Chapter 246 New Edition of Military Training - I
PS: I can only say that the previous chapter was not well written, but in fact, this chapter is also in general. But it will get better soon.
No matter how much the storm of public opinion sweeps through the calm land, what needs to be done still has to be done. However, the act that led to this controversy should be included in the list of those not worthy of imitation.
Military training, perhaps, should start in another way.
If it is only taken literally, the dolls who are separated from the actual production and go to "study agriculture and engineering" are all preparations for future survival. However, in today's society, the meaning of existence has expanded extensively. The new version of the explanation of the six arts of the gentleman appears in many online novels, proving that the rules of survival of more than 2,000 years ago no longer apply. And this ever-changing thirty years of change is an explosion that has accumulated for two thousand years, so some of the rules of survival should also change.
At least, that's what Zhuge Liang thinks.
Under his auspices, new military training courses have been extensively prepared at the University of Fame.
Huang Xiaohua doesn't like military training. Yesterday, I tossed for more than ten hours, and I was so sore and weak that I couldn't wait to lie down on the playground and sleep. When the night came, he didn't even have the speed to run. If it weren't for the scream of the goddess in his mind, he wouldn't have had the heart to rush over at all. Of course, the end result was ironic, and by the time he rushed over, the battle was almost over.
Fortunately, Deng Yirui didn't seem to be injured. Huang Xiaohua's heart was calm. But when she got up today, Huang Xiaohua, who originally thought that the military training had been canceled because of this conflict, was stunned to hear that the military training would continue. A new group of instructors has already arrived.
Of course, Huang Xiaohua wouldn't know that this group of new instructors appeared here under the arrangement of the Black Clothes Society. Although the specific matters are still being negotiated with the education department, this group of instructors has already taken up their new duties ahead of schedule.
When the document from the higher-level education department was sent to Wu Shijie, the director of the education bureau of Jinxiu City was so angry that he was angry. He just missed a great opportunity. In front of the female secretary and his superiors, he decisively chose to obey his superiors. If his official position is not guaranteed, then there will be any female secretary in front of him.
It's just a pity that this good opportunity was missed. The happy life of having something to do for the secretary during the day and nothing to do at night is the happy life of the secretary, is it possible that he is far away from himself like this? No, no, no, Wu World will not be willing to be in this situation.
Putting aside Wu Shijie, who had become helpless due to the intervention of his superiors, when this group of new instructors with the word "Neiwei" written on their armbands appeared on the playground, many people looked at a celebrity in the Tang Dynasty. Among them, many ministers led by Di Renjie had been persecuted by the internal guards of the political secret service at that time. Now seeing the internal guards who appeared in front of them in broad daylight, how could they not tremble and almost want to go first.
"Don't worry." Stalin, who did not know why, stood beside Di Renjie and said, "It's not NKVD's." ”
Di Renjie glanced at him: "The internal guards of the Tang Dynasty are basically no different from the institution led by Beria." ”
But something they didn't expect was. The new instructors quickly found a cool place to stay. Just when everyone was puzzled, Zhuge Liang led a group of people to appear in front of everyone.
I saw the military advisor raise the big horn in his hand and say to the people standing on the playground with a smile: "Anyone wants to learn to drive." As I said, our driving school is free for our students. The new military training subjects have come out, so you don't have to worry about practicing cannon fodder postures, because our purpose is to learn the skills you will use in the future. Driving is one of them. ”
The audience was silent. There are quite a few people who have opened their mouths wide. Since junior high school, the so-called military training is to stand in a military posture and walk in unison. Where is there anything that can be applied to what has been learned? …
Zhuge Liang looked at the surrounding situation, and in a trance, he thought that time had stood still. He hadn't heard of a few lords with such abilities. But in the blink of an eye, the entire playground erupted with joyful "lava".
The new military training subjects were sent to each student's mobile phone via text message. All of them have installed the messaging app of Celebrity University, or most of them have changed to Star Cat phones. Sun Luo, who has nothing to do, hides in the electronic world and develops a lot of interesting applications for the Star Cat operating system. Major well-known software has also begun to develop applications for the Starcat operating system. Sun Luo's ambition is not over, the weakness of the domestic operating system, as well as the information insecurity of the foreign operating system, has led to the further expansion of the development space of the Starcat system.
Putting this aside, after all, the Star Cat mobile phone, which has just obtained the network access license, has not yet begun to be tested by the market. The road ahead is still very long.
After seeing the content of the new military training, the students were all surprised and stunned. Even the reborn didn't know what Zhuge Liang had put in the gourd.
"Trail running. Basic training for wilderness survival. ”
"C Language Basics, Computer Hardware Maintenance."
"Basic Practice of Driving Techniques."
"How to use the washing machine in the dormitory building, why do you even have this?"
Huang Xiaohua was also stunned to see these messages. There is also a rule that students need to choose a few items in turn according to their own schedule. Submit by 8 p.m. tonight via the client installed on your phone, or by logging in to the relevant page on the school's website. Arrangements will be made overnight.
Huang Xiaohua thinks this is similar to filling in the application when admitted. And there is also a dispensing function. In other words, if there are too many people working on one project at the same time, some of them will be assigned to other projects.
I don't think this kind of arrangement will happen in other schools. Huang Xiaohua can tell herself this with confidence. Or even take this out and show it off. After all, not every school has the money to provide a digital goodie package for its students. I heard that students who study photography even have SLR cameras in them. And these are available for free.
Of course, what Huang Xiaohua can't know is that Zhuge Liang, who is interested in creating a modern utopia, will of course come up with something new. In order to make a name for itself as a digital product of Xingmao Group, tens of millions of dollars are spent to equip students with mobile phones and computers, which can be regarded as another form of advertising expenditure, and it is the kind that does not flow into the fields of outsiders.
If you have to talk about the quality of the products that students get, I am afraid that they will lose to the mainstream products of first-line brands. It's a pity that there are very few sales channels for Star Cat.
But Huang Xiaohua doesn't care about sales. That has nothing to do with him as a student. He just needs to know how to select the quality of the goods in his hands. Originally, his grandfather had promised to buy him a mobile phone and so on after he entered school. However, after getting the school's digital bag, the money can be saved. The real estate developers in the city are fucking supported by the government again. Housing prices will further stabilize and are likely to continue to climb. This is not good news for middle-class families who are buying a house in a few years.
Speaking of showing off your phone and laptop. Huang Xiaohua still has a set. When he got the digital gift package, a "local resident" demonstrated in front of him how the Xingmao mobile phone is multi-functional.
First of all, this phone can be used to smash walnuts. The "local" smashed a walnut in front of him, and the piano paint on the phone did not even change.
It is said that this phone can be used as a safety hammer when necessary. I remember that last year, a driver in Beijing drowned in a waterlogged area while driving, and if he had a safety hammer or a mobile phone, he might have thrown it directly into the center of the rear window glass and smashed a hole to get out. …
Secondly, the operating system used by this mobile phone is neither a little green man nor Apple, but a domestic system with independent intellectual property rights. It's not based on Linux or UNIX, it's something in its own right. The "local" said that it may not be long before the state will have to procure such systems as a dedicated system for office units.
When the time comes, more people will follow his Huang Xiaohua's ass and use this system. At present, all the software that can be registered has been registered by Huang Xiaohua. He sometimes thinks that maybe in a dozen years, these accounts will sell for a good price, just like the parasitic creatures back then.
In short, in the near future, Huang Xiaohua will have face in front of her junior and senior high school classmates.
With such joy in her heart, Huang Xiaohua quickly completed the sorting of seven or eight military training subjects. Doing maddening trail running, obstacle running, or whatever, of course, has to be put to the end. A month of military training will definitely be cooler in the last few days. The first thing I started with was the washing machine in the dormitory building.
After submitting her sorting results, Huang Xiaohua was told that she could move freely today. He looked at the people around him, as if no one was an exception. It seems that the teachers are indeed ready to sort out the progress of military training overnight. Then he can use this time to visit Deng Yirui in the hospital.
After coming to the hospital, Huang Xiaohua easily inquired about where Deng Yirui's ward was. I knocked on the door twice, but there was no response from inside. Huang Xiaohua couldn't help but push the door a little worriedly and walked in. But I saw the goddess in my mind holding a teddy bear in her arms, lying on the hospital bed on all fours and sleeping soundly.
It's almost twelve o'clock now, and this guy is still sleeping. For a while, Huang Xiaohua only felt that the good impression that remained in the depths of her heart instantly came to naught. However, another simple and lovely appearance entered his heart from his eyes. It turns out that the cold goddess is like this in the afterlife, no, it is this kind of person, who is the real goddess of herself.
Huang Xiaohua's heart was racing, but unexpectedly, a pair of female man's eyes next to him were staring at him. Suddenly, a rough voice "kicked" his thoughts to the country of Java.
"Xiao Huang, why didn't you come here to say anything to us?"
Huang Xiaohua was startled, and then noticed that there was still a bed in the ward here. Lying on it lies the most terrifying female species in the world, Xu Aonan who belongs to the phylum Xu Aonan.
"I'm coming to see Yirui." Huang Xiaohua touched her head and said with a smile.
"I thought you were coming to see me." Although Xu Aonan's listing is very heavy, his emotions have been very stable since he woke up, and the doctors are not even worried about what psychological trauma he will leave behind. Now they can joke freely, "Why don't you come to see me, I'm seriously injured." ”
"Look, why don't you look?" As long as Deng Yirui is not mentioned, Huang Xiaohua is a big fool in front of Xu Aonan, and she has always been unscrupulous when she jokes, "It's really unfortunate that you are such a rare species, you didn't enter the zoo and become an onlooker." No, now lying in the hospital, I'm still being watched. ”
Xu Aonan heard Huang Xiaohua ridiculing his injury, not only did he not get angry, but he picked up the pillow with a smile and was about to smash it. Huang Xiaohua hurriedly stopped her and said with a smile: "I think you'd better be honest now." If there are any sequelae left by the noodles, it will have to come in often in the future. ”
Xu Aonan continued to pick up the pillow and smashed it over regardless of it, and the two of them giggled and played for a while. Until Deng Yirui stood behind the two of them in pajamas.
"Xiao Nan, you better take care of your injuries. Okay, you can send him to the moon with one punch. ”…
Xu Aonan put down the pillow, touched his abdomen that seemed to be a little swollen and painful, and said to Deng Yirui with a smile: "When he reaches the moon, then he will stare at Chang'e in the future, and basically nothing will happen to you." ”
Deng Yirui's face was smeared with a blush, and she glared at Xu Aonan twice. But the latter continued to ignore her gaze, and slowly lay down and pretended to fall asleep. This means that it is more obvious, leave enough space for the two of you, what should you do to hurry up.
Of course, Huang Xiaohua knew what the female man meant, and he glanced at Deng Yirui with a smile. Deng Yirui put on a cold look of ignoring him that he was very familiar with, and asked lightly: "You came to see me." ”
"Uh-huh." Huang Xiaohua replied like a cannon.
"That-" As soon as Deng Yirui spit out a word, Huang Xiaohua's heartbeat accelerated rapidly, and various conjectures and assumptions were rapidly turning in her mind. What would be behind the word "that"? Then let's go out to dinner, then let's go on a date, then let's go to bed. Well, Huang Xiaohua actually knew that the last one was unlikely, so she directly deleted this speculation. However, there is no best result, and the average result should still be there.
It's a pity that the result is really extreme beyond his expectations.
"Then you can go."
Huang Xiaohua's heart showed that he had just participated in the ice bucket test, and he could live, his heart had just been soaked in liquid nitrogen, and now it became more fragile because of the freezing. With a light touch, it will instantly shatter into tens of thousands.
Huang Xiaohua didn't even know how she got back to school. He spent the night in a drowsy state, and met the dawn of the next day in a drowsy state.
After a busy night, Zhuge Liang's personal schedule for the new version of military training has been completed. The form is individualized and does not make significant changes to each of the requests submitted. There are even many people who have not given changes at all.
It seems that it is difficult to take care of the subjective opinions of tens of thousands of people, but in Sun Luo's electronic world, this amount of computing is not enough for him. So, just after getting up, Huang Xiaohua received a message. But he didn't have the heart to look at these things, so he staggered downstairs and went to the playground, he thought that the venue for today's military training was still in the playground.
The washing machine in the school dormitory building is actually not difficult to use at all, and the only extra operation step than the home washing machine is to pay the money. The vast majority of schools do not bear a portion of the cost. Celebrity University also has no intention of saving money for everyone in this regard. In fact, Su Ke wanted to encourage hand washing in disguise, so he charged for it. But it's not always good to add a step for such a purpose, so that some people who don't bend their brains don't know how to use the washing machine.
Huang Xiaohua, the relevant subjects upstairs are in charge of Zhang Fei. This guy is usually bored, and he has been in the dormitory building for a long time, and he has basically learned how to use various devices except switches. Anyway, he is usually idle and bored, and after hearing that there was such an errand, Zhang Fei took the initiative to invite Ying to come here.
This is more of a training than a military training. It's just that before the training, let's click on the name to see if it's all there.
Zhang Fei didn't have to use his loud voice to name him this time. He kicked a mobile terminal that punched in and out. The thirty people in the eight o'clock stall only need to put their student cards on in turn. Speaking of this student card, it is a real card, and it is very different from the card advocated by other schools, this card is truly a card to the whole school. It is not only a water card, electricity card, laundry card, meal card, but also a library card, an internal bus card, a registration card, and a point-to-point card.
What Zhang Fei is using today is the point-to-point function of this student ID. The students who come here are obviously no strangers to this kind of operation. Zhang Fei didn't even explain much, and the work was successfully completed. But what made him even more crazy was that a person named Huang Xiaohua didn't come.
Zhang Fei was very puzzled. You won't come to the first new version of the military training class, do you want credits?
Watching the students put their student IDs on the credit card machine linked to the washing machine one by one, and then pressed the switch button of the washing machine to complete this very simple subject, Zhang Fei began to be anxious for this Huang Xiaohua, who had been delayed for a long time. This is one of the easiest subjects, and if you give up the credits of this subject, it is not only a pity, but you may also not be able to pass the military training because the total score is not enough. Although this new system is a bit strange, Zhang Fei supports it from the bottom of his heart. It's just that some elm heads just don't want these scores, so ......