Body Chapter 236 should be low-key
The smoke filled the entire kitchen, and it was so gray that you could barely see the human figure. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info I lost my mind for a while, and then I suddenly remembered, covered my nose and coughed a few times in my mouth. Holding my breath, I quickly raised my hand, clicked on the range hood, and pushed out the kitchen side windows, and when I was done, I bowed my head. I kept pulling the red prawns in the iron pot in my hand, and I was a little absent-minded.
Squeak, the kitchen door opened.
It seems that Jiang Yan entered the house: cough cough "cough cough, I damn it, why is it so smoky, the range hood is broken?" ”
I sweated: "I just forgot to open it, uh." Turn off your ears first, don't let the smoke run into the living room
"Whew, choke me!" Jiang Yan covered her mouth and nose with her cuffs and walked up to me with a big grin: "I'm okay with the outside, come in and give you a hand, what's the matter, it's enough buddy, hehe, say." I don't have anything to do, although I don't know how to cook, but it's still okay to wash vegetables, do you want to wash cucumbers? What about tomatoes? "I took the initiative to take over the work of cooking, mainly because the living room is too dangerous, and I can hide for a while.
I used a spatula to pick it up in the pot: "Little no. I've washed all the dishes in the afternoon, so you can go out and watch TV for a while. ”
"Oh, that's good." Jiang Yanwang turned around, and the net took two steps, but her footsteps stopped. Pulling the doorknob, he turned his head hesitantly: "That, mirror, cough cough" Are you and "your relationship with your wife" "Uh" Isn't it not "not very good, you, you are ready" are ready for divorce, right? ”
I was stunned, vaguely understanding what she meant, how to say it, uh, make do. So-so. ”
What does "then" mean? , Xiao Jiang Yan dodged and said: "You" Do you like her or not? ”
I touched my nose and smiled bitterly, "I just like you, okay?" ”
Jiang Yan sighed, blushing and unscrewing the door: "It's okay, I, I'm leaving." ”
I secretly patted my head, ashamed, of course my relationship with my aunt is very good, and I won't have any thoughts of divorce, but these words obviously can't be said to Yanyan, otherwise how can I explain that I want to hook up with Yanyan even if I get married? Did you tell her that I wanted three wives and four concubines? That person won't kill me yet! Before you make enough hundreds of millions of assets, you can only vaguely fool the past, and then find an opportunity to test it, but you can't expose it now.
Turned over the pot, sprinkled some spices, I closed the lid of the pot, the door on the side opened again, and when I looked sideways, it was Yan Wanru who came in.
Yes. It's very fragrant, I didn't expect your craftsmanship to be good. ”
I said, "Come on, compared with you and Sister Yuan, my cooking skills are far behind, wait for a while to cook, just don't be too unpalatable."
Yan Wanru smiled and pinched my face with her fingers: "You, just be modest, huh." Do you need to help? ”
"It's fine. Go and rest, and I'll call you when the meal is ready. I said.
"I've been resting for a long time, and I don't have anything to do when I go out. That's right. Yan Wanru looked at my eyes, "At the beginning, you praised your wife to the sky, what is rare in the world, what is beautiful, hehe, I didn't believe it at the time, but see you this Monday, my sister is a long insight, I think, if the legendary fox spirit appears in this world, I am afraid it should be your lover's appearance, disaster to the country and the people." ”
I hummed and replied twice, and said in my heart that each of you will bring disaster to the country and the people one by one, and no one will say anything about anyone.
"Open the lid, it's time to get out of the pot." Yan Wanru pointed to the iron pot remindingly, and as soon as her voice changed, she returned to the topic of Bu Yue'e. "Beautiful, shrewd, and ambitious, hehe, I really don't know how you deceived such a good woman, Xiaojing, I can tell you, you treat Yue'e well, be careful and don't think nonsense, otherwise let Yue'e know, see if people don't kick you to death." Do you understand what sister means? ”
I winked, "I don't understand." ”
"Little Colored Face! You just pretend to be stupid! Yan Wanru knocked on my head angrily: "I don't care if your relationship is in crisis, you don't mess around outside for me, warn you." If you let Yue'e know that you like me, see if my sister doesn't break your little ass, believe it or not. ”
I uhped, "Then I secretly like you." ”
Yan Wanru's face flushed, glared at me, and grabbed my arm and twisted it fiercely: "Little rascal! Sooner or later, I'll be by you! I pretended to grin in pain, and when she saw it, she laughed out loud, pinched my nose and said, "It's still pretending, sister, are you trying hard?" Look at your stupidity! will change the law and anger me! ”
"Khan, why am I angry with you?" I was speechless and said, "I think you're very happy, huh?" ”
Yan Wanru was hot at the base of her neck, and she bluffed her face fiercely: "Am I happy?" Is it? I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, my sister is back in the house. I smiled and said, "Tell them to wash their hands and get ready for dinner." ”
The kitchen door closes. I heard Yan Wanru say outside: "Ready to eat"
I turned around and turned off the butterfly gas, put the stuffy prawns from the pan to the plate, and put the plate to the tip of my nose and sniffed it, nodding my head in satisfaction. I put the dishes away, lit the flame of the gas stove, poured some oil into the pot, and threw a few other dishes into it.
Squeak, and the door sounded, it was Yuan Yazhen who came in to serve the food. ”
I pointed to the table: "Okay, the shrimp is cooked." ”
"Hmm." Her voice was still as old-fashioned as ever, and her face was unsentimental. Approaching me and reaching for the stuffy prawns on the board. But, took it back again, looked at my face and frowned, and then. Raising his hand, he wiped my right cheek with his index finger, bringing down a small green leaf of about a millimeter. "Why do you get your face?.
I smiled embarrassedly: "Maybe I didn't pay attention when chopping vegetables, by the way, how is Xiaolong doing?" ”
Yuan Yazhen nodded lukewarmly: "It's okay." ”
"I went to school all the time, and I didn't have time to see him. But wait for the holidays, and the answer is that he should take him to the playground to play. ”
Yuan Yazhen snorted, Xu was waiting for me to fry the bitter dish and take it away, she temporarily froze in place and did not move, and was silent for a few seconds. Yuan Yazhen turned her head sideways and suddenly glanced at me, stared straight into my eyes for half a minute, and then said, "What do you think?".
I didn't know why, "What? What do you think? ”
Yuan Yazhen held my hand without being salty. "Me and my lover, aren't you going to choose one of them?"
I was sweating a little, I didn't expect her to ask so directly, a while ago, although I kissed her, but I never discussed emotional problems with her, let alone whether she liked me or not, now when I hear this, I suddenly don't know how to answer. After thinking about it for a long time, I rubbed my temples and coughed: "Sister, I like you, as for the rest" Before she could finish speaking, she interrupted me.
Yuan Yazhen: I know! ”
Khan, what do you know?
Suddenly, there were footsteps outside getting closer and closer, and Yuan Yazhen let go of her hand and let go of my arm. It's Xi Mansha who comes in, like look at us. first smiled at Yuan Yazhen and nodded, then looked at me and said, "Xiaojing, where is the rice pot?" I'll serve the meal. Yuan Yazhen didn't say a word, and slowly moved out of the kitchen with a plate of vegetables, and closed the door with her hand.
I pointed to the door: "On the ground, right there." ”
Xi Mansha answered, bent down and took out the dishes and chopsticks from the cupboard, immediately opened the lid of the rice cooker, and put rice into the bowl spoonful by spoonful, suddenly, looked up at the kitchen door, and saw that the door was closed, Xi Mansha turned her back to me and said: "Yue'e is very good, I have rarely seen such a beautiful woman, Xiaojing, you listen to the teacher's advice, don't" She opened her mouth, and the back of her neck was obviously a little red. "Don't hit" Don't hit me with my crooked ideas. The last sentence was like a mosquito, inaudible.
I hummed noncommittally, and now that I want to explain the misunderstanding last time, I'm afraid I can't explain it clearly.
"Well, what does it mean, "what do you mean" to agree?. Xi Mansha blushed and glanced at me secretly: "You know, you know that I have a heart attack, you are married again" so" "Well" understand "Well, the teacher begs you, okay?" ”
I couldn't help but pout: "What does it have to do with whether you have heart disease?" ”
"What do you say? Xi Mansha, who has a hereditary congenital heart disease, sighed inferiorly, and suddenly, raised her head again. "Gu Jing, you, you really like the teacher?" ”
I hesitated. Still nodded faintly.
Xi Mansha's face turned red, can you "can you" can you dislike me "we can't". Seeing that I was stir-frying with a shovel without saying a word, she hurriedly scared me and said, "Xiaojing" you "You don't understand." I still have a lot of diseases, heart disease is just one kind, my stomach is not good, I have pain in three days, my liver is not good, sometimes I can wake up with pain when I sleep. And the lungs, often out of breath, and, "Well, anyway, a lot of diseases, I'm sure I won't live to be thirty years old." ”
I glared at her: "What thirty years old is not thirty years old, don't talk nonsense!" ”
"Really, I won't live for a few years, so don't fight" Don't hit the teacher's idea, okay? Xi Mansha's tone was tinged with a hint of cowardice, with a hint of pleading.
The more I listened, the funnier it became, in fact, I asked Jiang Yan a few days ago, Teacher Xi is indeed not in good health, and she is riddled with many chronic diseases, but it is by no means as bad as she said. Stomach problems are normal, it's just that congenital heart disease is not easy to treat.
Unmoved, I silently put the next dish on my plate.
Seeing this, Xi Mansha looked at me, and was so angry that she stomped her foot lightly, "I won't tell you" You want to "like it if you want, the teacher won't like you anyway". Wang walked to the kitchen door and opened the door, Xi Mansha thought about it, closed the door again, turned around, and said shyly: "Gu Jing" Then you "don't like the teacher" can not let others know, especially your lover and Yanyan
I blinked my eyes and nodded my head slightly.
Xi Manmu exhaled with relief. Finally, he looked at me with complicated eyes, motionless.
As I was about to turn off the fire, I noticed the dry gaze and looked sideways: Uh, what's wrong? ”
"Ah, nothing." Ju Mansha hurriedly avoided my gaze and walked out of the kitchen in a trance with the rice bowl in her arms, not knowing what was going on in her head.
Ten minutes later, use a partition to mark out the inside of the restaurant.
Everyone sat down. Only the main seat was abandoned. Ministry Yue'e meant to let Yan Wanru and Yuan Yazhen sit in the main seat, what did they do. is the oldest and has the highest status, but Yuan Yazhen and Yan Wanru didn't agree, they didn't let me sit in life or death, Xi Mansha also said that they were guests and hosts. The public is owned by me and Ministry Yue'e, and it will not be hypocritical if I can't do it. Slowly talk and beckon everyone to eat.
By the time I went shopping in the afternoon, I was well prepared. Whether it's wine, melons and fruits, the house is very complete.
"Let's have a drink first." Bu Yue'e bent down and held the wine bottle and poured red wine into the glass in front of Yan Wanru and Yuan Yazhen's table, and took a box of orange juice for Xi Mansha and Jiang Yan, opened the lid and poured it. In the end, she got two glasses of Moutai left over from yesterday's drink for herself and me, "Come, Xiaojing and I will salute everyone, but before drinking this glass of wine, I have to mention one condition, everyone is not allowed to be polite today, hehe, if anyone is restrained, I will get everyone drunk, so that none of you can leave."
Everyone laughed and raised their glasses to take a sip.
The demon is a very talkative person, as if there are always countless topics in his stomach, and he can chat with people for a long time if he throws one of them, so that the atmosphere at the dinner table has been very harmonious. But. It's just a few of them who are harmonious, and I pursue the principle of low-key and low-key, except for non-nutritious words such as "eat vegetables, cheers, and taste this", all the others are silent, for fear of disaster coming out of the mouth, and even, I don't even look at a few people, most of the time I stare at the rice bowl with my head half-bowed.
When she was having fun, Jiang Yan also changed into a glass of wine, and despite Xi Mansha's objections, she filled herself with a glass of wine.
Bu Yue'e smiled and said: "The red wine of our red wine, the white wine of white wine, is the juice of Mansha." Don't drink some? ”
Yan Wanru sighed: "Her heart is not very good. Not a drop of wine, alas, Mansha. You've been in good health lately, forget it, don't talk about it. After a glass of red wine, Sister Yan's face was slightly red. She probably knew that Xi Mansha didn't want to talk about heart disease. Busy is a change of words, "Whew." My voice is a little hoarse, I haven't said so much in a long time. ”
Bu Yue'e took a sip of wine and agreed: "Yes, it's been a long time since I've had such a good conversation like today, I see, let's get together more in the future."
Hearing this, the corner of my eye jumped slightly.
"Of course it's good." Yan Wanru said with a smile: "Another day, let's rest and go to the field to have a round." ”
Jiang Yan was immediately interested: "Where to hit?" ”
"Let's talk about it again, what do you say? Yan Wanru looked at them.
Jiang Yan patted her chest: "I'm fine, I have time at any time." ”
Ministry Yue'e said: "Sister Yuan, Mansha? ”
Xi Mansha hesitated for a moment and nodded slightly. Yuan Yazhen also snorted and didn't say anything. "Then it's decided, come, Yue'e raised her glass.
Yan Wanru smiled, and after drinking a glass with her, she said, "I heard Xiaojing say that you have a good amount of alcohol, it seems that he is not bragging to me." ”
Bu Yue'e's charming big eyes whitened my eyes, and said with a smile: "Tell someone my old bottom again." Wanru, he didn't say anything else bad about me, did he? ”
Yan Wanru looked at me with a smile: "He." I always praise you in front of me, saying that you are very beautiful, very smart, and very special."
"Come on, I'm blushing.
Bu Yue'e smiled and held my hand: "In front of a few of you, how dare I call myself beautiful, quite a lot of people can afford one" Good facial features, that's it, let's talk about being smart, I'm still smart? I'm not afraid of your jokes, I'm dizzy when I see the numbers. Sometimes, I can make a mistake with a calculator, hehe, maybe I was too stressed in high school, and I got a mental block. ”
Jiang Yan's eyes lit up and she shouted, "Damn, sister, I can find a compatriot, we are the same." I also get a headache when I see a math problem. What the hell do you think about those guys, why do you come up with a "math." Come on, except addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. I don't understand the use of this knowledge."
Xi Mansha glanced at Jiang Yan: "Mathematics is the foundation, and many subjects can be used. ”
Jiang Yan grinned: "Don't talk about me, auntie." I've heard from Sister Yan that you were the third lowest in your class in math in high school. ”
Xi Mansha's face was hot, and she glanced at Yan Wanru softly, "I, I studied liberal arts." ”
Yan Wanru said with a smile: "Your aunt is outstanding in other subjects, otherwise she wouldn't be admitted to the Normal University."
"Look, you're all better than me." Ministry Yue'e hooked the corners of her mouth: "It's just me, I didn't even go to a junior college, and I came out to work early." Those days, alas, don't mention it. ”
Yuan Yazhen, who cherishes words like gold, said lightly: "Aren't you doing well now?" ”
Xi Manmu nodded and said, "Yes, like this kind of villa, Yanyan's father may not be able to afford it."
There was a hint of happiness in Bu Yue's pupils. Subconsciously squeezed my hand, "Whether it's a car or a house, all my things now are given to me by Xiaojing." I don't know if she drank too much, but as she spoke, Bu Yue'e sighed a little emotionally: "My mother is right, my Bu Yue'e has been confused all her life, but she only did one thing right." ”
I grabbed her glass: You've drunk too much, give me this. ”
Bu Yue'e smiled: "Okay, listen to my husband, don't drink it." ”
Yan Wanru looked at the two of us: "I really envy you, come, let's think about where to play." Gangnam? Won't it be too far? Beidaihe? Wouldn't it be too earthy? In fact, there are just a few near Beijing. The resort is nice too"
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