[No. 311 Liar: I Lied, It's Your Son]

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What is in the phone, Peach Blossom left everyone with a deep suspense.

It is the peak period when parents bring their children over, and Ye Dragonfly really doesn't have time to see it. touched Peach Blossom's head and said with a smile, "Thank you Peach Blossom first." ”

Are you still polite with Chen Qingyun? Ye Dragonfly didn't think much about it, so she put the phone down. I have to say that the child Peach Blossom is really caring, and the wallpaper on the mobile phone is actually a photo of Chen Qingyun.

Not every family has free time, and there are not many families participating in this camp. In Peach Blossom's class, only about one-third of the people participated. However, some families are mobilized as a whole family, and the number of people adds up to just enough to fill a bus.

The purpose of this camping is to experience life, not to enjoy the mountains and rivers. It's not that far, it's only three hours from the city.

Away from the hustle and bustle of the city, it feels so easy to enter a world without telephones, computers, or even electricity.

The big passenger stopped, everyone got out of the car, and stood at the bottom of the mountain, feeling a kind of artistic conception of rebirth. Although it is not as majestic as the famous mountains and rivers, with the idea of playing, no matter where you go, it is a happy place.

With happy expressions, the students received a simple tent from each family in the equipped car under the guidance of their parents.

With their tents on their backs and the necessities in hand, the crowd began to march into the mountains.

On the other side of the mountain, there is forest and water. The dense pine forests and forest streams are also considered to have some artistic conception. And it's not easy to have an accident by setting up a tent by the stream and lighting a fire.

After fifteen minutes of walking, we arrived at our destination.

After organizing the people in her class, Ye Dragonfly warned parents to take good care of their children. And after the area is specified, the dissolution begins to set up tents.

As a man, he naturally has to embody a hard-working and capable side, so the problem of the leaf dragonfly tent naturally has to be solved by Chen Qingyun. And Ye Dragonfly would be fine with two children to help out.

What does Chen Qingyun do, setting up this kind of suggested small tent is really too pediatric. It took less than fifteen minutes for the two tents to be firmly anchored to the ground.

"Wow, our new home is settled. Teacher Ye and us are still neighbors? Peach Blossom said with a smile.

"Are the two tents too close together?" Ye Dragonfly pointed to the gap between the two tents, which was only a fist's width, and asked.

"Teacher Ye, you are so stupid. My dad is not to take care of you more conveniently, Xiaolinzi, let's put things in the tent first. Don't bother the two of them. After Peach Blossom finished speaking, she beckoned Lin Wanrong to get into the tent.

Accustomed to comfortable beds, these simple tents are tempting for these children. Everyone was busy, but they all had happy expressions on their faces.

"Let's sit down, children are rarely sensible, and create opportunities for us to be alone." Chen Qingyun sat down at the front of the tent with a smile and lit a cigarette.

Ye Dragonfly looked around, this is called solitude, there are ten classes in the first grade. There must be hundreds of people around now. Fortunately, the second and third grades are in another place, otherwise it would have been more lively.

Chen Qingyun's speed in setting up tents does not mean that other people are also fast. This will, except for Chen Qingyun, no one has set up a tent yet.

sat down next to Chen Qingyun and pushed his sunglasses.

"Have you had time lately?" Ye Dragonfly hesitated for a moment and asked.

Chen Qingyun doesn't know if he feels very busy to others? If not, why do people keep asking him if he has time? All he has now is time

"Tell me, what's the matter. Our dragonfly lady has to do it smaller, and if she doesn't have time, she has to squeeze some time out. Chen Qingyun said with a smile.

Ye Dragonfly's cheeks added a touch of ruddy, as if dyed blush, which had a different taste. Although Chen Qingyun said these words with a hippie smile, it was beautiful to hear her. After such a long period of contact, she already has a deep understanding of Chen Qingyun. Don't look at him as if he just said casually, but everything he said was a promise. Just say it, and you'll do it. Those who don't have the right mouth, put their oaths on their lips but rarely do them, are absolutely incomparable.

"Hmm...... Well...... Actually, it's nothing. "The leaf dragonfly didn't know how to speak. Some things can have a big impact after one trouble. Repeated troubles, then the impact will be bigger and bigger. She didn't know if what she was going to do next was the right thing to do.

As soon as Chen Qingyun saw Ye Dragonfly's expression, he knew what the other party was thinking. He smiled and asked, "Could it be that your family misses me again?" ”

Now every few days, Ye's mother or Ye's father will call and ask Chen Qingyun to go to the house for dinner. However, because Ye Dragonfly himself did not express his position, Chen Qingyun did not make any moves, so as not to increase psychological pressure on the other party, so every time the old man of the Ye family called, Chen Qingyun would find some reason to shirk it.

Having seen the old man of the Ye family, and the old man of the enemy family, combined with his own old man, Chen Qingyun completely understood what he was thinking about being an old man now.

Although I didn't go to Ye's house, I could guess Ye Dragonfly's condition, which would definitely be difficult. Who made us look so handsome, and those old people liked it so much when they saw it?

Handsome...... It can also be confusing.

Ye Dragonfly nodded with a wry smile and said, "It's my father's birthday in two days." He whispered in my ear all day that it would be nice if you could go, and I had explained to him our relationship, but they just didn't believe me. I really can't help it. The old man finally had a birthday, and he couldn't bear to make him sad. If you have time, go over for a meal."

"Hey, dragonfly, that's wrong with you. It is not easy for the old man to raise you for so many years. They just want a perfect son-in-law, and you can't satisfy them with such a small request, do you think they can be happy? Still, I can understand where you're in now. It's really hard to find another man like me. Well, since there is something delicious, I reluctantly agreed. Chen Qingyun took a puff of cigarette and said with a smile. The leaf dragonfly during the day still can't catch up with the leaf dragonfly at night, Chen Qingyun feels that this girl should be stimulated more, only in this way can her dual personality fusion be promoted.

Ye Dragonfly covered her head with her hand and looked around helplessly. Fortunately, no one heard, otherwise it would be a shame. What she knows is that she doesn't want to ask anyone else for help. I don't know, do you think she leaves dragonflies and no one wants them?

This guy's skin is still the same thick

"Hehe, Mr. Ye, your vision is really good." Lin Wanrong's voice sounded behind the two.

"Teacher Ye, don't worry, my father is a warm-hearted person, he will definitely help you with this." Peach Blossom's little head also poked out of the tent.

"............" Ye Dragonfly was speechless, how could she forget these two little guys. They heard what they had just said.

"You two are not allowed to talk nonsense to other parents, do you hear?" Ye Dragonfly made a straight face, it was a pity that she really had no deterrent effect on these two children.

Although the teacher is also a human being, he also has seven emotions and six desires. But if it is involved with a parent, and in the mouth of some long tongues, it will become the crime of discarding professional ethics to seduce students' parents. Two years ago, a female teacher at the school had a good relationship with a parent, and the result spread all over the city, and finally she couldn't stand the pressure and had to quit her job.

"Got it. You guys continue to linger, I'm playing games with Xiaolinzi. Peach Blossom sneered twice, and pulled Lin Wanrong back into the tent.

Ye Dragonfly's face turned red, how could this matter be heard by the students, it was really embarrassing.

"Alright, Mr. Ye. Don't be shy, old man. So many parents have already set up their tents, and now they are all looking this way? Otherwise, they should have misunderstood what I had done to you? Chen Qingyun joked with a smile.

"Ahh After Ye Dragonfly finished speaking, he went into another tent behind him to pack his things.

Pitching a tent is just a simple start for this camp. The next thing is the more difficult thing, how to solve the problem of food and clothing.

Although I brought dry food, how could I experience the fun of camping by eating only dry food? In order to allow the two children to be able to move, Chen Qingyun specially prepared an alcohol stove for field heating.

"Children, it's time to wield your wit. From now on, I won't help you. Take care of you all day, and now is the time for you to repay me as a father. The first thing to do on camping, find a way to make something delicious, is there a problem" Chen Qingyun lifted the two children out of the tent and asked.

For Peach Blossom and Lin Wanrong, ordinary things can't arouse their interest at all. It's this kind of difficult thing that really gets them into it.

Although the IQ is high, the ability to move is limited by the body shape after all. The conditions proposed by Chen Qingyun are still difficult for them.

But the faces of the two did not show a little embarrassed expression, but were very excited, and said happily: "Don't worry, you will definitely complete the task."

After discussing it together for a while, the two little ones had some ideas. Lin Wanrong did the hard work, and Peach Blossom was in charge of the construction work.

Their purpose was to build a stove out of stone and place a small iron basin on top of it to heat things.

Seeing that the two of them were busy with their work, soon their cheeks became very dirty, and sweat appeared on their foreheads. Looking at the other children, they all have the help of their parents, and I can't bear to feel a little unbearable: "Should we do it with them?" ”

Chen Qingyun smiled and shook his head: "You should have confidence in them. They could have done better without our help. ”

Facts have proved that Chen Qingyun is right. It took about half an hour for the two of them to build a decent stove and put the alcohol lamp in it.

Peach Blossom clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Dad, it's done." Review? ”

"Not bad. Okay, let's start cooking" Chen Qingyun threw a lighter to Taohua.

"Okay" Peach Blossom took the lighter and quickly assigned the task to Lin Wanrong. Then the two went separately to get busy, Peach Blossom cooked, and Lin Wanrong did the supply.

Seeing the two little guys working in an orderly manner, Ye Dragonfly smiled and said, "I didn't see it, the two of them really did a good job." "Compared with other children, they also need the cooperation of their parents, and the two of them are already very good.

After another half an hour, the two of them finally got what they made. It is two bowls of hot instant noodles with vegetables. Without any help, it is already quite difficult for the two of them to make it.

"This is instant noodles for couples, oh, you two hurry up and eat it," Peach Blossom smiled and stuffed the dishes and chopsticks into Ye Dragonfly's hand, and then ran away to continue cooking.

The leaf dragonfly looked down and smiled. "These two little ones are really interesting. I actually used a knife to make a piece of ham sausage into the shape of a heart and put it in the rice bowl. ”

"Does Peach Blossom know anything?" Ye Dragonfly asked Chen Qingyun.

Since Zhou Yi's incident, Peach Blossom has been very good to her, and she always pulls her on Chen Qingyun from time to time? Ye Dragonfly was a little suspicious that Peach Blossom knew about the matter between her and Chen Qingyun?

Chen Qingyun shook his head and said with a smile: "She doesn't know anything. I just like you in my heart. It's just that as long as the woman she likes wants to trick me into coming home as my wife, hehe. It is said that a woman is a father's intimate little padded jacket, which is really not fake at all."

A big bead of sweat flowed from Ye Dragonfly's forehead, there is really a father, there is a daughter

After eating the so-called instant noodles, Ye Dragonfly can't always sit here with Chen Qingyun. I got up and walked around the camp and talked to the parents in my class.

The time was very fast, and it was evening, and it was getting dark. The people lit a bonfire and sat down around it.

More than 40 people sat around, talking and laughing, very happy.

Children are not willing to be lonely, and some people suggest that everyone play a game together. For playing, Peach Blossom is still very good at playing, and immediately stood up and said loudly: "I have a proposal, let's play Truth or Dare"

"Don't play, it's too old-fashioned."

"It's boring, Peach Blossom, I want to order another game, this is too outdated game."

Today's children are so happy that they haven't played with anything good. Obviously, the corny game of Truth or Dare is no longer able to seduce them.

Peach blossoms are very popular in the class. However, this time there was unanimous opposition, and Truth or Dare really did not arouse their interest.

However, Peach Blossom had her own idea, waved her hand vigorously, waited for everyone to be quiet, and continued: "If it's an ordinary truth or dare, it's definitely not interesting, and I don't like to play anymore. But today is different, today our parents are here, this game is not only played by our children, parents and teachers also have to play together. Don't you want to know where the novels confiscated by the teacher are stored, and don't want to find an opportunity to secretly get them back? Don't you want to know where the forcible New Year's money is placed? Don't you want to know what they did when our parents forced us to study late at night while they ran back to their rooms and closed the door? ”

With a few simple questions, the children who originally thought that Truth or Dare was boring immediately came to their senses and collectively cheered Long live Peach Blossom, and they were able to come up with such a classic game.

Things are man-made, and Peach Blossom has this ability to defy the sky.

The children were happy, but the adults were sweating profusely. Today's kids are overly smart. It's no wonder that today's children are difficult to discipline, they are thinking about how to deal with their parents' tricks all day long, can they be disciplined well?

Peach Blossom's last question made many parents sweat. This little girl is too ruthless, and she actually wants to expose her parents' old bottoms. What else can I do at night, of course, I have younger brothers and sisters. But how can you tell the children about this?

Some people wanted to object, but Peach Blossom had already expected this, and said, "Of course, this game is not only good for children. Don't parents want to know if their children really went to the same school to do their homework? Or a child who already has a girlfriend but pretends not to understand anything in front of his parents. You should all want to know that this game can't be a lie, this is a good opportunity for you to get to know your child, and you must not miss it. ”

"Well, is there anyone against it. If you don't want to play, you can automatically quit. Peach Blossom shouted loudly.

No one retreated, Peach Blossom nodded with a smile, and said to Lin Wanrong: "Xiao Linzi, you tell me the rules of the game, otherwise some parents won't know." ”

Lin Wanrong stood up and said loudly: "Because there are a lot of people playing the game today, the method of drawing is used to pick out the people who ask questions. I've got two decks of poker here, and I'll split one from each of them in a moment. Then, Peach Blossom randomly draws one of the other decks of poker. If that person has the same number of poker points as the suit in Peach Blossom's hand, then he is the first person to ask the question. He can ask anyone any question. At the end of the day, the loser draws the next person to ask the question, and so on. In order to prevent some people from telling the truth, it is necessary to take a vicious oath before answering the question. That's the rule, is there anyone who doesn't understand? ”

The rules are simple and straightforward, and no one is unclear. Lin Wanrong distributed the poker prepared in advance to each of the people present. After dividing the poker, hand another poker to Peach Blossom.

Peach Blossom stood up and messed with the poker behind her, then drew the first one, which was an 8 of hearts.

A chubby boy stood up happily and shouted, "Haha, I'm Hearts 8, I'm so lucky"

"Roc, you're the first to ask questions. Now who are you going to ask? ”

The boy said, "I'm going to ask my dad a question. ”

"Okay, Dapeng Dad, your son is going to ask you questions. Before you ask a question, please make an oath. Peach Blossom said.

Dapeng's father was a thin middle-aged man, and he didn't object, and said with a smile: "Okay, I swear that what I said below is true, otherwise I would be a puppy." ”

The parents chuckled, this parent's oath was a bit childlike. You don't have to take it too seriously when playing with children.

"Well, your dad has sworn it. You can ask questions. Peach Blossom said.

"No, no. He swore this oath every time he swore to me, and it didn't count at all. Besides, he's become a puppy, and I'm not going to be a puppy too. I strongly demand a change of vow," Roc objected.

Parents are sweating profusely, and today's children are really not easy to fool

Dapeng's father was embarrassed for a moment, and scolded with a smile: "Little rabbit, expose my old bottom." Then what do you say I swear so that you can believe it? ”

Dapeng said: "You swear, if you don't tell the truth, you will be caught by your mother when you go out to eat with Aunt Li in the future."

"............" Dapeng's father was stunned for a long time, and only when the parents laughed did he react. With a helpless and embarrassed face, he smiled helplessly and scolded: "You little king and eight lambs, just do what you say, you can ask questions."

After Dapeng's father finished his oath, Dapeng nodded with satisfaction: "Where did you secretly carry your mother's private money?" ”

Dapeng's father was full of sweat, playing a game, exposing all his old bottoms in front of his parents, it was too embarrassing, and he must clean up this bastard boy when he gets home.

"Behind my wedding photo with your mother. What does this do, you ask? Dapeng's father asked strangely.

Dapeng grinned and said with a smug smile: "I can't tell you, wait until you have the opportunity to ask me."

"Alright. Dapeng Dad, it's up to you to pick out the next person to ask questions. Peach Blossom handed the poker to Dapeng's father.

Originally, parents were playing games to show some children's little secrets. Now it seems that there are some mistakes, Dapeng's father is a bloody lesson

Now they really hope that they will never draw their own children, and they may ask some embarrassing questions.

I don't know if God deliberately wanted to make everyone happy, but Dapeng's father actually drew himself. This is a lot of fun for Dapeng's father.

"Son, your life is really bad. It's time for me to ask questions, and now you swear by it, and I can tell you, it's not okay if you don't satisfy me. Dapeng's father said with a smile.

Dapeng bit his lip, thought for a moment and said, "If I'm going to lie, I'm ...... I...... It's your son."

Coax...... Everyone laughed, this oath was really vicious

Dapeng's father couldn't bear it anymore, if he said it to others, it would definitely be a very poisonous oath, but it would be of no use to him at all.

raised his hand and gave Dapeng a bang: "Little Wang Ba Lamb, dare to play with your Lao Tzu and say, why did you just ask me where my private money is hidden?" ”

Dapeng scratched his head and said with a smile: "My mother said that as long as I find a way to find out where your private money is hidden." And she rewarded me with five hundred dollars."

"I'll give you a thousand dollars, give me this secret in my rotten stomach, do you understand?"

"Hey, Dad, if only you had said no. Ok, I can't remember anything."

These two fathers and sons are really funny

Next, it's time to draw the cards. This time, Dapeng pulled out the peach blossoms

Peach Blossom shouted happily with the poker, then turned her head to look at Chen Qingyun, and smiled strangely: "Dad, you swear first, I have a question for you."

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