Chapter 6 Fighting in the Health Room
Xiaoyu is really a foodie, she buried her head in the lunch box, used her hands and mouth together, from time to time put spoonfuls of fried rice into her small mouth, and then stretched out her little tongue to purse her lips, and then did not wait for the rice to swallow, so she began to hold the second spoonful.
After a while, before I could finish eating, the little fish had already been done, and she magically took out a bottle of chilled blueberry juice, unscrewed the lid, separated her lips and took the mouth of the bottle, and swallowed it with a clatter, a clatter.
I didn't speak, I calculated in my heart that in two minutes, this girl's stomach would hurt.
In less than two minutes, Xiaoyu's face changed, and he suddenly stood up with his lower abdomen, waved his hand at me and said, "Xinnen, borrow your bed to level your stomach." ”
I watched quietly as Xiaoyu untied the straps of his sandals and lay flat on the bed, closing his eyes and gasping slightly. Then Xiaoyu stretched out his hands and rubbed his chest for a while, then put it on his stomach and began to rub it slowly.
After eating, I cleaned up, went to the water dispenser to get a cup of warm boiled water, and while drinking, I stood on the side of the bed and said to Xiaoyu: "Beauty, which great god taught you such a way to calm your stomach." ”
Xiaoyu closed his eyes: "The family is ancestral, why is there a problem?" ”
I smiled and said, "Do you have a history of genetic stomach diseases in your family?" ”
Xiao Yu opened his eyes in surprise and said, "Hey, how do you know?" My parents, my grandmother, they all have stomach problems, and of course I'm not immune. ”
Xiaoyu said as if something in her stomach hurt again, she squeezed her nose and pouted to make a painful expression.
I looked at the eye-one-book-reading-novel{y}{b}{d}{u}, approached and said: "Traditional Chinese medicine says that the stomach is the sea of water valleys, and good energy can transport the subtleties of water valleys, and the growth and metabolism of the human body depend on the subtleties of water valleys. Your stomach is not good, the subtle absorption is not smooth, coupled with the love of spicy and greasy, it is bound to warm the inside, and further is the disharmony of the spleen and stomach, which affects the liver, and ends up with a liver heat connotation, steamed on the noodles, and then it will turn into the two beautiful youth and beautiful acne on your face. ”
Xiao Yu was startled, and reached out to touch the two small pimples that had just emerged on his cheeks.
"That'...... So what to do. Xiao Yu's little face was aggrieved, and she was about to cry.
I was relieved and said: "It's not difficult, it's nothing more than three tricks: acupuncture, medicine, and massage, depending on what you like." ”
Xiaoyu cried and said, "I'm faint and afraid of taking medicine, so ...... Then let's massage. ”
I stood on the edge of the bed and said to Xiaoyu, "Then you can put your skirt up first." ”
Xiaoyu pouted and said, "What are you doing, do you want to take advantage?" Let me tell you, this girl is a master of Tai Chi! ”
Xiaoyu lay on the bed, stretched out his arms to show a posture.
I smiled right: "I have to find someone with more meat to take advantage of, look at you thin, the wolf shed tears when he saw it, how can I bear to do it." ”
"Die!" The little fish twisted and kicked sideways.
As soon as I reached out and grabbed the slender ankle that had hit me, he pushed it a little harder, and the five pink toes of the little fish hooked desperately inward.
"Hey, let go, I'm shouting indecent!" The little fish was afraid of pain, and after struggling, he didn't dare to move.
I disdainfully lowered my ankle and said, "What kind of indecent thing is it to grab your feet?" ”
Xiao Yu's face turned and said: "Foot fetish, pervert!" ”
I clenched my fists: "Obey, Tai Chi Woman!" Count you ruthless! ”
Xiaoyu stretched out his legs and said: "Hurry up and press it after taking it, and help me lift the skirt by the way, but please pay attention, don't squint, and the three views must be correct, understand?" ”
I smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't have evil thoughts if you strip naked." ”
Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly wanted to understand something, and kicked his flying feet again: "You dare to despise this girl's posture and eat me again." ”
I grabbed my little feet and pressed them on the bed and said, "It's so smelly, I can't eat it, you can find someone else to eat." ”
I finally waited for Xiaoyu to be quiet, so I carefully lifted her long skirt up parallel to her panties, and then I scooped up a thin long leg, along the gallbladder meridian on the outside of the leg, and began to beat.
While knocking on the small fish, he said, "Well, yes, it's a good technique." ”
I didn't speak, and then Xiao Yu said again: "Oh yes, how did Director Li interview you, and is it also like this?" ”
I replied, "That's pretty much it." ”
Xiao Yu suddenly said very gossipy: "Hey Xinnen, let me tell you, you usually pay more attention to Director Li." ”
I asked, "Why, she can eat people?" ”
Xiao Yu said: "BQ, the modeling company is very weird, the employees of the company almost don't see what the boss looks like, and there is no explanation in the internal information, some people rumor that Li Xue is the behind-the-scenes boss of the BQ model, and her HR identity is simply a cover." ”
"And ......" Xiaoyu whispered again: "There are few male employees in the company now, and some of them are also yin and yang weird sissies." ”
When I heard this, I suddenly stepped harder, and at the same time smiled evilly and said, "Am I a sissy too?" ”
Xiaoyu couldn't bear it: "Ouch, ouch, light, you're not, you don't match the sissy, you are a hooligan and a scoundrel!" ”
I smiled with satisfaction: "That's pertinent, I'm a hooligan." ”
Xiaoyu didn't pay attention to it, she continued to gossip about Li Xue and said: "Because of this, and this old woman has just divorced, everyone rumors that she is a lace edger. ”
I frowned, "What is the lace edge?" ”
Xiao Yu disdainfully said: "Cut! It's still a hooligan, and I don't even know that it's lesbians, women, and gays. ”
I replied: "Oh, it's les, no wonder I don't know, I'm just a hooligan, where like you, not only a female hooligan but also a pervert." ”
When Xiao Yu heard this, his little eyes suddenly rolled, and while I was not paying attention, he raised his other leg, sandwiched my arm between my legs with two legs, and then turned over and twisted.
I pretended to be in pain, squatted down and called out to Rao, "Hey...... Ay...... It hurts to death. ”
Xiaoyu was proud: "Hmph! Dare to scold me for being perverted, now I know it's powerful, let me tell you, this trick is called invincible scissor legs. ”
I suddenly smiled playfully and said, "This is not a scissor leg, this is an invincible female hooligan leg." ”
Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, and when she looked down, she found that her two legs just clamped my arms between the roots of my thighs, and the long skirt had been lifted high in the struggle, revealing two complete white legs and the cotton hip-hop monkey cartoon underwear.
As for my arm, it was just on the hip-hop monkey's grinning mouth.
Xiao Yu was about to cry, and hurriedly said, "You rascal, pull it out." ”
I said helplessly, "You clamp it so tightly, how can I pull it out." ”
The little fish is shy and blushing like a big ripe tomato. At this time, I don't know if Xiaoyu was anxious or something, she twisted her body, and her legs tightly clamped my arms and moved.
Xiao Yu's face turned red instantly, and she quickly grabbed my arm and pulled it out, and at the same time opened her legs widely, and got out of the predicament like lightning.
Xiaoyu got rid of the embarrassment and covered her face with her hands, lay on the bed silently, and let me ravage her two long legs.
I knocked on the gallbladder meridian, the liver meridian, the stomach meridian, the blood vein, and after working for more than ten minutes, I took my hand away from the little fish leg, smiled and said, "How is it, how does it feel." ”
Xiaoyu didn't make a sound, and suddenly, she got up from the bed with a bone, she couldn't even wear shoes, and she was about to run away with her feet to grab the door.
I asked, "Huh! Beauty, you don't have any shoes on. ”
"It's too late."
"How?"
"My stomach is bubbling and I'm going to exhaust!" After Xiaoyu finished speaking, he disappeared from the door.
I smiled helplessly: "This girl, just say it's okay to fart." ”
Xiaoyu's face was still red when she came back, and when she sat on the bed and bent over to put on her shoes, she told me that her spleen and stomach would be handed over to me in the future.
Unless she is cured, she will never let me go.
In the afternoon, I also had nothing to do, so I hugged my phone to find your sister. After getting off work at five o'clock, I intercepted the small fish at the front desk.
"Shi Xiaoyu, are you interested in having ramen together in the evening? I know there's a noodle restaurant in the neighborhood that's very authentic...... "I have a smile on my face and a sincere attitude.
Shi Xiaoyu swallowed his saliva vigorously and said, "You said that noodle restaurant, I know, it tastes really good." But ......" suddenly Xiaoyu was embarrassed and said: "The house rules are too strict, go out at 8 o'clock in the morning and enter the door at 6 o'clock in the evening, and if my father doesn't beat me to death in one minute, my mother will have to nag me into a madman." ”
I was dismissive: "What age is this?" ”
Xiao Yu sighed slowly, and suddenly gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "Sooner or later, one day I have to find a man to elope away from home, give them some color and see!" ”
I got into the elevator with Xiaoyu, went downstairs and out of the company to say goodbye at the door, and walked in different directions.
Half an hour later, I came to the noodle shop, dealt with a large bowl of Lanzhou ramen, wiped my mouth to pay the bill, and returned to the Star Building.
There was a good broadband connection in the room of the building, I called Fat Qiuer to ask for the account password, opened the book, connected to the Internet, entered Taobao, and began to see the sales of his small store.