first time going to school.
Xu Feng's big feet suddenly stepped into the gate of Yenching University, and looked up at the road conditions and beautiful scenery inside Yenching University. Looking at the warm reception of those seniors and the beads of sweat on their foreheads, the suspicious and proud expressions on the faces of those wrinkled parents were the most beautiful scenery Xu Feng had seen in this university.
Xu Feng raised his head and looked around for the orientation office of the Department of Psychology, but he couldn't find it after looking for a long time, and in desperation, Xu Feng walked up to a beautiful senior sister and asked for directions. Under the enthusiastic guidance of the beautiful senior sister, I walked through the crowd and walked to the most marginal area, and finally saw the red banner of "Orientation Office of the Department of Psychology of Yenching University" not far away.
Unlike the orientation offices of other faculties, there are no students and parents crowded under the orientation office of the Department of Psychology, only two guys who are responsible for welcoming new students are sleeping on the table.
Xu Feng walked over, knocked on the table and said, "Hello." ”
A guy who also wore big black-framed glasses and his hair was messy like a bird's nest looked upside down in a daze: "Who are you looking for in the morning and eight in the morning?" ”
Hearing the question of this goods, Xu Feng almost fainted. Isn't this an orientation place? Since he asked himself who he was looking for, it was still seven or eight mornings, and it was almost noon.
"Hello, I'm here to report." Xu Feng said helplessly.
When the man with glasses heard Xu Feng's words, he swept around blankly, and then muttered: "Oh, it's not in the bedroom, Nima is still dreaming." ”
He thought he was sleeping in the bedroom, and Xu Feng was an uninvited guest.
The man with glasses took the book and slapped it at the other guy who was sleeping on his stomach, and shouted, "Ribs, pick up the customer." ”
Xu Feng really took this glasses man this time, and every sentence is extremely classic. And he said it unintentionally, and it seems that he himself does not know his own humor.
The rib man jumped up all of a sudden, and said with his eyes shining: "Is it a beauty?" Is it a beauty? ”
After the rib man saw Xu Feng, he was immediately disappointed, and said to the man with glasses, "You are busy first, and I will sleep for a while." There are beautiful women who call me again. ”
Xu Feng's forehead suddenly turned black into a line, and his feelings are still treated?
The man with glasses squinted at Xu Feng, stretched out his hand and said, "Admission Letter." ”
Xu Feng took out the admission letter from his trouser pocket and handed it over, took the form handed over by the man with glasses, lay on the table, and after filling out the form, handed the form back.
The man with glasses didn't look at Xu Feng's admission letter, nor did he look at the form Xu Feng filled in, but looked Xu Feng up and down from beginning to end.
Xu Feng's heart tightened, this product can't be a gay man.
"Let me guess, let me guess." The man with glasses muttered to himself. "Levi's plaid shirt and jeans, shoes are Converse -- of course, A-goods."
"I have a high degree of myopia, and at first glance, I know that I am holding my mobile phone to read novels and play games on the Internet every day. The calluses on the palms are very thick and there is a lot of dead skin, which must have been touched by the mouse. The baseball cap is to cover your hair that hasn't been washed for days, and the brim is pressed so low that you don't like to meet people, and from another point of view, it can also show that you are a super unconfident guy. ”
"The most important thing is your standing. You are not standing with your feet parallel to each other on behalf of ordinary young people, nor are you standing with your feet crossed on behalf of literary and artistic youth, but with one foot in front and one foot behind. The body is loose, as if the whole person is deserting. Seeing that you opened your mouth in surprise and heard the smell of Yida gum, you must also have bad breath, but you are afraid of being discovered. ”
Syllable!
The man with glasses slapped him on the table, and the rib man who had just fallen asleep next to him woke him up again.
His eyes lit up, and he pointed at Xu Feng excitedly and said his conclusion: "I can see at a glance that you are a ** silk." ”