readx; "You want to learn kung fu from me?" Listening to Shen Miaoyan's words, Jiang Li was overjoyed, why didn't I expect it, I just took the opportunity to be honest with the goddess. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"yes, is that okay? Not only can you protect yourself but also strengthen your body, killing two birds with one stone, what a good thing! Shen Miaoyan nodded, looking very serious.

"Okay, but you have to apprentice to the teacher, perform the rite of apprenticeship, and be a teacher for life!" Jiang Li clasped his fists in front of his chest and said with a wicked smile.

"I'm dizzy, you take advantage of me." Shen Miaoyan stopped drying, pouting her pretty lips**.

Jiang Li curled the corners of his mouth and smiled evilly: "Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about a husband who is a husband, not a father's father." Don't get me wrong, I don't want to be inferior to you, otherwise I'm embarrassed to snap with you in the future! ”

Shen Miaoyan was so embarrassed that her face was pink: "I won't tell you, I know that I want this kind of thing all day long!" Dirty! ”

"My Fair Lady, good gentleman. I can't ask for it, and I can't sleep! ”

Jiang Li sat on the sofa opposite Shen Miaoyan, looked at the goddess with a lustful expression, and talked eloquently: "Think about it, even the saints say this, don't talk about ordinary people like me." up to princes and generals, down to peddlers and pawns; Whether it is the prime minister, the chairman, the prime minister, or the workers, businessmen, farmers, that one does not snap? This is the greatest cause of mankind, and the continuation of mankind depends on it, how can it be obscene? ”

"I can't tell you, I'll shut up!"

Shen Miaoyan couldn't resist, she was not the kind of woman who used strong words, and her verbal skills were really not as good as this guy who was called "reasonable", but in fact, he often messed around, so he closed his mouth and responded with silence.

"Hey...... Aren't you going to learn kung fu with me, let's have a different apprenticeship etiquette, okay? We don't have to pour wine, we don't have to kneel, let's go to your room and merge the double, how about it? ”

Jiang Li sat on the sofa opposite Shen Miaoyan and looked at her, anyway, Shen Maolin and his wife are at work, no matter how flirtatious they are, they don't have to worry about the scale being too big, "Of course, if you don't want to go to the bedroom, you won't have a taste on the sofa!" ”

"I changed my mind, a person with a brain on a sperm worm, presumably his kung fu is also very average, and he is not worthy of apprenticeship. As the book says, martial arts practitioners should convince people with virtue, and martial arts are more important than martial arts. Follow a ** who has no martial arts to practice martial arts, it's strange to learn kung fu! Shen Miaoyan clasped her hands in front of her chest, protected the vital parts, and said with a look of regret.

"Yes, yes, yes...... I am a person without martial virtues, I am Tian Boguang, a flower thief in the new era, I am here to commit a crime! ”

Jiang Licai didn't care what Shen Miaoyan said, a hungry tiger rushed up, pressed the goddess under him, up and down his hands, and gnawed on ** for a while, only making Shen Da writer angry**, his cheeks were pink, his eyes were like silk, and his body was soft.

After the bathroom offensive and defensive battles of the trip to Thailand, Shen Miaoyan's treatment of Jiang Li has been enlarged, from the previous only allowing him to wear the **** through his clothes, and relaxing the scale to directly enter the clothes and touch the skin, and let him do whatever he wants, but he guards the final bottom line and does not allow him to put his claws into his **......

The goddess's persistence made Jiang Li painful and happy, and his mouth and hands were refreshed, but his little friend was starved to death. In the end, he was really uncomfortable, so he begged the goddess for a while, "Help, this will suffocate people, you will not be able to ** for life, you will have impotence and premature ejaculation, our Jiang family still points to him to inherit the ancestry, how can you murder your husband so ruthlessly?" You're a crime! ”

Shen Miaoyan couldn't resist Jiang Li's stubborn fighting, closed her eyes, and timidly put her hand into the crotch of "Jiang Caihua", and after a while, she tried her best to finally make this hideous-looking little partner like AK47, and suddenly shot out a shuttle of white bullets......

"Huh...... I'm going to die, and I've got people wet! It was the first time that Shen Miaoyan had seen the power of the man's machine gun with her own eyes, her face was as red as a ripe apple in autumn, and she screamed as she looked at the wet, viscous white liquid on the white dress.

Looking at the disheveled and discolored goddess, Jiang Li smiled evilly, and finally shot the goddess once, although it was an outward shot, but since it had already been ejaculated, would it be far from the day of the inward ejaculation?

"This is your apprenticeship, and your apprentice has accepted it for the teacher!"

Seeing Shen Miaoyan wiping the "essence" on her skirt with toilet paper in a panic, Jiang Li put on her pants, reclined on the sofa, and said with a wicked smile: "Don't wipe it, go wash it quickly, otherwise what if you get pregnant?" ”

"Nonsense, although I haven't tried it, but I'm also a master's degree from a first-class university in China, and I still know the pregnancy process of women!" Shen Miaoyan wiped the things on her skirt while frowning at Jiang Li to express her dissatisfaction, you are so hateful, you actually cum on my body, what if you leave a smell and are smelled?

Jiang Li smiled evilly: "What you know is just the pregnancy process of the general procedure, with the progress of human civilization, many girls will now conceive in your situation." ”

"Nonsense, tell me what kind of pregnancy method you want? I don't believe you're full of nonsense! Shen Miaoyan asked rhetorically without believing it at all.

"This is called indirect pregnancy, that is, the essence of the boy is stuck to the girl's hand, and the girl uses her own hand...... Then, if you're not careful, you will have a big belly! Jiang Li explained with a wicked smile.

Shen Miaoyan was ashamed and annoyed, of course she understood what Jiang Li meant in her words and said angrily: "It's so hateful, you villain lives the belly of a gentleman with the heart of **, this girl will never do such a boring thing, not once!" ”

Listening to Shen Miaoyan's words, Jiang Li salivated, his eyes were red, like a gray wolf seeing a lazy, greedy hara was about to flow out, "Wow...... Not once, surely that membrane is also intact, right? It must be tight, tight, right? Oh...... The cake seller, will it be cool to death, I really want to give it a try! ”

Looking at Jiang Li's greedy appearance, Shen Miaoyan smiled like a flower: "When you have the opportunity to give it a try, you'll know!" ””

"Okay, why don't we try it now? Don't look at me just now, as long as you summon me, my little friend will be a good man again. Jiang Li looked like he was looking forward to it.

"Don't think about it, I mean wait until the time is right, not now!" Shen Miaoyan shattered Jiang Li's dream without hesitation, "You wait for me below, I'll go upstairs to change my clothes, you have to teach me a set of self-defense skills." As he spoke, he was like a white butterfly dancing down the stairs and trotting upstairs.

After a lot of effort, Shen Miaoyan changed into a pink sportswear, white travel shoes under her feet, and her long hair was tied into a ponytail, like a pure and beautiful little fresh, and she couldn't say anything about pulling Jiang Li up from the sofa and letting him go to the yard to teach him to practice kung fu.

Seeing that the goddess looked serious, Jiang Li pondered it carefully, and taught her a few basic fist and foot techniques, although it is not subtle and profound, but after practicing for a long time, it can be used for self-defense. As long as the strength is enough, and the opportunity is good, to deal with the ordinary gangsters, it is really not certain who will kill the deer.

Because she loves sports since she was a child, Shen Miaoyan's physique is beyond Jiang Li's expectations, and she is by no means as weak as Miss Qianjin, she has always been a basketball and football player at all levels of school, and she has practiced dance in her spare time.

"Not bad, not bad...... I can't imagine that my daughter-in-law is so skilled, she is really a famous teacher and a high apprentice! Jiang Li sat in the shade of the tree, admiring the graceful movements of the goddess, thinking that when the circle was crossed, if the goddess posed as a horse, wouldn't she be happy to death?

Shen Miaoyan practiced intently for more than an hour, and was tired and sweating profusely before she gave up. It is not too early to see that it is estimated that Shen Maolin and his wife will get off work in a while, Jiang Li reluctantly waved goodbye and drove home.

After returning home, Jiang Li realized that the problem was coming. In the past, when Lu Yan was there, he didn't have to worry about eating and drinking, and everything was taken care of by the cautious and careful stone, and after he left, no one cooked. Don't look at the fat thief eating and drinking, the fat head and big ears, but he can't even scrambled eggs. In desperation, Jiang Li had no choice but to cook himself.

"Well, it seems that we have to find a beautiful maid, no matter what, we are also the CEO of a dignified company, worth hundreds of millions, and we have to cook in person, so it's strange that we won't be laughed at when we pass it out!" While eating, Jiang Li made up his mind to pay attention.

After dinner, Lin Yu, the Shaolin abbot after the eighties, I will exchange it for immortal coins for you to upgrade! Jiang Li pushed the dishes and chopsticks, told the fat man to wash the dishes, and then led the little fox upstairs.

I opened the computer with a familiar way, logged in to Lin Yu's post-80s Shaolin abbot, and then switched back to the page and entered Lin Yunuo's upgrade system. After checking that Lin Yunuo still had 36 mana points left, he consumed one million to buy 100 mana points.

Seeing Jiang Li's skillful ** working on the computer, Lin Yunuo felt very pleased. This man is good, he is not a greedy person, he consumes 100 million to help himself upgrade at once, I don't see that he has a reluctant expression, in this society where people die for money and birds die for food, it is really rare.

"Get ready, it's time to upgrade!"

Jiang Li reminded the little fox, skillfully used the keyboard, transferred the 100 million yuan in his bank card to Lin Yunuo's fairy account, and exchanged it for 100 million immortal coins, and then clicked on the upgrade according to the prompts, and Lin Yunuo's information immediately showed that he had risen to the fourth level of the "Yuan Baby" stage. (To be continued.) )