Time passed, and a few days passed smoothly.

Following!

Bai Xiaotian felt a small tongue licking on his cheek. In the midst of such a disgusting Bala, he woke up.

"I'll you!" Bai Xiaotian opened his eyes and stared at him with a pair of big smart eyes.

At this moment, Bai Xiaotian was stunned. Other, how did you climb up from below? This is a high bed more than a meter high, and he has to climb the stairs to a rhythm. Or rather, is it a prank?

"Wow!" Wang Dazhui woke up with a yawn. At first glance, he saw Bai Xiaotian who was half-sitting up, he blinked his eyes and said, "Tianshao, do you want to be so cute, what kind of rhythm is it to sleep with a dog?" ”

Wang Dazhui's movement woke Nengwen and Nengwu up.

"Tianshao, you have a good relationship with the puppy." Neng Wen looked at Bai Xiaotian.

"This dog has a good relationship with Tianshao, I want to touch it, I almost got bitten." Nengwu said.

Get! Bai Xiaotian, this is not clear to explain. However, the words of the three people were equivalent to indirectly telling him that this dog was not brought up by the other party at all. There were only four people in the entire dormitory, including him. It wasn't the other three people who got it, it wasn't him who got it, so this dog, how did it come up.

"I told you everything, this is a greyhound." Elder Kong said.

"What dog?" Bai Xiaotian asked.

"Greyhound." Old Dao.

"Is it delicious?" Bai Xiaotian asked.

"Forehead......" Old Man Kong paused and said, "I haven't eaten it, but I think it should be edible." As for the question of whether it is delicious or not, it is a bit unclear about the rhythm. Or do you try? ”

As soon as he made this suggestion, he sensed a threat from Samoyed. It was the kind of threat that threatened his soul directly.

"Elder Kong, how do you say the greyhound should eat? If you steam it, it will not pass away that spirituality. If it's fried, won't it be able to preserve that spirituality, and if it's eaten raw, it's a little too bloody. "Bai Xiaotiandao.

……

A minute passed, and the old man didn't speak.

"Old, is the phone still online? Elder Kong, are you still at home? "Bai Xiaotiandao.

"Want Want." Samoyed shouted at Bai Xiaotian.

"I'll it. I haven't heard of Samoyeds screaming. Bai Xiaotian was shocked at this moment. He touched Samoyed's head and said suspiciously: "If you can scream, then you can't keep it purebred." Could it be, it's really a Chihuahua, right? ”

"Tian Shao, I think, is very likely to be a Chihuahua." Wang Dazhui came to the bedside.

With a whoosh, Samoyed immediately pounced on Wang's sledgehammer and bit it when he opened his mouth.

Wang Da Hammer was on one side, and suddenly, he dodged to the side. He said in his heart, so fierce, this is not a Chihuahua?

"Little Tianzi, this guy can threaten me. I don't know what it's capable of, but at least it senses my presence, and even my words. So, in the future, you will talk to me less about eating dogs, you know. In his mind, with the help of such a gap, Elder Kong said.

"You're afraid of even a dog?" Bai Xiaotian asked.

"You are human, you are still its owner, of course you are not afraid. I'm a ghost, you make a ghost, I don't want a dish, you make a Samoyed that can restrain me, what do you think? Old Kong said without words.

"Alright then!" Bai Xiaotian said he understood.

Everyone, wash up, you have to go to class.

Samoyed, he must have been kept in his bedroom. Food, dog food, drinking, cool and white, playing, and computers, but unfortunately the other party can't. Anyway, now that the other party has an extra skill to climb the bed, he can't prevent it, Bai Xiaotian is too lazy to care, if the other party really wants to climb back and forth on four beds, then he has to follow the other party's wishes.

In the classroom, the class bell rings.

In this lesson, the class teacher substitutes for the class.

Bai Xiaotian's homeroom teacher, a big beauty who stayed in school for graduate students. In the past, that is, last year, that is, when people just graduated from graduate school, they were still school flowers at the last moment. Now, people have stepped into the battle sequence of teachers, and the school flower has been removed. It's just that now there is a beauty of the scent of books, which makes people look fascinated.

The head teacher, during the graduate school, belonged to the form of part-time work, and by the way, she gave Bai Xiaotian a first-year student in this class as the class teacher, and this work, that is, more than three years, has been done until she graduated. Now, she is also in the process of advancing to the teacher system. Her dream is to be a humor teacher.

"I'm always a class teacher, and I'm a little tired of it. It's okay if you cooperate with me, if you help me, today, I'll practice the drill for you to be a teacher? The head teacher spoke.

Instead of shouting in unison from the cheesy Bala, everyone just nodded.

"Before class, the teacher is going to do a magic trick for you." The head teacher stretched out his hands, turned the circle and said, "Look, there's nothing." ”

Everyone nodded, indeed, nothing.

Then, everyone saw the head teacher put his hands in his pockets.

It's called magic? Bai Xiaotian shook his head.

The head teacher took out a doll in the form of poop from her pocket, she held the doll with both hands, looked at it, and then threw it towards Bai Xiaotian.

The doll fell into Bai Xiaotian's palm, he was messy, and he didn't know what it meant at all.

The teacher's right hand was on top of his eyes, and he looked at the doll like a monkey, and then said with a majestic face: "The name of this magic trick is called, where has Dad gone?" ”

Bai Xiaotianxin said, where did Baba go, right? Give it back to you. Immediately, he pinched the poop-like doll in his right hand and threw it towards the teacher.

The teacher was a little messy, and she probably didn't expect that the big beauty she had been a school flower for seven years would be a junior who had been taken for more than three years and didn't give face.

"Baba is back." The teacher had an idea.

The students in the class laughed. Everyone looked at Bai Xiaotian and the head teacher, and their eyes were a little ambiguous. The head teacher, the beautiful woman said, Bai Xiaotian, the supreme god said, the two of them are also a good match.

Su Keke moved to Bai Xiaotian's side, and she held Bai Xiaotian's wrist with both hands. This move is as if he is asserting his sovereignty.

Su Keke said in his heart, the loss is coming today, otherwise, his man will be eye-to-eye with other wild women, this is worth it?