Chapter 11 Mei'er fell in love
When Mei'er got into bed, Zhou Daguan asked again: "Knees close ~ kneel on the sofa." β
"What?"
"Obedient~ Good behave, if you do it, you will have a mysterious dessert after dinner~"
"Is it delicious?"
"Sure~"
"Better than chicken wings?"
"Eh~~~ The taste is different, but the ingredients used are more expensive than chicken wings!"
"Oh ~ kneel down ~ can you eat?"
"Well, it's okay~ Start eating now~~ Eh~ Let's start singing, you can eat if you sing well!"
"Ah~~There are so many rules~~"
"Don't get up, keep your posture"
"Okay~
Ahh
Ah ago~
A grape trellis~
Ah Nen~
Ah Nen~
Green space has just sprouted......"
"Stop, I'll order the song, now start Naying's conquest~ Sing those few lines of high|tide|part|minute~ I'll go get food while you sing"
"Got it~Go~Go~Go~
Conquered by you just like that
Cut off all retreats
My mood is solid
My decision was confused......"
"Woo~Woo~ The oath made on Mei'er's girl has finally been successfully fulfilled once~~~" Hearing Mei'er's singing, Zhou Daguan finally thought of it with relief.
"After the meal, the salad came, and this is Japanese food, so keep it that way! Singing helps digestion, you just ate too fast and it's hard to digest, you can eat new food by singing a song~"
"So that's the case~ It seems to be too~ I feel like I'm eating again~ Xiao Yizi hurry up and present it"
Hehe~ Who believes this nonsense? I guess only Mei'er girl will believe it, right?
"What, big liar, this is a salad of corn and sago, how delicious can this be~"
"You don't eat?"
"Hmph~ Miss Ben can't look down on it~ It's unpleasant to think about!"
"Elder Tang~ If you don't eat it, then I'll eat myself?"
Saying that, Zhou Yi picked up the spoon and prepared to start eating.
"Wait, I'll try a small spoonful first."
"Give, take"
"Well...... "Mmmm" put a small spoonful of food into her mouth, and after tasting it for less than 3 seconds...... "Ah~~~ Take it all~~~~ It's mine~ It's all my ~~~~~"
"Slow down~ Slow down~ This crystal bowl is Hermes's~ No one will rob you! Note! Image! To be a lady! β
"Hmm~um~Goo~~ Fold, marry, touch."
"Uh~~???"
Listening to Mei'er's Martian language full of food, Zhou Daguan also expressed that he couldn't understand!
"Goo~~ What is this little white ball?"
"What do you think?"
"I feel the sour creaminess of yogurt and salad dressing"
"Clever, it's the two seasonings of yogurt and salad dressing, but their proportions are very important, and what?"
"Then there's the crunchy texture, with the sweetness of corn and the umami of the sea...... What the hell is this little white ball? β
"This ~ is the highest platinum caviar in the class of wild European fish (beluga) that is over 80 years old and is native to Iran!"
"What, isn't it caviar, there is also caviar sushi sold in Kurahashi Kanari across from work, which looks much better than your color."
"Uh~~ Well, you won!"
In the face of Mei'er's evaluation, Zhou Daguan could only silently sing in his heart that you are the master, I will defeat, there is no better way......
"But your caviar tastes good, pack me a few catties and take them back as snacks"
"How many pounds? Kill me! β
Hearing Mei'er's request, Zhou Yi was almost scared to pee!
"Cut, stingy, tell me where it is sold, I'll buy it myself"
"Don't buy caviar, or I'll give you a few catties of platinum!"
"I don't want it~ Mei'er doesn't want such a valuable thing."
"But this caviar is thousands of times more expensive than the same weight of platinum~~~~ understand?"
"Ah~~ Then I won't eat it, hurry up~ find it out."
"Eh~~~ What are you doing?"
"Find it out for gold?!"
"God~~~~~~ hack me~~~~!"
Hearing Mei'er say this, Zhou Daguan felt that he was about to completely collapse......
"Derpy melon, keep eating, it's for you, if you don't come, I'm really reluctant to take it out and eat it"
"Oh... Well, thank you brother. But where did you come from? It's hard to get money and it's hard to buy, right? β
"Bingo~ You're smart once~ This was given by a friend, and you know it."
"Is the president of the country or the minister of so-and-so?"
"It's the same Lord Xia who drools every time he sees you in a multi-person video chat."
"Ah~ is it a lewd uncle?"
This Nima was also shot while lying down! Zhou Yi found out that he seemed to be two years older than Lolita, right?
"Phew~ I won't eat his stuff!"
"Dear~ Your acting skills are so bad~ I'm still eating."
"Hmph~ Why did he send this to you?"
"I don't know very well, but it seems that I also gave it to Ah, saying that it was a gift from a foreign friend that his eldest brother had received, and his eldest brother gave him 3 small bottles. He said that he knew that I liked food, so he asked someone to drive it from Kyoto, and when it was first delivered, it was wrapped in an ice pack. I looked up the words on the bottle on the Internet, and it seems that there is no fixed production of this thing, on average there are no more than 10 small bottles a year, and each bottle is only 50 grams! β
"Wow~ Does Lord Wei's family live in Ouchi?"
"Who knows?"
Zhou Daguan can't answer this question for the time being, and his two good friends who haven't met yet don't seem to be simple!
"Hmm~ Okay. Hongu is full, can Xiao Yizi tell me what happened last night now? β
"Well, something very important happened last night, and maybe I could ...... I'll never see you again. β
"Ah~"
Mei'er sobbed, and the corners of her eyes were immediately filled with mist, "What's wrong?" β
"Mei'er, don't cry, look at me!"
"Huh?"
When Mei'er held back the tears that might be left at any time and waited for the answer seriously, Zhou Daguan suddenly changed his style and said: "Niu~ to tell you, Uncle Ben has been in love with you since the first meeting, and he wants to tie you back to be Mrs. Zhai all the time!" Today, the person is finally tied, and it is delicious to greet you, now, girl~ give the master a happy answer! β
"Ah?!!!!h
After hearing these words, Mei'er suddenly didn't know what to do with her expression, and was stunned on the spot, looking at Zhou Yi blankly.
"Hurry up, give me a word, in or not?"
It took a long time for the girl to react, and her expression was even more wonderful and said, "How can you ask a girl like this, a big villain~ People ~ people have actually been a long time ago ~ People are embarrassed ......"
"Okay, I got it. Look up and look at me! β
"Huh?"
"Close your eyes, there's something dirty on your face, I'll wipe it for you."
As Zhou Daguan expected, the little fool really closed his eyes obediently and asked curiously: "Where is the dirty thing~~~Hmm~um~ah~~"
And what answered her was Zhou Yi's direct hug and a kiss that invested all his feelings......
Xiao Mei'er's closed eyes immediately opened wide, but after seeing the eyes that were close at hand, she immediately closed them in fright~~
Now, launch a general offensive! Thinking about it at the same time, Zhou Yi suddenly opened Mei'er's teeth with his tongue and head
"Hmm~Hmm~~~~~~~Hmm"......
After slowly getting used to it, Mei'er's two little arms, which she didn't know where to put them, slowly wrapped around Zhou Daguan's waist.
And her little tongue also played hide and seek with Zhou Yi mischievously...
At this moment, on the sofa that they didn't notice, Xiaohong just woke up and watched all this silently, but unfortunately there was no previous spirituality in her eyes for the time being......
β»The KO skills used by the protagonist in this chapter are worth learning from the majority of wolf friends~ Especially when there are people who like it, but it's still a kick away, and at the same time I feel that the woman doesn't hate you! The specific tips are as follows:
1. Think of a way to make the woman's mood fluctuate before making a move, and it is best to do something that moves her
2. Ask her to a comfortable, quiet, safe and dark environment, and it is best not to let her notice that you are going to confess in advance
3. Look at the right time to make a decisive move, before making a move, you must first cheer yourself up, do a good job of psychological construction, it is best to practice it in advance at home, because this trick can only be used once for a girl! Remember!
4. The candidate for the move must be a little ruthless, even if the place is a queen-like or super weak girl
5. After making a move, she must emphasize again when she is at a loss to ask her to give a reply, so as to completely disrupt her mental defense, and be more manly at this time
6. After that, the other party may have 3 kinds of performance
1. She said directly that you are sick or something like that with a flat expression, which means that you have failed, and she doesn't like you at all!
2. She pretended to be calm and said that you are going to die or something, indicating that she has tsundere attributes, in fact, you have succeeded The following is the moment to peel off her pride and taste her squeamishness
3 She showed panic or shyness to talk to him, not to answer the question directly, at this time congratulations again, you have also succeeded, don't put aside the arrogance, just taste it
7. For the second and third possibilities that appear above, you must! Remember that you have to immediately change the subject and attack like the male protagonist, if you feel that the other party is not so easy to deceive, you can use the excuse that she has a leaf on her head or something. As long as you kiss it, then congratulations, you have made it completely!
If the above moves are useful~ remember to give me a monthly ticket reward~~~~
I wish a lover a family member in the end~β»;