Chapter 55: The Butcher's Blind Date
"Yan Wu, let's meet at the small farmer's market in ten minutes." After Yan Dong finished speaking, he hung up the phone with a tired face.
"Bitter winter, don't be discouraged, maybe he's in the small farmer's market, let's rush over." Yang Yifeng sat in the co-pilot, looked at the gloomy look of the harsh winter on the side, and comforted.
Seeing that the end of the day was about to set, for a whole day, Yang Yifeng and the others were divided into two groups, Yan Wu took Han Yixue as a group, Yan Dong and Yang Yifeng as a team, and turned all the bazaars in the capital, but still did not find the butcher in the Thirteen Taibao, Yan Dong couldn't help but be a little depressed, even Yang Yifeng didn't report any hope, but he didn't want to see Yan Dong so depressed, so he pretended to comfort the other party easily.
This is the smallest remaining bazaar in the capital, it can be said that there is almost no possibility of finding the butcher's surname, and the harsh winter, who was still full of confidence, has lost confidence in his judgment, and he can't figure out how the twelve brothers who only know how to kill pigs can make a living except for this job?
When he arrived at the bazaar, Yang Yifeng couldn't help but smile bitterly, what kind of bazaar is this, it is a roadside stall from its quantity, and most of them have already packed up their stalls and gone home, only a few scattered stalls are still patronized by customers, which seems deserted.
Not long after, Han Yixue's Porsche also arrived, and the two women who got out of the car also looked lost, and looked very haggard, looking for a day, their feet were sore, but they found nothing, and a thick cloud of sorrow floated in the hearts of several people, and they looked at each other a few times, and the four of them sighed in their hearts.
"This stinky boy, I don't believe I can't find him, I'll go to the suburbs tomorrow to look for it." Yan Dong pretended to snort relaxedly.
"Second brother, let's find a place to eat first, Yi Xue and I are almost hungry." Yan Wu muttered weakly.
Han Yixue is even more unbearable, a master like Yan Wu is tired enough, she is a big lady, if she hadn't paid attention to exercise under the strictness of Old Man Han since she was a child, she would have been tired and would have fallen down.
Yang Yifeng hurriedly stepped forward to support her, wiped the sweat on her forehead distressedly, and said with a forced smile: "Let's find a place to eat nearby, and we will continue to look for it tomorrow." ”
Yan Dong nodded, and the four of them got into the car and drove forward, stopping in front of a farmhouse stewed food shop.
The two girls were really hungry, and they asked for a big pot of pork ribs and stewed vegetables to eat, but they didn't care about the image of a lady, they only ate a mouth full of oil, looking at the two women's eating appearances, Yang Yifeng and Yan Dong looked at each other and smiled bitterly, but they were thinking about their own hearts, and they had no appetite.
Wiping the oil stains on her hands, Han Yixue patted her little belly and said with a smile: "The chef here really has water, you see this rib, they are all the same as those cut by the machine, not only the size is not bad, but even the fine meat on it is not much or less, just three bites of one rib, I ate ten pieces alone." ”
A word reminded the dreamer, Yan Dong and Yan Wu's eyes lit up, and they hurriedly looked at the pile of eaten bones on the table, and sure enough, as Han Yixue said, not only the size was the same, but even the bone stubble was neat.
The two glanced at each other, and they both showed a look of surprise that could not be concealed, and even Yang Yifeng saw the clue, and the three of them hurriedly stood up and walked to the kitchen.
But after looking at the chef inside, Yan Dong and Yan Wu showed a look of disappointment, inside was a big fat man in his forties, still a hairless bald head, shirtless and plucking a pig's head.
"Master, please ask, who cut the ribs here? The knife work is good. Yang Yifeng looked at the fat man thoughtfully and asked.
The fat man is obviously a chatter, maybe he has been staying in the kitchen aggrieved, heard someone asking, immediately came to the spirit, put down the pig's head, wiped the two pigs full of pig hair on the trouser leg, touched his big bald head and said proudly: "This little brother has a vision, I tell you, our ribs here are absolutely full of color, flavor and flavor, even if they are placed on the plate, they look good, I am not afraid to tell you, other people's ribs are a big plate, a small plate is small, if you are lucky, you can eat a few more bites, if you are unlucky, then you have to eat a few bites, but we are different." , every plate is exactly the same, and each rib is three or two bones and two taels of meat. ”
Yang Yifeng listened to the lecture with a serious expression, which made the fat man more and more energetic, picked up a pot of pork ribs on the cutting board and brought it to Yang Yifeng and a few people, and said with a smile: "Several, you see, you look at this knife work, it is neater than the machine, this is the characteristic of our hotel, I don't believe you can find a scale, I dare to guarantee that each rib is the same amount." ”
"Master, I don't think international chefs can compare to such good knife skills, how can you open such a small shop, isn't this Qu Cai?" Yang Yifeng slapped him with a sycophant.
The big fat man smiled awkwardly, looked at a few people and shook his head and smiled: "It's a pity it's not me, if I had this knife work, I would have succumbed here, and I would have gone to participate in the International Chef Competition a long time ago." But this is not from the hand of the chef, but the kid who gave us meat, his butcher shop is called a boom, there is no one around who does not know, all of them take a fancy to him folding this hand knife work, I tell you, that kid sells meat without scales, a big white pig hangs on an iron hook, as long as you say buy a few catties, he goes down, it is no more, no less. ”
Yang Yifeng's eyes showed excitement, he looked at Yan Dong and Yan Wu, who also looked surprised, and hurriedly asked, "Master, can you tell me where that butcher shop is?" We're going to him to order pork too. ”
After getting the address from the fat man's mouth, Yang Yifeng and the four of them hurriedly drove out of the hotel and went straight to a community not far away, because the butcher shop was on the ground floor in front of the community.
According to the fat man, the butcher lived in the butcher's shop, but after the four people arrived, the dried meat had already closed the door, and no one opened the door after knocking for a few minutes. ”
"Auntie, I'm the sister of Mi Xiaolong, the boss of this dried meat, I came to see him, but I didn't expect him to be there." Yan Wu spoke.
"Oh, it turned out that he was looking for Xiaomi, he went on a blind date tonight, just in the café in front, and he was introduced to my girl, you and your brother really look a little alike." The old aunt said with a smile.
"Thank you, auntie, this child, don't say a word to my sister on a blind date, I'll go to the counselor." Yan Wu held back a smile, exchanged a few words with her aunt, and then the four of them went straight to the café in front.
Before coming to the meeting café, Han Yixue pursed her lips and shook her head: "This name is really vulgar, and I don't know who gave it to me." ”
"Hehe, second brother, I didn't expect Xiaolong to go on a blind date, I really laughed to death, and I don't know what the girl he wants to go on a blind date looks like?" Yan Wu was almost laughing and cramping all the way, and when she thought of the twelve brothers who would blush when she looked at a girl, she felt funny.
"Okay, you are not allowed to make fun of him when you see the twelfth brother, he is thin-skinned, and it is not easy to have the courage to go on a blind date." After Yan Dong finished speaking, his face was a little purple, and anyone could see that he was also holding back a smile.
Walking into the café, the four of them found a place to sit at the door, because there is a screen between each table in this café, so the people in the cold winter did not know that the butcher was in that position at this time.
Yan Wu whispered about the image of the butcher, and Yang Yifeng and Han Yixue secretly laughed, thinking that a pig killer was also a big waist with a round waist and a face full of meat, but he didn't expect that this butcher was a handsome young man who was white and clean, only a pair of glasses, otherwise he would definitely be a nerd-like college student.
Han Yixue was like a spy at this time, pretending to go around the café, then biting her lip and coming back, before Yan Wu could ask anything, she covered her stomach and climbed onto Yang Yifeng's shoulder.
"Yixue, what did you see? You say, what are you laughing at? Yan Wu asked eagerly.
Even Yan Dong and Yang Yifeng were confused, they didn't know what was wrong with Han Yixue, and it was unusual to be able to make Miss Han laugh like this.
Han Yixue finally stopped laughing, but the tears of laughter flowed out, and she glanced at a few people, wanting to say something, and then couldn't help laughing again.
Yan Wu was in a hurry, looking at Han Yixue, who was out of breath with a smile, she had to go out by herself and walk forward cautiously, but soon retreated quickly, and after sitting down, she patted her chest and laughed wildly.
Finally, after the two girls had laughed enough, Yan Wu stabilized her mood and said with a smile: "Second brother, it's so funny, guess how heavy the girl the twelfth brother is on a blind date at this time?" ”
"Yan Wu, say it quickly, you're all in a hurry to kill me." Yan Dong said with a roll of his eyes.
"Hehe, the second brother, the twelfth brother is still so thin, it is estimated that it is at most one hundred and twenty pounds now. But the girl who went on a blind date with her, I estimate that it is at least one hundred and twenty-five kilograms, that plump, to sit there, the twelfth brother is like a child, the most ridiculous thing is that the girl is still very vicious, I think it is more like a female boss who sells pork, she is more suitable for the title of butcher than the twelfth brother. ”
And at this moment, Mi Xiaolong stood up from behind the screen, and said sorry with a red face and was about to leave the café, the girl immediately grabbed him, and said delicately: "Brother Xiaolong, in fact, people have long liked you, you said that you get up early and sell pork alone, if the two of us get married, people will help you sell pork together in the future, our husband and wife will be very happy." ”
Yang Yifeng and the others sat there motionless and listened to the girl's affectionate confession, but no one felt warm and romantic, even the harsh winter frowned, uncomfortable.
"Mom, this voice is too strong, I have goosebumps all over my body." Yan Wu shuddered, laughing more ugly than crying and muttering.
The girl's voice really matches her image very well, the urn voice is angry and hoarse, like an old machine hundreds of years ago that is short of oil, it is ugly to die, but I still want to be gentle, a sentence Brother Xiaolong almost didn't let Han Yixue spit out the ribs he had just eaten.
"Tinker Bell, I'm sorry, we don't fit." Mi Xiaolong persuaded with good words, and his face was as red as a monkey's ass.
"Brother Xiaolong, I know you think people are fat, I will lose weight for you, last month people stopped eating mutton, only pork, they have lost half a catty, I really like you, you can't do without me." The girl is fighting for love again.
Yan Dong really listened to it, stood up suddenly, and walked up with a calm face.
Mi Xiaolong is worthy of being the former Thirteenth Taibao, when he was together in the harsh winter, he felt a powerful momentum behind him, and when he turned around, a bright and dangling big kitchen knife appeared in his hand, and Yang Yifeng, who got up after the harsh winter, secretly marveled, Mi Xiaolong's image is indeed like a good man, but he has a different momentum with a kitchen knife in his hand.
The look of vigilance froze, Mi Xiaolong opened his mouth, stunned in place, and saw Yan Wu waving at him again, Mi Xiaolong threw the kitchen knife, like a gust of wind, but when he was about to pounce into the arms of the harsh winter, he turned around and threw himself into Yan Wu's arms.
"Sixth sister, you want to kill me." Mi Xiaolong actually cried with a handful of snot and tears.
"Okay, okay, good, brother twelve, you are so old, why haven't you gotten rid of this bad habit of crying, you are really a child who doesn't grow up." Yan Wu patted Mi Xiaolong's back and comforted with a smile.
"Twelve, don't cry, don't be ashamed." Yan Dong's eyes were also full of concern, but he said in an indifferent tone.
Mi Xiaolong obediently left Yan Wu's embrace, like a schoolboy who had done something wrong, looked at Yan Dong, and whispered, "Second brother, I miss you so much." ”
Yan Dong's nose was sour, he patted Mi Xiaolong's shoulder, and said with a forced smile: "Second brother misses you too, go, go to you." ”
Mi Xiaolong nodded hurriedly, and just as he was about to leave, he turned around and ran to the back, while the fat girl was standing in place with a pale face, with a large kitchen knife stuck in her toes.
Mi Xiaolong pulled out the kitchen knife, ignored the stupidly scared fat girl, and happily walked out of the café with Yan Dong and the others.