Chapter 977: Dare to wet the bed!
There is no doubt that if the method that the Xuan Tortoise told himself is really successful, then the benefits he will get from it will definitely be more than a star and a half, and if he cultivates the body of the green dragon and the body of the Xuanwu at the same time, his strength will definitely more than double.
It's a pity that the huge reward requires a greater adventure, and when it is not necessary, Chen Jinyuan can't be ruthless in his heart, absorbing the Xuanwu essence blood, doing so is undoubtedly gambling with his own life, if the Xuangui speculation is wrong, then he will definitely die earlier and more painfully.
"Let's go to Putuo first!" Chen Jinyuan sighed and put away the small ash bottle again.
"Yo, boy, it's strange to wake up so early!" When Chen Jinyuan was pondering, the thief's voice with a thief's smile came from behind him.
"Don't you wake up so early?" Chen Jinyuan turned his head and glanced at the thief angrily.
"Hehe, I'm recovering from a serious illness, getting up early and exercising in the morning is good for my body and mind." The thief walked to Chen Jinyuan's side with a smile, looked out of the courtyard behind his negative hand, the sky slowly brightened, many people in the village had already gotten up, the sound of chickens crowing, the sound of dogs barking, the small village slowly began to wake up.
"Sunrise and sunset, this kind of life is really enviable!" The thief couldn't help but sigh.
"Hehe, you stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, but the people watching the scenery are looking at you from upstairs, you are envious of them, why aren't they envious of you." Chen Jinyuan said with a smile.
"Yo, what the kid said is quite profound!" The thief turned his head and looked at Chen Jinyuan in surprise, and then smiled again, "Are you thinking about stealing someone's dog again?" ”
"Go"
After listening to the first half of the thief's sentence, Chen Jinyuan still had a smile on his face, but the second half of the sentence made Chen Jinyuan extremely speechless, this guy really can't open a pot, in case the Liu family listens to it, especially that Tian Cuihua, I am afraid that I don't know how big a bamboo stick to knock on myself.
"Hehe, I heard that you kid did something bad last night. Peeking at that chick taking a bath? The thief smiled wickedly.
"Dizzy, who did you listen to?" Chen Jinyuan rolled his eyes.
"Do you still need to listen to others, although I was too lazy to get up last night, but you made such a big movement, can you escape my ears from the thief?" The thief smiled. lightly punched Chen Jinyuan in the chest. "I said that you kid is really good, even such a shameless thing can be done, I have an urge to worship you as a teacher."
"Fuck off!" When he mentioned this, he was angry, and Chen Jinyuan took a sip. said, "I really should have let you sleep with Liu Laosi's kid last night, Lao Tzu was miserable by that kid." ”
"Huh??"
Chen Jinyuan rolled his eyes, "Don't look at that kid, he's not big, but he's very ghostly." I just offended him by saying something, and the boy dug a hole in the wall, and mysteriously asked me to take a look, and when I went to see, he framed me for peeking at the demon girl taking a bath, but he was still a little child, and no one would believe me, so that I had nowhere to complain. ”
The thief opened his mouth, "Cut." I don't even believe what you say, let alone someone else, but in general, it's still your kid who made it, at least it's enough to be addicted. I just don't understand, that chick is obviously posted upside down, what you want to do is not a matter of words, but you kid is good. During the day, he was lukewarm to others, but at night he ran to peek at other people's baths. ”
Look at the thief's face full of evil smiles. Chen Jinyuan could only respond to him with a rolling word, "Who wants to peek at her, I was really yin by Liu Laosi's kid, that kid wet the bed last night, so I didn't sleep all night, Lao Tzu is now a belly of evil fire." ”
"Hehe, bedwetting? Then I'm really glad that although I have a lot of fleas in the firewood room, but I can sleep until dawn! It's so cool! The thief glanced at Chen Jinyuan gloatingly, and stretched hard after speaking, Chen Jinyuan really wanted to kick him.
"Yo, two guests, why did you get up so early?" At this time, Liu Lao Er walked out of the house with sleepy eyes, and saw the two people in the courtyard with a little surprise on his face.
"Hehe, we're used to waking up early." Chen Jinyuan smiled insincerely, it was impossible to tell him that it was because of his son's bedwetting.
"Well, wait a minute, you two, I'll tell Cuihua to get up and make breakfast." Liu Lao Er nodded and shrank into the room again.
At dawn, everyone in the village had already gone out to work, passing by Liu Laoer's door, and seeing the strangers inside, they had to point and whisper to discuss, and only Liu Laoer's family in the village was still making a late breakfast.
"Ah, fourth, you're wetting the bed again!" An exclamation came from Liu Laosi's room, Liu Sanmei got up in the morning to clean up Liu Laosi's room, and as soon as she left, she asked about the smell of urine, and immediately knew that something was wrong.
Liu Laosi also knew that he had done something wrong, so there was a reason not to run, but it was a pity that he was small, and he just ran into the yard wearing a small belly pocket, and was caught by Liu Sanmei.
"It's not me who pees, it's not me who pees, it's Brother Chen's pee" Liu Laosi kept struggling, trying to break free from Liu Sanmei's hands, and when he looked up and saw Chen Jinyuan standing in the courtyard, he immediately found the object of the blame.
Chen Jinyuan's face was innocent, speechless and wanted to cry, the thief couldn't help but gloat when he saw it, Lin Yilian happened to walk out, and couldn't help but want to laugh, but thinking of what Chen Jinyuan did to him last night, he immediately held back his smile and glared at Chen Jinyuan fiercely.
"Okay, you stinky boy, you dare to wet the bed." Tian Cuihua heard the movement in the house, ran out, figured out the situation, and immediately became angry, stepped forward to grab Liu Laosi, and slapped the white and tender ass twice, secretly regretting letting Chen Jinyuan and Liu Laosi live together, Chen Jinyuan is a big God of Wealth, this kid must have tossed the God of Wealth by wetting the bed at night, how can this happen.
Liu Laosi immediately burst into tears, crying so much that it was so sad that those who heard it were sad and those who saw it were crying, Chen Jinyuan looked at it but just wanted to laugh, this stinky boy also has today, I really can't wait for Tian Cuihua to work harder, and a few more slaps.
"Eldest sister, he's still a child, don't fight, be careful if it's broken!" Lin Yilian watched Liu Laosi being beaten and cried, and she felt a little unbearable, so she hurriedly stepped forward to persuade her.
"This stinky boy doesn't have a memory, and he dares to wet the bed when there are guests." Tian Cuihua saw that Chen Jinyuan didn't speak, although she was also a little distressed, but she also beat Liu Laosi's ass with a ruthless heart.
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