Chapter Seventy-Six: The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat cake with you
After Hua Rong finished shooting the last arrow, he walked over and hung up the bow, and said: "The accuracy of this bow is not good, the strength is not good, and the most important thing is that you can't send beaded arrows, Brother Tang, you have seen the bow I used before, can you make one like this?" ”
Tang Long thought for a while, and said with a bitter face: "Huh? Horn bow? I can do it, but I have to wait at least a few months. ”
I asked, "Isn't it hard to find raw materials?" ”
Tang Long said: "Even if you can find it, you have to wait, this is the same as winemaking, not a string tied to wood can be used as a bow." ”
I pointed to the bow and arrow in the archery range: "So you can't use this thing?" ”
Hua Rong nodded: "Even the arrow is not suitable, and it will flutter when you shoot it." ”
At this time, the slacker finally came to his senses and cried, "Then you still shoot so accurately?" ”
I pushed him on the back: "Go, count how much money should be given to us." ”
Dong Ping said: "Don't count, the 30 arrows were hit except for the first one and the two that saved him." ”
Zhang Qingdao: "No, it should be one that saved him." ”
I said to the lazy man, "Well, give you a hard discount, and you can give 1,000 yuan and forget it." ”
The lazy man is like an amnesty: "Really? ”
"Well, let's buy another 1,000 yuan of arrowshots, 300 times 50 is 10,000, and we will point to your monthly salary of tens of thousands in the future."
The lazy man wiped his tears and said, "I don't want this stall, can you let me go?" ”
The heroes are happy, I smiled and said, "Just kidding you, we'll just have a discount in the future." ”
The lazy man burst into tears and laughed: "In the future, a few brothers will be free to play." ”
When we walked back, Tang Long touched all the way, as long as he saw something with a curvature, he had to go over and weigh it to see if it could be made into a bow, which is called a good work must first sharpen his tools, although Hua Rong can take a bow casually and pass through Yang in a hundred steps, but if you really want to face an opponent of Pang Wanchun's level, then you can't help but be careful, 300 When you go, you will leave a few left, but it is a bow used by ordinary infantry, and it is obviously not suitable for Hua Rong.
As soon as we returned to school, we saw Dai Zong running back sweating profusely, and Wu Yong asked, "How is it at the hospital?" "It turned out that Dai Zong was the observation post he left there.
Dai Zongdao: "The matter of the Hua Rong brothers has been discovered, and the police have also gone, and the surname given by the public security is: theft." ”
Hua Rong was stunned and said: "If I lose someone, it must be considered a kidnapping, how can it be considered theft?" ”
I said, "It's not the same as abducting a mentally handicapped child, because you're like a pot of flowers, isn't it theft?" ”
Dai Zong shook his hand again and again: "Listen to me, the most serious thing is not this, it's Hua Rong's girlfriend-"
Hua Rong said: "What do you mean?" ”
I said, "It's your future wife." ”
Hua Rong said: "Ah, my wife is here too?" ”
I said, "It's not your wife, it's ......" I was also confused as I spoke, and I suddenly thought that Hua Rong wanted to marry this girl now, which seemed to be a crime of bigamy, so I simply told him, "You are not only Hua Rong but also Ran Dongye, and that girl is Ran Dongye's wife." ”
Hua Rong shook his hand: "That has nothing to do with me, I don't remember who Ran Dongye is." ”
Dai Zong's face flushed: "Phew! Why does it have nothing to do with you, other girls are bankrupt for you, don't talk far, if you don't have her, I will pull out the tube for you in the morning, can you live until now? ”
Since the heroes came, I have really seen Dai Zong with a red face, it seems that Dean Dai is very righteous, and we have all seen that girl, in order to save Hua Rong, it is really desperate to move the world.
The heroes were also silent......
Wu Yong said: "You go on, what's wrong with that girl?" ”
Dai Zongdao: "Her name is Xiuxiu, as soon as Xiuxiu heard that Hua Rong was lost, she knelt down for the dean, saying that the pipe should be pulled out, and the person had to be handed over to her, she just wanted to see him for the last time, and it was useless for the dean to explain, Xiuxiu decided that the hospital was lying to her, and in the end, her father and the police came forward to give her a guarantee, so she reluctantly persuaded her to go back." Dai Zong stabbed Hua Rong, "Now people are in your house, saying that as long as you don't see you for a day, you won't eat water and rice, until you starve to death for a while." ”
Hua Rong snorted: "Look at what I'm doing, I don't even know where our family is." ”
Dai Zong stuffed a note into Hua Rong's hand: "This is your current name, occupation, and home address, and I spent a long time trying to find out." ”
Hua Rong subconsciously took a step back, and when he saw that the heroes were staring at him with burning eyes, he couldn't help but smile reluctantly: "Brothers, don't you want me to go back to that house and pretend to be a winter night?" ”
The heroes said in unison: "Go! ”
Lu Junyi pressed his hand on his shoulder, and said warmly: "Brother Xian, if there is no Xiuxiu, of course you can not go back, our brother is happy and happy, it doesn't matter if his kid named Ran Dongye is dead or alive, but now it is important to save people......"
An Daoquan said embarrassedly: "I see, that girl looks good." ”
Hua Rong stepped back again and again, and said, "But...... I ......"
Li Kui shouted violently: "But it's a fart, surnamed Hua, the girl has given up her life for you, you dare to do something sad, don't say what your brother didn't do, I'll let you taste your black master's axe now!" As he spoke, he touched the back of his waist but felt empty, and picked up two stools.
Hua Rong couldn't help but arch his hand and said, "Brothers, even if I go back, you have to let me go for a few days-" As he spoke, he looked around, pointing to the mathematical formula written on the blackboard, "Now I don't know anything, go out and touch the dark with my eyes, aren't you waiting to be exposed?" ”
I said slowly: "Don't talk about you, I don't know that either, a few days is not a long time, but your wife is not a bear living in a tree hole, a person dies without drinking water for three days, do you want to wait for a few days?" ”
Wu Yong also said: "Don't worry about the stuffing, now you just need to go back, who cares about asking this and that, you just say that you just woke up and your brain is a little unclear, isn't it?" ”
Hua Rong stayed with his eyes wide open for a long time, and finally hung his head in despair and stopped talking, I saw that he was a little loose, and stepped forward to hug him and said: "Brother Hua, let's go, don't let people say that we handsome people are little white faces and have no conscience." Hua Rong raised his head and looked at me with disdain, I took him in my arms and asked Hu Sanniang with my face against my face: "Third sister, do you think we are handsome?" ”
Hu Sanniang looked at me and then at Hua Rong, just wanted to say something, I hugged Hua Rong tightly: "Just say handsome or not, don't say it separately." ”
Hu Sanniang simply stopped talking.
Wu Yonghe said with a smile: "This is the rat trap." ”
In the end, it was decided that I would send "Ran Dongye" home, Hua Rong walked step by step and turned back, as if he was going to the execution ground, and the heroes sent each other off with smiles, Tang Long shouted: "Brother, go ahead, my brother will definitely make you a handy guy within 3 days." ”
I pulled Hua Rong and asked him to hurry up, while counting him down: "What are you afraid of, let you pick up a girl and not let you go back to be a vegetative person." ”
Hua Rong got into the car and sat next to me with a sad face, and said, "I might as well go back and be a vegetative person." ”
I was surprised: "What do you call this, when you sleep with a brother by your side, and your wife is waiting for you at home, what do you want?" ”
Hua Rong looked curiously inside and outside the car, and said a little apprehensively: "But I don't know other girls at all, so I'll just go back to accompany her, what's the matter, if it's good, it's called continuing the edge, and if it's ugly, I'm ...... What is it? ”
I concluded: "Eat ready-made! ”
Hua Rong said with a dark face: "Your language skills are really strong. ”
I hehe Zhile: "It's right to say that you will continue the front edge, I saw that girl, it should be that conservative type, even if it is not a virgin, it must be ...... by you Uh, your body is 'done', don't be mentally unbalanced, I haven't seen myself cuckolded myself. ”
After Hua Rong completely understood the meaning of my words, he hugged his head and sighed, "I'm on the thief ship." ”
When I passed by a flower shop, I asked, "Would you like to buy a few bouquets of flowers for your siblings?" ”
Hua Rong analyzed very calmly: "The crux of the matter is what he will buy if Ran Dongye goes home on a night?" ”
He reminded me with a word, and I suddenly realized a very serious problem, that is, none of us had been in contact with him on this winter night, and I didn't know what his surname was, so I thought about it and said, "This kid used to be a messenger, and he shouldn't be too fond of those vain heads." I pointed to the pastry shop next to the flower shop and said, "You better go buy two pounds of cake and carry it." "I gave the money to Hua Rong and asked him to buy it, this is to exercise his survival ability, it doesn't matter if he doesn't make money, if he can't even spend money, then it's not as good as a second fool.
On the way, we made a series of confessions, I asked Hua Rong to say that he woke up suddenly, and then saw that there was no one around and walked out of the hospital, and began to think about the past halfway, and I was a friend of his a long time ago, and I happened to meet, so I sent him home. I reminded Hua Rong that once he encounters any difficulties, he can pretend to be stupid openly, and a vegetative person who has lived on a pipe for half a year should not be held accountable by anyone.
I followed the address on the paper to find the place, this is the only one or two old neighborhoods in our city, the residents still live in the courtyard, Hua Rong and their family is a single family.
I parked the car at the entrance of the alley and walked in with Hua Rong, when a group of old people sitting together to enjoy the cool were all surprised to look at Hua Rong speechless, Hua Rong didn't know what to say, just lowered his head and walked with me, and finally a dry old man said in the proud and lazy tone of the elders: "Xiao Ran is back-"
Hua Rong hurriedly clenched his fists, thinking that it was wrong, and changed it to a pretend, and said carefully: "Yes, the junior is back." ”
Several old men next to him covered their mouths with fans and whispered, "I've become stupid." ”
The dry old man said, "Xiao Ran, do your parents know when you come back?" I heard that you pulled out the tube today, is this okay? Poor your father and mother were afraid of being uncomfortable, so they hid in your aunt's house in other places. ”
Hua Rong hurriedly bowed down and said, "Yes, I'll ask someone to bring a letter to the second elder, and I'll leave early tomorrow morning to pick them up." ”
The dry old man looked at Hua Rong and said, "What to answer, just make a phone call, Xiao Ran, don't you know your second uncle?" ”
I hurriedly pulled Hua Rong inside, and said with a big grin: "How can it, Xiao Ran was talking to me along the way just now, saying that in addition to the family who misses you the most about the second uncle, your girl is very good, huh?" ”
The second uncle nodded intoxicatedly, and it took a long time to react: "Where is the girl from my family?" ”
At this time, we had entered the courtyard of Hua Rong's house, the yard was not small, but empty, there were a few weeping willows planted on the west side, and a girl was sweeping the floor on the steps of the hall, her face was full of sorrow, and her steps were a little staggering, but she refused to stop. She didn't notice it when we came in, and swept it with her back to us, when suddenly, several snow-white pigeons flew out of the wooden shed on the second floor, and they fluttered and stopped happily on Hua Rong's shoulders as if they knew their master.
As soon as the pigeon moved, the girl looked nervously, and then she saw Hua Rong......
Wow, white doves, confrontation, at this time, both of them have to take out their guns and drift in the air to shoot each other, that is the John Woo movie; If suddenly one of them bends over like a kicked sugar cane, it's The Matrix; If Hua Rong threw the bright red scarf back and threw the cake to pounce on the girl, it would be a romantic TV series in the 80s......
Well, now it's Zhang Xiaohua's turn to meet-
In fact, it was Hua Rong who suddenly met Xiuxiu and Xiuxiu suddenly saw Hua Rong, both of whom failed to make the most romantic move at the first time due to their own reasons, the specific performance is that neither of them moved, they were staring at each other's eyes, and their fingers were dry and powerful...... This is cologne-style.
The first thing he wanted to say was Hua Rong, he probably wanted to clench his fists at first, and then he wanted to make a move, and when he realized that these two things were very out of tune, he did a very unexpected thing: he raised the bag of cakes to Xiuxiu and said, "Do you want to eat it?" At the end, he added, "Creamy." ”
Super romantic!
(To be continued)