Brother Dong walked between the two of us and looked at the two of us curiously, "What's wrong with you two?" What are you doing, why are you opening your mouth so wide, what's wrong?"

I patted Brother Dong on the shoulder, "Brother Dong, can you tell me, how do you know this?" You're so professional, we don't even know it."

Brother Dong glanced at me, "I am a local, I naturally have many friends, I want to know a good girl who is the head of the school, ask someone to ask, I am on a field trip, it is easy to know." Did you see those photos from yesterday, that is, I looked good, and then took a picture from the back, and then asked someone. I wasn't idle all day yesterday. The light is gone. It's okay, my brother has been engaged in 36.5 objects in 3650 days in ten years from 11 to 21 years old. An average of one every three months. If you want to chase girls in the future, or whatever, just ask me. ”

"Brother Dong, how did that 0.5 come out?"

Liu Zhendong's eyes narrowed into a slit again, his hands were clasped together, he looked like a begging, and a silver smile on his face, "That 0.5 is Gao Weiwei who is about to arrive." ”

Bolong and I continued to look at each other again.

Liu Zhendong threw the book on the bed, and then began to put the wool pieces. The voice is still the boss, "Wait for Fat Tao, Fat Tao is here, let's set off, and we will travel today." ”

I was a little depressed, closed the door, and then walked to Liu Zhendong's side, "Brother Dong, the voice of the notebook is quieter, can you see it?" ”

Liu Zhendong shook his head, "Then how can I immerse myself in it, what I want is this feeling" Follow Liu Zhendong". Yes. Ah" with the screams in the computer, the spring heart rippled.

Then I saw the notebook that Liu Zhendong threw aside, and I wondered how Liu Zhendong could still take notes. I picked it up and looked at it, and it was a mess, it was the constellation "Brother Dong, why are there so many constellations"

"I don't know, if you want to chase girls now, the first thing is to study the constellations well, because girls nowadays believe in these, and if you memorize these, you can have different constellations with different girls. If a girl says she's an Aries, you say you're a lion or a shooter, but you can't say a cancer. ”

"I'm grass, isn't it, so professional." I was a little surprised, "Now the pickle girl still has to memorize the constellation"

Liu Zhendong smiled, "Follow my brother, the beauty is in hand." Take that to heart, yes. Then he turned up the computer louder and sat on the bed. Yes. Ahh

Bolong and I were very depressed, walked to the window, and said that we would smoke a cigarette to relieve our boredom.

Then the door to our dorm room opened. Bo Long and I thought it was Fat Zitao who came back, but it turned out that it was our dormitory director who appeared. But our brother Dong is still there with his back to our dormitory director." Yes. Ahh He also stretched out his hand and pointed at the two of us, "Come, come, together." Yes. Ah, that's so cool. This girl, it's so powerful, this big **. ”

Then I saw that the dormitory director's face was green, and when he got behind Dongge, he pulled out the computer cable at once.

"Grass, why the is there a power outage, Pobi School" Brother Dong turned his head, then saw the gloomy face of the dormitory director, and stammered, "Old, teacher." ”

The first time, when I saw the dormitory teacher, my face could be green like this, and my black face was now green, but Brother Dong was no better than him. The scene was surprisingly quiet.

After a long time, the dormitory director took a deep breath, "Do you know where this is?" ”

Brother Dong nodded, and said very aggrievedly, "Teacher, I didn't mean to"

The director of the dormitory shook his head, stretched out his hand to point at Liu Zhendong, and then pointed at a few of us, "I'll just say that the students who come to the third time will not be of high quality." ”

As soon as I heard him say this, I was unhappy, and then asked, "We came here for the third time, what's wrong, and the third time we made up for it, it's also here, not people?" ”

"That's it," Bo Long said, "I always thought that university teachers would have some qualities, not the same as junior high school teachers, who knows, it turns out to be a virtue"

I patted Bolong on the shoulder, "You're so right, you're right." Bosom friend. ”

"You, you," the dormitory teacher said angrily, pointing at the two of us, "what kind of students are you?" How can you be so unqualified. ”

"Just have quality with quality people. Right, Bolon. ”

Bo Long smiled and hugged my neck, "What to eat at noon today, I have no appetite, it's really disappointing." Hey"

"Bastard" the head of the dormitory continued to curse, then glanced at our dormitory, turned around, walked out in a flash, and closed the door in anger. And the sound of slamming the door is loud.

I stretched out my hand and pointed to the door, "Why are you still so uncaring for public property, it's not his family, if the door of their house is so closed, he has to feel sorry for him." ”

Bo Long continued, "Anyway, Lao Tzu can go to this school or not, I am for my family, I only go to it, if he has nothing to do, I am not used to him at all, damn." What's going on with love. ”

"Let's go, let's eat, it's not a problem" I followed and said, "Why is Fat Tao, he hasn't come back so late"

"Then who knows" followed me and accidentally glanced at Brother Dong, and found that Brother Dong had been staring at the two of us and didn't speak. The look in our eyes gives people a very terrifying feeling, because when we say horror, because under normal circumstances, people can't be sure whether his eyes are open or closed.

Bo Long also sensed that something was wrong, "Brother Dong, why are you looking at us all the time." ”

"It's, what the hell do you want to do. It's not that we didn't remind you just now, it's not that we didn't remind you just now, "I stretched out my hand and pointed to the door" It's that when the teacher came in, you were already too deep in the play, and without the opportunity for us to remind you, the teacher already had a complete grasp of your criminal information. ”

Brother Dong stood up, didn't speak, and then step by step, he walked towards me and Bo Long, that posture was really scary. The two of us unconsciously stepped back. Brother Dong walked a few steps forward, and then the tears suddenly flowed to deal with it, yes, the uproar flowed out. Then one hand hugged me, the other hand hugged Bolong, and he cried, "I, Liu Zhendong, have lived for so many years, and I have never met someone who is so good to me, what is there to help me share my worries and help me, I am really moved to death, I know, you must be my good brothers, I Liu Zhendong will not be wrong." Then Brother Dong returned to the bunk, reached out and took out the notebook, and came to my side, "This, you two take a look, it will be very helpful for you to pick up girls in the future" Brother Dong snorted and cried, so that the two of us were embarrassed to say anything, I caught the notebook with one hand, and then saw Brother Dong, reached out and wiped a handful of snot, and then slapped the back of Bo Long's head, Bo Long didn't know, and followed Dong Ge and the two of them to hug each other, I watched the snot flow to Bo Long's neck, he was quite happy.

I stepped back and picked up Dongge's notebook. Opening the first page scared me. Major, class, name, approximate height. Physical condition, family background, contact number. And then the following are all arranged people, one by one, and a whole article is written. There is still space below, but there are already more than a dozen filled up.

I continued to look at Brother Dong, found the applied English major, Class 3, and then found Qiao Xuan's phone, which was the same as the one on my mobile phone, and I turned my head to look at Brother Dong who was crying there, I really don't know what to say, don't call Brother Dong in the future, call it the household registration book.

I was thinking about it, the door opened, and Fat Zitao came back, "I didn't understand a few questions when I got out of school, and I discussed it with the teacher, so it's late, everyone is embarrassed"

I shook my head, "It's okay, it's okay" and I went to the edge of my bed, pressing the notebook under my bed.

Fat Zitao stretched out his finger and pointed to Brother Dong who was crying there, "What's wrong with Brother Dong?"

"It's okay, it's okay" Brother Dong continued to wipe his snot, and then wiped his eyes, and I don't know if the liquid on his face was tears or snot. Or is it a mixture of the two, and walked to the side of Fat Zitao again, "Come back, it's good, let's go, I didn't expect things to be solved so easily, and the director of the dormitory would let me go so easily." Thanks to my two good brothers, Wang Yue and Bo Long. I, Liu Zhendong, have identified you. Go, go, go out to eat, drink, sing, bathe, massage, do whatever you want, I'm all, go, go. ”

Bo Long and I looked at it, followed to the side of Brother Dong, we chatted a few words, Brother Dong didn't cry, went downstairs, got out of school, went to the largest restaurant here to eat, after eating, went to sing again, when singing, I found a few companions, Fat Tao was not suitable. A few of us are skilled, and we also left each other's phone calls with the accompanying singers, but Brother Dong, it's really awesome, as soon as I came in, even the corridor attendant, I knew him. Take a bath at night, and in the bathing center, people also know him. It makes me really wonder if this guy ever went to work in these places before he went to college. How can you be so familiar and familiar with the road. Massage, it is even more comfortable, I massaged yesterday, and I continue to massage today, not the general comfort. In the evening, Brother Dong took us to the special snacks that are particularly famous here, and ate snacks, a group of people, and continued to drink in the evening. Just switched to beer. In the afternoon, Brother Dong and Fat Zitao were not very sober, because one was dizzy and the other was dizzy and dizzy. So when they fainted, Bolong and I stopped the two of them. In the afternoon, both of them were not very awake, and when they took a bath and massage, they came to their senses, and at night they ate barbecue and began to drink again.

As soon as the fat man Tao drank, his face turned red, and as soon as he lied, his face was also red, and now, obviously, he belonged to the former. The fat man looked at us with a red and fleshy face, "Tell you, say, say." I, I, Xiao Yutao, have lived for 19 years and drank wine, it is better to be with you for two days, drink, more, more, come, I am happy, drink. ”

"Well, well, I'm also happy, I'm happy to have met such a good friend. I have wanted to meet such a group of brothers since I was a child, but I have never met them, and when I was in school, the people around me always calculated me and made me spend money. When there's really something going on, it's quite far away. Then Brother Dong patted his chest, and at the barbecue stand, his voice became louder, "They, those brutes, dang, when I am Liu Zhendong, are fools." Grass, a bunch of crumbs. How can I feel like this now, with you, I, I, Liu Zhendong, happy, comfortable. It's hard to buy money to make me happy, I have money, I, what do I want. "Follow Liu Zhendong to clink glasses with Fat Zitao" Come, come, do it. Then the two of them did it again.