The gentleman hides the weapon in his body, and when the time comes, if he meets a woman who does not move, it must be that this woman is useless, Wu Ming thinks that he is a principled man, and he usually disdains women who have no ambitions, unless he has no choice.

Due to long-term ear dyeing and witnessing, Zhuge Dachang's pickled girl level has risen sharply, I don't know what means he used, he actually caught up with two tall models, his face is very beautiful, but unfortunately his breasts are all A-cover, so flat that he is almost concave.

Taking advantage of the gap between the two models to touch up their makeup, Wu Ming patted Zhuge Dachang on the shoulder, and said with interest: "These two pipa essences are left for you, I want to find someone with meat." ”

"Is Mina bad?"

Wu Ming complained unceremoniously: "The body is like a bean sprout, I don't like this type." ”

Zhuge Dachang blurted out: "Xiao Yan is also this type!" ”

A flash of gloom flashed in Wu Ming's eyes, and he looked left and right and said to him: "Okay, okay, they will leave you with 3P." ”

The dance party has begun, the hall is full of dancing men and women, Wu Ming turned around and plunged into the crowd, like a wisp of ghost floating around, and finally found the familiar buttocks in the crowd, the beautiful young woman was surrounded by three scheming old men, with impatience written on her face.

Tyre! Let go of that young woman!

Of course, Wu Ming was just thinking in his heart, he also knew that it was not wise to shout, how could he come forward and talk now? The lessons of the previous car are vivid, and it is easy for people to misunderstand the nerves off the line when taking the literary and artistic route, and they need to find another way.

Beauty, are you interested in going to the hotel together? Let's untie all the shackles together, take a fragrant hot bath, and play Plants vs. Zombies together all night?

The beautiful young woman found the thoughtful Wu Ming, her little mouth curled, and the cunning flashed in her eyes, she immediately raised her hand happily and cheered happily: "Darling, I'm here ......"

Darling? Wu Mingleng for a moment, did her head let the donkey kick?

After a few steps of trotting, the beautiful young woman threw herself into Wu Ming's arms, and wrapped her arms around his neck with both hands, behaving very intimately, so fragrant! Wu Ming came back to his senses and raised his eyebrows, and hugged the plump buttocks of the beautiful young woman.

The beautiful young woman's delicate body stiffened, struggled slightly, and found that she couldn't get rid of Wu Ming's iron gate-like hands, her face sank, and she lowered her voice and said, "Is your hand in the wrong place?" ”

Wu Ming pinched the beauty's delicate buttocks and whispered: "It's better to look at it than to touch it, it's really a good buttocks that are rare in a hundred years." ”

The beautiful young woman rolled her eyes and muttered, "Once in a century? Flooding? As she spoke, she stretched out her hand in front of Wu Ming's eyes, the wedding ring on her ring finger was dazzling, and she said coldly: "Don't you think it's a very rude thing to put your hand on the buttocks of a married woman?" ”

"I think so!"

"And you still touch?"

Wu Ming said confidently: "You didn't say you can't touch it." ”

The beautiful young woman's eyes widened, and she said angrily: "Who said that you can touch it casually if you don't say that you can't touch it?" ”

"You don't say you can't touch it, how do I know I can't touch it? I touched you and said you can't touch ......"

"Are you Tang Seng?"

Wu Ming picked up the pointed chin of the beautiful young woman with his fingers, and said with a grin: "Who told you to use me as a shield, this is the price you have to pay." ”

The beautiful young woman slapped Wu Ming's hand away and snorted, "Let go of me, I'm going to the bathroom." ”

"Your heels are too high, do you need me to carry you?"

"So good?"

"The right to help the old lady cross the street."

“…………”

Due to the large number of guests, the thatched house in the villa was in an emergency, after asking the waiter, Wu Ming diligently escorted the beautiful young woman out of the villa, the rich family has more thatched houses than ordinary people, mainly worried that the will not be able to run to the thatched house.

Along the way, Wu Ming abducted all kinds of blinds, all kinds of fools, all kinds of pits, and still failed to coax the beautiful woman into the grove, and saw the beautiful young woman twist her waist and swing her hips into the toilet built next to the garden, and a fine light burst out in his eyes, just a three-meter-high wall, just want to block the dignified seven-foot man?

I wonder what it's like behind the walls? Will you see a row of big white cheeks that make a man's heart flutter? The impulsive devil in his heart kept urging Wu Ming to climb the wall, and just when he wanted to take action, a man with a turban stepped into the garden with small steps.

Wu Ming walked to the big tree next to him with a little weak heart, and unzipped it to fertilize the turf by the way, and the turban man weirdly did not go to the toilet, but walked straight to Wu Ming's side, and also unzipped it and began to shh.

"Brother, your bird is good!"

“…………”

It was already very embarrassing for two men who didn't know each other to urinate side by side, and the second goods from the alien still peeked at them, and praised them after reading it, Wu Ming didn't mention how depressed he was, he always felt that he was taken advantage of by others, but he couldn't take advantage of it when he looked back.

After urinating, Wu Ming went to the toilet to wash his hands, and the man in the headscarf caught up with him and continued to put on it: "Brother, do you think tonight's wine will be boring?" ”

"Sort of."

"We're going to organize a campfire party in the future, do you want to be a part of it?"

Wu Ming said impatiently: "I'm not interested." ”

"We're organizing a celestial party! Everybody will take off their clothes......"

Celestial body? What does it mean bare-footed? Wu Ming immediately stopped and turned around, revealing a lewd expression, and interrupted, "In addition to stripping naked, is there any other activity at the party?" ”

"Hmm!" The hijab man said a little shyly: "You can also fall in love with the handsome guy or macho man you like!" ”

"Handsome macho?" Wu Ming was startled, and after swallowing a mouthful of saliva in horror, he cautiously asked, "Aren't there any women?" ”

"You mean the filthy creatures? Do they know what true love is? We guarantee that there is not a single woman in our party, and you can rest assured of that. ”

Don't worry, your sister! Wu Ming vomited three liters of blood, and then there was no more......

After a long time, the beautiful young woman Shi Shiran walked out of the toilet, Wu Ming pestle under the street lamp, her expression was like she had just swallowed a pound of white and tender maggots, and the beautiful young woman muttered in her heart, why did this man's face stink like stool? Is it taking too long to touch up your makeup? Why don't you give him a little sweetness first?

It takes skill to seduce men, only stupid women will be stupid to throw themselves into their arms, smart women must know that they want to be captured, they want to welcome and refuse, and they are tight, so that they can catch men, and the beautiful young woman smiled amorous in all kinds.

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The beauty took the initiative to ask to go into the grove to see the stars, of course Wu Ming couldn't ask for it, it was better to see the stars in a dark place, but who the cared about this? The two of them grinded into a small wood, but after a few minutes, they ran out again, and there were too many mosquitoes.

The two returned to the villa, the reception has come to an end, the fundraising activity officially began, the fundraising was hosted by the hostess, it is said that the proceeds will be used to build a caring disability facility, and there is a special person to supervise the flow of funds, everyone can rest assured of generosity.

Wu Ming thinks that privately held charity fundraisers always have a hint of fame and reputation, but it is better than nothing, regardless of whether there will be people who will enrich their own pockets, as long as there is really money that can be used for public welfare projects, it is a good thing.

"Chairman XXX donates 1 million ......"

"Mr. XXX donates 500,000 ......"

Starting from the host's house, the fundraising began, to Wu Ming's surprise, the amount of donations will be made public, the organizer is really good at playing tricks, most of the people sitting here are rich people, no one is embarrassed to donate less now, right?

This is not a forced form of fundraising, as long as you are not afraid of embarrassment, you can don't donate, Wu Ming didn't plan to donate more, not because he was stingy, but because he had no money, he had thousands of yuan in cash, which should be used urgently, such as a night or something......

Zhuge Dachang came to Wu Ming's side and asked in a low voice, "Sangui!" How much are you going to donate? ”

"A hundred."

"People donate tens of thousands of dollars, can you get a hundred yuan?"

"I can't use my card to donate money, what can I do, and I have to keep the cash on my body for emergencies."

"But it's too embarrassing to donate 100, don't you donate 200 less?"

“…………”

People donate 108,000 yuan when they come to power, and if they don't have money, they have to go back to sell their kidneys and donate 108,000 yuan, only Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang donated 200 yuan after they came to power, and two local chickens suddenly appeared in a group of white cranes, which will always be extremely eye-catching, and their limelight is unmatched for a while, but just after a while, the situation has changed abruptly.

"Mr. Bai Qi donated...... Donate 100 dollars. ”

"Ruan Nansheng donated 100 yuan first."

Hey! These two eldest young masters are not without money, why should they lose face? Someone with a heart quietly set their eyes on Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, is it because they are taking care of the face of these two local chickens? Could it be that these two local chickens are phoenixes that have lost their hair?

The eldest and youngest masters are not afraid of being embarrassed, what are we afraid of? Many rookie actors and models who want to slap their swollen faces and become fat quietly breathed a sigh of relief, they just debuted and didn't have enough money, and they participated in the drinking party just to seek the opportunity to climb the high branches.

Since Wu Ming and others started, small donations began to emerge, and the host family was not unhappy, and the charity fundraising reception was actually just a high-sounding platform, they just used public welfare to make contacts, in order to make more money in the future.

The money that should be donated has been donated, the business that should be talked about has been discussed, and after the man divides up the beauties again, the drinking party is over, and people from all walks of life are singing gold and withdrawing troops.

Wu Ming and the others can be said to have returned with a full load, when they came, there were only three men, but when they went back, there were five more women, Zhuge Dachang and Ruan Nan were all hugging left and right, in a country where there was a shortage of beautiful women, their shameless behavior was tantamount to a crime, Wu Ming despised them from head to toe a hundred times.

When the group came to the parking lot, Wu Ming used the remote control to reverse the car out of the parking space, and the beautiful young woman sighed in surprise and asked, "You can also control this broken car remotely?" ”

"Not only can it be remotely controlled, but it can also launch missiles."

After Wu Ming turned the car with the remote control, all the women saw the license plate clearly, Qi Qi gasped, and the disdain in his eyes disappeared, they were all people who had seen the world, and they all understood what the No. 1 military plate represented.

A simple domestic military car, but on behalf of a high-powered, standing at the top of the pyramid of the military boss, several women suddenly behaved like little white rabbits, the atmosphere did not dare to gasp, but they couldn't hold back the excitement in their hearts, they caught the biggest fish tonight.

The beautiful young woman pulled Wu Ming's suit and asked, "Are you a soldier?" ”

Wu Ming coughed lightly, puffed up his chest, and said in a deep voice, "Doesn't it look like it?" ”

"Like ......"

There are ghosts! The beautiful young woman added in her heart, did she think that her sister had never seen a soldier? What soldier has half-long hair? Still wearing studs, wearing Rolex, maybe a green dragon and a white tiger tattooed on the butt or something, there are such ghost-like soldiers in Huaxia?