Master came back from making up for the lack of heaven and did not get angry with me. After arranging the daily affairs of Yuqing Realm with the fifteenth senior brother, he went to the Luoxia Cave in the back mountain alone to retreat. Although he still looks indifferent as usual, the retreat at this time must have something to do with the fact that I said the wrong thing and let Princess Changyang go.

Master closed the retreat. Senior Brother Bai Ze is also not in Yuqing Realm, and every once in a while he will go back to his hometown to take care of his sister Bai Ru, who has been sick for a long time. It's a good opportunity to slip out, but I don't dare to make a mistake. Let go of Princess Changyang, who killed Lu Xue's mother, and cause some trouble, I'm afraid that the spring breeze will not work as a shield.

So every day, he honestly and the hardest working brother Dongfang Mo read the scriptures, recited mantras, practiced medicine, and practiced techniques. Master likes Dongfang Mo's diligence the most, although I practice for an extra hour every day, which lasts for a thousand years, but it is still too different from Dongfang Mo's diligence. I also want to please Master.

When he was bored with learning, he listened to Senior Brother Eleven talk about what he had seen, but in fact, listening to Senior Brother Eleven talk about it was more exciting than listening to books.

Senior Brother Eleventh went to the Heavenly Palace to run errands and came back to tell us an infuriating thing.

There is a big case in the small border country of the mortal world, and there are flower thieves who enter the house as if they are in a no-man's land, but all the beautiful virgins in the family will be taken away by the flower thieves and killed after humiliation. The corpses were discarded in the wilderness, some of them were ragged and scarred, and some of them were naked. From the princes and nobles to the poor people, even the king's princess did not escape the poisonous hands.

The princess was originally a little fairy in the Tiangong Pan Tao Garden, but because she accidentally raised a 10,000-year-old peach tree, she was punished for being the princess of the Republic of China for 60 years. Originally, even the most ordinary immortal would have been glorious for a lifetime, enjoying the blessings of all people, and returning peacefully after sixty years. I didn't want to encounter such a shameful disaster as a flower thief, and my soul returned to the heavenly palace after being humiliated and killed.

In the mortal world, the king did not recognize the princess's body at all, and buried her on the spot as a poor woman, because she was a little fairy with no rank and was ashamed to speak, so no one made her the decision. The little fairy had no one to complain about her grievances, so she hugged a white rabbit and cried to it and told it about her misery. And this white rabbit is the eleventh senior brother.

The senior brothers were so angry that they shot up one by one, and they all called for the bright and hopeful Yuqing Realm, who must not sit idly by. Everyone is gearing up to punish the villains. Dongfang Mo, who has a strong sense of justice, is even more angry. On weekdays, he practiced diligently, hardly participating in other things, and this time he couldn't help but shout that he wanted to punish evil and promote good.

The eleventh senior brother analyzed that this flower-picking thief has succeeded repeatedly, and he must be extremely cunning, and he is afraid that it will take some effort to use ordinary methods, and he must use the method of luring the king into the urn. So he came up with an idea to find a beautiful Jiao'e as bait to lure you into the urn.

Shi Jun, the twenty-year-old brother who has always regarded the beautiful Chunfeng Master as a role model, volunteered to pretend to be a beautiful Jiao'e! It was rare for him to have this courage, so everyone found the beauty products that the Spring Breeze put in Yuqingjing and dressed him up.

Everyone rushed out and threw up.

"Shi Jun, you better be your male fairy who stands up to the sky! You dress up like an upside-down flower picker!" Senior Brother Eleven laughed heartily.

Everyone laughed and leaned back.

"Uncle Chunfeng must be like it. Senior Brother Shi Jun had a colorful and square face, holding a bronze mirror and talking shyly while taking a photo.

"Shi Bomei is beautiful, but his temperament is the temperament of a male fairy. Besides, he doesn't do it. The Twelfth Senior Brother said.

"Hehe, actually, I think Master is good-looking enough. Senior Brother Eleventh and Senior Brother Fifteen whispered.

"Master is not here, so don't be a sycophant. If Master hears you say that he looks like a woman, be careful that you will be allowed to sweep the toilet for the rest of your life!" Senior Brother Fifteen said with a smile.

"How can Master be so stingy! When did I say that Master is like a woman? I mean Master's appearance is in the wind!" Senior Brother Eleven hurriedly explained. It has become a habit for him to slap Master's ass.

"I think the temperament of Fei'er's little brother is similar to that of our little brother, and his figure is the most petite. ”

As soon as Senior Brother Kunpeng's voice fell, the eyes of all the senior brothers stared at me in unison......

I held my cheeks on the side and watched the senior brothers tossing in full swing, and when I saw them "smiling" and playing with my idea, I was so frightened that I hurriedly waved my hand, "Just go this time." After letting go of Princess Changyang's matter, the master hasn't said how to deal with me. I can't stab Lou Zi anymore. ”

"This is not a stabbing of Lou Zi, it is regarded as righteousness and courage to punish evil and promote good. Dongfang Mo's sense of justice exploded.

"Even Dongfang Mo can't learn anymore. Go ahead, Master may not blame you when he is happy. "Senior Brother Eleventh persuaded me.

"But......" I hesitated.

In fact, I am also very angry about such a thing, and I also want to do something righteous to make up for the guilt of my master, but this time I don't dare to go down the mountain secretly, in case I can't catch the flower thief, my sin will be even greater.

"Little junior brother's ability is great, why is he so bold? Don't you dare to charge into battle? Could it be that you are afraid that the flower thief is a good man?"

"Senior brother protects you. If a few of our Yuqing Realm Divine Monarchs can't defeat the flower thieves in the mortal world, Senior Brother will accompany you to expel the master. Dongfang Mo also persuaded me.

"No, no. I'm afraid that before I catch the flower thief, the master will find out about sneaking out. I explained.

I have cultivated to become an immortal, and I have also cultivated with my master for a thousand years, and my mana has already improved much compared to before, and I am protected by my senior brothers, so I am not afraid of dealing with a mortal.

"There are fifteen in the house. He took a few people to let out the wind at home, stared at the master, and he wouldn't find you. Yes, junior brother!" Senior Brother Eleventh patted Senior Brother Fifteen on the shoulder.

The fifteenth senior brother smiled slightly, "The eleventh senior brother will take them to go early and return early, otherwise I won't be able to resist the master's exit." ”

"Don't worry, the hand is coming, the horse is successful!"

The senior brothers chimed in.

I was still hesitating, and when I saw that they had already made up my mind, I exclaimed, "I...... I haven't promised you yet......"

The senior brothers couldn't help but say that they put on makeup for me.

After applying makeup, everyone ran out again and vomited.

"Vomit" I vomited when I looked in the mirror. All the colors were painted on my face. The lips are like a large intestine, two big red faces, and two eyebrows are painted by them as lying silkworms, one high, one low, one thick and one thin. With a colorful flower, it is even more fancy than the great matchmaker in the mortal world.

"It's ugly!" I yelled, dropping the mirror.

"Dongfang Mo, you come to put on makeup for the little junior brother, you have been a king, there are three thousand beauties in the harem, and you will always draw eyebrows and eyes for women. Senior Brother Kunpeng said.

Dongfang Mo looked ashamed, "I died at the age of eight, and I don't have a harem." ”

"Get out, get out, don't mess around. I'll do it myself!" I coaxed them out so that they might as well practice painting on my face.

changed his hair bun, turned the clothes on his body into a fairy skirt, and applied some makeup casually.

When I opened the door, my brothers were stunned, and they dragged my clothes and hair around me.

"Little junior brother, your makeup skills are also too good!" the fifteenth senior brother was amazed.

"Little junior brother, this costume is so cute, why do you know how to put on makeup?" Senior Brother Eleven asked me curiously.

"I ...... Uncle Shi forced me to learn. "I blamed the spring breeze who was not there.

"Uncle Chunfeng is really the first beautiful god in the heavenly realm, and he can use his spells to make the little junior brother so cute. He also taught you this hairstyle, it's so beautiful! If I were a flower thief, I would definitely do it!"

"Phew!" I kicked him, "Senior brother, let's just switch to the Spring Breeze Sect." ”

"He thinks I'm ugly and won't accept me. Senior Brother Shi Jun said with a smile.

"This craft is so good! we can make some money by putting on makeup and go to Qilin Town to buy those chaos artifacts you mentioned. "The thirteenth senior brother is the logistics of Yuqingjing, and his mind is full of buying, buying, buying......

"Why do you all praise your makeup skills and don't praise me for being a beauty!" I pouted.

The senior brothers laughed and said that I should be self-aware.

Although I am worried that such a dress will be recognized by the senior brothers as a fairy, but what woman doesn't want to be beautiful. Being said like this by my brothers, I was disappointed in my heart. They have been pretending to be male fairies for a long time, but now they are pretending to be female fairies, and they don't believe it.

"Huh, junior brother, haven't you changed into a woman?" asked the thirteenth senior brother, staring at my chest.

I hurriedly covered my chest and yelled, "That's pretty much it!"

At the instigation of the senior brothers, I secretly left the Yuqing Realm and went to Kunlun Xu, with the eleventh, twelfth, Kunpeng, Shi Jun, and Dongfang Mo six senior brothers.

Came to the shaking Republic of China infested by flower thieves. In the inn room, the senior brothers surrounded me and asked me to practice swaggering, not to stride meteor walking, but to be charming, graceful, and scratching my head......

I was tortured by them for a long time, fiddling with it for a long time, I didn't know what to do, I sat on the stool and rubbed my legs, "Graceful, I can come." I really can't scratch my head and make a pose, I'll scratch my head, or you can make a pose and I'll take a look. ”

Senior Brother Eleventh demonstrated, and everyone was about to burst into laughter. That soul-stirring appearance made Senior Brother Eleven, a shrewd rabbit fairy, really cola.

I laughed so hard that I couldn't learn it even more.

"Oh, it's stupid, it's charming, do you understand the charm of a woman? Senior Brother Eleven explained.

"No, it won't. I shook my head. In fact, when I was not apprenticed, I learned to dance with a peacock fairy in the clan for a while, and I can still fiddle with the basic posture, but I really can't do the seductive appearance required by the senior brothers.

"It's the girl you like. "Senior Brother Eleventh reminded me.

"I love mountains and rivers. ”

Although Shanhe is still half-beast, fierce and nymphomaniac, in fact, there is also a careful woman's side in her bones, which is very innocent and lovely.

Everyone listened to me say that they liked mountains and rivers, patted their heads, and shook their heads and sighed.

Senior Brother Eleventh said helplessly: "It's over, it's over, little junior brother, your aesthetics are wasted!

The brothers pushed me out into the street. I couldn't do the seductive look they were asking for, so I just wandered the streets to understand the situation.

"Girl, you're from out of town, aren't you? Why is there no one with you? Go back quickly. Don't come out alone. There are flower thieves!" An old woman who sells vegetables kindly persuaded me.

"Mother-in-law, is there a girl in this town who has been arrested?"

"Yes! I took several of them two days ago, and they disappeared without a sound......! Alas, they are all young and beautiful girls who have not yet come out of the cabinet!"

"Does my mother-in-law know that anyone has seen the flower thief?"

"No one has seen it. Alas, how can you keep an eye on us and shake the Republic of China. What a sin!" the mother-in-law wept bitterly.

Leave the market and go to the door of a rich man. I saw a white lantern hanging on the gate, and the courtyard was crying and crying for funerals. A few unkempt and ragged beggars gathered at the door, chatting and waiting for the funeral to cry twice and get a few rewards.

"Who is sick and dead?" asked a beggar.

"Miss Wang. If you are sick and dead, you must have taken it away from the flower thief. Is this still good? Anyway, it's a death, not so much a dirty body, but a sick death, and a light on the face. Another beggar said.

A few beggars were talking, and a madman who was stealing food from wild dogs next to him leaned over and muttered mysteriously: "The night is dark and the wind is high, and the demon has no face!"

"Get out!" a few beggars kicked the madman aside. The madman trembled with fright, shrunk in the corner of the wall and held his head, and kept repeating, "The night is dark and the wind is high, and the demon has no face." ”

Seeing that a few beggars were extremely heavy, I went up to check on the madman's situation. When the madman saw me, he grinned and shouted, "Beauty, beauty who is not dead!"

I asked him what the "Faceless Demon" was. He dragged the stray dog over to the side, hugged it tightly and curled it into a ball, and looked frightened, "Snake! No! Dragon! No......"

"What the hell is a snake or a dragon?"

"It's you!

The madman stared at me.