Chapter 236: The Gravedigger
"Crayon Shin-chan?" Su Qin was stunned, she didn't expect Zhang Qi to come up with such an answer, that cute precocious child.
Thinking about how she was going to be a new mother in the future, Su Qin simply shuddered, it was too torturous.
"You're cartoon poisoned again! It's all said don't watch too many cartoons. Su Qin pinched Zhang Qi's arm in shame, the latter said that there was no pressure at all, and continued to rub his fingers, but he agreed with Su Qin's words very much, he was poisoned by cartoons, and when he heard the child, he thought of crayon Xiaoxin with a conditioned reflex, fortunately it was not Sun Wukong, otherwise how should he be done with a tail?
But men, if you die to save face, even if you say it wrong, you have to say that you are ugly, otherwise it won't prove that you are talking nonsense, and it will be too shameless.
"He has a good IQ, his parents don't know how to teach, if it were me, let him memorize the three-character scripture and the surname of the hundred families, and then teach him to practice martial arts, and he will definitely be very well-behaved when the time comes." Zhang Qixu talked about the education of his future son Xiaoxin, quite in the style of a caste Confucius.
Since it was all introduced to the part that was close to a joke, Su Qin also joined in the fun, and said with a smile: "Then do you want to learn how to play the dynamic superman first, Xiaoxin and his father." ”
"Don't, you are good at being diligent and frolic, if you want to play, just play some martial arts to strengthen your body, and you won't be bullied in the future." Zhang Qi immediately picked up.
As an orphan, Zhang Qi seemed very happy to be able to talk about his son's education, but his face was still quiet.
"I won't tell you, you want to give birth to a little new, I will be pregnant with Meimei and I will be angry with you." Su Qin had a smug smile on her face, as if she was in control of giving birth to boys and girls.
When a woman plays a scoundrel, the best thing for a man to do is to conform to it, a smile, a tacit acquiescence is enough, and it is a fool to argue.
And whenever this happens, it's actually the time to change the subject.
Sure enough, when Su Qin saw Zhang Qi "admitting defeat", the smile on her face became brighter, and her words became more gentle, "Where are you going now?" ”
"I don't know." Zhang Qi turned his head, looked at the suddenly depressed expression on Su Qin's face, looked at the position of the sun, calculated the time in his heart, and said, "At noon, why don't you go to dinner." ”
"Okay, where are you going to eat?" Su Qin asked with great interest, and Zhang Qi directly said that he didn't know.
"I don't care about your suggestions, you are responsible for finding a place to eat." Su Qin said angrily, following Zhang Qi out, happy is happy, but there are a lot of times when he holds his breath, just like carrying a piece of wood, it is simply sweet anger.
But this is wronged Zhang Qi, he actually eats very simply, he can eat at a roadside stall or food stall or something, find a five-star hotel, he also dares to wear slippers and go in and order two catties of beef and half a pot of wine.
So for Zhang Qi, it doesn't matter where he goes to eat, the key is Su Qin's meaning, and he can't see through the other party's preferences, so he has to tell the truth and wait for Su Qin to get an idea.
"Why don't we go to Yingtian Restaurant to eat seafood, and by the way, we can swim in the Yingjiang Living Water Swimming Pool in the afternoon." Su Qin saw Zhang Qi's indifferent expression that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and asked tentatively, but he actually knew the answer in his heart, and Zhang Daxia nodded in agreement.
Zhang Qi nodded directly unexpectedly, and while stopping the taxi, he admired the boss who dared to take the word Yingtian to make the name of the restaurant, but he had seen the history of the world, and it was strange that this restaurant was placed in ancient times, and it was no wonder that it was not smashed by Yingtian's students.
As for swimming, Zhang Qicai doesn't mind where to swim, he dares to go down when there is water, this is his style.
The city is not big, and one of the advantages is that when you think about where to go, you don't spend too much time on the road.
In less than half an hour, according to Zhang Qi's algorithm, that is, a quarter of an hour later, halfway through noon, they arrived at the restaurant.
But if you eat at 12 o'clock, and you have to go to a well-known restaurant to eat, there is no place for it, and as for sharing a table, when you eat in this kind of place, who will share a table with you, and make any international jokes.
"Number 26." Zhang Qi looked at the number plate in his hand, and then looked at the five or six people who were waiting for the position in front of him, and when he turned around and wanted to talk to Su Qin, he saw the food stalls on the opposite street, and suddenly felt that he was looking for guilt, and the things were almost the same, so he changed the environment, and spent twice as much money, not to mention, he still had to wait.
"Just wait a minute, if it's ten minutes later, there's a swimsuit for you." Su Qin held Zhang Qi's hand and said with a happy smile, this restaurant is also humane, and the place for others is a rest area, an air-conditioned sofa, and a bright tone of dark red, which makes people feel comfortable.
And girls have a soft spot for those free, reduced-price things, this kind of mood does not distinguish between rich and poor, only surname, Su Qin is very interested in that free swimsuit, so that it will cost less money to go swimming in the afternoon.
"Giving away swimsuits, it's not about picking up everyone's food and taking a break to go swimming, this boss is a businessman." Zhang Qi muttered quietly, he was hungry, if he didn't feel sorry for Su Qin, he wouldn't want to stay in this place and wait.
But the place is good, Zhang Qi endured it, accompanied Su Qin to look at the river flowing outside the window, listening to her talking about those scenes, and soon the hunger in Zhang Qi's stomach was left behind, and he listened to Su Qin sell her knowledge of those buildings and landscapes with relish.
"The glow of the Han Dynasty is inserted in the three thousand realms, and the pillar is the tide of 90,000 miles." Su Qin said to Zhang Qi with a smile, "When we were in junior high school, we often went there to play, rushing water towers. ”
Zhang Qi nodded flatteringly, making Su Qin so happy, like a little daughter-in-law who was praised by her husband, the dimples on her cheeks were exposed.
The smile is very beautiful, and it is naturally very attractive to bees and butterflies, and a cold voice next to him came in: "This young lady, you know the history of this water tower, but you know its legend." ”
It was a man's voice, young, magnetic surname, Zhang Daxia immediately had a pimple in his heart, and when he turned his head, it turned out to be three boys sitting on the sofa next door waiting for dinner, all of them looked like they were in their twenties, two wore glasses, and one had a flat head but smiled very sunny, and it was this sunny man who spoke.
However, these three people look good, especially the sunny man, who has a bookish atmosphere in addition to the sunshine, which makes people feel bad.
The strange man interjected, and if the woman in your family loves you very much, she will naturally reflexively hold your hand again, and talk back a little closer, to show that she has a name.
That's what Su Qin did.
"The mountain where the rapids tower was built is called Liyu Mountain, and there is a rapids village next to the tower, and legend has it that the carp mountain was made of a carp." When the sunshine man saw Su Qin's movements, his face darkened, and suddenly he returned to a sunny smile on his face, said to Su Qin, and nodded politely to Zhang Qi to say hello.
People who practice martial arts are extremely confident in their hearts, Zhang Qi believes that even if there is a carp essence, he will dare to cut it with a sword, and it is not impossible to compare the length and shortness.
But fortunately, he didn't say what he thought in his heart, otherwise Zhang Daxia would definitely get Su Qin's two fingers, because the story that the sunny man said next belonged to the love story of a creature with a female surname in seconds.
"Legend has it that there was a down-and-out scholar who studied in the original place of Liyu Mountain, and had a relationship with the woman who was transformed into carp essence in Yingjiang, and the two made a private decision for life." Sunshine Man begins the beginning of a dog-blood soap opera.
Zhang Qi thought to himself that this scholar would either be a champion or a great Confucian in the future, and that would definitely not be wrong.
Really.
"Later, the scholar won the champion, and she was eager to respond to the riverside to marry the carp spirit, but the princess fell in love with the scholar and obstructed it in every way." The sunshine man told the story.
Su Qin also remembered that he seemed to have heard this story at this time, but the back was blurry, and he couldn't help but show a very interested expression, seeing the sunny man pausing and taking a sip of tea, and hurriedly asked: "Later, what later?" ”
"That scholar is a good example, I would rather not be an official than go home to marry the carp spirit who is in love with me, the princess was angry, and knew the identity of the carp essence, so she sent someone to suppress it, and built a temple and a tower by the Ying River, the temple pressed the carp tail, and the carp head in the tower town."
Sunshine Man is a graduate student of Chuting University, and he happens to be reading history, and this kind of pickle girl story is a belly of stock, and what he said is also true, and he heard it from the villagers of Rapids Village during the inspection.
Seeing that Su Qin's face really showed an expression of interest, the sunshine man did not sell Guan Zi this time, and continued to talk without pause.
"Later, the scholar knew about the matter, was disheartened, settled in Liyu Mountain, Yingjiang River, did not marry for a lifetime, had no children and no daughters, and accompanied Liyu Mountain to the end of his life, the legend is that when the scholar was smoky, Liyu Mountain was shaken, and the gourd on the top of the rapid water tower was shaken down, and a big hole was smashed in Liyu Mountain, and the scholar was buried there."
"It's so pitiful, that princess is not a good thing." When Su Qin heard this, her face turned red with anger, and she answered again.
The sunshine man seems to have told the final ending again.
"The carp spirit died from his surname, turned into a mountain burial man, and later the apprentices and grandchildren of the scholars, some of them lived opposite the carp mountain, forming the current rapid water village."
"My name is Mu Xingchen, a graduate student in the Department of History of Tingting University." The sunshine man, that is, Mu Xingchen, finished the story, stretched out his hand to Su Qin and introduced himself with a smile.
According to Mu Xingchen's plan, the next girl will squirm and say her name, introduce her boyfriend by the way, and then the next thing is to show her eighteen kinds of martial arts, compare the frustrated men around the beauty, and wield a hoe to pry the corner of the wall.
However, Mu Xingchen thought too simply, Zhang Daxia was here, it would be good not to swing his sword and sharpen the claws, and he wanted to shake hands with Su Qin, after being pushed down by Su Qin's shoulder, Zhang Qi reluctantly reached out and grabbed Mu Xingchen, who was stunned.
It seemed that the handshake was really bad, and Mu Xingchen's hand was so shaken that it was almost broken, and he said with a happy smile on his mouth: "History Department, I know, the group of people who went to school on TV to dig graves!" My name is Zhang Qi, and I am a policeman, who specializes in arresting this kind of person. ”
(To be continued)